Computer Software jokes

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.