Computer Software jokes

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.