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Hypothetically, if I Was a President I'd Banned U From Entering Ur Country in the Terms of #Terrorism".

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate it. What are you all having today? I had some nice chile verde enchiladas, perks of being Mexican

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Impostor Hailey go jus no one wants you here. Until you post a face reveal showing it’s you, you are not welcome on WJE