Sad Case

Why's that?

I would've loved if you would've explained why I'm a sad case.

i'm confused but go on

You ain't tough, Dagger. But you sure know how to look it.

That's enough, Orthur.

My mentor, Dutch van der Linde.

Why are you being an idiot?

Look how I turned out!

Don't say much for your teachin' does it.

Ungrateful bastard!

Want me to teach you a lesson you won't forget?

I'LL KNOCK YOU STRAIGHT BACK TO THE GUTTER!

I don't think I've EVER been less intimidated.

Shit. You're a loudmouthed idiot.

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Do you... *really* have a plan, Dutch, or d'you just keep tellin' us you do?

Damn child!

I mean, a REAL plan. Not the "eating mangoes on a tropical island" plan.

Fuck you too

Anytime you wanna share it, I'm all ears.

WTF. Buddy, I never try to act tough.

I think that we all need to settle down

I agree.

Dutch and Arthur are funny asf.

Are you gonna pass out in your own shit again, Uncle?

LMAO

You bring home no money and drink ten times your share!

You're like a goddamn leech, sucking us dry.

Well, ain't that charming.

How the fuck are you still alive?

You've pickled yourself in your own juices.

God help us, you'll probably live a hundred years.

I ain't paying you no more mind, Arthur.

Oh! I almost forgot. Empty your pockets, now.

Hi.

You're one sad son of a bitch, Arthur.

Hello there.

Hey, Hailey.

I'm gonna sing y'all a song to make you forget about that child Arthur.

Here it is...

I went to Oil City, for hershey and oil

While all my world travelling and roaming around

Hello, there.

Hey Uncle, I have a request... for the love of God, stop.

I should've broken your neck long ago.

You revolting old bastard.

Don't give me a reason!

Fine, watch me ignore you.

;-;

SHRURHESITJAKAKS SHUT THE FUCK UP

DAMN DAWG