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Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.

Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more

I'm on for tonight and DAYUM this sight is 6 feet under, the newest comment is the one I made last night

Mia get your weird ass friend under control I get she likes me probably but keep that thing away from my ass and why did you bet her a dollar if she did tf

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

THE WJE SHIPPING CHART IS OFFICIALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Use the link to fill out the suggestion form if you have any ideas for who would be a good ship. There is a link to a document with explanations for the quadrants mentioned in the form if you’re unfamiliar with them. Happy Shipping!!!

And as if it weren’t already clear, IT IS COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS! Even I don’t know who’s suggesting what, so feel free to send in your craziest ships of people on WJE!

https://forms.gle/yrLbuypkvu56cTUn7

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

I'd like to make a YouTube video about worst jokes ever. It will be about all of the controversies, lore, and information. If you want to help, please comment under here if you want to help me out :). Please only post histories of important controversies, users, etc. Unhelpful comments will not be tolerated! Thanks

Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Story introduction.

Is it all a dream? Charlie Knight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality? --------------------------------------------------------------------------… Read more

IN YOUTH'S TENDER BLOOM BY,SHAYLIE HAMILTON

In youth's tender bloom, we start to rise, Through days of innocence, under azure skies. With every step, a world anew we meet, As time unfurls its tapestry complete.

In childhood's grasp, we danced with glee, Through fields of dreams, wild and free. Each moment a treasure, each laughter a song, In the symphony of innocence, we belong.

Yet as seasons change, so too do we… Read more

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more