I just wanted to make some friends but it seem like I don't fit in with y'all either its okay i'm use to this stuff bye ig

It's me, Andrew FUCKIN' Tate. I'm banned from every social media in existence so i'm here to make THIS ONE BETTER than ALL THOSE FUCKIN' OTHER SHITHOLES. TOP Gs in the comments join the fuckin cobra movement!!!

Amazing things we have in Australia-

Woolworths,

Coles,

Pavlova,

Lamingtons,

Weet-Bix,

(My absolute FAVOURITE) Tim Tams!!!

Vegemite,

Cadbury chocloates,

Meat pie,

Koala's,

Kangaroo's,

Platypus',

Kookaburra's,

(This show was MADE in Australia, but is a world wide show,) BLUEY!

Potatoes are vegetables and potato chips are just cooked potatoes so potato chips are vegetables

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.