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of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade

Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!

Okay I know that there will be at least 3 people who will end up saying in the comments of this post "Shut the fuck up" or "Go kill yourself". But here's what I wanted to say:

If you're ever feeling like you want to commit suicide, just know that there are people there for you. There are people you can talk to. There are people who can and want to help you. If you're feeling like that's the only way out, YOU'RE … Read more

Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

do you realize that even if you ban someone, they can make new accounts? idiots.

hit or miss i guess they never miss huh

ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose

I love texting people WHERE ARE YOU AND IM SO SORRY when they don’t reply to my texts

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

I NEED HELP WITH MY WORK uhh i have to write an RACE about the book how they choked

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

I never knew that when people are shot with a pew pew they drop so fast

When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

i got a letter from sum1 saying that they love me

w/AskWorstJokesEver Who was/is the worst teacher you've ever had? Also, why were they that bad?

Also, which group do you identify with? Vote in the poll below!

my god the people in my advisory are so fucking unfunny and unoriginal like get a life omfg. they use the fuckin 2021 soundboards that are so unbelievably unfunny that make me wanna smash their computers with a hammer out of pure spite

Hi! My name is Kuromi. I identify as catgender (no hate please), and I don't care!!! My pronouns are they/it/nya/meow. Please respect my pronouns. I love mochi, Animal Crossing, and traveling. I am from Brookyln!