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When they break into your house and aren't wearing a shirt but have abs and are covered in blood and are wearing a ghost face mask, and it's only you that's home ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation โ€“ "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounceโ€ฆ Read more

some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thesโ€ฆ Read more

MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,

The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.

The community back then was a compleโ€ฆ Read more

When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth

Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Other preparations use codeine/guaifenasin, hydrocodone/chlorphenamine, hydrocodone/APAP, and hydrocodone/homatropine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan (often paired with guaifenasin or acetaminophen) as the active ingredient have also been used, as thโ€ฆ Read more

Well guys, I guess that's it.

In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I prayโ€ฆ Read more

The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!

PSA: STOP MAKING SHITTY ONE WORD POSTS!!! THEY ARE NOT INTERESTING, THEY CLOG UP THE FEED, AND ARE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. THIS COMMUNITY IS NOT FOR SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR OWN DECISIONS LED YOU TO REQUIRE THIS SITE AS A CHATTING ALTERNATIVE. THIS IS THE WORSTJOKESEVER COMMUNITY, NOT YOUR PERSONAL CHAT BUBBLE. MAKE INTERESTING POSTS ABOUT INTERESTING TOPICS AND CONVERSATE *AS A COMMUNITY!!!!!*

lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.

flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.

the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.

the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as weโ€ฆ Read more

Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself

They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I donโ€™t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasnโ€™t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater wโ€ฆ Read more

Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:

you're the story i swore i'd stop telling, the ghost i keep inviting back. i tried to rewrite you, i tried to turn the page, but some people just dont leave. they just fold themselves, into your favorite songs, into your quiet moments, into the silence before you sleep, and maybe, they werent meant to stay, but god, they taught you how deeply you can feel.

This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alonโ€ฆ Read more

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Rule bend: should accounts tht impersonate others like the rapboat mfs or other ppl get banned off rip or should we wait till they change their user n stuff?? might seem like a stupid question but i js wanna see what the community wants yk

@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd liโ€ฆ Read more

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Isn't crazy how none of those alts are on at different times? Whenever one is off, they're all off, when ones afk they are all afk. So Hive Mind or 1 person?