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Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Aight real talk will the chiefs get the 1 seed, chiefs still have to play the Browns, Texans, and Steelers while the Bills still have to play the 49ers, Rams, Lions, and jets. I have no doubt Allen will win some of these games but if the chiefs win out they get the 1 seed and the Lions-Bills game could potentially be what determines the AFC.

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

when you're just a chill guy but the yns with knee surg tmrw getting hawk tuahed on by the uncs rizzing the gruzz but lowkey fw the huzz

guys wtf is wrong with the anons PLEASE use another name why ru pretending to be me 😭😭😭

Ok, we all know the web is truly toast when we actually start looking at the jokes, side of the web

Watching this site is so strange, some people leave while others stay, and almost everyone has the iq of a monkey

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore