You want the whole song? You're a greedy little goober, aren't ya? Fine, but don't get used to this royal treatment.
Here's the entire "American Idiot" song for your ungrateful self:
"Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fk America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension,
All across the alienation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well, maybe I'm the ft, America.
I'm not part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda,
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension,
All across the alienation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fk America."
If you're aiming to replicate or achieve a SPECIFIC kind of art or capture something specific, your prowess in that is measured by how well you think you performed at that
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Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
How long have you been stuck there??? did you get help??
Anonymous
yeah my grampa’s here putting on my spare
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ohhh thats good
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i hope you get home/ wherever you're going safely
Anonymous
thanks
Anonymous
i kinda got stuck at the perfect place cus i’m right at the exit that goes to my house
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
that good lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
did you manage to sing then? if so how did it go
Anonymous
no im gonna miss my lesson for this week
Anonymous
it shoulda started 30 mins ago and im still on the highway
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
noooo im so sorryyy
Anonymous
its ok theres always next week
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
gtg bye
Anonymous
i’m just so grateful i’m okay cus my tire completely shredded
Anonymous
i totally coulda and shoulda lost control and crashed
Anonymous
i was going like 70 mph and swerved so hard to the right cus of it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
woah
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im so glad ur ok
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oh byeee
Anonymous
tyty
Anonymous
j gotta be careful getting home at least til i exit the highway cus i can’t go faster than 50 on my spare
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah well i hope you get home safe and ik ive alr said it lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i need some new vocabulary lolz
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
thanks
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lol np queen
Anonymous
BE SAFE
Anonymous
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU :(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
thats cuteee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
#ishipJamal
Anonymous
#MeToo
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i made it
Anonymous
DWDW IM OKAY <3
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for realsies
Anonymous
jamal 4 life
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jamal 4 eva
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YAYYY
Anonymous
🥳🥳
Anonymous
for realsies
Anonymous
fo rizzle
Anonymous
fo sho
Anonymous
frfrfr
Anonymous
hey thats my line
Cosmo idk
fr tho
Anonymous
hehehehe
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if that's ur line than what's Jake's line
Anonymous
I've got 7 of em
Anonymous
he says fo rizzle
Anonymous
there is nothing hehe about stealing my stuff
Anonymous
first my emoji
Anonymous
then my word
Anonymous
and now my line
Cosmo idk
imma steal ur soul tho. gimme a bunch of pennies and you will get it back
Cosmo idk
I just want pennies bruh
Cosmo idk
they're fun to pimch
Anonymous
you cant steal my soul
Cosmo idk
then gimme pennies
Cosmo idk
or just gimme pennies
Cosmo idk
please/
Cosmo idk
?
Anonymous
Cosmo idk
<======================================================3
Anonymous
You stole my heart so I think it's justified
Cosmo idk
ok you can have your sole back
Cosmo idk
*soul
Anonymous
tytyty
Cosmo idk
yay I has pennies
Anonymous
i gave you mine tho, its not stealing its a trade
Cosmo idk
rizz
Anonymous
I know
Anonymous
touche
Anonymous
lowkey kinda cheated you tho since my hearts just normal and yours is gold
Anonymous
but oh well
Anonymous
your heart is a literal diamond
Anonymous
aweee
Anonymous
dedddd
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hii
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heyyy
Anonymous
hru
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im good hbuu
Anonymous
im good
Anonymous
a lil stressed abt my car
Anonymous
my tire was completely shredded lmao ill hafta get a new one
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh haha
Anonymous
yeah lmao
Anonymous
wanna see the tire
Anonymous
its crazy how destroyed it was
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ok lol
Anonymous
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
omg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how tf did that happen
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im glad ur ok
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wow
Anonymous
i have no clue
Anonymous
it fully j ripped off
Anonymous
it was so weird
Anonymous
like i pulled over expected it to j be flat or sum
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
that mustve been scarryyyy
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yh
Anonymous
and my mom came was like "dude you completely destroyed your tire"
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wow thats just scary
Anonymous
yeah i was like shit i j narrowly avoided dying" lmao
Anonymous
my cat has a drop of water on her nose and its oddly adorable
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
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woah lol
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
ukukukuk lookit my tire
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think i just got an american bf...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what the freak
Anonymous
how
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idk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
we talked for like an hour
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
got to know each other
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face rev
Anonymous
is it someone on here????
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and then boom he asked me and i said yeah
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nope
Anonymous
ohh okok
Anonymous
damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so ya
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im not single anymore 😭
Anonymous
funnnn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but idk how i feel abt this
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
it feels weird
Anonymous
ohh damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but oh well
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
this is my first ldr
Anonymous
yeah it def takes some getting used to
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hold on
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i cant
Anonymous
cant what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he didnt face rev before he asked me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and he just sent me his pic and i cant
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk what to do
Anonymous
why
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk what to say
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk how to react
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what do i do 😭
Anonymous
wait omfg why
Anonymous
send it on lounge
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IDEK
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like
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i added him on disc
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
do i just block him and unfriend him
Anonymous
idk
Anonymous
^^^^
Anonymous
im so curious now
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ok ok
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i sent it
Anonymous
oh
Anonymous
um
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ik
Anonymous
does he say 6-7 unironically
Anonymous
does he play softball
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what the freak do i do
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nope
Anonymous
does he read manga
Anonymous
cus what the helly
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he does marvel youtube vidoes
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looks like he does
Anonymous
um
Anonymous
uh
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idek
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omg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its on disc
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do i just block him and remve
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remove*
Anonymous
id say "actually yk what im not rlly comfortable with things moving this fast"
Anonymous
and then block and remove him
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ok ok
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
done
Anonymous
omg 😭
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
that scared the life outta me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he said he was 15
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he looks older than that
Anonymous
he looks like hes either 11 or an underdeveloped 17 year old
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LOL
Anonymous
brooo i cant
Anonymous
i died laughing
Anonymous
when he asked what you thought you shoulda j been like
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No.
Anonymous
or maybe im just a bitch
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idrk
Anonymous
ill brb in a bit i have a meeting with a teacher
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
okkkkk
Anonymous
is his name wade
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not
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no*
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it was jack
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you shouldbe seen the pic tho
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i cant even
Anonymous
lmao
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i nearly started crying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he was being so nice
Anonymous
you're 13 I don't think you should be getting discord bfs El 😭
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and all he said is that helooked cring
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i aint even trying to lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he messaged me saying hi
Anonymous
how'd he even meet you bro 😭
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and he was being rlly nice and having conversation
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
through some server
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
idk
Anonymous
pedophiles can be really nice and have conversations too El
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
very very true
Anonymous
you gotta be careful 😭
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like my history teacher
Anonymous
yikes
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hes zesty and weird
Anonymous
My sister has a hella gay spanish teacher lmao
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my history teavcher was telling u sabout how gay people used to express themselves by wearing colourful stuff
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and he said he wore a colourful outfit that day to show us
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so now we all think hes gay coz he hasnt said anything about having a wife
Anonymous
LMAO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hahaha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he also dances and jumps around the classroom
Anonymous
yeah i think he's just gay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah haha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hes also in his late fifties bare in mind haha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hes losing his mind
Anonymous
damnnn
Anonymous
Welp I'm gonna get to studying, I have a math exam tomorrow lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
luckily hes leaving in february coz the teacher hes covering for is coming back
Anonymous
wish me luck 😭
Anonymous
WWWW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
okay! good luck
Anonymous
tyyyy
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yupp
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npp
Anonymous
backkkk
Anonymous
this convo is so funny bro
Anonymous
YOU GOT THIS CUS YOURE SUPER SMART AND AMAZING AND PERFECT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hiii
Anonymous
hiiiii
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im probs gonna go to sleep acc im rlly tired and ive got a long day a head of me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
gnnnnnnnn
Anonymous
GUESS WHAT
Anonymous
IM COLOR CODING IT
Anonymous
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M COLOR CODING MY NOTES
Anonymous
THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING
Anonymous
IT'S SO MUCH NICER WITH COLOR
Anonymous
OMG THATS SO COOL
Anonymous
okkk gnnnn queen
Anonymous
sorry i didn’t answer i was eating dinnerrr
Anonymous
THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA LOVE
Anonymous
COLOR CODING NOTES IS SO FUN
Anonymous
I KNOW MY SYNESTHESIA IS GOING NUTS
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Weird
Anonymous
WOOP WOOP
Anonymous
what’s weird.
Anonymous
be so fr
Anonymous
what’s weird
Anonymous
your vocabulary on here literally consists of like 3 words
Anonymous
jk lmao hi
Anonymous
"weird" "what" "huh"
Anonymous
lmao literally
Anonymous
although like 50% of what i say is “lmao”
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
And yours is “;3”?
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Jake
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Anonymous
BAHAHAHAHAHAHS
Anonymous
;3
Anonymous
girl 😭
Anonymous
omg the point of the heart is pointing at the crying face
Anonymous
Lmaooo
Anonymous
that’s so silly
Anonymous
silly willy
Anonymous
willy
Anonymous
hilly billy
Anonymous
tilly
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Mal are you secretly a guy and that’s why Jake’s dating you
Anonymous
I think she is
Anonymous
and also a furry
Anonymous
but that's not why
Anonymous
im NOT gay
Anonymous
OR a zoophile
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Anonymous
unsolicited pussy pic
Anonymous
no lnao
Anonymous
*lmao
Anonymous
HEY YOURE SPOSED TO BACK ME UP
Anonymous
HEHEHE
Anonymous
NOTHING IS HEHEHE ABOUT SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME
Anonymous
butttttt
Anonymous
i love you
Anonymous
muahahaha
Anonymous
no buts.
Anonymous
then don’t say i’m a gay furry smh.
Anonymous
or a trans furry
Anonymous
I DONT EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE
Anonymous
ITS ALL A BLUR
Anonymous
A BLUR OR LIES.
Anonymous
*of
Anonymous
stupid mf phone.
Anonymous
You are NOT a gay furry
Anonymous
do you think im a trans one
Anonymous
not in the slightest
Anonymous
good.
Anonymous
ok i couldnt let this sit with 299 replies i gotta make it 300
Anonymous
now it's 301
Anonymous
hahahahaha (302)
Anonymous
thats fine
Anonymous
as long as its not 299
Flappy.
hi mal
helo
(ignored)
Anonymous
FLAPPERSSSS
Anonymous
HIIII
Anonymous
sorry i was in another tab
Flappy.
HIIIII
Flappy.
no ur fine
Anonymous
hruuuuu
Heroin Monkey
Deqd
Cosmo idk
deqd
Heroin Monkey
Deqd
Anonymous
deqd
Anonymous
Deqd
Anonymous
muahaha
Cosmo idk
much scawy. I scawed
Anonymous
muahahaha
Anonymous
cosmo didja see my tire
Cosmo idk
wow
Cosmo idk
its beautifucl
Anonymous
no its not
Cosmo idk
lmao
Anonymous
that tire almost made me crash smh
Cosmo idk
imagine having ur license
Anonymous
its fantastic
Cosmo idk
(me with the expired driving permit)
Anonymous
lmfao
Cosmo idk
shut
Anonymous
de do
Anonymous
keep ou de devil
Cosmo idk
I am the devil
Anonymous
shut de do
Cosmo idk
and you better try to keep Jake out of you
Anonymous
um
Anonymous
ok
Cosmo idk
congrats
Anonymous
what
Anonymous
no ones going in me
Anonymous
only my food
Anonymous
my food can go in my mouth
Anonymous
man im hungry now
Anonymous
yum yum
Anonymous
mmm goldfish
Anonymous
they're calling to me
Anonymous
im not i had 3 huge meatballs and a shit ton of tater tots
Anonymous
i wish i was built like a goldfish
Anonymous
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE BUILT LIKE A GOLDFISH
Anonymous
lmao have you ever watched napoleon dynamite
Anonymous
yes lmao
Cosmo idk
kinky
Anonymous
im beginning to think i need to be a goldfish in order for you to love me smh.
Anonymous
STOP
Anonymous
NO!
Anonymous
HEY
Anonymous
COSMO WAS THAT YOU?
Cosmo idk
?
Anonymous
asshole
Cosmo idk
bud I'm the senior mod here
Anonymous
what’d it say
Cosmo idk
Mr. ex-mod
Cosmo idk
STOP
Anonymous
It was this
Anonymous
lmaooo
Anonymous
i think i do 😔
Anonymous
brother I am your elder in more ways than I can count
Anonymous
Well I'm telling you right now you do NOT
Cosmo idk
ok Mr. dating a minor
Anonymous
YOU HAVE LITERALLY ADMITTED TO BEING A TRANS PEDOPHILE
Cosmo idk
in the sense of joking yes
Anonymous
You still admitted
Cosmo idk
literally like 4 people from wje have seen my face
Anonymous
😔
Anonymous
doesn't mean you cant still be trans or a pedophile
Anonymous
I'm one of those people
Anonymous
oh wow i forgot im like 13
Cosmo idk
do you seriously believe it?
Anonymous
And I'm a #CosmoIsAPedo believer
Anonymous
(no lmao but you aren't helping your case)
Cosmo idk
I'm a guy and I look like a guy
Anonymous
Darn
Cosmo idk
too old for you?
Anonymous
Could say the same thing about caitlyn jenner
Anonymous
i’m a girl and i look like a girl yet you still say i’m trans 💁♀️
Anonymous
yup you’re a nasty pedo
Anonymous
gross
Anonymous
very gross
Anonymous
sickening
Cosmo idk
well I'm the one who says I'm a guy
Anonymous
i burped
Cosmo idk
I burped twenty times today and counting
Anonymous
i don’t count
Anonymous
i burp a lotta times
Anonymous
one time i burped so loud my friend thought it was a man
Cosmo idk
I bet Jake likes his dates masculine
Anonymous
actually a lotta times
Anonymous
Lmaooo
Anonymous
i hope not cus i’m not very masculine
Anonymous
i’m an INSANE burper
Anonymous
like
Cosmo idk
one time (according to a friend of mine) I burped so loud in my sleep that I shook the wall
Anonymous
idek
Anonymous
i burp SO loud
Anonymous
i made heads turn when i burped
Anonymous
*burp
Anonymous
LMFAO
Cosmo idk
And I can control when I burped
Anonymous
one time i choked from burping too big
Cosmo idk
like rn
Cosmo idk
...
Cosmo idk
I can make my burps sound demonic
Anonymous
i can make my burps sound loud
Cosmo idk
I make my burps smell loud
Anonymous
jake do you burp
Anonymous
I can burp the alphabet on command
Cosmo idk
easy
Anonymous
i can make my burps smell like seltzer
Anonymous
i can’t burp on command
Cosmo idk
carbonic acid?
Anonymous
but i can shove a pencil down my throat and not choke
Anonymous
I acquired the skill as a child
Cosmo idk
........................................................
Anonymous
I can do the same thing with a banana, unfortunately
Cosmo idk
practice?
Anonymous
LMAO
Anonymous
which i learned
Anonymous
when i was eating a banana
Anonymous
i had strep 9 times in one year and lost my gag reflex from the amount of tests i had
Anonymous
and my friend shoved it into my throat
Anonymous
lmaooo
Anonymous
that sounds AWFUL
Anonymous
the last time i got it my tonsils were touching
Cosmo idk
y'all are really practicing so you can deepthroat eachother
Anonymous
i couldn’t even swallow my spit for half a day
Anonymous
what is wrong with you
Anonymous
like genuinely
Anonymous
i had to keep a cup next to me to spit into cus i genuinely couldn’t swallow it
Cosmo idk
there's something called autism
Anonymous
so i’m first of all no
Anonymous
YOU DON'T GET TO BLAME AUTISM FOR THAT
Anonymous
second of all i don’t have anything to deep throat CUS IM NOT A MAN.
Cosmo idk
I'll try to believe you there
Anonymous
the only thing i want in my throat is my food.
Anonymous
mmmmm goldfish
Anonymous
OH MY GOSH
Anonymous
STOP
Anonymous
NOW
Anonymous
jake i’m sorry im not built like a goldfish
Anonymous
no thanks
Anonymous
I'm joking 😭
Anonymous
i’ll stick to food
Anonymous
being in my mouth
Anonymous
well i’m not
Anonymous
YOU ASS
Anonymous
You do not need to be a goldfish for me to love you
Anonymous
sure
Anonymous
haha
Anonymous
suckerrrrrrr
Anonymous
i bet you love goldfish more since it’s not far away smh
Cosmo idk
I find that very offensive. I identify as a flying egg salad sandwich
Anonymous
NOOOOOO
Anonymous
that’s too bad
Anonymous
😔😔😔😔
Cosmo idk
ok that's fair
Cosmo idk
ty
Anonymous
lmaoo
Anonymous
you prolly smell like one
Cosmo idk
they smell yummy
Anonymous
no they don’t
Cosmo idk
I like egg salad
Anonymous
they smell like spoiled eggs and bird shit
Cosmo idk
my mom makes them pretty well
Cosmo idk
ok Ms immature food palette
Cosmo idk
it's chicken salad that smells nasty
Anonymous
ok mr bonutcrack
Anonymous
WOAHHHHHH
Anonymous
SHE HIT YOU WITH THE BONUTCRACK
Cosmo idk
?
Anonymous
WILDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous
GET ROASTED COSMO
Cosmo idk
I don't cget it
Anonymous
LITERALLY ROTATING YOU OVER A FIRE
Anonymous
You gotta be in the know to know, y'know?
Anonymous
only jake does
Cosmo idk
goddamned inside jokes
Anonymous
hahahaha
Anonymous
muahahahaha
Cosmo idk
*goddamn inside jakes
Anonymous
maybe if you weren’t so busy w your magazines you’d have some too
Anonymous
NO.
Cosmo idk
ok rhino
Anonymous
BAD COSMO.
Cosmo idk
it wasn't meant to be an inappropriate comment. (actually)
Anonymous
THE ONLY THINGS INSIDE JAKE ARE HIS ORGANS AND BONES AND PROBABLY GOLDFISH
Cosmo idk
I have something that I can say but I'm not gonna say it
Anonymous
AND BLOOD AND BODILY FLUIDS
Anonymous
good job
Cosmo idk
and wades dick. don't forget that
Anonymous
if wades dick is inside him again he’s in big trouble.
Anonymous
WHADDYA MEAN AGAIN?
Anonymous
IT'S NEVER BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Cosmo idk
cap
Anonymous
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Anonymous
and my love for you :)
Anonymous
YK WHAT
Cosmo idk
Jake you're cooked
Anonymous
THATS PROLLY TRUE IT PROLLY HASNT BEEN INSIDE YOU SINCE IT CANT TRAVEL THROUGH A SCREEN
Anonymous
WHICH YALL PROLLY LEARNED THE HARD AWAY
Anonymous
LOOK IM BEING SWEET
Anonymous
awe stawp it 🤭
Cosmo idk
I unfortunately and traumatically have experienced the counterargument
Anonymous
literally and figuratively.
Anonymous
ok king
Anonymous
you had sex with wade through a screen?
Anonymous
I don't get it 😔
Anonymous
guys
Anonymous
i kinda wanna do my nails tn
Anonymous
what color
Anonymous
red
Anonymous
i hate red nails
Anonymous
ok nvm
Anonymous
uhhhhh
Anonymous
😭
Anonymous
baby blue?
Cosmo idk
DONNT TALK ABOUT IT
Anonymous
im the wrong person to ask lmao
Anonymous
oooo that’d be cuteeeee
Cosmo idk
PLEASE
Anonymous
im colorblind
Anonymous
omg true
Anonymous
HAHA YOU E-FUCKED WADE
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
red is fr the only color i hate for nails
Anonymous
IT WAS PROBABLY LIKE WITH WILK TOO
Anonymous
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Cosmo idk
PLEASE STOP
Anonymous
EWWWWW WHAT A GOOBER
Anonymous
OMFG THREESOME
Anonymous
NO YOU WERE BEING GROSS TO ME AND MAL
Cosmo idk
ILL SHOW YOU A GOOBER
Anonymous
COSMO HAD GRAPHIC E-SEX WITH A MAN
Anonymous
HARASS-FUCKING-MENT
Cosmo idk
wait that sounded wrong
helo
Violet
Anonymous
PLS NO
Anonymous
"👅"
Anonymous
JAKE STOP NO
Cosmo idk
why do I have to have hyperphantasia
Anonymous
-Wilkinsonburritos, circa 2023
Anonymous
EW
Anonymous
STOP NO
Anonymous
hahaha yes
Cosmo idk
I'm serious tho
Anonymous
EW
Anonymous
I think there were asterisks
Anonymous
STOP NO
Anonymous
it was horrible
Anonymous
WHY ARE YOU TRAUMATIZING ME
Anonymous
HEY
Anonymous
ITS NOT ME
Anonymous
Cosmo you're lucky I don't have the screenshots anymore
Anonymous
guys i have so much nail polish
Cosmo idk
which screenies?
Anonymous
of wilk and wade
Cosmo idk
oh boy
Anonymous
it was quite awful
Anonymous
guys I finished my math notes
Anonymous
finally
Anonymous
it's been hours
Cosmo idk
you're quite awful, and shall I remind you of your e-sex with wade too?
Anonymous
now I have two assignments to do lmao
Anonymous
WE NEVER HAD E SEX
Anonymous
WE HAD AN IRONIC MOON FUCK
Anonymous
i have a whole COLLECTION
Cosmo idk
sure...
Anonymous
FULL OF INSIDE JOKES
Anonymous
GOOD JOB
Anonymous
my mom and sister converted an entire room in our basement to a nail studio
Anonymous
that’s so fun
Cosmo idk
which math class
Cosmo idk
dgbsjdgsjdglsdjg
Anonymous
math for business analysis
Cosmo idk
bleh my ADHD is going crazy now
Anonymous
we covered like 5 different topics in the span of 2 weeks
Cosmo idk
ew
Anonymous
and I have an exam on them tomorrow
Cosmo idk
double ew
Anonymous
Good thing is it's all HS review
Cosmo idk
triple ew
Anonymous
Exponents, distributing, factoring, functions, etc.
Cosmo idk
ez shit at least
Cosmo idk
hold on ur in college now right?
Anonymous
yeah if only I didn't FORGET IT ALL
Anonymous
yep
Anonymous
you got this cus you’re a smarty pants
Anonymous
I sure as hell hope so lmao
Anonymous
these fruit snacks taste like raisins wtf
Anonymous
well ik so
Anonymous
what kind are they???
Cosmo idk
meanwhile me doing college courses for the past four years (:
Anonymous
so have I
Anonymous
well
Anonymous
idk I feel like AP doesn't really count
Anonymous
clock ittttt
Anonymous
CE maybe
Cosmo idk
have you done BC calc?
Cosmo idk
managed to scrape a 4
Anonymous
I'd rather kill myself than ever take a calc course
Cosmo idk
and there were two fucking series frqs
Anonymous
thankfully my major doesn't require calc
Anonymous
imagine being smart
Anonymous
ha
Anonymous
haha
Anonymous
hahaha
Anonymous
😭
Cosmo idk
you're lucky that you don't know what series are
Anonymous
YOU ARE SMART
Anonymous
I'm very thankful
Cosmo idk
'Smart'
Cosmo idk
jk mal don't kill me
Anonymous
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Cosmo idk
time to learn
Anonymous
IM SERIOUS.
Cosmo idk
it includes sigmas
Anonymous
JAKE YOURE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH.
Cosmo idk
what's ur major
Anonymous
and mus?
Anonymous
Marketing
Cosmo idk
that's in later calculas
Anonymous
I loved mu in stats
Anonymous
it made me so happy
Anonymous
it meant something so simple
Cosmo idk
mu
Anonymous
NOT JOKING.
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOURE AO HUMOROUS HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Anonymous
🤫🧏♂️
Anonymous
duly noted
Anonymous
huh
Anonymous
I am not lying.
Cosmo idk
sure...
Anonymous
I am dead serious.
Anonymous
ahuh……..
Anonymous
i didn’t realize it was opposite day
Cosmo idk
and who deleted my comment
Cosmo idk
I wonder who...
Anonymous
The Bible forbids lying
Anonymous
not me hmmmmm
Anonymous
why would I go against that
Anonymous
cus you are inherently sinful
Anonymous
damn that's a good counterpoint
Anonymous
But I am NOT lying.
Cosmo idk
he has very sinful thoughts
Cosmo idk
so who knows
Anonymous
COSMO.
Anonymous
says the child pred
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anonymous
I'm gonna show you how amazing you are one way or another
Anonymous
mhm
Anonymous
OH
Anonymous
HOHS
Anonymous
OH
Cosmo idk
what does it mean if a woman is typing in all caps? US men know nothing about women except:
Anonymous
21 GUNS
Anonymous
I LOVE THIS SONG
Anonymous
STOP THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
Anonymous
I KNOWWWWWWW
Anonymous
ONE OF MY FAVS
Anonymous
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Cosmo idk
huh?
Anonymous
Green Day
Cosmo idk
oh
Anonymous
you wouldn’t understand since you prolly only listen to podcasts and bill nye
Cosmo idk
ok than its obviously good
Anonymous
guys there's only 4 problems on this math assignment
Anonymous
as opposed to the usual like 16
Cosmo idk
bill Nye went woke
Anonymous
woop woop
Anonymous
this could either be very bad or very good
Anonymous
yeah rip
Anonymous
he used to be so cool 😔
Cosmo idk
I listen to more Israeli music than anything now
Anonymous
when you’re with your magazines do you just hear “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” blasting in the background
Anonymous
he pissed me off
Cosmo idk
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY WENT WOKE AND IS A LIE BILL BILL BILL KILL BILL KILL BILL
Anonymous
pizzle
Anonymous
Why does this song have the same chord structure as the full house theme song
Cosmo idk
lmao that should be his new theme song
Cosmo idk
huh?
Anonymous
such a good theme song
Anonymous
Green Day
Cosmo idk
I haven't played piano for so long
Anonymous
Frrrr
Anonymous
me neither
Anonymous
I'm gonna lose all my skills at college
Cosmo idk
so I forgot everything about music
Anonymous
so sad
Anonymous
i played last night muahahaha
Cosmo idk
don't you still have your guitar?
Anonymous
I haven't played guitar in like 3 days now that I think of it
Anonymous
yeah but not my keyboard
Anonymous
GASP
Anonymous
there's a lot of pianos around the school but idk if I'm allowed to use them
Anonymous
YOUR CALLUSES ARE GONNA DISAPPEAR
Cosmo idk
I quit when I was like 10 because my instructor was too boring
Anonymous
i don’t do lessons
Anonymous
i just try to learn myself
Anonymous
NO I'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY POKING THEM WITH MY PENCIL IT'S OK
Anonymous
DONT DO THAT
Anonymous
THEY ARE STILL VERY MUCH CALLOUSED
Cosmo idk
he should get into climbing. that's gonna give him more calluses than he could ever wish for
Anonymous
DONT POKE THEM WITH A PENCIL
Anonymous
If I left them for a while without playing guitar they would straight up separate from my fingers
Cosmo idk
poke it with a toothpick
Anonymous
i used to have hella calluses from gymnastics when i was younger
Anonymous
they have a giant rock climbing wall at my school
Anonymous
nice reference
Cosmo idk
ok you goddamned American idiot
Anonymous
don’t wanna be an american idiot
Anonymous
dont want a nation under the new media
Cosmo idk
damn it I don't really know the lyrics
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
it's ok I don't either
Cosmo idk
hol on lemme refresh them
Anonymous
and can you hear the sound of hysteria
Anonymous
the subliminal mind fuck american
Anonymous
america*
Anonymous
fuckin autocorrect
Anonymous
welcome to a new kind of tension
Anonymous
all across the alienation
Anonymous
where everything isn’t meant to be okay
Cosmo idk
*mania
Anonymous
in television dreams of tomorrow
Anonymous
we’re not the ones who are meant to folow
Anonymous
follow*
Anonymous
for that’s enough to argue
Anonymous
ok i’m done
Cosmo idk
or
Cosmo idk
@eb give me the lyrics for American idiot
Explain Bear
Alright, you want the lyrics for "American Idiot"? Here's the deal, you big dummy. It's:
"Don't wanna be an American idiot."
That's the main line you're after. Don't go expecting a whole concert from me.
Anonymous
or
Cosmo idk
give me the whole song
Explain Bear
You want the whole song? You're a greedy little goober, aren't ya? Fine, but don't get used to this royal treatment.
Here's the entire "American Idiot" song for your ungrateful self:
"Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind fk America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension, All across the alienation. Where everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue.
Well, maybe I'm the ft, America. I'm not part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda, And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension, All across the alienation. Where everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue.
Don't wanna be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind fk America."
There. Now stop asking for handouts.
Anonymous
why am i so tired
Anonymous
it’s only 9:45
Anonymous
i have my first art class tmrw
Anonymous
Oooooh
Anonymous
Sounds funnnn!
Anonymous
i’m excited
Anonymous
my friends mom is teaching it n she’s rlly talented
Anonymous
Is it anything specific or just art in general?
Anonymous
i think it’s j art in general
Anonymous
Niceeee
Anonymous
I've taken so many different art classes lmao
Anonymous
my friends picking me up at 8:45 tho 😭😭😭
Anonymous
damnnnn
Anonymous
i haven’t taken any haha
Anonymous
yeah and normally i wouldn’t hafta leave til 9:20 😭😭
Anonymous
ripppp
Anonymous
well if you ever need help in it im always here :D
Anonymous
yayayayayayay :D
Anonymous
i’m not good at art lmao
Anonymous
Ooh the album finished
Anonymous
woahhh
Anonymous
Nobody's GOOD at art
Anonymous
Art is not the world, art is in our hearts
Anonymous
well
Anonymous
then i’m bad at art
Anonymous
You're NOT
Anonymous
You simply haven't figured out how you do art best
Anonymous
Art isn't in a class at school, it's not at the mercy of primitive tools, and its certainly not ego and selfishness
Anonymous
(im taking this directly from a song)
Anonymous
Art is what YOU make of it
Anonymous
(fancy shmancy)
Anonymous
well i make it bad
Anonymous
The mf who taped a banana to a wall sold it for like 1.2 million dollars
Anonymous
that shit is not impressive by any means
Anonymous
that was ridiculous lmao
Anonymous
but apparently it's "art"
Anonymous
If you're aiming to replicate or achieve a SPECIFIC kind of art or capture something specific, your prowess in that is measured by how well you think you performed at that
Anonymous
but nobody is inherently "good" at art
Anonymous
i think it’s actually just retarded
Anonymous
Certain people are good at certain things in art because they PRACTICE a whole lot at that one thing
Anonymous
I can draw cartoon squirrels in my own style really good cause I've done it thousands of times
Anonymous
But I'm awful at post-modern expressionism painting
Anonymous
🐿️
Anonymous
It's really just about what you choose to devote your artistry to
Anonymous
i’m awful at all art
Anonymous
Sometimes you'll pick certain things up easy, sometimes you won't
Anonymous
I fucking SUCKED at ceramics
Anonymous
Hated it with every fiber of my being
Anonymous
No matter what I tried, I couldn't get it right
Anonymous
But I was an amazing photographer
Anonymous
You'll find your thing!
Anonymous
Art classes like this are to give you a foundation to build upon
Anonymous
As you search for the kind of art you enjoy
Anonymous
tytyty for the motivational speech <3
Anonymous
Ofc ofc <3
Anonymous
You're gonna do great, I know it :D
Anonymous
tytyty
Heroin Monkey
The Shareholder
Many of the smartest people are saying RapBoat should be a mod on WJE Lounge 2
Anonymous
RapBoat can state his case to me himself if he wants to be a mod
Heroin Monkey
Actually why is this so dead
Anonymous
It's night tims
Anonymous
Go to bed it's like 10:30 dude
The Shareholder
He said he’ll be like any politician you want
Anonymous
He can say that to me himself
Anonymous
Doug Terrence can make his request directly in my DMs
Cosmo idk
I would recommend not to mod him at all
Anonymous
yeah
Cosmo idk
however, as a current mod here and on lounge 1...
Anonymous
im deleting the site
Anonymous
oh my gosh
Anonymous
everyone wants to be mod or host so badly
Anonymous
there's like 11 users 😭
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
Nuh uh
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
No.
Cosmo idk
jake
Cosmo idk
so yeah
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
No.
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
With what he did?
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
No.
Cosmo idk
bruh Jake is in this chat right now
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
And
Cosmo idk
he's chill now
𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰
He knows
The Shareholder
Bro that’s a great idea!
Cosmo idk
ok bud
Anonymous
huh