Dislike of Highways

How long have you been stuck there??? did you get help??

yeah my grampa’s here putting on my spare

ohhh thats good

i hope you get home/ wherever you're going safely

thanks

i kinda got stuck at the perfect place cus i’m right at the exit that goes to my house

that good lol

did you manage to sing then? if so how did it go

no im gonna miss my lesson for this week

it shoulda started 30 mins ago and im still on the highway

noooo im so sorryyy

its ok theres always next week

yeah

gtg bye

i’m just so grateful i’m okay cus my tire completely shredded

i totally coulda and shoulda lost control and crashed

i was going like 70 mph and swerved so hard to the right cus of it

woah

im so glad ur ok

oh byeee

tyty

j gotta be careful getting home at least til i exit the highway cus i can’t go faster than 50 on my spare

yeah well i hope you get home safe and ik ive alr said it lol

i need some new vocabulary lolz

lmao

thanks

lol np queen

BE SAFE

I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU :(

thats cuteee

#ishipJamal

#MeToo

i made it

DWDW IM OKAY <3

for realsies

jamal 4 life

jamal 4 eva

YAYYY

🥳🥳

for realsies

fo rizzle

fo sho

frfrfr

hehehehe

he says fo rizzle

there is nothing hehe about stealing my stuff

first my emoji

then my word

and now my line

imma steal ur soul tho. gimme a bunch of pennies and you will get it back

I just want pennies bruh

they're fun to pimch

you cant steal my soul

then gimme pennies

or just gimme pennies

please/

?

<======================================================3

You stole my heart so I think it's justified

ok you can have your sole back

*soul

tytyty

yay I has pennies

i gave you mine tho, its not stealing its a trade

rizz

I know

touche

lowkey kinda cheated you tho since my hearts just normal and yours is gold

but oh well

your heart is a literal diamond

aweee

dedddd

hii

heyyy

hru

im good hbuu

im good

a lil stressed abt my car

my tire was completely shredded lmao ill hafta get a new one

oh haha

yeah lmao

wanna see the tire

its crazy how destroyed it was

ok lol

omg

how tf did that happen

im glad ur ok

wow

i have no clue

it fully j ripped off

it was so weird

like i pulled over expected it to j be flat or sum

that mustve been scarryyyy

yh

and my mom came was like "dude you completely destroyed your tire"

wow thats just scary

yeah i was like shit i j narrowly avoided dying" lmao

woah lol

lmao

ukukukuk lookit my tire

i think i just got an american bf...

what the freak

how

idk

we talked for like an hour

got to know each other

face rev

is it someone on here????

and then boom he asked me and i said yeah

nope

ohh okok

damn

so ya

im not single anymore 😭

funnnn

but idk how i feel abt this

it feels weird

ohh damn

but oh well

this is my first ldr

yeah it def takes some getting used to

hold on

i cant

cant what

he didnt face rev before he asked me

and he just sent me his pic and i cant

idk what to do

why

idk what to say

idk how to react

what do i do 😭

wait omfg why

send it on lounge

IDEK

like

i added him on disc

do i just block him and unfriend him

idk

^^^^

im so curious now

ok ok

i sent it

oh

um

ik

does he say 6-7 unironically

does he play softball

what the freak do i do

nope

does he read manga

cus what the helly

he does marvel youtube vidoes

looks like he does

um

uh

idek

omg

its on disc

do i just block him and remve

remove*

id say "actually yk what im not rlly comfortable with things moving this fast"

and then block and remove him

ok ok

done

omg 😭

that scared the life outta me

he said he was 15

he looks older than that

he looks like hes either 11 or an underdeveloped 17 year old

LOL

brooo i cant

i died laughing

when he asked what you thought you shoulda j been like

No.

or maybe im just a bitch

idrk

ill brb in a bit i have a meeting with a teacher

okkkkk

is his name wade

not

no*

it was jack

you shouldbe seen the pic tho

i cant even

lmao

i nearly started crying

he was being so nice

you're 13 I don't think you should be getting discord bfs El 😭

and all he said is that helooked cring

i aint even trying to lol

he messaged me saying hi

how'd he even meet you bro 😭

and he was being rlly nice and having conversation

through some server

idk

pedophiles can be really nice and have conversations too El

very very true

you gotta be careful 😭

like my history teacher

yikes

hes zesty and weird

My sister has a hella gay spanish teacher lmao

LOL

my history teavcher was telling u sabout how gay people used to express themselves by wearing colourful stuff

and he said he wore a colourful outfit that day to show us

so now we all think hes gay coz he hasnt said anything about having a wife

LMAO

hahaha

he also dances and jumps around the classroom

yeah i think he's just gay

yeah haha

hes also in his late fifties bare in mind haha

hes losing his mind

damnnn

Welp I'm gonna get to studying, I have a math exam tomorrow lol

luckily hes leaving in february coz the teacher hes covering for is coming back

wish me luck 😭

WWWW

okay! good luck

tyyyy

yupp

npp

backkkk

this convo is so funny bro

YOU GOT THIS CUS YOURE SUPER SMART AND AMAZING AND PERFECT

hiii

hiiiii

im probs gonna go to sleep acc im rlly tired and ive got a long day a head of me

gnnnnnnnn

GUESS WHAT

IM COLOR CODING IT

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M COLOR CODING MY NOTES

THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING

IT'S SO MUCH NICER WITH COLOR

OMG THATS SO COOL

okkk gnnnn queen

sorry i didn’t answer i was eating dinnerrr

THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA LOVE

COLOR CODING NOTES IS SO FUN

I KNOW MY SYNESTHESIA IS GOING NUTS

Weird

WOOP WOOP

what’s weird.

be so fr

what’s weird

your vocabulary on here literally consists of like 3 words

jk lmao hi

"weird" "what" "huh"

lmao literally

although like 50% of what i say is “lmao”

And yours is “;3”?

Jake

BAHAHAHAHAHAHS

;3

girl 😭

omg the point of the heart is pointing at the crying face

Lmaooo

that’s so silly

silly willy

willy

hilly billy

tilly

Mal are you secretly a guy and that’s why Jake’s dating you

I think she is

and also a furry

but that's not why

im NOT gay

OR a zoophile

no lnao

*lmao

HEY YOURE SPOSED TO BACK ME UP

HEHEHE

NOTHING IS HEHEHE ABOUT SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME

butttttt

i love you

muahahaha

no buts.

then don’t say i’m a gay furry smh.

or a trans furry

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE

ITS ALL A BLUR

A BLUR OR LIES.

*of

stupid mf phone.

You are NOT a gay furry

do you think im a trans one

not in the slightest

good.

ok i couldnt let this sit with 299 replies i gotta make it 300

now it's 301

hahahahaha (302)

thats fine

as long as its not 299

hi mal

(ignored)

FLAPPERSSSS

HIIII

sorry i was in another tab

HIIIII

no ur fine

hruuuuu

Deqd

deqd

Deqd

deqd

Deqd

muahahaha

cosmo didja see my tire

wow

its beautifucl

no its not

lmao

that tire almost made me crash smh

imagine having ur license

its fantastic

(me with the expired driving permit)

lmfao

shut

de do

keep ou de devil

I am the devil

shut de do

and you better try to keep Jake out of you

um

ok

congrats

what

no ones going in me

only my food

my food can go in my mouth

man im hungry now

yum yum

mmm goldfish

they're calling to me

im not i had 3 huge meatballs and a shit ton of tater tots

i wish i was built like a goldfish

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE BUILT LIKE A GOLDFISH

lmao have you ever watched napoleon dynamite

yes lmao

kinky

im beginning to think i need to be a goldfish in order for you to love me smh.

STOP

NO!

HEY

COSMO WAS THAT YOU?

?

what’d it say

Mr. ex-mod

STOP

It was this

lmaooo

i think i do 😔

brother I am your elder in more ways than I can count

Well I'm telling you right now you do NOT