You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. … Read more
Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more
Jake i officially renounce the throne goodbye
imagine looking through all the ogs account to try and remember everyone before they left :(
The Washington redskins had as much of an racist name as Vikings do to Scandinavians
Change my mind
My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night
im so fucking bored.
also, listen to i the mighty- pet names
@kai
I sent you the request
-fruit
Goodbye. I wish you all the best and may God bless you all.
guess who got the fuckin account
heyyyyy all the og's are coming back(if not already)
Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.
Glad to see everyone again :D
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/60a56f437c297e0dcf76cddd/can-we-please-stop-the-fricking-drama im laughing so hard im crying- @Dagger you see this shit?
bro deleted the post.
how all you guys been? kinda forgot about the site.
Hello everyone, this is my first day back to school after winter break so I probably won’t be on kuch except for the weekends
marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!
by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets
what's the story behind your username on worst jokes ever?
The reason why I am leaving and I never told no one is because i've been sick for the last week or to then it got so bad i went to the hospital and I kept throwing up and everything coughing up so I am sorry but I should be back on here in 3-weeks or less I am sorry guys I will miss y'all hope to catch up with y'all again. For proof that I am kay Y'all should know who my crush is if not then ask someone i am also kay because I talk non stop and I post every single second of my life. I love y'all bye i'll miss y'all <3
- y'all bestest friend ever ( can't spell )
Happy New Years the ball just droped for the New York time zone about 5 minutes ago, another year away from fucking 2020 and another step forward, one small step for man one giant leap for mankind.
