Me and my sister made cookies and i've been in my room the entire time after we put the in the oven. I don't know if anyone took them out...

I thought there was an edit option for your own posts i was just about to fix a spelling error in one of my jokes and the only option that pooed up was share link

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

what do the twin towers and genders have in common?

there used to be 2, but now its a sensitive subject

Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.

Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.

Looks like we got another update. Thanks for, once again, improving the website, Matt!