GEUSS WHO THE FUCK I AM ON HERE???
That Trippy feel has entered the arena who's next
are you the sun bc the more i look at you the more my eyes burn<3 (jkjk ur pretty)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Hey fruit of the elements, I’m back :) (I still really like u)
LOSER IS IN THE HOUSE!
My fucking social studies teacher said I was cheating on my work and I swear to god if he says "Your answers were the exact same as your friends" I am going to scream at the top of my lungs "WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER AND TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT WE THINK THE FUCKING ANSWERS ARE AND WE AGREED ON THE FUCKING ANSWERS WE GOT SO DEAL WITH IT." I won't say fucking and shit but I will yell all of that shit.
yall my brothers a lil uhmm- he just randomly said "It's such a shame when a knife goes to waste" and yesterday while doing dishes he was like messing with a knife and was saying "The ones at moms are better" he said "I like measuring the weight on the handle and the size of the blade" I've taught him well (:
FR GOAT PERV
Lovely Perv2 hours ago
Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss.
I just closed the tab to watch some videos and accidentally typed worstjokesever again and got back that was so dumb
Why is there a hole in the peanut butter
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in math class 5,6 The math teacher is gone now
should I keep posting the bible
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
TERRORIST ADRIANS ASS CAME OVER AND OML I ASKED FOR A MF TAMPON AND THEY GAVE ME THE THICKEST PAD KNOWN TO MF MEN
why did my where I said I was gonna get fake married disappear theirs's nothing wrong with it the worst it can do is have people think that they don't care.
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In my social studies class we had a “non-binary” substitute and on the board was the words “I use they/then pronouns” so somebody walked up to the board and erased it. That kid is an absolute chad for doing that.
YO BITCHES ME AND TERRORIST GOT IN TROUBLE BC A FATASS CALLED TERRORIST A ACTUAL TERRORIST (the bitch is muslim) AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL CALLED US INTO HER OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT IT AND SHIT. AND THEN. BITCH AND THEN. SHE GOES "terrorism is something cultural" CULTURAL? WHAT?
I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more