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Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do

Hello everyone, can we please stop these polls? (The polls where people go against each other) it's rigged and none of the results make sense. For example, in the battle with Madi vs. Heroin, 42 people 100% did not vote. And Perc could have never won against Jake (this is just my opinion)

HEAD SO GOOD, SHE A HONOR ROLL. SHE RIDE DICK LIKE A CARNIVAL, I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 🙏

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

***IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS ON THAT POST. MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS***

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Recovering from surgery. I look like I’m high because the anaesthesia on half my face hasn’t worn off yet

Yo, theres some fucker out there saying 'white is right' an shit. an sayin the n word wtf. can we get rid of tehm somehow?

I'm tryna line a headshot (okay) Catch a few collaterals like Deadshot (haha, haha) I let the flesh rot (wassup?) Chop him down until I see his legs drop (haha, haha, okay)

Poll

Kris, Poppy Sucker, Donut Drawzz, Toasty, ‘n’ Thoughtless Candidates in the mod vote, it's a big mess Worst Jokes Ever burning, tensions running high But we didn't rig the mod vote, no need to cry (Chorus) We didn't rig the mod vote It's a battle of ideas, let the best one promote We didn't rig the mod vote Fair and square, may the most deserving get afloat (Verse 2) Thoughtless promises order, rules and regulation P… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Registration for the 2024 WJE Mod Vote begins today!

In order to be eligible to vote: - Your account must be at least one month old (unless otherwise approved by a moderator)

- You must have access to some form of private messaging (discord, UwU Crew, WJE Crew, etc.) to get in touch with the mod team.

To register, message me your WJE username and then choose a keyword that only you will know. Make sure you remember it!

You have until Wednesday, March 6th to register.

Quick announcement, anyone who was gonna vote me for mod again, don’t vote me, vote Toast, I’m not in the running this time, so anyone who was gonna vote me, VOTE TOAST

ATTENTION WJE USERS:

UwU crew, the website we used for private messaging for important matters, has unfortunately completely died basically. From now on, we will be using the brand new *WJE CREW* (yay, woohoo)

Use this link to sign up :)

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/D_NJaoCNDg_lzd3J?utm_source=manual