Calling Luiz

and please, no stalkers

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

sorry. I meant frick

good

so the activity that I have is called "lets get deep".

Okay

🤔

its basically a bunch of ice breaker questions that get more deep as we go on

Ok

kayla, please frick off, politiely. this is supposed to be between me and luiz

Ima hurt you

that's luiz's job

Lol

ok kayla, you can stalk

Yay

alr. the first question is kinda simple

Erm...

K

whats ur favorite holiday

*season

CHRISTMAS

😁

so winter?

Yes

as an arizonian, I only really have three seasons, but if i was in a place with a more geographically average climate, i would say fall

Ooo nice choice

😮🤐😯

It's actually kinda nice in az in the fall.

In Louisiana fall is summer

besides in October

Luiziana?

😭

lol

i had to do that

I bet you did

next question

give up breakfast, lunch, or dinner? why?

Breakfast, i wake up late to have breakfast

personally I would give up lunch, because its usually the most mediocore.

Too late to have breakfast*

damn. so ur also not a morning person?

believe it or not, im actually a night person

Same

(pun intended)

Lol

If you had to cancel one major holiday, whcih one would you eliminate

Uhm...

Mardi gras

We dont celebrate tht

i don't celebrate it, so I couldn

Never did

care less about it

Same

whats 1 useless skill you have?

I have a few but they're not exactly what anyone would call attractive...

Tbh idk😭

trust me

think "boy stuff"

Skill issues be like 👁️👅👁️

Mk

ya

GIRL SHUT UP

sky dive or scuba dive?

love you tho

... right infront of ur bf

Scuba dive

ive actually gone scuba diving once

Hey shes my pookie

its very calming

fair

though I would like to sky dive

Im tryna see them fish

I like doing dangerous things

I HATE HEIGHTS

you mean the moving ocean snacks?

damn. I love heights

Yes

Im a climber, so yeah

though Im honestly kinda scared of going alpine climping

I rather stay on the ground than in the air

Your dead💀

so ur scared of heights, hospitals, and what else?

nah, im alive

Needles

oh, right

My dad actually taught me a trick when i was little. (I wasn't exactly scared of them, but it kinda helped)

next question

what is your favorite thing to do in the fall?

Bake pie

lol

im honestly not too sure what to think of pumpkin pie

ITZ ZE BEST

but personally for me, my favorite thing is (naturally) stargazing

its alright

why'd you turn french on me?

or is it german?

Thats all the icebraker questions that were actually good

so now we're going deep

ok

Sup RAPPERS

Lol i think french

Heyo

rb, this is between me and luiz. I bet that kayla would love to talk to you about rap in another chat

Kms

Ngl you guys should RAP BATTLE instead of this stupid questionnaire shit

kayla, pls?

bro, please

ok, what movie scared you the most when you were little?

Chucky

ive actually never seen it

the movie that I was at least kinda scared of was monster house

its really wierd

lol

did u ver see ti?

why cant i spelll

bruh

No

ur dyslexia is spreading to me

😭

next thing I know, my ass starts getting big

gyattaphogia

the next question is sorta about me

have you ever sleep walked?

No

well I did

Lol

I also used to piss on the walls in my room while I was sleep walking

😭

...

yeah

What

The

turns out that I had a disorder that is pretty rare for skinny children...

Lol

You still have it?

yeah

I have a thing that helps me sleep a bit better, but i feel like the disorder has kinda been going away

though ysually, old, fat people have it

im probably gonna copy everything on here and put it on some random doc and delete this

okayy

and kayla, u better not yap about this because we are still getting deep but not yet to deeper

Yessir

and deeper is the stuff that u could blackmail us on

so none of that

Send me 1 million dollars >:)

heres a pretty deep question

in imaginary currencies, sure

Lol

Ok

what do you think that your life will be like in 50 years?

Hm i'll be 66 so probably a baddie gramma💅😎

Nah real talk idk

Wtf

F

Wtv

The futre hlds

the future is uncertain

Nigga what

bro

stop

please

🤣

Tht just made me laugh

well, in 50 years, ill be a lot closer to death

Lol

Real

what's an ability that you'd like to have?

Mind reading

Rapboat

probably telekenisis

RAPPER BOATER

Wtf is tht💀

rb, you are being (relunctantly) summoned

when u can do stuff with ur mind

Lol

always get away with lying or know when someone is lying?

Lol

Real

well, thats sorta tough

evil or good?

hmmm

i choose good, so always know when someone is lying

Yes yes

heres another lie-based question

Good

lose the ability to lie or believe everything that you were ever told

first one because otherwise, i would be pretty messed up

First one

yeah

so, what is ur most prized possesion

My puppies

good answer

Ty

now i know that im with the right girl

🤨

Thxs

this is a bit more of a deeper question, but have u ever dated someone else?

Like before you

ya

yeah like 9 months ago

I think

Idk

well, ive honestly never dated anyone until u

and im glad that it's you

Aw thank you

:)

:)

Huh

it waS nothing

is this starting to get boring for u or do u want to continue?

I like it

alr

But its up tp yu

i wanted to go on

i like chatting with u

whats the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to u

Samee

My nose started bleeding during my presentation

wait, when?

ugh, i hate nose bleeds

a month ago

oh, damn

that sucks so bad

i used to have nose bleeds all the time

They suck

so bad

btw, toilet paper is better at clogging them than tissue

s

have u ever cried at a movie?

Yup

if so, which one?

A dogs way home

oh, that movie was so sad

as a masculine man, i hate to admit it, but i did almost cry at a movie

the movie was deadpool 2

its actually so sad

and deadpool 1 was also a little sad

Lol

what could you rant about for hours

im actually like completely serious

My puppies

well, where shall i start

its a pretty long list for me

snacks?

Lol

Oo yeah

how old r ur pups

4 months

ive had one of my dogs since he's been 2 days old

my family fostered 5 pups

Aw

yeah

my dog's sister is actually with our neighbor, so sometimes she comes over to play with my dog

Awe how sweet

yeah

ty

Ofc

well, whats one thing thats comes easily to you

Food

eating or making?

Making

not me

well, ur a woman afterall

isn't that what they do best

?

Lol

Ig so

well, i can barely make eggs

tho to answer the question, its really easy to talk to you

Really?

lol

yeah. usually i suck when it comes to talking to girls that I truly feel for

Awe thank you

I think that thats been enough deep questions. now we're going even deeper

ok

just as I say that, I get the deepest question in the stack

Ll

what does being happy mean to you?

told u it was really deep

Smilig, laughing, helping others, ig liibe sunshine abf raonbos

Shi

I msspeled

Uh

Ugh

well, happiness to me would be a deep satisfaction with life and all that it gave u

ur fine

Sounds easier

Shit do yous fuck?

though thats technically pleasure. happiness is kinda wierd

DADDY

not yet

Ik

I'm watching

And I will watch

It'll be fuckin sigma

Anyway

ya

Wtaf

How's life?

daddy, i have another deck of cards just for u and me

Have I like properly met you yet? Or I have I just seen you around so much I feel like I have

the one that i have now is for me and luiz

W

We should mix both decks

You just seen me around

K noted

Well I'm Blach

No no

Wait

Maybe

We'll see

Im Luiz

Ohh shit really?

😑

Cos

It's message Cos

And make sure you have a special bubble for it too

Wtf

Sup niglets

Back to work

woowwwww

Lol

daddy, leave me and my girl to our own mischeif

That's the great compliment a girl ever given me

Bro it's 9am rn you think I got better shit to he doing?

No?

your welcome

Ok then, if I dont then, I got no reason to leave

Lol

Yo cosmo

😭

Alr I better head, daddy seems pissed, I'm not wanting a beating today

Cya niggas

he left bro

ill never beat u up

🤨

nor u, unless u give me consent to do so

but never blachy daddy

🤨

😂

what is the scariest memory u have

Being thrown in the pool as a child

dayum

just wait till i throw u in bed

Yeah

It's pretty scary too

well i once almost got drowned in florida when i was like 3 or 4

Damn

yeah

my dad saved me

😑

Which one me or Wade?

WADE IS NOT MY DAD

DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN

HE BETRAYED ME

How

long story

We got time

what is the most embarassing memory from whenu were yuounger (well, second most embarrasing for u, i guess)

throwing up on my teacher

😐

JESUS

Hey jsut saying

shame it wasn;t me

lol

dont injoke that

K

i won't hurt you if you do, daddy

Deleted

From my galla

😥

K I'll leave for yous

huh

I want you to grab a knife and stick it right through your stomach.

i did that in a dream once

my dreams would give people nightmares

daddy, do u volunteer to get traumatized

Erm

Thts not very sigma of you

Bet

if TMC was gonna miss couldn't he have accidentally shot his balls?

Sligma Skibidi Slices

No

its actually pretty horrible

What happened?

u don;t want to kniw

Alright well i gotta go now

:(

oh well

My puppies need some attention

399

400

Anyways...

its almost 3 am😭

Bye y'all

There whining right now

bye :(

My step mom would kill me if they wake her up

im so sorry cosmo

Will you be on tomorrow

Dont you mean later?

If it's 3am?

Shhhhh

I yeah i did tho

Anywayd

Abnywaydss

Ay

Wat

Way

Anyway

possibly

Goodnigh/morning blscg and cosmo

blah

Blach

Ok

Im blackman

Its 7 pm friday its 95 degrees i aint got no n and no n aint got me

How da fuck is tht your man if he right here with me😝

R u on the west coast?

No

Im from da streets ya heard me

IM JK

Huh?

Well gtg cya

You're cancelled.

I’m a rapper so I get nword passes from my black homies every day

youtu.be/6Rt7NnRcNEM?si=PHBx2o2KHPbGcIKX

Hi

fucking gay ass fucking stupid ass fucking ugly ass fucking

Huh?