are you the sun bc the more i look at you the more my eyes burn<3 (jkjk ur pretty)
Hey fruit of the elements, I’m back :) (I still really like u)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
LOSER IS IN THE HOUSE!
In my social studies class we had a “non-binary” substitute and on the board was the words “I use they/then pronouns” so somebody walked up to the board and erased it. That kid is an absolute chad for doing that.
yall my brothers a lil uhmm- he just randomly said "It's such a shame when a knife goes to waste" and yesterday while doing dishes he was like messing with a knife and was saying "The ones at moms are better" he said "I like measuring the weight on the handle and the size of the blade" I've taught him well (:
FR GOAT PERV
Lovely Perv2 hours ago
Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss.
My fucking social studies teacher said I was cheating on my work and I swear to god if he says "Your answers were the exact same as your friends" I am going to scream at the top of my lungs "WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER AND TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT WE THINK THE FUCKING ANSWERS ARE AND WE AGREED ON THE FUCKING ANSWERS WE GOT SO DEAL WITH IT." I won't say fucking and shit but I will yell all of that shit.
I just closed the tab to watch some videos and accidentally typed worstjokesever again and got back that was so dumb
Why is there a hole in the peanut butter
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in math class 5,6 The math teacher is gone now
bro wtf is wrong with people? i mean the jokes are funny but like some are just so wrong. i was scrolling through jokes and saw sex ones, masturbating ones, vagina ones. like bruh grow up. just get rid of the bad ones. orphan and emo and sh and others are fine but not sex related ones.
should I keep posting the bible
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
anyone else remeber when this was the most active time for this site?, i mean like where did everyone go?, evry, lostbozo, god Pt2,, chaotic-chaos, jassy, sadsam?
The anon who made this joke is still around. Anon, if you are seeing this, please comment.
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
Anon's unregistered account: https://worstjokesever.com/~Anonymous
why did my where I said I was gonna get fake married disappear theirs's nothing wrong with it the worst it can do is have people think that they don't care.
YO BITCHES ME AND TERRORIST GOT IN TROUBLE BC A FATASS CALLED TERRORIST A ACTUAL TERRORIST (the bitch is muslim) AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL CALLED US INTO HER OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT IT AND SHIT. AND THEN. BITCH AND THEN. SHE GOES "terrorism is something cultural" CULTURAL? WHAT?
Stop with the retarded polls. It’s stupid asf. Matt made a mistake thinking you immature little children you behave yourselves with the new polls update. There should be a limit set to a few polls a week.