I drank four monsters in the span of one hour I wanna pass out lol I want food but I’m so worried about what my mom thinks
The Gigachad salutes Midwestern Mf. He was a true sigma male.
I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)
The Gigachad is happy to see everyone doing well. The Gigachad is also sad a stupid beta female named Opal framed his beautiful wife, The Gigastacey.
do you guys have a favorite song at the moment im bored
Would anyone like me to predict the future again?
This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.
Do the dead grow older too?
Well, today has quite obviously been a very eventful day on the site, particularly in the last few hours. Does anyone have any reflections regarding the events that have transpired here?
Finish the lyrics:
The snack that smiles back, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Hey Amy I heard u apologized for the trolling tho? Is that true? And if so y r u still acting rude abt it?
all the bp people that wanted to talk to me, talk here. do not leave this post and interact with others.
Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]
I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more
Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work
Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...
K guys, goo night UwU happy to meet some nice ppl here instead of the mean ppl I wanted to annoy!
Hi guys this Ae Chas (leo) friend, just call me Haerin. Me and leo have been friends ever since we were six so we’re really close and now we’re both teens so lol I don’t want to make this super dramatic because it’s the opposite of what leo wants but please try being nice to them lol
guys I just heard about the Joshua girlfriend thing today 😂
People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.