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Guys i need serious help! I really like this person and i don't know how to tell them because we are really close what should i doooooooo

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

RIDDLE TIME! what is a fruit, a bird and a person? comment what you think when someone guesses it i will tell u

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

Okay guys, there is someone making a false acc of mine, do Not follow her or fall for it. This is making me really pissed rn and it's not okay. I would never ever tell u guys to follow me bc of my Anxiety. DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT.

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

I know this isn't r/askreddit, but what's the craziest thing that's ever happened at your school? I have a bunch of stories that I'll tell later when I have more time, but I'm curious as to what wild stuff you've all experienced in your school years.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.

Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg if someone tells me one more time that the person im dating is gross ima lose my shit

Hailey, I'm sorry for saying nasty things about you before, and I hope we could stop this nonsense. But, tell your friend Caytlin to stop trying to insult me in the comments. I wish she would apologize for the bullshit she said about me, if she wants to. And to be fair, you said a lot of shit too. But it's your choice if you want to say sorry.

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

Feminist logic:

Don't tell me when to cross the street. Teach drivers not to hit people.