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Here’s a gay roast!!

You tell someone that the smartest thing that ever came out of their mouth was a penis.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Do you guys go on this website for the jokes, or for the drama? Because I can clearly tell it's the latter. I mean, COME ON guys! You are arguing with people that have an age going from 10-16, it ́s pathetic. It doesn ́t matter what Ash is doing, its not our concern. No one helps this problem by adding onto the conversation. I ́m just not going to go onto the community tab anymore, it ́s unhealthy for me, and its unhealthy for you.

millie might be an old guy for all we know. with the internet, we never know who is telling the truth. and with the whole Ashton situation, with him trying to pick up all the girls on this website- we need to ignore him completely. if we keep acknowledging him.

I get that feeling when a movie is at the end. The good guys have resolved the problem with the bad guys, and everybody is happy. But I honestly feel kinda bad that this situation and drama ended, because it was a lot of fun, playing along with it and pretending I believed Lizzy's sob stories and that she attempted suicide. I will tell you guys, that I knew from the beginning Lizzy was fake. The first time it caught my eye was when she posted her "face reveal" and said she also posted it on Google. After that, the drama and the situations that unfolded confirmed what I believed. Her "face reveal" is actually a picture of Dove Cameron form her Snapchat. So yeah, I will miss the drama.

I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.

yeah but no one every likes me and its kind of hard to get someone to like me ill tell u y (1. i have a speech inpediment. 2. i have a back problem 3rd. i have a learning disibility. 4. i have a disibillity that makes it so i can focus 5. i have anger issues.

(TO LIZ)

My name is Lily and i'm Kayla sis, So I can tell you a few things about what I like and what Kayla like and What me and Kayla both don't like.

Lily: I like to be call Lil, or Lils for short, I love my sis, I love having friends, I am a very nice and kind person, I'm older than Kayla by exactly 1 year.

Kayla: She likes to be called by Kay, She loves dogs, If someone is upset she will bug them until they answer, She talks alot lmao, and she is the most sweest girl I have ever met, and she does not lie at all that is what I love about my sis

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

Good Afternoon fellow visitors of this post! Now I want everyone to tell me HOW HAS UR DAY BEEN- FIRST ONE TO RESPOND GETS A COOKIE!