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Why are prisoners given food and water but homeless people don’t If satan punishes bad people doesn’t that make him good? Being immortal after the sun explodes would suck Mr and Mrs incredible named their son dash before knowing about his power If u go to bed at 1am u technically went 2 bed early

What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

so when two girls kiss no one even looks at them in the slightest, but when I kiss my homies goodnight society calls me gay

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

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