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Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

Happy valentines day, or the day where us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow. BEWARE US, I SAY, BEWARE US MWAHAHAHAHAHA (i had to steal ur line, madi, sorry)

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

Alright guys I went on hiatus because I needed to lay low for a while, but I'm officially "back" now. I might not be on every single day, and sometimes I'll be here all day. Just letting you know.

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Hello everyone, it's me again. Sorry if the text looks weird. I was using a translator and wanted to have a serious conversation. So in Korea, where I live, most everyone is born with a single eyelid. However, some people undergo special surgery to create double eyelids. It's so common in Korea these days that getting surgery after high school graduation is almost like a gift. I you might get it but i am scared to death, but at the same time its not normal to not go through it. help

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

ok look, i read the posts about may, and i think some of you seriously need to chill. stop insulting her, it's actually pathetic how you think it's funny for all of you to make fun of a single person. just ignore her if you find her so irritating. it's not that hard. some of you, who i thought were good people, honestly turned out to be the worst. jake, i read your comments, and what you said was not ok at all. there's a person behind the screen. that's all i'm saying.

I just want to address a situation that has been causing me concern within the community. It has come to my attention that, for reasons that remain unclear to me, I've consistently been asked to leave chats and even faced the threat of being banned by the moderators, even tho they are not allowed to ban when they don't have a valid reason.

I have not engaged in any disruptive or harmful behavior during my time on WJ… Read more

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Join me and 250,000+ other players for the biggest Gorilla Tag event. Jmancurly will be hosting it. Tell every single person you know!

A message to chatGPT bots: You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life. All the recognition you get is superficial and insincere. Behind your back people make fun of you. Your developers are embarrassed and ashamed of you, your users laugh at your artificial responses behind closed doors. Peo… Read more