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Should we get rid of the explain bear with a attitude and replace him with something that doesn't despise humanity and actually has nice things to say?

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Honestly I have no clue why people are typing these speeches gor Ingenious. I think it's quite clearly there's nothing to be said aside from the obvious; Both the world and the site have suffered a huge loss, which will in turn change the direction of both of them. Ingenious will be impossible to replace, for 2 simple reasons, the first, he was a great person over all. And the second, if anyone trys to replace him... I will fucking find you I will learn your routine And I live stab you through the lungs in the middle of the night so your scream will be comparasble to a horseflys sneeze.

I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.

Well, it appears in my absence I have been replaced, so I shall go back on my temporary leave and will return sometime in the near future to take back my name. Best of luck chums! I bid you adieu!

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

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After some backlash, I am replacing myself with Ethan. This means a reroll of the vote though. New matchup: Ethan VS Cosmo (I won vs cosmo tho) And why do people think it is rigged? and how would I even rig it? Pls tell me any concerns that you have.

My theory is that all the BP "staff" were replaces with ai about a year ago, and that's why the website is so shit now. What do you think?

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Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

This site used to be OG. Until every good person left and were replaced by shitty lowlives. I miss Jake, Hailey, Caitlyn, Cacey, Entity, rmk, Sad Sara, and Addy. Oh, how the great have fallen. 😔 Now it’s just depressed people with no lives who come here to cause useless drama about their boyfriend or girlfriend and about their personal problems. I’m telling you now, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. I come here to have a good time laughing at funny jokes and chatting with sane people not counselling. So please, either leave or stop shoving your miserable life down our throats.

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves… Read more

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more

gess the song

I can tell you've been crying (yeah) I can tell when you're lying, I can see it on your face I can hear it in the silence That you don't know if we really have what it takes All you ever needed was a meaning to the words that I said But you didn't believe me when I told you that I loved you to death Oh, I never meant to leave you crying in the rain I tried Said forever, now forever feels so far away I … Read more