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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y⦠Read more
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1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win⦠Read more
wade wsp before you start calling me dumbass names and saying if I'm from panda read my profile
can anyone read me bedtime story?
helllo it's opal again and you must be liek opal leave you faggot i did "leave" the website but i still read the messages lmaoooooo and idk why i left the site tho bc its soo cool here but no one wants me on here so why should i stay on here? ill text on here maybe but dont expect me to be on here 24/7 yk
Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m⦠Read more
Matt if you're still reading... I wish you good luck
I wonder many how people would read this wrong
This year in our English class, all the stories we read were about death. The poems are all about depression and dying. In Hindi class we read a whole story about a selfish man who let an orphan freeze to death in the cold. Death does not faze me anymore
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential β¦ Read more
what should I read today?
Bro I swear it god... Reading Demon Slayer and Watching Jujustu Kaisen are the best anime and manga recommendations ever, especially I got the Demon Slayer manga set for Christmas last week was so good.
I finish reading Demon Slayer already and it's very good.
Anime/Manga recomendations? Watched Jujustsu Kaisen & read Haikyu & they were rlly good.
Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.
im bored asf what should i read today
Hello, I am new here. Someone told me about this corrupted website. After reading people's posts, I can determine that this place is full of weird and dumb people. There's a depressed Korean person, a bunch of Gotham city fanatics, and a K-pop stan. Very interesting. I would like it to be known that I love to cause drama. Let the fun and games begin. Ha, ha.
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can u read it?
Any recommendations on which jokes I should read today?