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Ok, so cuz thus site is dead and I can't be assed reading through everything post since I was last on. Will someone summarie what's been happening? Apparently Op and Igen got perma banned? And Cup and Ag are dating or smth? And all the other stuff I haven't gathered from posts?

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Am I the only one here who, after not having read it and trying to do what he said, finds themselves caught between the lines of yearly contradicting statements? One dumbass, quick to spout age and place, like it means anything, states with conviction where he stays, though stays what? Jumbled thoughts of those who jump, the ones who barely piece together meaning, and there they are, 14-year-olds or maybe something else, real scary. Like the edge of sense slipping, and who’s there to catch it? Not the one who read it, that’s for sure, because what he said isn’t even said, just echoes bouncing, contradicting every turn with a yearly grin.

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Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Idk what to do guys my dad is leaving and I can't do shit. Ik I'm being a bitch for talking about it as an anon but idk who to talk to. This fucking sucks :( Sry for dumping this on anyone who reads it but I just need to vent

Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.

Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.

(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)

Hello everyone,

It is very important to me that a friendly atmosphere prevails in the community. Unfortunately, there have been complaints about moderators making insulting, racist or homophobic comments. Such behavior is unacceptable here, and as a result, I had to make some changes to the moderation team today.

If there are similar incidents in the future (or something else), feel free to create a post here to contact me. I read all posts and will take care of the matter. If you want to report something privately, you can also do so via email. My address is info@worstjokesever.com

Bailey I know hate me right now and I get what I said would have hurt me too I know I fucked big time and I really hope that this letter shows you how sorry I am I get it if you don't want to be friends or just never talk again and if that is what u want then so be it this will be the last that will hear of me talking to but just know that I'm very very very very sorry that I hurt you thanks for reading this maybe you did maybe you didn't, either way, thanks for being my friend.

Sincerely, Jasmin

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving, cya guys until next year. I joined here in 2022 (got banned a lot lmao) I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. wje have been one of the funniest things that I have ever been on but also a retarded site too. It's been nice. "But all good things must come to an end. but with the end of one thing, anothe… Read more

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

oh okay I was reading through some of these comments and let me get this straight kay like dagger and dagger likes kay and liz is some random girl and ashton is a guy that goes after younger girls so ashton is a pedo right

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

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