Request for a Bedtime Story

there once was a boy named garry

destined to be a fart

his parents were killed by mouldy-bort

*vort

shut up poopy head your gonna give me nightmares

who gave him a lightning star

ok fine

go eat a banana you monkey

twinkle twinkle little fart

i forgot lol

try again boo boo butthole

twinkle twinkle little fart

how i wonder what you are!

up above poop so high

like a vomit in the sky

you poopy face

when the blazing UV radiator is gone

shut up poopy butthole, you have no rizz

when xe nothing shits upon

bye

bye bye

I have a lot of rizz right ryan?

maybe, but i am rizzler

im better you loser

oh god who is this now

SOOPLOSH

RYAN

HI

LEO

Hiii =3

hi leo

Im secretly on my school laptop at night =3

damn

HRU WHERE DID YOU GO

wdym where did I go?

you left :(

Im never here on weekends bc for whatever reason, I cant sign in on my phone, and dont use my school laptop

but im using it now

oh damn

YIPEEEEEEEEEE

once my aunt goes to bed Im gonna snag my phone

n be on it late n stuff bc im just silly like that

Hru?

yummy

bored

aw

=<

yup i decided to stay in the hotel room while my mom and older brother are going exploring

where r u guys?

hanoi

oh I see

yuppers

u were like, just in tokyo

no i wasnt

a while ago i mean

like

i travel a lot

werent u there a few weeks ago or maybe a month

the winter seasons specifically

oh do specifically like to travel to capital cities?

yuh

i mean my family does

oh I see

yuppers

what do i do when im bored

umm

idk

Eat things that arent food?

um

hmmmm

Idk

fym eat things that arent food

very sus

like idk paper or screws or smthn

damn maybe

it was the fisrt thing that came to my mind

i used to eat paper

lol

REAL

fr

I actually used to very much enjoy consuming paper, and I actually still crave it to this day, I just know better than to eat it

erm okay

oh

sorry

gtg bye

byeeee

ill be on in an hour

this isn't me 😭😭😭

That fake account

Mhm..

Who’re you?

ryan

Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!

hut up fake account

*shut up

hiii ryan

and I was created my account older then yours

shut up poopy head

Your him dumbass

no one fucking asked you

though they both are idiots

no im not

this mine account

RYAN