Jack and Jill Part 3 Release Date Announced

ok?

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAYY

be excited smfh

idek what he's talking about bruh

smh one sec

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--yDxPBFODTImZuk44Ka6BR8bhZNSOahAmTWj9oao3s/edit?usp=sharing

worstjokesever.com/jokes/p/hill-surprise

did you seriously never read these?

wtf

I think I might have seen it before

did you never read these??

but like wtf

how the hell does this excite you

a fan fic about a man getting raped

by a man

rhino, are you okay?

lmfao

its js funny

and like a monumental part of wje history

or tits that ur just weird

tits

are you high now or something?

...no?

why?

i was repeating what you said gng

ok so dead even tho theres 3 ppl

thats dumb

REAL

oh lmao I just realized

rip

lmfao

lmaoo

What the

greetings

what the

hello mal

hi

hru

ehh

decent

fair

living

lol

js w

js waiting

waiting for what

till im an adult

tbh

oh real

im scared to be an adult ngl

i got job pathways currently

and job requests

so

wtv works

ohh nice nice

what do you wanna do

for a job

out of highschool

probably welding

after i get enough saved imma switch to a dealership seller

and get ranks up

to atleast a dealership executive

ooo thats cool

arnt u datin jake>

?

ahuh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i was confused abt tht for a sec

lmao why

idk

cuz i thought for a great sec

he was dating el

not mal

:sov

:sob:

LMAO

YEhahhh

well i gtg

HEY EVERYONE WHO READS THIS

adios tho

bye!

cyaa

NOOOO ETHAN

I NEED TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR GAYNESS WHILE YOU'RE STILL HERE

lmao

hii

hiii

hiiiiiii

fucking fag dippin on us again

ha

SLUR

BAN

CLIPPED

IM TELLING MATT

@MATT DEMOTE COSMO

Just kidding lmao idfc

girl 😭

erm technically its not the full slur and I was calling him a British cigarette bruh

even tho he's a beaner

ugh im doing this dumbass fucking apa citation quiz

L

and yesterday I was referring to the dish "faggots"

smh

unjust ban

sureee

*gasp* you can't say that!

Ha L

#MLARules

I hate mla shit

or for me, ela

yeah fr

Jake likes eating men confirmed

its been confirmed for awhile

mal, how does that make you feel?

so sad

utterly heartbroken

Jake, how does that make you feel, you [insert politically correct term for man-sucking, man pegging, dick eating, mangina slobbering man here]

LMAO

i think youre the high one cosmo

nah

just really sleep deprived

suuure.......

takes my humor back by about a year and 9 months

more or less

lmao

yeah

God I was an idiot back then

we all were

you weren't as bad as me tho

i dont rlly remember lmao

wdym was

lmao

erm akshually I don't think that that would be a grammatically accurate shentensh

shentensh goes crazy 😭

crazy?

I was crazy once

they locked my in my home

a lockdown home

a lockdown home with covid

COVID made me crazy

crazy?

I was crazy once

they locked me in my home

girl

a lockdown home

a lockdown home with covid

COVID made me crazy

crazy?

I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

anyways

i did not do good

dang

um

68.28/100

womp womp

and no I did not use a calculator

lmao

i get 2 more attempts so its fine

I’mimagine

imimagine

did you stutter?

while typing?

embarrassing

I has cupcake (:<

oo yum

No I’m just busy with work

suuuure....

*No I'm just b-busy with work

"n-n-no im just b-b-busy w-with w-w-w-w-w-work"

fucking Chromebook camera being ass

dont let charlie see

dw

lmfao

now Eli, Ethan, rylee, you, jazzy, and you have seen my finger at one point

(ignoring the times during the pedo trial but ye)

lmaooo

I'm sorta tempted to do a face rev but there's frosting all over my face and shi

oh welll

I've seen your face

and your name

starts with k right?

yeah everyone has

fuck

and ends with ike. yeah

lmao

actually tho

nah

i barely did any better 😭

n?

but you DID do better at least!

by 2 points.

still improvement!!!

Citations are gay anyway

hardly

like you

ykw else is hard

oh man

i wonder

77/100

congrats

smfh

ish

stupid monkey-fucking hoe

*78/100. congrats. its still a shitty score

That's not NICE

smh dammit

I'm jk bruh

its true tho lmao

here

thats you!

congrats mal! you improved!

last attempt

that better?

are you calling wade a monkey?

ew why are you being nice

yes, actually

stop being toxic it makes the community sad

congrats you're going to fucking fail

we had a discussion about this yesterday

thank you

that feels a lot more authentic

#MWJEGA

jega

jega

it should be like

make wje noodle great again

so it can be

mw jenga

cus jengas cool

LMAO

let's all step it up guys

come on now

ok guys

last attempt

lets hope i dont fail 😭

What

my essay alr brought my grade to a 90 so i needa keep it in the 90s

w-w-w-what

LMAO

i missed a letter

nvm that

hi eli

its me

im unbanned

eli eli look

hi me, I'm cosmo

HAHAHAHHAHA.

hi cosmo

eli ban cosmo

eli do it

he said a slur

I'm the only non-mod in this chat rn

shows what WJE has become

back in the day I would've been the ONLY (and best) mod in here

ha loser

and now

man I'm saying that he's dipping his cigs in his British beaner dip instead of being with us bruh

it's YOU three

smh

how the turns have tabled

I'll turn the tables again

pls no. bp still scars me

I have dirt on all three of you

bear penis

@eb

What do you want, you dummy?

cosmo the intern said he wants to fuck you

That's a stupid lie. Nobody wants to "fuck" a bear. And if they did, I wouldn't let some intern anywhere near me. You're just talking nonsense.

hey.

huh

he DID say that cause he's fucking CRAZY

thank you

Doesn't matter if he's crazy. Still a hard no. Get a grip, dummy.

You're just proving you're dense. Get a clue.

bark bark motherfucker

stop.

make me.

no one will get the joke

do not.

oh they will once they see the ss.

no they wont

SHOW

they wont get the joke i was making

no

SHOW THE SS

joke?

jake wont cus he loves me

right jake

you love me

I don't remember any "jokes"

jokes are for wje

he likes men

sorry mal

this was in a private chat

it's only a joke if you're making it to make people laugh

publicly

oh so all your wade comments werent jokes

I've posted the wade comments here

for their humor factor

jake you love me so dont show the ss

no one here will get the joke 😭

hmmmmmmmmmmm

idkkkkkkkkkkkkk

you dont know if you love me?

ok

fine

it's so easy to just click that button

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

sure.

Jake, would you take wade's dick for mal?

would you get pegged by wade for mal?

I'd do anything for Mal

aw

lol

notice how I said it publicly

And also didn't directly confirm I would take wade's dick

serves the dual purpose of humor and defense

cosmo's first statement is vague too

guys my room is so fucking hot

I could quite literally abscond with wade's penis

.......

too bad

I could have any of these done to me by wade

there is nothing specific

how about him having anal sex with you in the ass dressed like your mom if she was a furry

um

you're going to have to be more specific about the term "anal sex"

BUD I MEAN PENETRATING YOUR RECTUM WITH HIS ERECT 480 INCH PENIS IN YOUR RECTUM

god

......

maybe I am high afterall

that's unrealistic and it was 180 inches for your information

I should know

meanwhile

😭

erm he went through puberty

wrong he was and will always be a twinkish little boy

hey, can you see the color of your eyes, you colorblind bitchass jerkhead

yes I can

fuck

prettiest color ever

I actually see green better than any other color

btw

wrong

true

false

frue

tralse

HEY WJE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

JAKE HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES IN THE WORLD

ur gay?

AND THAT IS FINAL

THE CASE IS FUCKING CLOSED.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

period

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

oh

HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT

that's so real

AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

HE SAID IT WAS "this big"

and poked it with a toothpick

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

YOU GOT A SMALL DICK

omg not the toothpick

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND HERE'S WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE

BOOOOM

LOOK AT THAT

guys.

NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

SO GUESS WHAT

I'M GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH

fucking killing myself.

I'm done

YOU IMPROVED DIDN'T YOU?

by 0.1

i think

NO BY MORE

or was it 19.5 last time

THAT'S A WIN IN MY BOOK!

oh okok

but still

not even a full point

You did just fine sweetheart

this doesnt feel like a win

lmao that'd be a win for me

almost 80%

those are big numbers

numbers?

I like numbers

ive done 2 assignments and my grades already bad

they're fun

very fun

exactly

whee

normally my grades dont get bad til winter

ugh

two assignments

I might be high

who knows

it's imbalanced at the beginning of the semester that's how it always goes

yeah and its only gonna get harder

You're going to do just fine, Love <3

twss

i hate school

fuck this shit

shhhhh it's okay

nuh uh

yeah huh

ok Ms. hasn't gone to public school since covid

i went to private school for 2 years after

HA

SUCK IT COSMO

same. crap

but who's the one here who has been taking college courses for the past 4 years

me

I have

FUCK

ok

muahaha

who's the one here who was a CIT at an astronomy camp with kids who are 10-11 years old

(===

why do you have a clit at astronomy camp with 10-11 year old kids

gross

go suck a refractor

go refract a sucker

concave or convex?

convex obviously

diffract it while you're at it

i went to 6 different public schools gng

js btw

🙄

L. I went through 3

elementary, elemantary, and middle

i switched schools every year from k-5 and then went to a private school for 6-7 and now i been homeschooled since 8th

wop womp

wop

im gonna go eat

yayayayayay

cosmo don't be a dick while im gone

eat food

HA im 14 and we got the same dih size

YOU TOO MA'AM

he will be

i ate dinner again!!!!!!!!!!

cus you said to!!!!!!!

EW WHAT

THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE 14

YOUVE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

awwww that's great :D

I am and my dick is 6.6 inches

makes me so happy <3

oml

aren't you black

and i had a small lunch

nah south asian gng

indian

big dick energy