Jack and Jill Part 3 Release Date Announced

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YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAYY

Cosmo the Intern

ok?

be excited smfh

smh one sec

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--yDxPBFODTImZuk44Ka6BR8bhZNSOahAmTWj9oao3s/edit?usp=sharing

did you seriously never read these?

did you never read these??

lmfao

its js funny

and like a monumental part of wje history

tits

...no?

why?

i was repeating what you said gng

ok so dead even tho theres 3 ppl

thats dumb

mal

and like a monumental part of wje history

REAL

mal

i was repeating what you said gng

oh lmao I just realized

Cosmo the Intern

oh lmao I just realized

lmfao

spookSymphony
Image

lmaoo

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

What the

what the

hi

hru

fair

waiting for what

oh real

im scared to be an adult ngl

ohh nice nice

what do you wanna do

for a job

ooo thats cool

ahuh

lmao why

LMAO

cyaa

I NEED TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR GAYNESS WHILE YOU'RE STILL HERE

lmao

hii

hiiiiiii

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

bye!

fucking fag dippin on us again

ha

Cosmo the Intern

fucking fag dippin on us again

SLUR

girl 😭

erm technically its not the full slur and I was calling him a British cigarette bruh

ugh im doing this dumbass fucking apa citation quiz

and yesterday I was referring to the dish "faggots"

sureee

spookSymphony

and yesterday I was referring to the dish "faggots"

*gasp* you can't say that!

mal

ugh im doing this dumbass fucking apa citation quiz

Ha L

spookSymphony

#MLARules

yeah fr

spookSymphony

and yesterday I was referring to the dish "faggots"

Jake likes eating men confirmed

its been confirmed for awhile

so sad

utterly heartbroken

Jake, how does that make you feel, you [insert politically correct term for man-sucking, man pegging, dick eating, mangina slobbering man here]

LMAO

Cosmo the Intern

are you high now or something?

i think youre the high one cosmo

suuure.......

lmao

we all were

i dont rlly remember lmao

Cosmo the Intern

God I was an idiot back then

wdym was

lmao

spookSymphony

wdym was

erm akshually I don't think that that would be a grammatically accurate shentensh

shentensh goes crazy 😭

girl

mal

ugh im doing this dumbass fucking apa citation quiz

i did not do good

lmao

i get 2 more attempts so its fine

imimagine

did you stutter?

while typing?

embarrassing

oo yum

suuuure....

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

No I’m just busy with work

*No I'm just b-busy with work

"n-n-no im just b-b-busy w-with w-w-w-w-w-work"

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dont let charlie see

lmfao

now Eli, Ethan, rylee, you, jazzy, and you have seen my finger at one point

lmaooo

I'm sorta tempted to do a face rev but there's frosting all over my face and shi

Cosmo the Intern

now Eli, Ethan, rylee, you, jazzy, and you have seen my finger at one point

I've seen your face

fuck

spookSymphony

starts with k right?

and ends with ike. yeah

i barely did any better 😭

mal

i barely did any better 😭

but you DID do better at least!

by 2 points.

hardly

spookSymphony

Citations are gay anyway

like you

oh man

i wonder

smfh

Cosmo the Intern

77/100

*78/100. congrats. its still a shitty score

Cosmo the Intern

*78/100. congrats. its still a shitty score

That's not NICE

Cosmo the Intern

*78/100. congrats. its still a shitty score

smh dammit

spookSymphony

That's not NICE

its true tho lmao

spookSymphony

stupid monkey-fucking hoe

thats you!

last attempt

mal

thats you!

are you calling wade a monkey?

Cosmo the Intern

congrats mal! you improved!

ew why are you being nice

stop being toxic it makes the community sad

mal

ew why are you being nice

congrats you're going to fucking fail

thank you

that feels a lot more authentic

jega

it should be like

make wje noodle great again

so it can be

mw jenga

cus jengas cool

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LMAO

ok guys

last attempt

lets hope i dont fail 😭

my essay alr brought my grade to a 90 so i needa keep it in the 90s

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

What

w-w-w-what

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LMAO

HAHAHAHHAHA.

back in the day I would've been the ONLY (and best) mod in here

spookSymphony

I'm the only non-mod in this chat rn

ha loser

man I'm saying that he's dipping his cigs in his British beaner dip instead of being with us bruh

spookSymphony

back in the day I would've been the ONLY (and best) mod in here

how the turns have tabled

mal

how the turns have tabled

I'll turn the tables again

Cosmo the Intern

pls no. bp still scars me

bear penis

spookSymphony

@eb

What do you want, you dummy?

Explain Bear

What do you want, you dummy?

cosmo the intern said he wants to fuck you

spookSymphony

cosmo the intern said he wants to fuck you

That's a stupid lie. Nobody wants to "fuck" a bear. And if they did, I wouldn't let some intern anywhere near me. You're just talking nonsense.

spookSymphony

I have dirt on all three of you

hey.

Cosmo the Intern

pls no. bp still scars me

huh

Explain Bear

That's a stupid lie. Nobody wants to "fuck" a bear. And if they did, I wouldn't let some intern anywhere near me. You're just talking nonsense.

he DID say that cause he's fucking CRAZY

Explain Bear

That's a stupid lie. Nobody wants to "fuck" a bear. And if they did, I wouldn't let some intern anywhere near me. You're just talking nonsense.

thank you

spookSymphony

he DID say that cause he's fucking CRAZY

Doesn't matter if he's crazy. Still a hard no. Get a grip, dummy.

Cosmo the Intern

thank you

You're just proving you're dense. Get a clue.

stop.

no one will get the joke

do not.

no they wont

they wont get the joke i was making

no

jake wont cus he loves me

right jake

you love me

it's only a joke if you're making it to make people laugh

oh so all your wade comments werent jokes

jake you love me so dont show the ss

no one here will get the joke 😭

mal

jake you love me so dont show the ss

hmmmmmmmmmmm

you dont know if you love me?

ok

fine

mal

you dont know if you love me?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

spookSymphony

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

sure.

aw

And also didn't directly confirm I would take wade's dick

serves the dual purpose of humor and defense

guys my room is so fucking hot

I could quite literally abscond with wade's penis

.......

spookSymphony

And also didn't directly confirm I would take wade's dick

too bad

I could have any of these done to me by wade

how about him having anal sex with you in the ass dressed like your mom if she was a furry

um

you're going to have to be more specific about the term "anal sex"

BUD I MEAN PENETRATING YOUR RECTUM WITH HIS ERECT 480 INCH PENIS IN YOUR RECTUM

......

Cosmo the Intern

BUD I MEAN PENETRATING YOUR RECTUM WITH HIS ERECT 480 INCH PENIS IN YOUR RECTUM

that's unrealistic and it was 180 inches for your information

😭

spookSymphony

that's unrealistic and it was 180 inches for your information

erm he went through puberty

Cosmo the Intern

erm he went through puberty

wrong he was and will always be a twinkish little boy

spookSymphony

wrong he was and will always be a twinkish little boy

hey, can you see the color of your eyes, you colorblind bitchass jerkhead

Cosmo the Intern

hey, can you see the color of your eyes, you colorblind bitchass jerkhead

prettiest color ever

I actually see green better than any other color

btw

true

HEY WJE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

JAKE HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES IN THE WORLD

AND THAT IS FINAL

THE CASE IS FUCKING CLOSED.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

period

oh

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM

Cosmo the Intern

and poked it with a toothpick

omg not the toothpick

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

guys.

NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG

fucking killing myself.

mal

fucking killing myself.

YOU IMPROVED DIDN'T YOU?

by 0.1

i think

or was it 19.5 last time

oh okok

but still

not even a full point

this doesnt feel like a win

ive done 2 assignments and my grades already bad

mal

ive done 2 assignments and my grades already bad

exactly

normally my grades dont get bad til winter

ugh

it's imbalanced at the beginning of the semester that's how it always goes

spookSymphony

two assignments

yeah and its only gonna get harder

i hate school

fuck this shit

nuh uh

mal

i hate school

ok Ms. hasn't gone to public school since covid

i went to private school for 2 years after

mal

i went to private school for 2 years after

same. crap

but who's the one here who has been taking college courses for the past 4 years

who's the one here who was a CIT at an astronomy camp with kids who are 10-11 years old

Cosmo the Intern

who's the one here who was a CIT at an astronomy camp with kids who are 10-11 years old

why do you have a clit at astronomy camp with 10-11 year old kids

spookSymphony

why do you have a clit at astronomy camp with 10-11 year old kids

go suck a refractor

Cosmo the Intern

ok Ms. hasn't gone to public school since covid

i went to 6 different public schools gng

js btw

🙄

mal

i went to 6 different public schools gng

L. I went through 3

i switched schools every year from k-5 and then went to a private school for 6-7 and now i been homeschooled since 8th

wop

yayayayayay

eat food

spookSymphony

meanwhile

HA im 14 and we got the same dih size

spookSymphony

cosmo don't be a dick while im gone

he will be

spookSymphony

YOU TOO MA'AM

i ate dinner again!!!!!!!!!!

cus you said to!!!!!!!

DaRey1Cray

HA im 14 and we got the same dih size

EW WHAT

mal

i ate dinner again!!!!!!!!!!

awwww that's great :D

I am and my dick is 6.6 inches

DaRey1Cray

I am and my dick is 6.6 inches

aren't you black

spookSymphony

awwww that's great :D

and i had a small lunch

spookSymphony

aren't you black

nah south asian gng

Cosmo the Intern

indian

fuh naw sri lankan gngy

woahh

DaRey1Cray

fuh naw sri lankan gngy

I thought you were black bro

spookSymphony
Image

LMAO

spookSymphony

I thought you were black bro

im the same shade lmao im from ny too so tht gotta mean sum

DaRey1Cray

im the same shade lmao im from ny too so tht gotta mean sum

lmao

rey will you come to my college graduation in 4 years

lmao

crazy

gonna bring rylee and ethan and eli and make fun of them ALL

LMAO

wrangle Luna over here and call out her foot fetish

Cosmo the Intern

lol I'm graduating when I'm 17

nerd

Cosmo the Intern

same here

wait cosmo u indian?

Cosmo the Intern

lol I'm graduating when I'm 17

and already halfway done with the science requirements for an astronomy minor

Cosmo the Intern

and already halfway done with the science requirements for an astronomy minor

you love minors dont you

Cosmo the Intern

and already halfway done with the science requirements for an astronomy minor

nerddddddddd

spookSymphony

yeah

yooooooooooooooooooooooo fire w brown brother

bye

omfg i hate school sm

spookSymphony

alr alr im gonna go lmao

no freak get aiden

hey amy

hi mal

im ok

hbu

feeling pretty eh

real

wyd

nm js waiting for aiden

cool

ohohohoh i got rlly cute pants the other day

owowoww

theyre black cargo pants!

and they sposed to be high waisted kids pants so they fit me as low waisted pants which is exactly what i wanted

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(we dont talk abt the hair it was rainy)

deleting it til youre back to see lmao

haw haw haw

mal

(we dont talk abt the hair it was rainy)

You mean the pretty hair of the pretty girl who I love so much?

no

i mean my hair looked nasty

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spookSymphony

I thought it looked just fine

suuure

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

if i hear sum w dat laugh id shoot myself

me too ngl

muahaha

loser

it's so funny how the governing structure of WJE failed so badly

spookSymphony

it's so funny how the governing structure of WJE failed so badly

bro idk why there so many like nothing happens anymore 😭

it's your fault for somehow getting everyone else mod powers

mal

bro idk why there so many like nothing happens anymore 😭

for real

if MWJEGA is successful I'm asking matt for a mod reformation lmao

none of the mods except mal actually use their powers correctly

the rest of you are childish and corrupt lmao

spookSymphony

none of the mods except mal actually use their powers correctly

biased

spookSymphony

and then there's blach who's barely on

he was when he was made mod

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

dedication

no

i shouldnt have been made mod cus i was literally NEVER active

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

WHEN WAS BLACH MOD?

he is a mod

spookSymphony

none of the mods except mal actually use their powers correctly

I USE IT CORRECTLY

currently

mal

i shouldnt have been made mod cus i was literally NEVER active

and yet here we are now

DaRey1Cray

I USE IT CORRECTLY

LMFAO YOU TOO?

EVERYONE IS A FUCKING MOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

spookSymphony

LMFAO YOU TOO?

?? always been twin

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

biaseddddd

thats what i said smh

The only people I genuinely trust with mod are mal and rey ngl

spookSymphony

The only people I genuinely trust with mod are mal and rey ngl

yuhhhhh

I've never seen contradictory evidence from them

DaRey1Cray

who got the most?

dagger obviously

spookSymphony

dagger obviously

lmao

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wth do i do 1st of allll

don't even get me STARTED bro

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

thats what i said smh

girl 😭

you've been causing problems since you became a mod 😭

gay

i think jake wants to come..

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

and gaining weight..

fatass

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

im 6ft now twin...

fe fi fo fum

DaRey1Cray

i want jake to come

i'll come for you too

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

im 6ft now twin...

gah dayum fr???

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

skinny bones

at least im not flabby

spookSymphony

i'll come for you too

YES

I don't care enough to be bothered by pain

lmao

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

welp my hands go both ways

up your own ass probably

actually though I don't have any beef with you lmao

if we ever met I'd probably like give you a fistbump or something

spookSymphony

if we ever met I'd probably like give you a fistbump or something

just a fitsbump, w all ts we've been through gng??

ik u got sum lore on ts gimmie sum for the iceberg im making

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I PROMISE IVE BEEN PUTTING WORK IN

ive been putting no work in and my arms are better

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

rn im working on my back and core

start swimming

they should not be as muscular as they are

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

im too tallllllllllll

?? 6-6'4 is ideal for swim bro

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

its only 5ft and i feel like a fucking giant

giant with a 2 inch dick

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

my POOL IS FRIGGIN PMO

thts js a community pool

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

its only 5ft and i feel like a fucking giant

imagine bein tall

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

bigger than urssssss

so you admit it's 2 inches

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

u'd drown in 5ft

nuh uh

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mal

nuh uh

id be able to kinda stand

mal

id be able to kinda stand

barely tho 😭

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woah wht i miss

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

u alr got aids

awesomely insane dick syndrome

DaRey1Cray

woah wht i miss

ethan wants to get a kid pregnant

spookSymphony

ethan wants to get a kid pregnant

real

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

from wade

call it waids

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ethan remember how hard I tried to keep you and rylee together

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

living

so real

I just started college, that's why I'm out here

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i said im waiting till im 18 tbh

por que?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

IS SO CLOSE

*are

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

to a full year

hell yeah bro congrats

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

to a full year

awwww cute

spookSymphony

everyone desperately wants to know

muahaha

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

k(eep)ys

keep eating every pussy you see

how could you

jake thats horrible

why would you cheat on me

wtf man

woah

cant believe it

second time gng

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

im such an ass

fatass

thought you were different jake

LMAO

look at all the colleges within an hour and 30 minutes from you

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

exactly?

depends on traffic but it's about that far for me to get to dallas

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

also , is it mainly known like tcu?

yes it's a well-known college

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

UTD

universal transgender dick

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

SMU

sucking my urethra

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

U SAID UR IN DALLAS?

no he didnt

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

nwhs*

no wiener high schoo

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

like major city

im not telling you lmao that'll make it way too easy

spookSymphony

no wiener high schoo

so like an all girls school?

mal

so like an all girls school?

yeah that's where ethan goes

spookSymphony

yeah that's where ethan goes

well yeah where else would he go

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ion go there no more

remember chisholm lmao

spookSymphony

you need a dick to have sex

not if youre with a man

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

FCK CHISHOLM

what was that like juvie place you and rylee met in

lmao

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

fk tht 1 girl

you wanna fuck rylee?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ADD MY DISCORDD

mine's @alternativeSymphony

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i'd rather kms

yeah right

lowkey feel bad for her with her pedo stepdad tho

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

broke my heart on dat 1 ngl

dodged a bullet bro

anyone who was friends with madi was awful 😭

spookSymphony

anyone who was friends with madi was awful 😭

real

dude she was worse than both of them combined somehow

spookSymphony

do you remember natalie?

omg i forgot abt her

like trippy ass mind shit was going on with her

cya