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YALL i woke up like an hour late just to rmeberd im getting picked up 2 hours ealir than normal

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

Yesterday I almost threw a bitch down the stairs because she was putting her hands on me and I picked her up and dropped her on the hard ass wooden bench and then I slapped her and gave her a black eye and then they said I was the one who started the fight but they looked at the camera and she was suspended I was congratulated by the whole student body bc that girl was a bitch to everyone.

What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.

“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf wife sitting in the corner of a round room, as he picked up his hammer and saw. =‘)

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

millie might be an old guy for all we know. with the internet, we never know who is telling the truth. and with the whole Ashton situation, with him trying to pick up all the girls on this website- we need to ignore him completely. if we keep acknowledging him.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man

Hello everyone! I need some help. Think you can help me out here? - I need a knew name for my kitten. I just got her and love her! I have no idea's but I hope some of you do. Please don't pick silly names, but the best name will be considered and I will follow you and make a post on why people should follow you. But for that to happen YOU need to have the best name! Adios for now everyone.

RIDDLE TIME! JAKE U BETTER GET GUESSING What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? and jake pls dont be mad at me

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

hey say the line that u pick up girls with

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more