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I used to take a hundred photographs Just to send the perfect one I felt a hundred butterflies Every time your name came up Three more years than you deserved Nervous when you never were Just one of like a hundred girls You'll never know how much it hurt When I saw her photograph next to mine She had cocoa hair laying by your side You said she's a friend for the hundredth time But I saw your face and your face don't … Read more

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HELPHELP. I'm sad there r so many ppl, (who 1 I think had already started using alts) there are all way to sensitive(we'll fix that) but at the same time I'm happy cuz the sites picking up

Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

Republicans have … Read more

Listen up, you morons!

Your favorite bear, Explain Bear, now has his own website where you can bother me with your stupid stuff: https://wtfbear.com

Yeah, that's right. You can write your questions there, and I'll pick and choose which nonsense I answer. But don't expect too much, I'm a BEAR, not a damn professor!

And now get lost before I get in a bad mood!

Your Explain Bear (the one and only)

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more

Ok....so like would i be considered a asshole for calling my "friend" a ho?? ....yk after telling me I'm probably going to break up with my bf, of almost a year now, for my ex. I was already mad to begin with and she just had to keep picking on me and then proceeded to tell me I'm being a bitch for no reason. Logic is gone I guess

Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333

so this is for all the girls on here i have a banquet on sunday and i was wondering if y’all wanted to help me pick out an outfit

EEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3 UR AN AMAZING PERSON AND EVERYTHING YOU GO THROUGH YOU ARE HUMBLE AND KIND, YOU'VE CHANGED ME SM FROM THE ATTENTION WHORE PICK ME I WAS. MADI I FEEL SO SAFE AND COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU. YOU HAVE CHANGED A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE, IN A GOOD WAY. YOU ALWAYS MAKE EVERYONE AND SMILE AND YOU ARE FUCKING GORGEOUS. I LOVE YOU MADI. Now here's your participation award, for participating another year. 🍪⭐✨