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List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more

www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more

Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

[Mid-Fight]

The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more

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Hey Guys Does everyone live in Texas, near Dallas? In Dallas is a Big "Minecraft Event" with the Name "Minecraft experience". I am a really active Minecraft Player and i dont have the opportunity to travel to the USA. I would pay $40 for the Cape Code. You would have to attend the Minecraft experience event and then receive the code. After, You have to send me the Code with E-Mail. I would be very happy. ^^ Best Regards Team Minecraft

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.

I'm getting payed 30$ a week to help walk two dogs every day nd let them out during the day 🗿

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

I goddamn dad poured milk on me now I can’t get my fucking hair un tangled he will fucking pay he’s a no life fucking bitch

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye