Attention Please

im hungryyyyyy

i want pork

but in a burrito style

like with guac too

biben blaff

sleepy joee

hes so relatable

Hello?

i too fall up stairs

heyy

Hi

i remember u from yesterday

From what?

that one guy that was fightinggg with someone idk

Oh yeah

mostly just liked ur pfp

That was cringe

dogss

lmao

It's not my dog but I wish it was

dawg

i wish i had a dog

actually im lying im def a cat person

I have four cats

YES

GIMME ME UR LOCATION

Umm

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SEAL IN A ONESIE.

pretty please?

cherry on top?

I live in New York

lol

ip adress???

No way

awww

darn

Fine I will mail you my cats

YAY

Because they all hate me

lol

r they fluffy???

Yes

VERY

im both my cats favorites 😭

i can die easy now

They're all outdoor cats and are scared of humans lol

when im older im gonna feed strays

thats like my life goal

like any animal i WILL feed

then ill have an army

of critters to attack ppl with

and to pet

i wanna pet a bear

My older brother wanted to name my cats and since we're fillipino he wanted to name them all fillipino names so he googled fillipino cat names and they were all in english lol

FLAPPTPTT

lmao whats their names then?

what my yearbook photos look like fr

Brownie, Pusa, Cookie, and Kitty

WORST NAMES EVER.

Also pusa literally means cat

NO WAIT I KINDA LIKE BROWNIE

they gotta be brown tho

They're all tuxedo cats

I'm more of a dog person

THIS PERSON NEXT TO ME IS TALKING TO THEIR FRIEND AND THEY JUST SAID

lol

"idk if i can go out later i literally have 55 cents rn"

MAIL ME UR CATS THEN

BET

THATS ACTUALLY SO REAL THO

Ermmm

erm actually🤓

YESS

Nerd

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

HAPPY B DAY

mines in 2 weeks

how old r u

17!!!!

(in a non predatory way ofc)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

dam im turning 16 soon

THANK YOU GUSY

*GUYS

OFCC

hello.

hii

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RN

DO IT

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

say it

oh hi ethan

WISH THEM A VERY MERRY BIRTHING DATE

Ethan I'm sorry I kinda hated you yesterday

ohhhh yeaaaaa

u guys were fighting

just be like me and have a memory of a goldfish

forgive n forget ya know

all that jazz

Musical

mb, Happy birthday, hope you have a good day.

THANKS

np

and it alr

anywayss

what u doin for ur b day james?

I have to go nowwwwwwww my grandma is tryna ft me

damn byeee

HAPPY B DAYYY

I am going to eat food and sleep

YAYY

And then ignore all my siblings

lmao

DANI?

What

Who is dani

my gf

lol

Oh

gtg...

Bye

GOIN HOME BYEEEE

byeee

byeee

love youuu

why wont u love meee

because he is my bf ...

but what about meeeeeee

lvoe meeeeeeeee

and your not ........... i dont know you

nooooo

dw i know u already

creepy .......

(im ur stalker)

....... bffr

IDGAF

lol

MWUA

ILYY

......... HELLL NAHHHH

besiteeeee

shushhhhh

dwwww

NOOOOO

I AM GOING TO GO NOW*

DONT LEAVEEEE POOKIEE

BRUH

STOP

im just jking btw

WELL IK

BUT STILL

Are you Ethan's girlfriend apparently?

girl

YES WHY

Idk

But ummm besides the point hello I'm back

HI

HIII

happy b day again

(i just like sayin it)

...

hiii dani

HII

James arson wanna vote for a new mod

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr

Huuuuuuurrrrrr duuuuuurrrrrr

help

Lmfao

Buddy is it really that hard

maybe

Reflections are easy af

u dont need help for this, i believe in you

(1,-2), (1,-5), and (3,-5)

WAIT

(-3,-5)

hi

more help

i just made some really good fried rice

yummer

where is everyone

Bro its not that hard 😭

YES IT IS

I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION

L

OUR TEST IS TMRW

DUDE

THIS IS LIKE SOME OF THE EASIEST MATH YOULL GET IN 8TH GRADE

USE LOGIC

HE SAID THIS IS THE HARDEST MATH WELL GET

TAKE THE X COORDINATE AND ADJUST IT BY WHATEVER IT SAYS, DO THE SAME WITH THE Y AND THATS THE NEW POINT

youtube

kris it only gets harder i’m sorry ☹️

wait

Q is (1,3) so subtract 2 from the x coordinate and add 2 to the y and that’s your new point

this rice is so good

NOT HARD

ARE WE TALKINF ABOUT

MATH

OMG

I LOVE MATH

OMG

CAN INHELP

amy pls

i hate math so much

FLAPPT

pls pls pls

r u schizo

FLAPTPTTPTO

SORRY

YOU GOT ME MIXXED UP

OHHHHHH WOWW

OKAY

IM

I SEE YOU

SORRY FLAPPY

PLEASE

I SWEAR

UH-HUH,

🥺🙏

AMY

HELP

I LOVE YOU I JUST HAVENT SLEPT

(its ok i did that to my friends who ive known since i was 10 yesterday)

WHAT

LMAO

WITJ WHAT

BAHAHAHA

WHAT DID THEY AAY

SAY

dude

I KNOW

it’s so easy

you just add the numebrs

wtf

kristopher

krissy wake up

"......did you just call me maya?" "wowwww, is it because we're both asian? borderline racism"

i thought you had like hard problems

oh wait

BAHAHAH

😭

as an asian i can confirm flappy is racist

LMFAO

oh ok

WAIT NO

IM KIDDING

DID YOU RESPOND TO ME

YES

NO YOU DIDNT

IAR

LIAR

YEA I SSIDI

I MISS EMILY BRO 😭

CHECK AGAIN MF

i knowww

smh

HAVE YOU CONRACTED HER

CONTRACTS

CONTACTED

its not like she died she just doesnt wanna be on wje lmao

:(

i don’t blame her 💀

is this right

yeah probably

amh

amy

can I have ur credit nd or debit card info

=D

MORE

i don’t have one

sorry looks :(

i would buy you the world if i could <4

<3

my hands can’t type

giving pick me

HELP

Damnit

DO THE WORK FOR ME

PLEASE

who)

Me

yes

im jk

:(

the person who made the post

MADI

oh

FUCK OFF

NO

WADE HELP

NO WADE

ARE YOU A TURD IN THE WIND

this you bro?

why are you so excited 😭

O8,IUM7YNHBREW

FUCK OFF

HE TRYNA CLAP MY ASS

MADI ARE YOU A TURD IN THE WIND

i hate him

guys who's winning mod

I WAS JOKING I SAID THAT 6 TIMES

MADI ANSWER THE QUESTION

ARE YOU A TURD IN THE WIND

BITCH IM NOT A FUCKING TURD IN THE WINK

NO TF

sussy

AN ARMLESS, LEGLESS, HEADLESS THING ROLLING DOWN THE STREET

LIKE A TURD IN THE WIND

ooooook buddy

EXCEPT WITH BIG TITS AND A SKINNY WAIST ACCORDING TO JAKE

holy shit

wade

can I have ur credit or debit card info

SO A TURD WITH BOOBS AND A WASTE WITHOUT A HEAD, ARMS, OR LEGS

atleast they got the waist and tits right

On the black market

madi you’re seeing this too right

link

it ain’t just me 💀

WADE

WADEEE

gay

Real

WDYM

MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT A TURD IN THE WIND

JAKE ARE YOU EFUCKING A TURD WITH TITS?!

when will you ever shut up 😭

he wants to suck your tits

not wade hitting on me bro

EW

💀💀

GUYS WE WRE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

NO

AMY

PLS

PLSSS

NO

0 rizz

guys I needa buy journals

NOW THT IMAGE

EW

WTF

STOP TALKING ABOUT MADI’S TITS

STOP

so I can write stories

he got that suckling kink

BUT THE TURD

STOPPPPPP

IN THE WIND

YALL SHUT UP

WITHOUT A HEAD, ARMS OR LEGS

WADE WJE CREW NOW

WITH A SLIM WAIST

AMY KNOCK IT OFF

AND THINGYS

hey :(

STOP LOOKIN AT MY WAIST BRO

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ANY MORE

NOT YOURS, THE TURDS

This site is

interesting.

NO MORE SEXUAL COMMENTS ABOUT MADI FROM ANYONE EXCEPT ME

destorying itself

wade stop thinking you have rizz you’re ugly and can’t pull

UNDERSTOOD?

IM TALKING ABOUT THE TURD NOT MAD

AM I UNDERSTOOD?!?!

keep it in DMS.

LEOS MY NEW FAVORITE YALL

realll

LEOS MY NEW FAVORITE

cool

Thought Jake was

WADE WJE CREW NOW

stfu mommy kink

la world is pissing me off rn

shut up you dated a burrito

:(

OK IMA SKIDADDLE FOR A BIT

*fucked

ITS JUST ME AND MY MOM IN THE HOUSE ALONE

SO WE CAN SAY WTV

I LOVE YOU <33

AND DO WTV

its just a bit ill be back

BUT WIND TURD

I LOVE YOU TOO JAKEY <333

IS JAKE A TURD IN THE WIND

that’s what you look like

DOES JAKE HAVE TITS!?

Ok show over, Jake got it

Go about ur business

TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT BUT NOT HER

you’re weird

I'm starting to h8 this site

rral

don’t we all

Can’t, fun’s over u got it lmao

Maybe next month

Ca-li-for-nia girls

yh nd if a certain things happens I'm leaveing

No.

i feel like

all of us

Me and Madi doing sexual shit?

what’s the certain thing

are part of a social experiment

YEEEE

I'm js sick of that nd have beeen

REAL

OMG

i don’t mind it

Amy is Conrad confirmed..

“RAPE ME MAKE ME A SLAVE”

i actually hated him 😭

Its kinda rude, when I leave pple might kno why

cool

ok you can message me whenever l

lol

I'm barley on nd barley act like tht

no, but doesn’t this all seem odd to you

like

k leo

barley is a grain

never mind

jake

it’s okay may :)

do pple vote on like

forms

who are the candidates

idfk

I mean you guys are all my social experiments

FLAPPPYUY (we totally weren’t just talking on uwu)

jake urnstupid (1,3) was wronjg

Quotebook goes wild

You read it wrong

HIII

i hate the quotebook

Bro it does

cool I've barley been on nd barley act like tht anymore

im offended

Jake do we vote on forms?

Got some fire quotes in there

Yeah I’ll post it on the 8th

Fr

barley is a grain

i put so much time and effort into clicking th e+ button on docs

u ain't gonna rig it nd js say ur gf won right

BRO U SEE THE IF THE GROUPCHAT GOT LEAKED MEMES?

💀

I’ll show the votes

THATS OUR QUOTEBOOK

hear me out

And the keywords

Mk

all the quotes on the doc aren’t even quotable

If I need to prove it

we start a wje groupcaht for da boyz

on regular messages?

Just da boyz, no gurls

shut up leo your a girl

Wild

possibly

js show the votes nd codewords in genral cuz some will b mad

i’m joking

definately

we all know you gonna have orgies on there

Nobody is safe from the quotebook

Leo's a guy....

Bro I just added a fucking link yesterday since the whole post was quotablem

NO

wsp yall

huh

Lmao

jake ethan wade you should give me your phone numbers

hi toast

DADDDY

MAYY

WADE

LEO

HI TOAST

toast