You Know Who You Look Like?

jenn melon

Yes and no

eh

wait she looks liek Priya from turning red

She does

meh

dead already

Yep

"They're-they're these terrors And it's like, it feels as if somebody was gripping my- They're these terrors And it's like, it feels like as if somebody was gripping my throat Night, uh, they're not like tremors, they're worse than tremors They're-they're these terrors Like last night, uh, they're not like tremors, they're worse than tremors They're-they're these terrors And it's like, it feels like as if somebody was gripping my throat and squeezing and It's like as if somebody was gripping my throat" Some say now suffer all the children And walk away a savior Or a madman and polluted From gutter institutions Don't you breathe for me Undeserving of your sympathy 'Cause there ain't no way that I'm sorry for what I did And through it all How could you cry for me? 'Cause I don't feel bad about it So shut your eyes Kiss me goodbye And sleep Just sleep The hardest part Is letting go of your dreams A drink for the horror that I'm in For the good guys and the bad guys For the monsters that I've been Three cheers for tyranny Unapologetic apathy 'Cause there ain't no way that I'm coming back again And through it all How could you cry for me? 'Cause I don't feel bad about it So shut your eyes Kiss me goodbye And sleep Just sleep The hardest part's The awful things that I've seen "Sometimes I see flames And sometimes I see people that I love dying And it's always- I see flames And sometimes I see people that I love dying" Just sleep "And it's always- And sometimes I see people that I love dying" Just sleep "It's always-" Just sleep Just sleep Just sleep Just sleep Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! "And sometimes when I sleep And I can't... I can't ever wake up"

?

i cant tell if that’s a compliment or an insult

but

yeah

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

It’s a complinsult

Insulpliment

Bit of both maybe

i mean she’s pretty

i think

i don’t know

That’s like me comparing Jake to the ugly toy Antman’s daughter got in the first movie, the toy is cool and I love it, but it’s weird as fuck

who you calling an insulpiment

uhm

what

Yk the meme right?

are you saying you love me and i’m weird, or you love jenna and she’s weird

i know the toy you’re talking about

“He’s so ugly…I LOVE HIM!”

EXACTLY

so

who is the one

you know what never mind

Wade pulled?

shes pretty

i like her

…who

Please don’t say the child

Okay phew

holy shit im not cosmo

LMAO

Guys I’m worried about Madi

why

y

She had to leave the call to help with something but that was like 3 hours ago and she said she’d be right back

she’s fine

happens to me all the time

I overthink way too much

Has she not texted you in the last 2 seconds and you’re having a mental breakdown and telling me not to bully children?

her parents pulled her away for something

But I’m still worried about her

either she’s getting beaten or lectured

it’s fine

AMY

I do that all the time, yet none of you worry about me

it happens all the time

THATS NOT HELPING

thats jakes job tho

i worry about you

Awwwwww

Well I’m not married to you, am i?

you’re not married to her either

everyone is sick rn

Not yet you’re not. But soon.

i hate being sick so much

look she apologized

i really cant afford to be sick

Yes I am

i don’t know why that made me so happy

Womp womp

why tf u so nice abt it

Because it’s nice

Guys Jake told me to ask someone for ass pics

i have sectionals on thurs

Cause she’s a suck up

i CANT be sick

Jk jk

WOMP. WOMP.

NI-

whyd u think that rude

that comes with the trauma, yes

i didnt

What’s a coxswain

she did

i have to do the 500 😢

😬

i didn’t think it was that rude l

figure it out.

Cocks wain

When a man inserts his dick into the woman’s ear

i had to do a 5000 on the water

Cocks wane

Waning cocks

can you shut up

a little

decrease in vigor, power, or extent; become weaker.

no but in a meet

in a BIG meet

lol same

^^^

man, my coach

isnt letting me taper

my coach was being zesty again

Cocks decreasing in vigor, power, or extent; becoming weaker

he called one of the other coaches

and his greeting was

“hey king”

hey amy

toast

yes?

Dagger? Daddy? Huh

are you insulting me or complimenting me toast

neither

my coach to the other coach

just pointing out a similar skin tone and facial structure

hehe

skin

Toast that’s like…weird

You should compare asses instead

who tf airdropped me this

true true

Jake?

ew that’s not jake

That’s true, Jake is uglier

also how would he airdrop me that

dam bruv

through

I hate you

airwaves

At least I look like a man

troll romance

no

Aww love you too

TROLL ROMANCE

💀

oh no not again

WAIT NO

all u do is show ur ice cream hair cut

and ur hands

NO FUCK NOOOOO

jake you are in a kissmeidtude with wade

Ew no it’s unbalanced

NO FUUCK NOO

No cause he wants to be a matesprit

Apparently

guys if I commited a crime, am I a criminal?

It doesn’t work

Wade we’re Moirails

this guy let me take a picture of him cause i said he looked like a redditor

No, because I’m your lawyer and I’ll help you get away with everything

WHAT

Male Amy?

ofc ur sitting with an indian

IM NOT

He does

HES A ROW IN FRONT OF ME

Discord mod

Who’s the Edgar in the back

i just said he looked like a redditor

seems liek he's right beside u

Stereotypical Indian Scammer

yeah cause i TOOK A PICTURE

also how fuqing old are za computer

nate

they look retro

JAKE THE FUCK IS A Moirails

L bozo you copy pasted it

reddit slang

Duh

kid with the cross looks like a dick

spell it out like a REAL MAN

he’s actually super nice

oh

i was helping him with our python project the other day

As a dinosaur that’s offensive

the snake?

Drake?

he’s bad at functions but it’s okay

😏

u sure dawg

no the coding language

They were doing something with a “snake” that’s for sure

Platonic soulmates basically

BROOOOO

fax bruv

print(int(input()))?

I SIT NEXT TO THE BIGGEST BITCH IN FACS

I function as your better have to keep your bad qualities in check

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THAT THOUGHT

python's easy as shit

HER MOMS THE TEACHER

but java

is she hot

But it doesn’t WORK because you love me and I hate you

Holy shit that’s so accurate tho

can i fuck her

I hate you too

It’s an unstable moirallegiance

can i fuck her toast

is she fuckable

She's blonde

So now does it work

more cushion for the pushin

Well then it’s a kismesissitude

and from the country

yum

What’s that?

What you have with amy

gonna eat her grits

uh, no

What’s that

Hate romance

well

Specify

mostly hate

You wanna fuck each other out of hare

Hate

WADE

I mean…

Hey Ingen

uh

Maybe

this is uncomfortable

anyway

i’m cold

Huh

guys look at dis cool rose speaker

so epikkk

What’s going on

ETHAN

hey my mom has one of those speakers!!!!

I don’t think that’s a speaker

Gay lesbian sex and abortion

HI

yo sameeee

https://www.homestuck.com/story/2495

Read that whole page

she loves listening to bees i guess LOL!

It explains troll romance kind of but not really

Don’t make me regret this

buzz buzz LOL

L

okay that’s enough

I will answer your questions

JAKE WHAT THE FUCK

Wade it’s just someone yapping for two pages long

im lacing your pickles with cyanide

Couldn’t even edge to this I just exploded everywhere clean up on aisle my pants🤣

It’s not

IT MAKES SENSE

Wait what do we have then?

Yap yap yap

MOIRAILLEGIANXE

Explain

MOIRALLEGIANCE

high

In detail

heels

READ THE THING

on my tippies

With tiny words

NO

dolce and gabbana that’s on my

titties

That song is so fire

his name is Jose Hernandez Sebastián Lopez ramirez Garcia Flores De el Castillo Cabello Agua de Horchata Carilla Apaga Los Frijoles Cortes de León Pinche Huevon Martinez Bidi Bom Bom Luis Perez Chulo De La Cruz Aguacate Amor Santa Maria el Sanel De la Nombre del Padre y Del Hijo y Del Espíritu Santo Amén padre Nuestro que Estás en el Cielo Santificado Sea tu Nombre Blanco Macias Mendez el Antonio Rosas Ríos la Ross Patas de el Culo Torres Velascos Casas Cata Corto Fernandez Guzman Rubio Carlos Miguael Pablo Francisco Juan Mayo No Fátima Chuy Jesus Caesar en Felipe Alejandra Javier Panel Ángel Gonzalez III

I WANT U TO WRITE IT OUT IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

you wanna fuck him in this comment section)

WAIT WADE STOP

HOLD ON

woah wade

that’s crazy

https://www.homestuck.com/story/2392

START READING FROM THERE

😭

stick your dicks into each other for my enjoyment

AND JUST KEEP CLICKING NEXT ILL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP

JAKE WAIT I FOUNR SOMETHING

me no want herpes

people named sebastian are hot

What do you mean my cards been declined?

IT PERFECTLY DESCRIBES OUR RELATIONSHIP

Try It again

i’ve never met an ugly sebastian

Buy Me Prada

u should come to my school

YO

they are HIDEOUS

NAWWWW FR?

WOAH

WOAH WADE

Huh

WOAH

wut he say

WOAAAHAHAHA

I didn’t say anything

NO

NO WAY

Dawg u trippin

NO WAY

SO IT ISNT MARCO 😭😭😭😭

NO FUCKING WAY

READ UNTIL PAGE 2406

ANYWAYS

better say wut he said or ill nut in ur butt

JAKE

What

I THOUGH IT WAS VICTOR

Kinky

I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS VICTOR

delete that

you bitch

lies

WHAT

WHAT DID I MISS

he not mexican

bro jake shut up

don’t tell anyone

🌮

go read ur homestuck fetishes

WADE WHAT DID YOU FIND AND WHAT DID YOU SAY

Victor? Nah lmao I took that name from The Question then used it for Rorschach to throw you off, Victor Sage is The Question’s secret identity

he’s filipino

I WILL ASK MATT

WADE YOUR BEING SERIOUS RIGHT

o

he said his real name

WHat

WHAT WAS IT

It’s not real

That was a mistake

I LOVE

TELL ME OR I WILL BOMB MY SCHOOL

YOU

R

What

NAME

AND THEN KILL MYSELF

YOUR NAME

do it

Imagine leaking your name ☹️

I WILL RAPE MYSELF TO DEATH TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

hmmm

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

DONT TELL HIM WADE

TELL ME NOW

🍿

TELL ME YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

TELL ME

INGENIOUS FUCK MAN

TELL ME NOW

ILL RAPE YOU

WHAT IS IT

NAWWW

wait wade

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WADE

go to uwu

TELL ME

Where’s madi

TELL ME YOU MOTHER FUCKING WEENIE HEADS

WHERE IS SHE

Locked in my basement haha

She’s been off since she left the call :(

what’s up nat

😧

Hiiii ammmyyyy!!

WHAT IS IT

Yall know what’s funny

im calling you black widow now nat

WHAT IS IT

😭😭😭

wade's name

IM KILLLING MYSELF IN FIVE SECONDS

YAYY IM BLACK WIDOW

JAKE NOOO

IF BOBODY TELLS ME

TELL ME NOW

I NEED TO SHOW U THE THINGY

jake

bobody?

TELL ME

ETHAN NO

ILL TELL YOU ON UWU

TELL ME

ETHAN FUUCK HO

TELL ME

I won’t

no

TELL ME

ETHAN NOO ILL SHOW UR FACE

jake i give u hint

TELL ME NOW

TELL ME

ILL SHOW UR FACE BRO

it's a mexico border hopper name

TELL ME

Ok fine I won’t

i will too

TELL ME IM DEADASS

Good boy.

name privacy is serious

I WONT TELL NOBODY

THIS ASS DIED CAME BACK TO LIFE AND DIED AGAIN

What is going on here?

Wade's name, It's one of these names

Jose Hernandez Sebastián Lopez ramirez Garcia Flores De el Castillo Cabello Agua de Horchata Carilla Apaga Los Frijoles Cortes de León Pinche Huevon Martinez Bidi Bom Bom Luis Perez Chulo De La Cruz Aguacate Amor Santa Maria el Sanel De la Nombre del Padre y Del Hijo y Del Espíritu Santo Amén padre Nuestro que Estás en el Cielo Santificado Sea tu Nombre Blanco Macias Mendez el Antonio Rosas Ríos la Ross Patas de el Culo Torres Velascos Casas Cata Corto Fernandez Guzman Rubio Carlos Miguael Pablo Francisco Juan Mayo No Fátima Chuy Jesus Caesar en Felipe Alejandra Javier Panel Ángel Gonzalez III

I WILL RAPE AND DOX ALL OF YOU

But Wade be fr is that your actual name

i’ll keep saying your real name if you don’t shut up

Good luck.

and what high you go to

CLIPPED..

It’s not Jake????

high school

NO I DONT

Except yours, Jake’s, Madi’s, Toast’s, Kris’s, Ethan’s, Ethan’s, etc

STOP

STOP FINE

liar liar butthole on fire

Five Dagger Jr the Discord link, he has Discord

good.

i have it too

He's here?

wade check crew

My other name is safe with me

🤫🧏‍♂️

Not currently, but he told me to tell you

https://discord.gg/bS6gXwYd

There

delete it

mog mog mog mog

The Discord is dead anyway.

get more ppl then

it could be useful

We have 10 of the members from here there.

Guys Jake is blackmailing me

All moderators too.

hi

WADE UWU

i know everything

about him

Dagger, SaH, Jake, and Ethan are there.

ello

so just tell him i can blackmail him more

HEY GORGEOUS

HEY AMY

I’m so confuzzled..

:(

hellooo

:D

Wadeeeeee check uwu

same

And I do not care if you act like degenerates here, but if you act like degenerates there, I will ban you.

and ME

jake is edging to what wade's deleted comment said i think

I know, I was referring to moderators.

Are you still locked from it?

*and rape you

hehe

ETHAN

We only know so much but so little

yeah :(

ETHAN TELL ME HIS NAME

UWU NOW

Try leaving and rejoining.

i will doc you

No he’s gonna show everyone my face

ETHAN

OR IM KILLING MYSELF AND MY WHPLE FAMILY AND ALL OF YOUR FAMILIES TOO

i will dox you jake

I’m not going to

DONT BETRAY ME POOKIE

HE TOLD ME TO ASK YOU ETHAN

bro check uwu

I WONT

ik it

Also Wade check uwu 🙏

Looks like you need 9 more hours in the sensory deprivation tank, Jake.

L