Who is Wade?

I’m the PissMaster.

wade is wade

HIIII

You don't know what I am! You don't know what I can do! I'm DOCTOR WHO IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

I think wade is wade

Hi wade

agreed

Sup

How was your day?

Good until I found out this guy joined

who

What's wrong with him?

Ashen

Ashen

oh ashen

yea

YOU SEEN SO SLAYY

i have not interacetd with them yet but they seem okay

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65c049aa3fb854217374ce23

what's omnigender

wtf is "omnigender"

Nonexistent

fax

catgender??

lmao i agree

Basically a he she

exactly

fr

SO QUIRKYY XD

and then

what's pan

i have no idea

and catgender

how can your gender be a cat

I like everyone romantically

furry?

You should like…go fuck yourself

no idea...

your just confused, admit it

I’ll fuck you first lol

EVERYONE?

AYO WHAT THE ACTUAL-

I will murder you.

Well like it doesn’t matter your gender

They’ll never find your body.

I bet he's interested

yeah, it means they don't care about gender

CUTE I LOVE ENEMIES TO LOVEFS

Lovers

ayo, wjat???

THE FUCK

so basically you're into anyone just based on their personality cuz if your gender doens't matter wouldn't that be the both sex one

i don't know lol

What’s your pronouns??

This bitch would fuck a table if it had a good personality.

Nig/ger

shut/the/fuck/up

No but fr

Wade now identifies as a table

lol

Dead/Pool

lol

this is getting sad

your sad

AS LONG AS THEYVE GOT A STICK OR A HOLE

yeah, the pills help tho

THE FUCK

What is your biological generder tho?

ashen, you need serious help...

one just has more holes

why??

I swear if this reatrded waste of a human being is El or Opal…

AYESS

Ok, this is opal

no.

ok i'm going to bed

Great. Figured.

Goodnight guys 😌

goodnight

real

LOL XD SO QUIRKY RIGHT??

long story

oh wait your probably that cat gender

Quirky? No. Retarded.

Opal meter rising

wait doesnt opal hate everyone

I’m taken.

ya

Opal loves annoying everyone and trolling, and she’d definitely pull a stunt like this

true

;-;

Dude the Opal level is just through the roof rn

wades a hoe

the probability is rising

yep

Wait there was a WC girl I saw is it her? You’re in her bio

So Jake won’t pop in but you will? Dude is a liar

cause

um i agree??

WHAT? NO

HII NEW FRIEND

hes spending time with me rn <3

WC?

jake?

WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE

yes

you and jake?

SO STOP BOTHERIN FOR DUMB SHIT

Whatmovie

yes we are me and jake <3

its the movie "7500"

aww <3

the plane gets hijacked and shit

rly cool

AWW WAIT SO THATS A YES?

Sounds like a 007 movie lol

me and my older brother watched frozen the other day

ARE YOU SPED?!

ashen is so sped istg

9/11

Does she have uwu?

JENGA

Yes, why

ummm creepy?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

WAIT. How do you know what uwu is

You just joined.

but plane edition

I came from uwu

side eye

bombastic side eye

Greaaaat

bruh

yuh

ashen you have problems

don't

ashen is not very sigma...

Ashen has negative skibidi rizz

Imma go find your gf on it wade brb

this is getting to be a problem

ZERO SKIBIDI RIZZ!!!!

THE FUCK?

stalker

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ;-;

THE WC GIRL

that bitch was tryna fuck my man smh

smh smh

stop

IM DEADASS

Where’s my pookie wookie?

I HAD TO TALK ABT IT WITH HER

hes mine wade

jakes mine

fr

hes my pookie wookie

u hoe

wade is gay for him tho

i have ss

NO TOAST IS MINE

you both should just kiss and make up ; )

wade, this is why wade x toast was in my bio for like a week

wje is so out of pocket

ermmm okay

dead chat

Ah, seems I’ve missed a lot!

hi hru

Poor Genie

Splendid! How are you?

im okay

Have I missed anything?

"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha.... So many orphans."

yuh this dude be obsessed w wade

Haha! Yes!

yeah, stalker levels

fr

Do you watch Hazbin Hotel?

Hi, I heard my name!

"Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. Oh, Alastor. I cannot wait to watch you get fucked!"

yes

Who’re you?

HIII

no

“YES! Fuck you Alastor! Hahaha! This is better than sex!”

Who’re you?

The CatGender girl no one likes :(

IMMM ASHEN

Beg your pardon? Catgender?

"Oh fuck! I am so hard right now!"

I LIKE YOU LETS BE BESTIES

“Have to disagree with you there! Radio’s not dead! But it is ending this broadcast!”

go away kuromi girl

hazbin hotel is cringe

Well, those two are obviously mentally unstable individuals!

"You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!"

“Well you first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer..and the second.. bowchika pow pow!”

"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!"

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded 5 days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!"

He’s my friend, bro

i am cool but liek...

........................

It's cool, bro.

.................. sounds dope.

oh its conrad.

Wanna fuck?

You gotta get over this, dude. Your shit is getting creepy af. Like, for real, wtf is wrong with you?