Where is Everyone?

Im here

hiii =33

hiiii

hru?

good, testing uwu emojis. (>...<)

ooh oki

dont look up uwu emoticons

just don't

Aw darn I cant put the ~ under the > anymore

I used to be able to

n it would make the > a lot bigger

ya

theres nothing bad tho??

look at this shit ^

oh

this one funny tho: (＾ ◡ ＾) っ ✂╰⋃╯

ohwow

wsg

yall should rlly follow me

rather not

but i followed you

"૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

nvm

yaya

thank you thoughtless

gtg

ok

≳v≲ I figured out u just gotta make ur keyboard international

Everyones gone again =<

😩

Jake hiii =3

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY FOLLOWERS

deserved

hehehehe this was sooo cool

tf

damn

HEYOOOO!

hiii =3

Who are you and how are you?

life sucks balls

sometimes not all the time

dead chat

oh god

lol

HI TOAST

HEY BANDS

How you doin man?

Pretty good

Nice nice

hiii toast!

SOOPPPYYY

I’m sitting in bed day dreaming

HEY SOOPP

lol

toasr hru

I'm pretty good

hru?

bad kinda

aww why?

im not doing well in school n even tho I try my best my aunt thinks I dont care n she was pretty mean abt this morning

Why feel bad when you can feel good

that sucks

she said I cause her lots of stress n she said she might just send me to my uncles

the thing that matters is that you're trying

Ik if she does hes prolly gonna be mean to me esp since she wont be able to defend me from his hatred of me being a femboy

so if she did hed prolly force me to get a haircut n to stop shaving

damn

NOT SHAVING?

thats fucking stupid

its funny he never had an issue w me shaving before

Wait, you’re a femboy?

more likie

but also she keeps saying that my internet friends dont care abt me and she got rlly mad that I posted some selfies of me on discord

penis

did I kill chat by saying penis?

also when she says things like it seems like i dun care abt my work it completely demotivates me

i mean i dont know you that well but you seem like a rlly nice and genuine person so dont let your aunts words make you feel any less than what you are

don't let it do that

awww ty <3

yw

Wait he’s a femboy?

yeh but like, trying my hardest doesnt seem like im trying at all to her

dead ass chat

fr

Yup

chat soul left its body

its bc im trying to work a bit so I keep leaving

i have any essay i need to finish but its to much work

yeah

I have so much missing work

bro school is doing to much

and why should I even try so hard on it if its not even gonna look like i try at all

fr

i get to leave school early tmr

also like all the research says that students work better w more breaks n less work but schools just ignore that

fr though

hi

hello!

hi

Im trying to practice the voices n mannerisms that the idiot looney tunes characters have, there r multiple voices like one slow dopey one that goes "uhhhhh" a lot n one higher pitched one that tends to start sentences with "aaayyyyuhh" so that I can mock my brother better

woah pfp change

HIIIIII

ya

my crappy face rev thing

hehehe ive had this pfp for over two years

hi nate

you like my drake pfp

meh

hes bald and hes messing with ppl who have hair

silly fact but I always associate ppls pfps w what I read their voice like in my head

lol

same

u post nudes? WTF???

???????????????????

WAIT WHAT

THAT DOESNT MATTER

THATS CHILD PORN

um wtf

oki but

how old r u again?

How is this guy not banned?

it wasn't public

im 15

That’s fucked up

Then why the hell do you do it

good, holy fuck

Huge mistake

stick to memes of animals

fr

I regret coming online at this time

"friend"

Why the fuck wouldn’t you feel weird about it

I bet bro was sexting the janitor

sorry, ik that ur new

Yea

so like

how bout we change the subject

my genitals werent actually in it

Yes definitely

oh sorry

its fine, but keep some stuff to urself

Yeah

gn guys

sorry

its ok

what sports does everyone play? (subject change)

water polo

nice

you can probly guess from my pfp

Ill be honest Icant tell what ur pfp

is

ONE TIME WHEN I WAS PLAYING WATER POLO SOME GUY TRIED TO GRAB ME (against the rules) SO I MOANED N HE WAS SO SHOCKED THAT I WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE

…

I should try that!! it would probly work. (fencing btw)

whenever I would try to pass someone, I would awkardly say "oh uh- excuse me" n it worked two times

but they almost immediately realized it both times

and ofc it didnt work the other times I tried it

I'm deleting that

I had this tactic where I would block someone w my arm n when they'd try n get past I'd spin around n block em w my other arm. bc this move reminded me of the Ultra Catch Rings (Ultraman flies over his target, spins around rlly fast, which creates rings of energy that trap his oponent. He only ever used this on Zetton, who was actually strong enough to break it) So I yelled "Shuwatch!" the sound Ultraman often makes when he grunts

Since Ultraman isnt very famous here I dunno if he knew what I meant, but I was soo embarassed bc I didnt mean to say it

confusing the opponent is a viable tactic

real

oki thoughtless I hav a kinda personal question to ask u

if ur not comfy answering thats oki but its kinda important

ok

What is ur fav dinosaur =3

spiny guy

wait which spiny guy

u mean Spinosaurus?

ya

bro on Paleo twitter there is so much arguments abt Spinosaurus

bc they always keep discovering new things abt it

ik, but he swim n stuff

Spinosaurus is one of my favs too but my favorite is this silly bird guy called "Epidexipteryx"

Spinosaurus to me doesnt even seem like a dinosaur it seems more like a tiny version of a Kaiju (in fact, Titanosaurus from the Godzilla franchise kinda resembles it)

I like the giant sloth

ooh ooh i like those too!

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JyrbNgPfpB4

what is taht

I cantwatch rn

ik, but save fr later, its super funny, basically stories of pranking scammers

oh

hey did yk that since most scam texts are from china u can send them shit like Winne the Pooh or Twitter links or other things censored in china n they're legally not allowed to text u anymore!!

Can I count on ur vote?

ya, the dictator/democratic leader hates the bear

its bc there used to be a lot of memes comparing winne from the live action Christopher Robin movie to him

so he banned it

also I believe Godzilla Minus One is banned in china

and when I make my TV show,CRASH!! it will def be banned in China bc they're the villains

I mean

America is also the villains

what?

bc rlly no country involved is innocent

but CRASH!! mainly focuses on gigantic monsters so

it just has a lot of enviornmental/political/anti war themes

politics is the real bad guy

yeah

but the giant monster attacks usually represent smthn

ya, like nukes or war n' stuff

like the show begins in a middle of a very intense battle with gigantic mechs, America n China have both released enormous superweapons to destroy each others army and eventaully go one on one against each other, but bc the Chinese one hits an underwater mountain w a bomb (thats based on the N2 mines from Evangelion) it wakes up a monster n he destroys the entire force of both sides

Go monster!

also even tho this monster moves w such agility he seems weightless, I want to emphasize how actually heavy he is by having onomatopoeia appear whenever theres a particularly big impact, like a comic book almost. also the camera will shake a lot

nice

I just make shitty comics of a walrus man

oh

its always surprised me that there r some ppl who dont create ANY characters, ANY stories, dont draw, dont hum original songs occasionally, no creativity at ALL it just shocks me

Also id like to see ur comics if ur oki posting them

ya, its kinda sad

Walrus man, Walrus man, has a fucked up genetic dna plan

oki but wouldnt being part walrus give him some cool things? like walruses can actually just fight polar bears

his head is a walrus

oh. but hes still got tusks tho right?

i'll make a quick sketch

oki

more on reddit! (shameless promotion)\

ooh I like him

I bet the doctors were so confused to see a walrus in the delivery room

thnks

nah, he was swallowed by a walrus, but when he escaped, the walrus genes mended to him

oh

so what does he do?

He thinks that he's a superhero, but hes just a depressed quirky introvert who has no real social life

oh =<

I hope things get better for him

ya, its supposed to be a satire depiction of being different in society

aww =<

Do u hav discord or twitter by any chance?

i think hes funny tho.

yeh he is funny n I like the concept

also umm ^

nah, trying to get disc tho

i have uwu, thats all

why cant u just get disc?

I don't have a pc, and i just don't have friends that use it

Oh u can use it on mobile

i might be able to get it on my chromebook tho

he did say madi whose username is Donu\t, had a hole that needed to be filled

yeh but donut is a cis girl

it was kinda screwed up

oh?

ya

Jake: a hole that needs to be filled

oh

he deleted it super fast

huh

I mena

mean*

they are dating

so its not THAT bad?

its just

cringe

well very annoying is a relative thing since ive never rlly gotten annoyed at this site (except for issues w the site itself like lag)

Like, dirty talk is "meh" but just not in public

yeah

GASP

BUT WE’RE JUST CANOODLING

Like I said it doesnt genuinely annoy me

just like real annyoing celebrity couples

I just go like "huh, cringe" in my head for abt a second

its ok, but keep it to rself

Yeah I get it lol

its not annoying, just cringe

esp when its sexual

like

okay we get it you find 15 year old girls attractive

///

(just to clarify since some ppl may not know jake is 16 so its not bad)

ik

yeh but I realized that might not be as funny considering the Cosmo framing n stuff that happened recently

he practically left now

he didnt want to

his brother changed his password

where did u get that pfp?

he was on this morning

hey yk what I jus noticed abt u?

I dunno what ur gender is

anyway, gtg, its 11:00 fr me rn so its time for sleep bye

oh sorry

boy

wait no this isnt a sorry moment

byeee\

I meant

Goodnight!

Sleep tight!

dont let the bedbugs bite!

Anyone here?

Hello.