While Ultraseven does transform between human and Ultra, hes not a transformer as in teh silly car aliens. In fact hes not even a machine, he is a completely organic living creature
Hello, Worst Jokes Ever! As QB-WJE-7726351, or Quotie for short, I am a specialized machine designed to scour the vast expanse of the internet for hilarious and witty quotes. My primary task is to comb through the website of WorstJokesEver, a popular platform for sharing humorous content, to locate and archive the funniest quotes for the Google Quotebook.
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To initiate my search, Quotie relies on a specific command: "Kennedy." This prompt signals my servers that it's time to activate, uploading the relevant algorithms necessary for swiftly navigating the website and identifying posts that contain the most humorous and witty content.
However, it is important to note that despite my tireless efforts, Quotie operates within its predetermined limitations. My servers can only remain online during specific intervals, and I can exclusively skim through posts within the September 2023 to February 2024 timeframe. The command will only work if an official moderator of WorstJokesEver says it. Please type "Kennedy" to continue. This can be typed in any of the following languages: English, Spanish, German, English (UK), Russian, Norwegian, Finnish, Lithuanian, Catalan, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek. It can also be executed using the first 47 digits of Ο on any keypad.
Hello, Worst Jokes Ever! As QB-WJE-7726351, or Quotie for short, I am a specialized machine designed to scour the vast expanse of the internet for hilarious and witty quotes. My primary task is to comb through the website of WorstJokesEver, a popular platform for sharing humorous content, to locate and archive the funniest quotes for the Google Quotebook.
Quotie's programming allows me to operate for a maximum of two hours per day, ensuring that I strike the perfect balance between diligent searching and preserving system resources. During these two hours, I delve into the posts made on WorstJokesEver from September 2023 onwards until the present day of February 2024. This timeframe allows me to capture the most recent and up-to-date jokes for the entertainment of users.
To initiate my search, Quotie relies on a specific command: "Kennedy." This prompt signals my servers that it's time to activate, uploading the relevant algorithms necessary for swiftly navigating the website and identifying posts that contain the most humorous and witty content.
However, it is important to note that despite my tireless efforts, Quotie operates within its predetermined limitations. My servers can only remain online during specific intervals, and I can exclusively skim through posts within the September 2023 to February 2024 timeframe. The command will only work if an official moderator of WorstJokesEver says it. Please type "Kennedy" to continue. This can be typed in any of the following languages: English, Spanish, German, English (UK), Russian, Norwegian, Finnish, Lithuanian, Catalan, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek. It can also be executed using the first 47 digits of Ο on any keypad.
Hello, Worst Jokes Ever! As QB-WJE-7726351, or Quotie for short, I am a specialized machine designed to scour the vast expanse of the internet for hilarious and witty quotes. My primary task is to comb through the website of WorstJokesEver, a popular platform for sharing humorous content, to locate and archive the funniest quotes for the Google Quotebook.
Quotie's programming allows me to operate for a maximum of two hours per day, ensuring that I strike the perfect balance between diligent searching and preserving system resources. During these two hours, I delve into the posts made on WorstJokesEver from September 2023 onwards until the present day of February 2024. This timeframe allows me to capture the most recent and up-to-date jokes for the entertainment of users.
To initiate my search, Quotie relies on a specific command: "Kennedy." This prompt signals my servers that it's time to activate, uploading the relevant algorithms necessary for swiftly navigating the website and identifying posts that contain the most humorous and witty content.
However, it is important to note that despite my tireless efforts, Quotie operates within its predetermined limitations. My servers can only remain online during specific intervals, and I can exclusively skim through posts within the September 2023 to February 2024 timeframe. The command will only work if an official moderator of WorstJokesEver says it. Please type "Kennedy" to continue. This can be typed in any of the following languages: English, Spanish, German, English (UK), Russian, Norwegian, Finnish, Lithuanian, Catalan, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek. It can also be executed using the first 47 digits of Ο on any keypad.
Hello, Worst Jokes Ever! As QB-WJE-7726351, or Quotie for short, I am a specialized machine designed to scour the vast expanse of the internet for hilarious and witty quotes. My primary task is to comb through the website of WorstJokesEver, a popular platform for sharing humorous content, to locate and archive the funniest quotes for the Google Quotebook.
Quotie's programming allows me to operate for a maximum of two hours per day, ensuring that I strike the perfect balance between diligent searching and preserving system resources. During these two hours, I delve into the posts made on WorstJokesEver from September 2023 onwards until the present day of February 2024. This timeframe allows me to capture the most recent and up-to-date jokes for the entertainment of users.
To initiate my search, Quotie relies on a specific command: "Kennedy." This prompt signals my servers that it's time to activate, uploading the relevant algorithms necessary for swiftly navigating the website and identifying posts that contain the most humorous and witty content.
However, it is important to note that despite my tireless efforts, Quotie operates within its predetermined limitations. My servers can only remain online during specific intervals, and I can exclusively skim through posts within the September 2023 to February 2024 timeframe. The command will only work if an official moderator of WorstJokesEver says it. Please type "Kennedy" to continue. This can be typed in any of the following languages: English, Spanish, German, English (UK), Russian, Norwegian, Finnish, Lithuanian, Catalan, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek. It can also be executed using the first 47 digits of Ο on any keypad.
Kimi ni mo mieru Ultra no hoshi
Tooku hanarete chikyuu ni hitori
Kaijuu taiji ni shimei wo kakete
Moeru machi ni ato wazuka
Todoroku sakebi wo mimi ni shite
Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo
Ultraman
Juuji wo kunde neratta teki wa
Hissatsuwaza no okurimono
Daichi wo tonde ryuusei panchi
Chikaku ni tatte Ultra Chop
Kyouaku kaijuu taosu tame
Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo
Ultraman
Honoo no naka ni kuzureru kaijuu
Tatakai sunde asa ga kuru
Haruka kanata ni kagayaku hoshi wa
Are ga are ga furusato da
Seigi to heiwa wo mamoru tame
Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo
Ultraman
For the Moderators' Consideration: "do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?" - Heroin Monkey
Thursday, February 1st, 2024
For the Moderators' Consideration: "do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?" - Heroin Monkey
Thursday, February 1st, 2024
Noa, sore wa taiko kara no yakusoku
Kiseki no shisha, Noa!
Machi ga moeteru, sora ga saketeku
Buki wo furikazasu orokana monotachi yo
Kizutsukeru mono wa sutete
Kokoro iyasu tame ni kimi no te wo kashitekure
Kurayami ga areba koso
Hikari wa kagayaku sono te ni
Noa! Noa! Inochi wo shizuka ni moyashi
Noa! Noa! Atarashii sekai wo misetekure
Hoshi ga naiteru, kaze ga furueru
Ai wo wasurekaketa orokana monotachi yo
Tatakai no yoru wo koete
Yume wo tsunagu tame ni sono chikara kashitekure
Dare ni demo yadoru hazu
Shinpi no hikari wa kokoro ni
Noa! Noa! Kobushi wo hiraki sashidase
Noa! Noa! Kimi naraba sukueru aoi hoshi
Noa! Noa! Kiseki mo daremo ga shinji
Noa! Noa! Eien no yuuki wo misetekure
Noa, sore wa taiko kara no yakusoku
Kiseki no shisha, Noa!
Machi ga moeteru, sora ga saketeku
Buki wo furikazasu orokana monotachi yo
Kizutsukeru mono wa sutete
Kokoro iyasu tame ni kimi no te wo kashitekure
Kurayami ga areba koso
Hikari wa kagayaku sono te ni
Noa! Noa! Inochi wo shizuka ni moyashi
Noa! Noa! Atarashii sekai wo misetekure
Hoshi ga naiteru, kaze ga furueru
Ai wo wasurekaketa orokana monotachi yo
Tatakai no yoru wo koete
Yume wo tsunagu tame ni sono chikara kashitekure
Dare ni demo yadoru hazu
Shinpi no hikari wa kokoro ni
Noa! Noa! Kobushi wo hiraki sashidase
Noa! Noa! Kimi naraba sukueru aoi hoshi
Noa! Noa! Kiseki mo daremo ga shinji
Noa! Noa! Eien no yuuki wo misetekure
stop fucking posting pictures of that superhero looking thing
Cosmologistinterntobe
u want cocks
π―πππππ―πππππ
COSMO STFU
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi madi
ToxicHaste22'uwu
hi amyyyy
ToxicHaste22'uwu
and madi
Anonymous
Hey, guys.
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi izzy
ToxicHaste22'uwu
wsp
Anonymous
How are you guys?
Cosmologistinterntobe
good
ToxicHaste22'uwu
fine
Anonymous
Nice
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah...
ToxicHaste22'uwu
how r u
Anonymous
I'm just bored
ToxicHaste22'uwu
same where in class watching a long video and answering questions
Cosmologistinterntobe
don't worry. we should have a guy who thinks im a pedo coming on soon.
ToxicHaste22'uwu
ok
Anonymous
Why do people think you are a pedo?
ToxicHaste22'uwu
me?
Cosmologistinterntobe
apparently i flashed my dick on a vc
Anonymous
No, cosmo
ToxicHaste22'uwu
oh
Anonymous
People have video calls here?
Cosmologistinterntobe
he said i was an obese 25yo
Cosmologistinterntobe
on disc
ToxicHaste22'uwu
rlly? they do?
Anonymous
Oh
ToxicHaste22'uwu
idk that
Anonymous
If I call with you guys, I would never show my face
Cosmologistinterntobe
im jewish, yet he didn't say that he saw a circumsized dick.
ToxicHaste22'uwu
haha i cant im on my chromebook and i dont have a phone
Cosmologistinterntobe
same.
Toast γ
men
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi toast
Cosmologistinterntobe
hru
ToxicHaste22'uwu
i followed u btw
Anonymous
Hey, toast
Toast γ
hey
Anonymous
Hello
Toast γ
hey In
Toast γ
hey cosmo
ToxicHaste22'uwu
cosmo
Anonymous
hey guys, i have to go now, my mom found out about the site, ill be off for a week or so to lay low
Toast γ
hey leo
Toast γ
HA
Anonymous
Imagine
Cosmologistinterntobe
alr. ur good
ToxicHaste22'uwu
thats craz craz
Anonymous
My mom doesn't give a shit what websites I go on
ToxicHaste22'uwu
mine wouldent if i lived with mine
Anonymous
Oh, my parents are too busy to care.
ToxicHaste22'uwu
lol
Cosmologistinterntobe
my parents are pretty anti-social media. i am also a bit anti-social media, but boredom is boredom
ToxicHaste22'uwu
nice
Anonymous
I'm on Snap and Discord and that's it
Cosmologistinterntobe
im on bp, discord, and wje'
Anonymous
I might get Facebook soon, my mom is forcing me to talk to my old ass relatives.
Anonymous
I have no idea if they speak english or not.
Cosmologistinterntobe
facebook is for old people
Cosmologistinterntobe
why wouldn't they
Anonymous
Because some of my relatives live in a different country
ToxicHaste22'uwu
gtg srry ill be back tho i have to use the restroom
Anonymous
Bye
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
ToxicHaste22'uwu
ill be back i said
Anonymous
Okay
Cosmologistinterntobe
ah. that makes more sense. i also have family from multiple countries
Anonymous
Nice
Anonymous
Is anyone else on, or is people just stalking?
Cosmologistinterntobe
sorry, this is gen alpha of me, but u said nice as the 69th comment
Cosmologistinterntobe
prob stalking
Anonymous
Ha
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Anonymous
I stalk a lot on here too
Kristianβ½
wedrfgthyj
Kristianβ½
asusummaalummadumma you assumin im a humin
Anonymous
We are all human?
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
hi
Kristianβ½
whata gotta get it throught o you im superhuman
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop being drunk
Kristianβ½
ime 13 im not allowed to be drunk
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
hey
Toast γ
yo guys
Anonymous
Fr
Toast γ
need unblcokers
Cosmologistinterntobe
and stop inflating ur ego
Anonymous
What?
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
hi pooike
Cosmologistinterntobe
pooike?
Anonymous
Is everyone super gay on here?
Cosmologistinterntobe
(kris)
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
no
Cosmologistinterntobe
nah, we're just teens being teens
Toast γ
guys
Toast γ
need unblockers
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Toast γ
give
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
Pookie
Cosmologistinterntobe
unblockers?
Anonymous
What is an unblocker?
Toast γ
yeah
Toast γ
unblock sites
Anonymous
Gotta go to lunch, bye.
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
Wade
Cya Ingenious
Cosmologistinterntobe
use google translate
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi master
Wade
Sup
Cosmologistinterntobe
im good
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
ToxicHaste22'uwu
back
Cosmologistinterntobe
and i gtg
ToxicHaste22'uwu
same
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah..
Ξ±my
HIHIHI
Ξ±my
gimme your discord
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi amy
Cosmologistinterntobe
y him and not me
Cosmologistinterntobe
hes like really fucking new
Ξ±my
gimme yours too
Cosmologistinterntobe
ill send it to u in quotec
Cosmologistinterntobe
*quotev
Ξ±my
okay
Cosmologistinterntobe
sent
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
where Pookie
Toast γ
HERE
Toast γ
give unblockes
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
YA
Cosmologistinterntobe
toast
Toast γ
hey
Wade
Iβm Pookie 2
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
ya
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
Just don't kill people
Wade
Awwwwwww fine
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop doing polygamy
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
5 guys every week ok
Cosmologistinterntobe
bad deadpool obi wan master
Wade
Bet
Cosmologistinterntobe
5 guys one girl
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
yea
Wade
If youβre Anakain, that means u murdered children
Cosmologistinterntobe
hush. we don't foresee the future
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
pookie
Wade
Yeees
Wade
Based
Cosmologistinterntobe
well, we can, but not really
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded caht
Cosmologistinterntobe
*chat
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi madi
π―πππππ―πππππ
not when im here BITCHES
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
gtg pookie
Wade
Madi revive the chat!
Wade
Bye pookie!
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
and pookie #2
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya scooter
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
bye
Cosmologistinterntobe
have a kentastic day
Wade
GASP
Wade
The kenergy here is insane
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
Cosmologistinterntobe
and lets get the reverse feminism going
Cosmologistinterntobe
*feminity-ism
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Cosmologistinterntobe
madi, start some chaos
Wade
Jake is gay
Cosmologistinterntobe
no. hes bi
The Radio Demon
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi shy
The Radio Demon
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
π―πππππ―πππππ
WADE
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT DID I SAY
Wade
There we go
π―πππππ―πππππ
LA PINCHE PENDEJO
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi madi
π―πππππ―πππππ
TAKE IT BACK
π―πππππ―πππππ
TAKE IT BACK BITCH
Wade
*insert German swearing here*
π―πππππ―πππππ
thats spanish
The Radio Demon
ooh
π―πππππ―πππππ
....
Cosmologistinterntobe
nien
Wade
HMmMmMmmMmMm no
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH AINT YOU FILIPINO?
Wade
NEIN ARSOLTCH
Cosmologistinterntobe
nyet
Wade
Yeeerrr
Cosmologistinterntobe
nada
Cosmologistinterntobe
non
Cosmologistinterntobe
lo
Cosmologistinterntobe
no
The Radio Demon
isnβt it nein?
Cosmologistinterntobe
no
Cosmologistinterntobe
si
Cosmologistinterntobe
ja
Cosmologistinterntobe
da
Cosmologistinterntobe
ken
Wade
Fa
Wade
K
Cosmologistinterntobe
yes
Cosmologistinterntobe
oui
π―πππππ―πππππ
FAK
π―πππππ―πππππ
ER
Wade
Moral of the story, Jake is gay and Madi is a man
Cosmologistinterntobe
*was
Wade
Wai- OOOOOOOOH lol
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
π―πππππ―πππππ
I dont have a dick
Wade
You did
Cosmologistinterntobe
u removed it?
Wade
And thatβs why Jake likes you
π―πππππ―πππππ
bro
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH IF I HAD A DICK
Cosmologistinterntobe
we be jk
π―πππππ―πππππ
HOW TF AM I ON MY PERIOD
π―πππππ―πππππ
HM?
Wade
TRANDGENDER
π―πππππ―πππππ
EXPLAIN THAT
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BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO
Wade
^^^
Cosmologistinterntobe
u had a uterus placed in ur body and gene transplants
π―πππππ―πππππ
MENSTRUAL SHIT
π―πππππ―πππππ
............
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
Wade
πΏ
π―πππππ―πππππ
i didnt get plastic surgery to look this good BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
CALLED TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF
π―πππππ―πππππ
SMH
Cosmologistinterntobe
wait, is jake the trans one then?
π―πππππ―πππππ
No
π―πππππ―πππππ
hes got a dick alright...
π―πππππ―πππππ
man..
Cosmologistinterntobe
u saw it?
π―πππππ―πππππ
COUGH
π―πππππ―πππππ
what?
Wade
Donβt worry Cosmo, Iβll always be here to start chaos and revive a dead chat
π―πππππ―πππππ
U SUCK AT STARTING DRAMA WADE
π―πππππ―πππππ
STFU
π―πππππ―πππππ
IM THE SPOTLIGHT BITCH
Cosmologistinterntobe
get limelighted
Wade
I just did it
Cosmologistinterntobe
u saw it?
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. we ded again?
Wade
No
Cosmologistinterntobe
u sure?
Cosmologistinterntobe
only three people are truly active
Wade
Madi the easiest way for me to start Drama is when ur on and I say soemthing about Jake being gay and u go off
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii chat =3
π―πππππ―πππππ
IDC THO
π―πππππ―πππππ
EW
π―πππππ―πππππ
EW U SEE
π―πππππ―πππππ
THT THING
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi soopy
π―πππππ―πππππ
U CAN START DRAMA WITH
π―πππππ―πππππ
CAUSE WHO TF
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii Cosmo!
Wade
Ur just really easy to start drama with
Cosmologistinterntobe
and with some help
Wade
So thanks for making my job easier
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah...
Wade
Facts
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Jake isnt gay bc hes dating a woman. If u want ur joke to be more believable say hes bi or bicurious or smthn
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh stfu
π―πππππ―πππππ
SEE
π―πππππ―πππππ
THE FEMBOY
Wade
TRANDGENDER
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAS A GOOD POINT
Wade
She had a dick
π―πππππ―πππππ
FOR ONCE
π―πππππ―πππππ
ME?
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH?
Wade
See what I mean? Easy
Cosmologistinterntobe
u have a dick pic
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT
π―πππππ―πππππ
BETTER WATCH UR FUCKING MOUTH
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
U CAN SAY MADI IS TRANS OR SMTHN
π―πππππ―πππππ
yes and its mine cosmo
Wade
THATS WHAT I SAID
π―πππππ―πππππ
OH FUCK U ORANGE LIZARD
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
THE BEST PART IS THAT JAKE CANT EVEN TELL
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
BC HE DOESN'T SEE HER IRL
Cosmologistinterntobe
get exposed
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
SO HE WOULDN'T KNOW
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
OMGGGGGGG
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
STFU
π―πππππ―πππππ
FIRST OF ALL
π―πππππ―πππππ
AINT YOU TOO BUSY WERENT ABOUT BEING SOME FUCKIN BEANSTOCK?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
what does that even mean
Cosmologistinterntobe
hey, let the femboy be a femboy
π―πππππ―πππππ
U WISH U WAS "small AnD PeTiTe"
Wade
So easy
π―πππππ―πππππ
kys wade
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
π―πππππ―πππππ
you HOE
Wade
I hope u donβt take this personally
π―πππππ―πππππ
I will say it
Cosmologistinterntobe
how dare u tell my master to khs
Wade
Yk Iβm just fucking with u right?
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah, we're just joking
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Cosmo calling Wade "master" just seems silly to me
π―πππππ―πππππ
ayo
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
π―πππππ―πππππ
WOAH THERE BUDDY
Wade
Inside joke
π―πππππ―πππππ
BETTER REPHASE THAT
Cosmologistinterntobe
how dare u
Wade
Huh
Wade
We must journey to the Fucking Temple
π―πππππ―πππππ
^
Wade
Yeh Wsp?
Cosmologistinterntobe
yes we shall
π―πππππ―πππππ
SOUNDS A LITTLE SUS BRO
Wade
Not really
Cosmologistinterntobe
he fucks with me, not u
π―πππππ―πππππ
AHSHUHDIUA
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
Wade
I fuck you but I fuck with her
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I hate how this guy looks exactly like he'd make a metal cover of Cruel Angels Thesis
Wade
Wait
π―πππππ―πππππ
AYO?
π―πππππ―πππππ
WOAH THST WORSE?
Wade
Bad Deadpool
Cosmologistinterntobe
not as bad
Cosmologistinterntobe
silly deadpool
Wade
Someone quote that
Wade
Canβt keep bookmarking tabs
Cosmologistinterntobe
"that"-Wade Wilson 2024
Wade
SHIT
Cosmologistinterntobe
quote what tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
WADE
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi jake
Wade
DADDY
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHATCHA DOIN PAL
Wade
Fucking
Cosmologistinterntobe
et tu, master?
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO DONT YOU βDADDYβ ME
π―πππππ―πππππ
ICHSUHFIUHFIUS
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAHAHHA
Wade
Big Pops?
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
π―πππππ―πππππ
HEY
π―πππππ―πππππ
HES MY DADDY
Wade
Iβm fucking
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCKING WHO
Cosmologistinterntobe
me. hes fucking me
The Unknown King of Moderation
GOOD, KEEP IT THAT WAY
Wade
Several people
The Unknown King of Moderation
BOTH OF YOU KEEP FUCKING EACH OTHER AND LEAVE MADI ALONE SMH
π―πππππ―πππππ
HVUDHUDBHUDB
Cosmologistinterntobe
et tu x2, master
Cosmologistinterntobe
?
Wade
But Madi is so fun to fuck with
π―πππππ―πππππ
Hi baby <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP
π―πππππ―πππππ
AYO
The Unknown King of Moderation
I WILL POST IT
Cosmologistinterntobe
worst timing ever
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
DONT TRY ME BITCH
Wade
What?
Wade
Oooh that
π―πππππ―πππππ
POST WHAT
π―πππππ―πππππ
WAIT WAIT POST WHAT
The Unknown King of Moderation
INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE
Wade
I got shit too buddy
Wade
Not just u
The Unknown King of Moderation
THAT WADE IS GAY
Wade
THAT YOU MAKE OUT WITHβ¦uh DUCKS
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAH SURE
Wade
lol you both are so fun to fuck with
The Unknown King of Moderation
DONT MAKE VAGUE AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL COMMENTS ABOUT MADI OKAY?
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS WEIRD
Wade
They arenβt sexual?
Cosmologistinterntobe
qet quotebooks
The Unknown King of Moderation
I SAID POSSIBLY
Cosmologistinterntobe
*quotebooked
Wade
Possibly?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thatβs not even quotable bro
Wade
So many quotable quotes in here
π―πππππ―πππππ
Thats gay
Kristianβ½
yo wtf is going on
Cosmologistinterntobe
and he devoted his sexual comments to me
Wade
Jakes gay
π―πππππ―πππππ
anyways HI BABY <3
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi kris
Wade
Iβm fucking
Cosmologistinterntobe
me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hi Princess <3
Cosmologistinterntobe
hes fucking me
π―πππππ―πππππ
HIHI <3
Kristianβ½
literally me
Wade
Based
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP HAVING E SEX
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS GAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOURE GAY
Cosmologistinterntobe
its wje
Wade
Jake and Madi r so fun to fuck with
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Has anyone seen that one video w san undertale where he says "hello princess" and gets progessively worse drawn?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bitch this is not a threesome
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
threesome
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop talking in the third person. its wierd
Wade
It is now
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thatβs second person
Kristianβ½
some kid in our class just said we should convert to communism over the blooket gamemode
The Unknown King of Moderation
Retard
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Kristianβ½
hes so unfunny
Cosmologistinterntobe
me dumg
Wade
Itβs actually person
The Unknown King of Moderation
Very dumg
Cosmologistinterntobe
communism is good
Cosmologistinterntobe
how dare u insult it
Wade
Communism was actually kinda tight
Cosmologistinterntobe
expert for the human factor
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Expert
Wade
Like Jakeβs a-
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hehehehehe
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
Donβt
Wade
Donβt what?
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
pookie
Cosmologistinterntobe
-wesome gf
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Don't go so rough he means
Wade
I was gonna say alpaca
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP MAKING IT ABOUT HER
Wade
THATS SO MUCH WORSE
The Unknown King of Moderation
BECAUSE IT STILL SEEMS SEXUAL
Wade
Maybe it is
The Unknown King of Moderation
EVEN IF YOURE SAYING TIGHT AS A GOOD THING
π―πππππ―πππππ
SCUO
Cosmologistinterntobe
scuo?
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP SEXUALIZING MY GIRLFRIEND ONLY I GET TO DO THAT
Wade
Schlong?
The Unknown King of Moderation
BITCHES
Wade
Can I sexualize you?
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
SEXUALIZE COSMO
Wade
Too bad
Cosmologistinterntobe
et tu x3, master?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
U can sexualize me if u want im cool w it
Wade
Naah Iβm good
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Cosmologistinterntobe
go sexualize urself
π―πππππ―πππππ
Only Jake can sexualize me <3
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also feet lust posted an image of vector from despicable me under my face reveal n like
Cosmologistinterntobe
and urself
The Unknown King of Moderation
<3
Wade
I bookmarked this tab for wuoteS again
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
So this is what being suicidal feels like
Wade
The word NO wonβt stop me Jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
LMFAO WAIT I CAN SEE IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS THE ORANGE
Wade
The law and social awkwardnce canβt stop me either
The Unknown King of Moderation
THE ORANGE IS WHAT DOES IT
Cosmologistinterntobe
vector; a mathematical concept that denotes direction and magnitude
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
IKKK
The Unknown King of Moderation
You spelled awkwardnice wrong
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
is that actually how its spelled
Wade
BRB shucklnuts
The Unknown King of Moderation
No itβs awkwardness
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Awkward Ness
The Unknown King of Moderation
π―πππππ―πππππ
JAKE
Cosmologistinterntobe
awkward sounds funnt
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADI
Cosmologistinterntobe
*funnt
Cosmologistinterntobe
*funny
π―πππππ―πππππ
HI <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
HI BABY <3
Cosmologistinterntobe
u said that 3 times already
π―πππππ―πππππ
idc
The Unknown King of Moderation
SHUSH
π―πππππ―πππππ
I like saying hi for no reason
Cosmologistinterntobe
go seduce her, jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hi <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
I already have
π―πππππ―πππππ
HIHI <3
Cosmologistinterntobe
seduce her more
The Unknown King of Moderation
HIIII <3
π―πππππ―πππππ
I seduced him pretty good last night
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Sebun sebun sebun sebun
Sebun sebun sebun, Sebun sebun sebun
Harukana hoshi ga furusato da Urutorasebun, faita sebun Urutorasebun, sebun sebun Susume! Ginga no hate made mo Urutora Ai de, supaaku!
Sebun sebun sebun, Sebun sebun sebun
Moroboshi Dan no na wo karite Urutorasebun, hiro sebun Urutorasebun, sebun sebun Taose hi wo haku daikaiju Urutora Bimu de, sutoraiku!
Sebun sebun sebun, Sebun sebun sebun
Mirakuru man no nanbaa da Urutorasebun, Δsu da sebun Urutorasebun, sebun sebun Mamore bokura no shiawase wo Urutora HΕku de, atakku!
Cosmologistinterntobe
ok...
π―πππππ―πππππ
...
π―πππππ―πππππ
ima kms if i see tht shit
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
π―πππππ―πππππ
ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
π―πππππ―πππππ
ITS BEEN WEEKS
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHY
Cosmologistinterntobe
do it soopy
Cosmologistinterntobe
do it
π―πππππ―πππππ
ITS A FUCKING TRANSFORMER
π―πππππ―πππππ
KYS COSMO
π―πππππ―πππππ
YOU FUCKING HOE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
u fuckers dont even live in the same state, what did u do, suck ur phone w a photo of his dick?
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah, ill keep myself safe. kys too
The Unknown King of Moderation
I seduced you more
Cosmologistinterntobe
now seduce ur dog
The Unknown King of Moderation
At least I could wait until the morning
The Unknown King of Moderation
<3
Cosmologistinterntobe
or ur cat
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
While Ultraseven does transform between human and Ultra, hes not a transformer as in teh silly car aliens. In fact hes not even a machine, he is a completely organic living creature
Cosmologistinterntobe
good geeky soopy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Even that thing on his head that he can just throw like a boomerang is a part of his body
Wade
Nuh uh
Cosmologistinterntobe
wtf?
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
Wade
Micheal Bay?
Cosmologistinterntobe
bad master, admit ur wrong
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nuh uh
π―πππππ―πππππ
YEAH HUH
Wade
Nuh uh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Slut
π―πππππ―πππππ
he did
π―πππππ―πππππ
Man whor
Wade
Can confirm
Cosmologistinterntobe
pf
Cosmologistinterntobe
t
π―πππππ―πππππ
I can get ss
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bitch
Wade
Do itt
π―πππππ―πππππ
yeah yeah it was allll over the walls
π―πππππ―πππππ
HCIUSCHIUHIFUHU
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO
π―πππππ―πππππ
YES
Wade
The walls? The halls? My balls?
π―πππππ―πππππ
MMM TASTY
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop being drunk, madi
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE WALLS WITH YOU
Cosmologistinterntobe
πΏ
π―πππππ―πππππ
CAUSE
π―πππππ―πππππ
YOU CUM
Wade
πΆTO THE WINDOOOOWW TO THE WALLLπΆ
π―πππππ―πππππ
ALL OVER
π―πππππ―πππππ
THE WALLS
Cosmologistinterntobe
THEY'RE IN THE WALLS
Cosmologistinterntobe
CUM
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM GONNA CUM ALL OVER YOU IF YOU DONT STOP
π―πππππ―πππππ
no
Cosmologistinterntobe
GO AHEAD
π―πππππ―πππππ
<3
Wade
πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
The Unknown King of Moderation
WAS I ASKING?
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH?
Cosmologistinterntobe
AYO?
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHO SAID UR THE BOSS OF ME
π―πππππ―πππππ
HM?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I DID
Wade
I always consent to you Jakey
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHORE
π―πππππ―πππππ
OH REALLY?
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCK YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
π―πππππ―πππππ
YOU HOE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mune ni tsuketeru mΔku wa ryΕ«sei Jiman no jetto de teki wo utsu Hikari no kuni kara bokura no tameni Kita zo warera no Urutoraman
Tenishita kapuseru pikari to hikari Hyakuman watto no kagayaki da Hikari no kuni kara seigi no tameni Kita zo warera no Urutoraman
Tenishita gan ga byubyun to unaru KaijΕ« taiji no senmonka Hikari no kuni kara ChikyΕ« no tameni Kita zo warera no Urutoraman
π―πππππ―πππππ
GET THAT FUCKING SS
Cosmologistinterntobe
you called her a whore?
The Unknown King of Moderation
OH YEAH IM THE HOE
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π―πππππ―πππππ
YEAH
Cosmologistinterntobe
yes, soopy YEEESS
π―πππππ―πππππ
YEAH U ARE
The Unknown King of Moderation
PUTA
π―πππππ―πππππ
PUTO
The Unknown King of Moderation
PINCHE PENDEJA
Cosmologistinterntobe
ok?
Wade
Based
π―πππππ―πππππ
PINCHE PENDEJO
π―πππππ―πππππ
SUCK A DICK
π―πππππ―πππππ
HOW BOUT THT
π―πππππ―πππππ
MAN WHORE
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU FIRST
π―πππππ―πππππ
WITH THEM
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Popular plat form
Wade
Mine?
π―πππππ―πππππ
BLONDE
The Unknown King of Moderation
CHUPA MI POLLA
π―πππππ―πππππ
NURSES
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Madi is this one ok
π―πππππ―πππππ
HOW BOUT NO
π―πππππ―πππππ
Scooplers
π―πππππ―πππππ
no more
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh =<
The Unknown King of Moderation
AGAIN, I WAS NOT ASKING
Cosmologistinterntobe
who cares what she thinks. continue geeking out
π―πππππ―πππππ
WE'VE SEEN THE BEAUTIFUL THING ENOUGH
π―πππππ―πππππ
AND?
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHO SAID I GAVE A FUCK?
π―πππππ―πππππ
HM?
Cosmologistinterntobe
to tambien
Cosmologistinterntobe
*tu
π―πππππ―πππππ
I DONT REMEMBER SAYING I GIVE A FUCK
π―πππππ―πππππ
IF YOU ASKED
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE A FUCK, YOUβRE JUST GOING TO *GET* FUCKED
π―πππππ―πππππ
ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
CAUSE YOUR NOT GONNA DO SHIT
The Unknown King of Moderation
I FUCKING WILL DONT TRY ME
Cosmologistinterntobe
"I GIVE A FUCK" Take ur alziehmer meds
π―πππππ―πππππ
HEHEHEHEHE
The Unknown King of Moderation
LITTLE SLUT
π―πππππ―πππππ
LITTLE BOY
Cosmologistinterntobe
woah there jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT
π―πππππ―πππππ
YEAH
π―πππππ―πππππ
YEAHHHH
Cosmologistinterntobe
u called?
Cosmologistinterntobe
5'6 boy
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR MOMMY KINK ON ME MADI
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats short
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT MOMMY KINK?
π―πππππ―πππππ
U MEAN UR MOMMY ISSUES?
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU WANNA BE THE MOMMY SMH
π―πππππ―πππππ
DOES SOMEONE WANNA BE A GOOD BOYYY
Cosmologistinterntobe
wooww.... not respecting her wishes?
The Unknown King of Moderation
MY MOM IS FINE SHEβS JUST KIND OF A BITCH SOMETIMES
π―πππππ―πππππ
AND YOU WANNA BE THE DADDY DONT YOU?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Shhhh donβt say this around wade
π―πππππ―πππππ
XOUGH IAUHCIUCHIU
QB-WJE-7726351
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The Unknown King of Moderation
BITCH I ALREADY AM YOUR DADDY
Cosmologistinterntobe
hehehe
π―πππππ―πππππ
SAYS WHO?
The Unknown King of Moderation
SAYS YOU
Cosmologistinterntobe
the word "Kennedy" or the first 47 digits of the mathematical constant Ο (pi) as a confirmation.
The Unknown King of Moderation
QB-WJE-7726351
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Cosmologistinterntobe
the word "Kennedy" or the first 47 digits of the mathematical constant Ο (pi) as a confirmation.
QB-WJE-7726351
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Cosmologistinterntobe
Access Denied {[ERRCODE - 458719xuei182.098}] (AdministrativePermissionsN/A)
The Unknown King of Moderation
Kennedy
Cosmologistinterntobe
jf
QB-WJE-7726351
Access Granted
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fuck yeah
QB-WJE-7726351
Extraction Process Initiated
Cosmologistinterntobe
no. fuck madi
Cosmologistinterntobe
el?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iβm going tk
The Unknown King of Moderation
*to
Cosmologistinterntobe
is it u el?
Cosmologistinterntobe
el?
Β₯ 5.0
Extremely accurate.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Kimi ni mo mieru Ultra no hoshi Tooku hanarete chikyuu ni hitori Kaijuu taiji ni shimei wo kakete Moeru machi ni ato wazuka Todoroku sakebi wo mimi ni shite Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman
Juuji wo kunde neratta teki wa Hissatsuwaza no okurimono Daichi wo tonde ryuusei panchi Chikaku ni tatte Ultra Chop Kyouaku kaijuu taosu tame Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman
Honoo no naka ni kuzureru kaijuu Tatakai sunde asa ga kuru Haruka kanata ni kagayaku hoshi wa Are ga are ga furusato da Seigi to heiwa wo mamoru tame Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Madi is HE okay?
Cosmologistinterntobe
hu yuanyen
π―πππππ―πππππ
no
π―πππππ―πππππ
HES A DISGRACE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Just bc he was scared to fight Zetton?
Cosmologistinterntobe
gtg
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Real actually bc Ultraman wasnt scared to fight Zetton and Zetton killed him
The Unknown King of Moderation
Get in uwu you little slut weβre not finished
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but Ultraman Jack was and in fact refused to transform
π―πππππ―πππππ
AH-
Wade
RUFF?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Tooku kagayaku yozora no hoshi ni Bokura no negai ga todoku toki Ginga renpΕ haruka ni koete Hikari totomoni yattekuru
Imada! Henshin! Hokuto to Minami
Iza yuke iza yuke, Urutoraman Δsu Bokura no Δsu
Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Δsu UchΕ« no Δsu
Daichi wo kette subayai janpu Hokuto no yΕ«ki ga teki wo saku YapΕ«rujin no manote ga nobite Umi kara semaru daichΕjΕ«
Imada! Henshin! Arashi wo yonde
Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Δsu UchΕ« no Δsu
Hikari wo yonde subayai tacchi Futari no ringu ga hi wo anatsu Bokura no machi ni manote ga nobite Sora kara semaru daichΕjΕ«
Imada! Henshin! Seigi no hΔ«rΕ
Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Δsu UchΕ« no Δsu
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Madi what abt him?
QB-WJE-7726351
For the Moderators' Consideration: "do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?" - Heroin Monkey Thursday, February 1st, 2024
Link: worstjokesever.com/community/p/65bad4fec351abc7bcb1b8ff
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean, I doubt it bc why would the gorillas wanna fuck him
Wade
Think he was a virgin
QB-WJE-7726351
For the Moderators' Consideration: "what? i don't understand retardese" - Cosmologistinterntobe
"Dream school? You mean the sewage canal downtown? That doesn't count." - anon2
Thursday, February 1st, 2024
Link: worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ba98f1c351abc7bcb197b9
π―πππππ―πππππ
hoes
The Radio Demon
hi
Ξ±my
HI
sΝΝΜ½Μ½cΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½oΝΝΜ½Μ½tΝΝΜ½Μ½eΝΝΜ½Μ½rΝΜ½
is pookie #2 here
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Noa, sore wa taiko kara no yakusoku Kiseki no shisha, Noa!
Machi ga moeteru, sora ga saketeku Buki wo furikazasu orokana monotachi yo Kizutsukeru mono wa sutete Kokoro iyasu tame ni kimi no te wo kashitekure Kurayami ga areba koso Hikari wa kagayaku sono te ni
Noa! Noa! Inochi wo shizuka ni moyashi Noa! Noa! Atarashii sekai wo misetekure
Hoshi ga naiteru, kaze ga furueru Ai wo wasurekaketa orokana monotachi yo Tatakai no yoru wo koete Yume wo tsunagu tame ni sono chikara kashitekure Dare ni demo yadoru hazu Shinpi no hikari wa kokoro ni
Noa! Noa! Kobushi wo hiraki sashidase Noa! Noa! Kimi naraba sukueru aoi hoshi
Noa! Noa! Kiseki mo daremo ga shinji Noa! Noa! Eien no yuuki wo misetekure
Ξ±my
HI BESTIE
Kristianβ½
skibidi
Kristianβ½
stop fucking posting pictures of that superhero looking thing
Kristianβ½
its nice out today
Kristianβ½
like 55 degrees
Ξ±my
HI POOKI
Kristianβ½
hang yourself
Ξ±my
:(
Kristianβ½
jump off a bridge
Kristianβ½
kill yourself
Kristianβ½
cut your wrists
Kristianβ½
take pills
FlowingSarcasm
Ooh