Want?

u want cocks

COSMO STFU

hi madi

hi amyyyy

and madi

Hey, guys.

hi izzy

wsp

How are you guys?

good

*to

is it u el?

el?

Extremely accurate.

Kimi ni mo mieru Ultra no hoshi Tooku hanarete chikyuu ni hitori Kaijuu taiji ni shimei wo kakete Moeru machi ni ato wazuka Todoroku sakebi wo mimi ni shite Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman

Juuji wo kunde neratta teki wa Hissatsuwaza no okurimono Daichi wo tonde ryuusei panchi Chikaku ni tatte Ultra Chop Kyouaku kaijuu taosu tame Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman

Honoo no naka ni kuzureru kaijuu Tatakai sunde asa ga kuru Haruka kanata ni kagayaku hoshi wa Are ga are ga furusato da Seigi to heiwa wo mamoru tame Kaette kita zo kaette kita zo Ultraman

Madi is HE okay?

hu yuanyen

no

HES A DISGRACE

Just bc he was scared to fight Zetton?

gtg

Real actually bc Ultraman wasnt scared to fight Zetton and Zetton killed him

Get in uwu you little slut we’re not finished

but Ultraman Jack was and in fact refused to transform

AH-

RUFF?

Tooku kagayaku yozora no hoshi ni Bokura no negai ga todoku toki Ginga renpō haruka ni koete Hikari totomoni yattekuru

Imada! Henshin! Hokuto to Minami

Iza yuke iza yuke, Urutoraman Ēsu Bokura no Ēsu

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Daichi wo kette subayai janpu Hokuto no yūki ga teki wo saku Yapūrujin no manote ga nobite Umi kara semaru daichōjū

Imada! Henshin! Arashi wo yonde

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Hikari wo yonde subayai tacchi Futari no ringu ga hi wo anatsu Bokura no machi ni manote ga nobite Sora kara semaru daichōjū

Imada! Henshin! Seigi no hīrō

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Madi what abt him?

For the Moderators' Consideration: "do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?" - Heroin Monkey Thursday, February 1st, 2024

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I mean, I doubt it bc why would the gorillas wanna fuck him

Think he was a virgin

For the Moderators' Consideration: "what? i don't understand retardese" - Cosmologistinterntobe

"Dream school? You mean the sewage canal downtown? That doesn't count." - anon2

Thursday, February 1st, 2024

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hoes

hi

HI

is pookie #2 here

Noa, sore wa taiko kara no yakusoku Kiseki no shisha, Noa!

Machi ga moeteru, sora ga saketeku Buki wo furikazasu orokana monotachi yo Kizutsukeru mono wa sutete Kokoro iyasu tame ni kimi no te wo kashitekure Kurayami ga areba koso Hikari wa kagayaku sono te ni

Noa! Noa! Inochi wo shizuka ni moyashi Noa! Noa! Atarashii sekai wo misetekure

Hoshi ga naiteru, kaze ga furueru Ai wo wasurekaketa orokana monotachi yo Tatakai no yoru wo koete Yume wo tsunagu tame ni sono chikara kashitekure Dare ni demo yadoru hazu Shinpi no hikari wa kokoro ni

Noa! Noa! Kobushi wo hiraki sashidase Noa! Noa! Kimi naraba sukueru aoi hoshi

Noa! Noa! Kiseki mo daremo ga shinji Noa! Noa! Eien no yuuki wo misetekure

HI BESTIE

skibidi

stop fucking posting pictures of that superhero looking thing

its nice out today

like 55 degrees

HI POOKI

hang yourself

:(

jump off a bridge

kill yourself

cut your wrists

take pills

Ooh