Stop Being Dead

hmm

hello Amy

hi

MALALAlALLAAL

NALLLLLL

Hey Mal

TOOOOOOOOOOOOAST

hey toast

how are you?

im good hbu

same

just killing time now

real

hi toast

i feel like theres only 2 people on right now

is this chat dead

fr

who else is on here

me

anyone else

www.youtube.com/shorts/TTzzcjDyG3E

me

ded chat

hey

how are you?

oh amys on

hi amy

HI MONKEY

at this random sushi bar

in florida

have you seen a florida man

hey amy

Nice

not yet :(

hate sushi

HI GORGEOUS

the dick of america

HEYY

ive been to florida once

look up florida man followed by your birthday

i’ll show you my food once it comes

cums?

mine is extremely cursed

sushi is so yuck

sushis good

i dont get how anyone could like it

cuz like

Hey Flappy

its FISH

and its SEAWEED

fish is good

and both of those things are DISGUSTING

mine is florida man sits on gun shoots himself through penis

what should i order guys

ag is so ugly as hell

stop

ag as eric cartman

we needa stop w the face revs

my florida man

esp if its not your face

j stop its not funny

fr

like actually stop

it's not funny

stop posting photos of ag

help

wait i just found ag on youtube yesterday

stop

yeah you posted that earlier

it wasnt funny then nd its not funny now

just stop

get some actually funny stuff to make jokes about ffs

im getting tired of the ag jokes

theyre old af

fuck ag

i hope he died in hell

fuck you, youre not being any better

thats not ag

i do have a photo of nikocado avocado kissing a dud tho

ik hes tryna be funny nd hes comparing them

making a dumbass fat joke

bald caseoh

cursed image

oh

🤢🤮

whats that

a drink

water

yeah

but the cup is pretty

it is

i have juice

guess what we’re ordering

what

water is the best drink

nuh uh

facts bruv

shrimp tempura roll, shrimp dumplings, california roll, pad thai

it has no calories no flavor and no scent

but dr pepper is better

chicken satay, crab fried rice

im allergic to shrimp

NOOOO

I PLANNED OUT OUR WEDDING AND THERE WAS SHRIMP 🥲🥲🥲

whose wedding

ME ANS MAL

YOU CAN HAVE SHRIMP

I J WONT EAT IT

youre getting married

BUT WHEN YOU KISS ME

J DONT EAT ANY BEFORE

she is marrying a woman

freaking lesbian

so

whats wrong with being lesbian

freaking learn when smths a joke smh

only girls are lesbian

it’s a joke

but boys being lesbian are goated asf

numbnuts

woah no way thats wild

😱😱🤯🤯

mind blown

i will kms

fuckin einstein here

*dying*

please do

i identify as kilometer per second because i want to km/s

actually im alive

no

somebody just heal me

thats actually crazy

ikr

help my moms reading pinkalicious to my sister

whats pinkalicious

look it up

OMG

I LOVE PINKALOIEUOS

I LOVED HER BOOKS

its a book

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

this

and i heard its on pbs kids

omfg that is insane

einstein out here again

but i do not watch pbs kids

you might notice a random photo of john cena

lmao bruv

john cena can beat the rock

i have an extension that turns 1% of all images to john cena

wanna see a goofy picture i took of my friend

yea

sure

lmaoo

face reveal

…no?

whys there a guy lying down in the background

it’s a plane

she kinda look like baljeet

9/11

like baljeets sister

real

shut up

i’m going to hijack it on the way there

nice

ye

my moms reading a frozen book to my sister

blud just summon osama

i’m so hungry

💀

nd elsa threw a snowball at anna

next time don’t leave it in the freezer smh

nd anna "sqeauled in delight"

based elsa i would too 🗿

lmao

i’ll make her scream in delight 😏

squealing in delight after being hit w a snowball is wild

based

sigma

dead chat

ew not talyor shit

fuck the swifties

and fuck taylor

taylor should kill herself

is anyone but you still on

bye bye

and dont forget guys

ag is a fatass weeb

ag as an anime character

stop

dude youre not funny

fr

dead

gegagedigedagegago

ded chat

i think amy left

fr

nice

ded

MAOOAAOL

greetings!

HI TOOOOOOOOOAST

MALALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HOW ARE YOU????\\

lovely

mwrh

meth

IM GOOD HBU

ded

hi

hey

math with meth is the best kind of meth math

how are you?

good hbu

hi

good i guess

that’s obviously not the source of the craziness… at least it’s better than what i watch at 2AM

whyd u get a new acc

FLAPPY

SHY

because i was bored and why not? (my other acc was ehh… special)

yes?

HELLO

hey goats

CHECK JWU

UWU

toats

toast

*

whom?

hey flappy

if flappy had used one more comment to correct the writing (are u a girl or boy or what?) he/she would have broken my record for correction

idk if i used most comments for that tho

tost

shyyyyyyyyyy

tost

tast

test

toust

teast

checkkkkkkkkkk

tist

tuest

uwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

tiest

tewust

tewuest

toast

there i beat the correction record

heroin\

what

yes

CHECK UWU

dam 🦫 it

i diiiiiiiiiiiiid

goodbye i gtg do duolingo before duo comes and fucks me up at 3:27 AM

or fucks me, both are bad

haha that reminds me of a quote

ima girl

bye \\

that was the best thai food ever

youre back

ded chat

oh

wsg fellow citizens

what the hell?

ok good to know

yay

yay

ded chat

fr

nahhh dat's golden

hi

dead