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    • You have a face that makes onions cry.

    There’s somebody out there for everybody. For you, it’s a psychiatrist.

    You’re more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

    Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.

    You're so fat even dora couldnt explore you

    BIG BOI YOUR BACKKKK

    aint no one talkin to u bitch ass big boi

    I don’t want to be mean, but babe, my hair straightener is hotter than you are.

    You're so old that you fart dust and pee rust

    You remind me of a cloud; when you disappear, my day gets that much brighter.

    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

    big boii actually fuck off ur litteraly a piece of shart mixed with the iq of a mole

    Sorry MarvelBoy87 but were gonna have to put you down

    You have an extremely kind face, the kind you throw bricks at

    Bye bye Marvel Boi may you rest in peace

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    If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents

    You are even more useless than the ‘ueue’ in queue.

    stfu people

    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

    Comment deleted by emo

    Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's a job for your parents.

    The roses have gone, the flowers are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

    his father left to get the milk so hes taking it out on his crush

    Roses are red, violets are violet, my life is better, without you inside it.

    When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?

    I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

    Comment deleted by Sunny

    Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you will find a brain back there.

    JASMIN IS THAT YOU

    Guys MarvelBoy is a 40 year old male pedo

    WAIT JASMIN FROM SCHOOL

    Your nose built like a Tonka Truck

    the school we go too..

    gurl IM MADDIE

    WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME

    WE LITTERALLY HAVE A CLASS TOGTHER

    A glowstick has a brighter future than you. Lasts longer, too.

    bengali girl who asked u stfu ur not cute ur not funny

    No i don't think we have any classes togther

    we have multiple gurly pops

    @BartMarvelidkboy 87 knock knock

    jasmin how do you not remember me?

    um...i don't know u i have a friend name maddie but i don't think she would be on here

    Sunny is the one that lives in your walls and watches you sleep

    no im Kate Maddie

    maddie's my middle name

    WDYM YOU DONT KNOW ME

    I LITEERLAY LIVE WITH YOU

    Comment deleted by MarvelBoy87

    jasmine ur paintings so prettuy did u make them

    wait this isnt jasmin i love toes is it

    GURL HOW COULD YOU PLAY ME LIKE THAT

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND

    DUDE I DONT KNOW YOU

    die big boiiii i got my own friends that arent my moomy

    THEN WHY DID YOU LEAD ME ON

    YES YOU DID YOU MADE ME THINK I KNEW YOU

    You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi"

    You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway.

    THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK I DID

    You're so fat that your favourite necklace is the food chain.

    YOU LITTERALLY ASKED WHAT SCHOOL I GO TO

    AND MY CLASSES

    AND WHERE I LIVED

    You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

    IM OBVI NOT HER

    I WAS ASKING WHAT STATE NOT WHERE YOU LIVE

    big boi stfu u live in nyc and ur a virgo

    THATS WHERE I LIVE

    I TAKE UP THE WHOLE STATE

    YOURE A FAT HATER ARENT YOU

    DISCRIMINATION

    ITS BECAUSE IM JAPANESE

    STOP LYING YOU LITTERALLY SAID THAT

    im gay and i love toes and am nonbinary

    DUDE ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC

    You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately

    ITS CAUSE IM FROM DIANASAURUSALLY

    WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATITING AGAINST DIANASAURIANS

    You're so fat that when you lay down on some memory foam and it immediately forgot everything.

    big boiiii who ru talkin to

    OK MF I"MA TELL YOU THIS IDGAF WHERE U CAME FROM AND IF YOUR STRAIHT OR NOT AND I DID NOT LEAD YOU ON I WAS TRYNA FIGURE OUT IF YOU WHERE MY FRIEND MADDIE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL SO STOP COMEING AFTER ME

    girl its not that deep i was just wondering if you discriminated agaisnt dianasaurians

    sorry for the inconvinience

    jasmin and sunny lets smile and move on

    mat girl youre litterally a hippie YOU MOVE YOUR PEACE BOOTAY OUTTA HERAY

    YOU HEARD ME MAKE WAR NOT LOVE

    oh btw @bartboy87 You are so stupid that when someone stole your television set you quickly ran outside and yelled out "hey buddy! you forgot the remote control!"

    It's the parents' job to raise their children right. So looking at you, it's obvious that they quit after just one day.

    SHUT UP YOUR SO SEXIST

    ITS BECAUSE IM A WATERBOTTLE ISNT IT

    CANT BELIVE YOU WOULD ASSUME MY IDENTOITY

    I DONT HVAE A BRAIN IM A WATERBOTTLE

    STOP ASSUMUNING MY IDENTITY

    I guess marvelboy is too SCARED to roast me

    TYSM YOUR MOM

    big boiiiii look at marvel boys page

    YES CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

    MARVELBOY thinks he smart. He told me onion is only food that makes you cry, so I threw pineapple at his face.

    i was just bored and wanted to start smthin

    then my friend took over and and started spamming

    it was his fault i am so sorry

    forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    i love u big boiiii fuck me3

    okay im outta this yall

    because it is I MarvelBoy87

    idk if I wanna do this but heer it is

    @Marvel r u talking to ur self cuz I don’t see anyone here

    srry gtg fuck me big boiiiii dont forget

    ...

    o-tay

    anon make me

    ...

    ym i ment to say anon

    Comment deleted by emo

    lol

    it just hes my friend

    its

    hes my friend

    how do u report ppl btw Matt u don’t know me but plz ban marvel boy

    welp

    wth has this turned to

    lol

    no

    hes a serial killer in jail

    stfu big boi

    Comment deleted by ✨Jassy✨
    Likable Goral