you seem fond of the letter after W in the english alphabet, and you probably think that your profile picture is intimidating/cool, correct me if i’m wrong :)
Bitch, stfu. Last time you wehre here you sent fake pics saying it was you, made alts pretneding to be your freinds. Tried so so so so hard to get a gf from on here. Dont talk for shit
bc shes my friend's friend and they stick together like magnetic bookmarks but im okayyyy wbu?
oh. Im alright Ig. I finally have an IRL friend (who isnt currently in the residential area of a hospital) that I can be as open w as I am w my online firends
Enamel is the hardest substance in the body is it not? Why obsess over it so, Dentman? Allow yourself to succumb to your desires. Its time to eat something sweet
Enamel is the hardest substance in the body is it not? Why obsess over it so, Dentman? Allow yourself to succumb to your desires. Its time to eat something sweet
hey guys fun fact when I was little I used to hate brushing my teeth, but my parents showed me lots of images of severe tooth decay to scare me into doing it
Enamel is the hardest substance in the body is it not? Why obsess over it so, Dentman? Allow yourself to succumb to your desires. Its time to eat something sweet
enamel is the hardest substance in the body? MEET THE DICK
mr jonson trying to get me to leave like literally just walk out of the school and go home so then I called my mom to come get me and she started asking him who he thinks he is forcing me to go home before talking to the office
mr jonson trying to get me to leave like literally just walk out of the school and go home so then I called my mom to come get me and she started asking him who he thinks he is forcing me to go home before talking to the office
wait did ur teacher ban u from his class or did ur mom not want u in there
mr jonson trying to get me to leave like literally just walk out of the school and go home so then I called my mom to come get me and she started asking him who he thinks he is forcing me to go home before talking to the office
While humans do have 32 teeth, many teeth serve unique purposes, and losing 2 of those unique teeth could make eating and talking much more difficult. Furthermore, you ignore the fact that cavities can lead to severe infections that may even rot the jawbones, leading to a permanent disfigurement
so I was obviously like bitch ur not fucking funny let’s talk about ur hairline instead and his ass got up and started yapping abt how I target him and stuff and im like bro
so I was obviously like bitch ur not fucking funny let’s talk about ur hairline instead and his ass got up and started yapping abt how I target him and stuff and im like bro
The Radio Demon
ooh
The Radio Demon
you seem fond of the letter after W in the english alphabet, and you probably think that your profile picture is intimidating/cool, correct me if i’m wrong :)
XxxHackerxxX
Your not wrong
The Radio Demon
unlike your grammar in that particular sentence. :)
Cosmologistinterntobe
who are u
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
Who is this
XxxHackerxxX
Look at my profile
Cosmologistinterntobe
a hacker?
XxxHackerxxX
yes
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
You hack into accs?
XxxHackerxxX
ur mom
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
What
The Radio Demon
ur mum
XxxHackerxxX
u heard me
The Radio Demon
ur mum or ur mom
XxxHackerxxX
ur dad
The Radio Demon
and how do you want us to react to that piece of very scary information?
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
You can hack?
XxxHackerxxX
act like a monkey
Cosmologistinterntobe
hes in 7th grade
XxxHackerxxX
same
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
Wait u can hack or not
Cosmologistinterntobe
prob not
Cosmologistinterntobe
he siad in a previous post that he was in 7th grade
XxxHackerxxX
ima hack into ur moms feet finder account
Cosmologistinterntobe
and ur a fucking suck up
The Radio Demon
if you can hack, hack into an encyclopaedia
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn
The Radio Demon
to learn proper grammar
XxxHackerxxX
ok
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah, or even install grammarly
The Radio Demon
imagine having ocd and being scared of 4 bc chinese
Cosmologistinterntobe
4 is a good number
XxxHackerxxX
I can't think of an insult dumb enough for u to understand
Cosmologistinterntobe
nice try. ur insult is just as dumb as you are in 6th
Cosmologistinterntobe
*7th
XxxHackerxxX
I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.
The Radio Demon
bc four and die in chinese make similar sounds
Cosmologistinterntobe
i don't have a large ego. nice try
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
bro tryna be william afton
XxxHackerxxX
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Cosmologistinterntobe
i lovee 9 in chinese
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop copying insults from the internet.
The Radio Demon
are you trying to be scary or something? you just sound ridiculously dim witted ( or i’m stupid)
Cosmologistinterntobe
nah, hes dimwitted
XxxHackerxxX
You’re the reason God created the middle finger. and you look like Tommy pickles
The Radio Demon
hahahaha or should i say waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh like the babies you want us to act like?
Cosmologistinterntobe
god did not create the middle fingers. but your pickle is about existant as god is
Cosmologistinterntobe
oh no. u puwwed out da en wowd. how scawy
The Radio Demon
what the hell? being tall is good, it is not an insult as far as i know :)
XxxHackerxxX
look like road hog from overwatch
The Radio Demon
AAAAAAAHHHHH
The Radio Demon
why did you even come here?
XxxHackerxxX
Black
XxxHackerxxX
v
XxxHackerxxX
Black
Anonymous
Bitch, stfu. Last time you wehre here you sent fake pics saying it was you, made alts pretneding to be your freinds. Tried so so so so hard to get a gf from on here. Dont talk for shit
XxxHackerxxX
Black
The Radio Demon
ooh i’m being protective about wje i’d never think this day would come
XxxHackerxxX
Black
The Radio Demon
😱😱😱
The Radio Demon
i actually don’t care 😱
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats the color of your eyes after you 'stand up' to the 'opressors'
Cosmologistinterntobe
yes. black is a color. good job
The Radio Demon
wouldn’t it be a lack of colour?
The Radio Demon
*the
Cosmologistinterntobe
true
The Radio Demon
it is the absence of light
The Radio Demon
google
Cosmologistinterntobe
but black is the absorption of all colors
XxxHackerxxX
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
Cosmologistinterntobe
we need jake to ban this guy
XxxHackerxxX
Bitch
Nateツ
wsg
The Radio Demon
you actually spent around 2-5 minutes of your life to write an insult that we find amusing? wow.
Anonymous
guys hes only on here cause he watns an online gf
The Radio Demon
that dude is spamming black
Nateツ
that mf
The Radio Demon
in hopes that it’ll offend us
XxxHackerxxX
I all ready have on
XxxHackerxxX
ONe
The Radio Demon
way to get one!
Cosmologistinterntobe
good job. you found the copy and paste shortcut. and wasted your time on just typing the entire goddamn thing
XxxHackerxxX
SHut up
The Radio Demon
yayyy
Cosmologistinterntobe
why
The Radio Demon
why?
XxxHackerxxX
fagot
The Radio Demon
hahaha
The Radio Demon
hahahaha
The Radio Demon
what the actual fuck? omg 🤣
Cosmologistinterntobe
u just said the nickname of a plane. good job
The Radio Demon
🤣
The Radio Demon
seriously?
XxxHackerxxX
LOve u
XxxHackerxxX
mwa
Cosmologistinterntobe
bro tried to pull slurs on us and failed like communism
αmy
uh
The Radio Demon
dang
XxxHackerxxX
i have a crush on u
XxxHackerxxX
since 2nd grade
Cosmologistinterntobe
fuck off 13yo
The Radio Demon
he called someone gay gay as an insult 🤣
XxxHackerxxX
uaggg yea daddy
XxxHackerxxX
get it
XxxHackerxxX
luv u bye
The Radio Demon
x is so scary 😢save us from the xx
Cosmologistinterntobe
pff. as insulting as the combination of two angles in a right angle
cute.as.ducks.
What the fuck
The Radio Demon
🤣
The Radio Demon
what the fuck?
The Radio Demon
duck
The Radio Demon
NOO AUTOCORRCT
cute.as.ducks.
ya
Cosmologistinterntobe
duck
The Radio Demon
AUTOCORRECT
The Radio Demon
BAD AUTOCORRECT
Cosmologistinterntobe
i like eating ducks
Cosmologistinterntobe
wait, how old r u again?
The Radio Demon
i hope my phone isn’t filming me bc i’m not wearing enough clothes to go outside
The Radio Demon
a sock
The Radio Demon
u wanted facts part 1
cute.as.ducks.
75
Cosmologistinterntobe
75 what?
cute.as.ducks.
ANd lonely be with me please
The Radio Demon
artemis fowl gets ocd and is scared of 4 in a book
The Radio Demon
damn
Cosmologistinterntobe
lmao
Cosmologistinterntobe
lamo
Cosmologistinterntobe
theres a bunch of people stalking
The Radio Demon
i got emotional damage from orion (alter ego)
The Radio Demon
i gtg for a sec
Cosmologistinterntobe
alr
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
Cosmologistinterntobe
whos stalking
Cosmologistinterntobe
not shy tho. ik that
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
The Radio Demon
im back
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
back
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
bebbe creffis
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
alr
Cosmologistinterntobe
someone has a bunch of alts on rn
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
who?
Cosmologistinterntobe
idk
Heroin Monkey
Cosmologistinterntobe
could be el or opal
Cosmologistinterntobe
go to the meme section, poppy sucker
Cosmologistinterntobe
guys?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hiii =3
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi =|
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hru?
Nateツ
798
Cosmologistinterntobe
brb
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ok
Cosmologistinterntobe
alr. im back
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hiii
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hru?
Cosmologistinterntobe
good
Cosmologistinterntobe
i just had to shit
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Oh good! did smthn good happen or is ur day just peacefuL?
Cosmologistinterntobe
its raining, so thats nice
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
do u like the rain?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait what state r u in?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh right
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hey thats close to me!
Cosmologistinterntobe
its fucking 70° here
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait I didnt see this
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yes
Cosmologistinterntobe
ah. the good ol' 70 IQ average state
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
sorry
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
im in class n im a bit busy
Cosmologistinterntobe
its fine
Cosmologistinterntobe
u can do the school stuff
Toast ツ
hey guys
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi toast
Toast ツ
hey cosmo
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hi Toast
Toast ツ
Hey Soopy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
how r u today
Flappy.
emo tosat
Cosmologistinterntobe
flappy
Flappy.
mm?
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
Toast ツ
Hey Flappy
The Radio Demon
hi
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii shy!
Toast ツ
hey shy
The Radio Demon
hi toast(?)
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh thats toast
The Radio Demon
hi sooploosh
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi again shy
The Radio Demon
i guessed from the numbers
Cosmologistinterntobe
same
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Shy how r u doing today?
Toast ツ
How are you>
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Shy how r u doing today?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
why did it do it twice
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah shy, how are you
The Radio Demon
bad :)
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
aww did smthn happen?
Cosmologistinterntobe
u good/
Cosmologistinterntobe
?
The Radio Demon
my friend being an absolute arse :) but im okayer now
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
how r they being an arse?
Cosmologistinterntobe
y the smiley face
The Radio Demon
just her being toxic
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
aw =<
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
is she normally like that or is this rare for her?
Toast ツ
is Opal online?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dont think so
Toast ツ
damn
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
What timezone is she in?
The Radio Demon
we scared her off prob
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
bc she said shed be on at 3:30
Toast ツ
she was on 40 minutes ago
Cosmologistinterntobe
ouch
The Radio Demon
normal. she is a bitch and i hope she moves somewhere far away
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
y r u friends w her then?
Cosmologistinterntobe
don't be friends with her anymore
Toast ツ
Dead
The Radio Demon
bc shes my friend's friend and they stick together like magnetic bookmarks but im okayyyy wbu?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh. Im alright Ig. I finally have an IRL friend (who isnt currently in the residential area of a hospital) that I can be as open w as I am w my online firends
Cosmologistinterntobe
have u tried confronting ur friend about the toxic girl
The Radio Demon
nah
The Radio Demon
bye bye people
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
bye Shy. I hope ur day gets better
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
luv u!
Cosmologistinterntobe
same!
Cosmologistinterntobe
i thought u loved men
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
1.) its platonic 2.) as I have stated multiple times before I am bi n have no preference between men n women
ElsatheAquarius
Opal!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
what?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
r u opal?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wdym
ElsatheAquarius
No!
ElsatheAquarius
I'm El
Cosmologistinterntobe
message me in quotev if u r
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
ElsatheAquarius
ok
ElsatheAquarius
i sent message
Cosmologistinterntobe
got it
ElsatheAquarius
:)
ElsatheAquarius
Opal wanted me
ElsatheAquarius
but idk were she is
Cosmologistinterntobe
i just can't trust anybody here anymore because so many people are alting as you or opal
Toast ツ
hey
Cosmologistinterntobe
toast
Cosmologistinterntobe
master of my master
Cosmologistinterntobe
hru
Toast ツ
mid
Cosmologistinterntobe
how is school going for u
Toast ツ
mid
Cosmologistinterntobe
wrong question
Cosmologistinterntobe
how bad is school going for u
Toast ツ
kinda bad
Cosmologistinterntobe
ah, how/
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
aw =<
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
why?
Anonymous
TOAST
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
whats wrong?
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi angel
Toast ツ
May
Toast ツ
ello Me
Toast ツ
Hey May
The Radio Demon
UwU
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Did smthn happen or is school just bad?
Toast ツ
Dont wanna talk about it
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
srry
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hello again shy
Anonymous
Call me may
Anonymous
GUYS DO U WANNA BE APART OF CANDYLNAD
Anonymous
IM CANDYLANDS ANGEL
Cosmologistinterntobe
nah
Anonymous
)):
Toast ツ
Hey May
Cosmologistinterntobe
sooploosh, send the japanese guy
Anonymous
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Toast ツ
How are you?
Anonymous
Happy
Toast ツ
Thats good
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
What japanese guy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
OH
Anonymous
ur not happy toastie
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
HIMM
Toast ツ
Waiting for opal to get online
Anonymous
mm?
Toast ツ
No not really
ElsatheAquarius
Well hello
Toast ツ
Hey Granny Police
Anonymous
u should b apart off candy land thts hsappy
Toast ツ
Ok
ElsatheAquarius
yk that El ll on that other post? its not me. I js looked at that post. defo not me, i dont go "uwu" every ten seconds
Anonymous
u gotta do smthin to be tho
αmy
hey may
Anonymous
HI
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi amy
Cosmologistinterntobe
it was shy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hiii Amy =3\
The Radio Demon
mummy
Anonymous
AMY DO U WANNA JOIN CANDYLAND?
Anonymous
ITS LIKE A CULT IM STARTING FULL OF SURGAR
Cosmologistinterntobe
she prefers meatland
ElsatheAquarius
why shy? why did you pretend to be me on that post, i thought I could trust you
Toast ツ
Yeah?
ElsatheAquarius
OPAL GET UR ASS ON HERE
Cosmologistinterntobe
look in her alt's bio
Anonymous
put🧁🎀 in ur bioo
Toast ツ
Ok hold on
Anonymous
yayay
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Candy, while sweet as a treat, can be harmful to your teeth in large amounts.
Cosmologistinterntobe
now get the sweet dicked suited man
Anonymous
cosmo y u no wanna join candylnad
Toast ツ
Now what?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Enamel is the hardest substance in the body is it not? Why obsess over it so, Dentman? Allow yourself to succumb to your desires. Its time to eat something sweet
ElsatheAquarius
shy, dont avoid the question
Cosmologistinterntobe
depends how horny u are
Cosmologistinterntobe
look
Cosmologistinterntobe
at
Cosmologistinterntobe
the el II
Cosmologistinterntobe
bio
ElsatheAquarius
lemme looks
Anonymous
thats it ^^
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hey guys fun fact when I was little I used to hate brushing my teeth, but my parents showed me lots of images of severe tooth decay to scare me into doing it
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats the first thing that u should do
αmy
enamel is the hardest substance in the body? MEET THE DICK
mal
hi
Anonymous
MAL
Toast ツ
Hey Mal
mal
HI
αmy
HI GORGEOUS
Anonymous
WANNA JOIN CANDYLAND??????
mal
HEYYY
Cosmologistinterntobe
depends if the dick is a vegetable
αmy
<33
mal
HUH?
αmy
i love vegetable dick
Cosmologistinterntobe
its a cult she made
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi rhino
Anonymous
ITS LIKE A CULT IM MAKING BUT FULL OF SURGAR
αmy
it’s easier to suck when they’re in a wheelchair
Toast ツ
How are you Mal
Cosmologistinterntobe
u like geezer dicks?
αmy
i like weezer dicks
urfavvirgo
guys I’m in trouble 😢
Cosmologistinterntobe
they can't really even suck
αmy
HI EMILYYY
Anonymous
Y
Toast ツ
Hey Virgo
Anonymous
MAL JOIN CANDYLANDDDDD
Cosmologistinterntobe
uh oh. u good?
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi virgo
Anonymous
AMY U TOO
Anonymous
JOINCANDYLNAD
urfavvirgo
my mom and social studies teacher started fighting and now I’m not allowed into the social studies classroom anymore
Anonymous
oh shit-
mal
oh
Anonymous
well uh
αmy
DAMN WHAT WERE THEY FIGHTING ABOUT
Anonymous
emily do u wanna join candylanddD?
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi rhino
mal
hey cosmo
Anonymous
^
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Enamel is tough (like me) but sugar residue from candy can erode at it, and if ignored, can lead to cavities, which may require a tooth to be removed!
Flappy.
wht
Anonymous
FLAPPY
Anonymous
JOIN CANDYLNAD
Cosmologistinterntobe
idk about ur first claim...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
You have 32 teeth in your skull. Losing 2 or 3 wont hurt a bit
urfavvirgo
mr jonson trying to get me to leave like literally just walk out of the school and go home so then I called my mom to come get me and she started asking him who he thinks he is forcing me to go home before talking to the office
ElsatheAquarius
What the fuck shy, get ur ass online. why did u make that acc
Cosmologistinterntobe
it might have been from her real name or something
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait did ur teacher ban u from his class or did ur mom not want u in there
Cosmologistinterntobe
is that a bet? get me the morphine and a dental drill
Flappy.
whatd u do to mr jonson
urfavvirgo
my teacher tried to kick me out of his class
ElsatheAquarius
oh yeahhh i forgot, i know her first name, sorry shy!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
urfavvirgo
um so basically I was fighting with this one guy
αmy
HI FLAPPY
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop jumping to conclusions
Anonymous
AMY
Anonymous
BBG
urfavvirgo
and I threw a stapler at him
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
based
Flappy.
oh
αmy
YOU WHAT 😭
urfavvirgo
and he threw a big ass pencil sharpener at me
ElsatheAquarius
No, we had each other's emails and it had her whole name in it and her name for short is El.
Cosmologistinterntobe
wth????
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
If it were me I would have pressed the stapler down on him so that he got stapled a lot
αmy
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL, HELL?
Flappy.
oh
ElsatheAquarius
why?
Cosmologistinterntobe
I stated that wrong you jumped to the conclusion that she was alting as u
Flappy.
maybe try like
urfavvirgo
no it’s just ghetto asf
Flappy.
moving
Flappy.
toa less ghetto city
urfavvirgo
so we both got in trouble
αmy
CLEARLY 😭
ElsatheAquarius
YOU said it was her tho-
αmy
WAIT ARE YOU HURT EMILY?
urfavvirgo
and his parents finna tag team him with the beatings
urfavvirgo
no💀
Cosmologistinterntobe
but you jumped to the conclusion that she was pretenting to be u
αmy
okay cause i thought maybe the pencil sharpener hit you or smth
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
While humans do have 32 teeth, many teeth serve unique purposes, and losing 2 of those unique teeth could make eating and talking much more difficult. Furthermore, you ignore the fact that cavities can lead to severe infections that may even rot the jawbones, leading to a permanent disfigurement
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop being dentist propogand
Cosmologistinterntobe
a
Toast ツ
Hey flappy
ElsatheAquarius
Well, it doesnt matter, I apologise
urfavvirgo
oh no definitely not he’s bad at aiming
ElsatheAquarius
apologised*
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait emily what did he do to provoke the stapler attack?
urfavvirgo
It was like across the classroom tho
αmy
okay good :)
αmy
can’t he get like fired for that
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah. we got that
αmy
i hope he does
Flappy.
wyat
ElsatheAquarius
oh, sorry! (sarcasm)
αmy
OU SJOF
urfavvirgo
no no no that was another STUDENT
αmy
OH SHOT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait the teacher threw the penci sharpener??
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
urfavvirgo
no
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh kk
αmy
OH NOW I GET IT
αmy
SORRY IM DUMB
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait so what did the student do to get u to throw the stapler at him
αmy
OML I THOUGH THE TEACHER THREW IT AT YOU 💀
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. you could get him in serious trouble for that
urfavvirgo
he was pissing me tf off and talking abt how he should get my friend a vibrator and stuff so I was like …………………
αmy
why was he talking about getting your friend a vibrator ? 😭
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeah that sounds like borderline sexual harassment
urfavvirgo
cause she has a nice ass body bro
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
U should have walked up to him and push the stapler onto him so he gets stapled
Cosmologistinterntobe
what the hell?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
and THEN when ur done w that bang his head w the staper
Toast ツ
What
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
n then grab him by the head, pull his mouth open, and spit a laser into his throat until his head comes off
Toast ツ
Tf
Cosmologistinterntobe
snap the stapler on his finger. that will hurt a million times more than you think
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Like thus
αmy
i just realized how sadistic we all are
Toast ツ
All?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
TIE HIM TO A TABLE AND...
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah. welcome to the internet
Toast ツ
We?
αmy
all
αmy
we
Toast ツ
Whos we?
ElsatheAquarius
I'm EXTRA sadistic
urfavvirgo
so I was obviously like bitch ur not fucking funny let’s talk about ur hairline instead and his ass got up and started yapping abt how I target him and stuff and im like bro
αmy
congratulations
Toast ツ
Bro where the hell is opal
αmy
why 💀
ElsatheAquarius
yas,
Toast ツ
Reasons
αmy
uh huh
ElsatheAquarius
She wants me but isnt online
Toast ツ
Damn
αmy
shoulda thrown the whole ass desk online
αmy
*at him
ElsatheAquarius
lol
ElsatheAquarius
REAL
Flappy.
my fingers bleeding
Cosmologistinterntobe
the most sadistic here is angel. and shes also slightly masochistic...
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur cat again?
αmy
here 🩹
urfavvirgo
no but then it started escalating and i called him shorty and that rly set him off
urfavvirgo
FLAPS
urfavvirgo
*wet hairy flaps
ElsatheAquarius
I'm super machanolic
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. who knew shorty could be such a triggering insult
Flappy.
no i was being a dumbass an i tripped while walking up the stairs 😭
αmy
STOP PLEASE
urfavvirgo
okay guys I have to go now
Cosmologistinterntobe
ouch
Toast ツ
Hey flappy
αmy
BYE EMILYYY <3
Flappy.
dont all me thatc
urfavvirgo
talk to him and his family and the principal 😢💀😔
Flappy.
call
ElsatheAquarius
the stairs? 💀💀💀
Flappy.
GL
αmy
😔
urfavvirgo
I’m sorry flappy bird
Cosmologistinterntobe
stairs can be evil, give her a break
ElsatheAquarius
Good luxk!
ElsatheAquarius
Life can be evil, see?
Flappy.
my friends were being unfunny and i was distracted and i was holding smth and cut it on the thing i was holding
ElsatheAquarius
ohhhhh that makes more sense
Cosmologistinterntobe
ouch
αmy
ouch
αmy
🩹🩹😔
Cosmologistinterntobe
atleast u didn't trip over ur cat. then you'd have no leg to stand on
Flappy.
once i did that and he looked so hurt and sad and betrayed after
Flappy.
i feltso bad
Cosmologistinterntobe
ouch
Flappy.
thnk you
Cosmologistinterntobe
u need to stop being accident prone
ElsatheAquarius
at least a nail didnt slice through ur foot :)
Flappy.
its probably the stairs fault
Flappy.
but a laptop sliced through my finger bro 😭
Cosmologistinterntobe
amatuer
Cosmologistinterntobe
ever slammed into a cliff
Cosmologistinterntobe
ever gone through a bike crash?
αmy
how sharp is your laptop
Cosmologistinterntobe
ever had a panic attack?
αmy
yeah
ElsatheAquarius
how?
Cosmologistinterntobe
they're fucking horrible
ElsatheAquarius
oof
αmy
feels like your dying
αmy
sometikes you wish you would
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
ElsatheAquarius
I had four in one night lol
Cosmologistinterntobe
ouch
ElsatheAquarius
you cant breath and you literally pass out
Cosmologistinterntobe
i never had one that bad
ElsatheAquarius
oh. yeah, they can get pretty bad
Cosmologistinterntobe
my worst one had me hyperventilating for almost half an hout
Cosmologistinterntobe
*hour
ElsatheAquarius
i nearly passed out on three and passed out on the fourth, all times is nearly threw up and i could not breath
ElsatheAquarius
ikr! people were making fun of me but others thought i was literally dying
Toast ツ
El
ElsatheAquarius
yeah?
Toast ツ
whens opal gonna be online
ElsatheAquarius
idk
ElsatheAquarius
she left b4 i came online
Toast ツ
damn
ElsatheAquarius
im waiting for her to tell me what she wanted to tell me
Cosmologistinterntobe
i had 6 light ones in one day, but they still feel horrible.
Cosmologistinterntobe
el, does ur school have a therapist?
Cosmologistinterntobe
because nobody ur age should ever have anything this bad
ElsatheAquarius
yeah, but they wont see me.
ElsatheAquarius
I went to a massive sleepover with 100 girls from my school and thats when it happened (secondary chool)
Flappy.
not that sharp
Flappy.
im just talented
Cosmologistinterntobe
shit.
Cosmologistinterntobe
why?
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats fucking wrong af
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
Toast ツ
dead;
Cosmologistinterntobe
yes
Toast ツ
hey cosmp
ElsatheAquarius
who here has discord
Cosmologistinterntobe
much ded
Cosmologistinterntobe
i do
ElsatheAquarius
can i add u?
ElsatheAquarius
my name is A random person called El
Toast ツ
ok
Toast ツ
dead
ElsatheAquarius
i know you are
Cosmologistinterntobe
is it a server?
Cosmologistinterntobe
or what
Cosmologistinterntobe
or just for dms
ElsatheAquarius
yes, called "idk". Also if you wanna find my, my account is A random person called El
ElsatheAquarius
https://discord.gg/jYCdqe4Q
ElsatheAquarius
is it working? the link?
ElsatheAquarius
cosmo?
Cosmologistinterntobe
who else is in it
Cosmologistinterntobe
im in school rn, so except me to ghost for a bit
Toast ツ
alr
ElsatheAquarius
nobody
Nateツ
wsg
Cosmologistinterntobe
id rather talk on a server w/ more people tho
Cosmologistinterntobe
delete
Cosmologistinterntobe
pls
urfavvirgo
too late
ElsatheAquarius
sorry!
ElsatheAquarius
anyone else wanna join my discord?
ElsatheAquarius
https://discord.gg/jYCdqe4Q
Toast ツ
its so dead
ElsatheAquarius
anyone?
Anonymous
GUYS HELP
Anonymous
I UFCKED UP
Anonymous
BAD
ElsatheAquarius
when?why?how?
Anonymous
😭
ElsatheAquarius
what?
Toast ツ
hey may
Anonymous
hi
ElsatheAquarius
May
ElsatheAquarius
do u have discord?
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
but im not joining
Anonymous
TOASTIE HELP
ElsatheAquarius
oh
Anonymous
SO I HAD VERONICAS CHREOMBOOK
Anonymous
ND I ACCADENTLY BROKE IT
Nateツ
?
ElsatheAquarius
why not
Anonymous
cuz i don wanna
ElsatheAquarius
lol sucks to be u
ElsatheAquarius
ok
Toast ツ
oh
Toast ツ
is she a good friend?
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
shes my sister
Toast ツ
OH
Anonymous
ut i feel horrible
Toast ツ
nvm youre kinda fucked
Anonymous
NOT ACTUALLY MY SISTER
Toast ツ
OH
Toast ツ
wait school ome?
Anonymous
mhm
Anonymous
so theylll give her a new one
Anonymous
wait she wont care if her dads mad at her
Anonymous
but she might be mad
Anonymous
ugh idk i feel so bad
Anonymous
THIS IS THE SECOND CHREOMBOOK I BROKE THIS YEAR
Toast ツ
My friend broke the school ipad
Toast ツ
he bit it
Anonymous
thats how i broke one of my chreombooks
ElsatheAquarius
ur dead
Toast ツ
She should just say she fell
ElsatheAquarius
oop
Anonymous
yeah..
Anonymous
she wont blame me
Anonymous
me nd her are like🤞
Toast ツ
then your fine
Toast ツ
Hey do you know if Opal is online?
Anonymous
no
Toast ツ
damn
Anonymous
except if she dosent have insurence its 200
Anonymous
$
mal
oh
Toast ツ
ooh
Toast ツ
das not good
Toast ツ
MAL
Anonymous
i think she dose have insurence
Toast ツ
MAOALALALALALLALALALALALALALALA
mal
TOAST
mal
HIHIHIHIH
Toast ツ
Hey Mal
mal
hello
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi guys
Toast ツ
How are you7
Cosmologistinterntobe
good
Cosmologistinterntobe
hru
Toast ツ
alrihgt
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. we need drama
Toast ツ
No
Cosmologistinterntobe
we need exciment
Cosmologistinterntobe
*excitement
Toast ツ
Life is chaotic enough
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn, ur getting philosophical already?
Toast ツ
yes
Cosmologistinterntobe
i mean, u do have a fair point, but this place needs more action
Toast ツ
i guess\
Toast ツ
but nothing to do with opal
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Cosmologistinterntobe
or the younger kids here
Toast ツ
lol
ElsatheAquarius
yes?
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Cosmologistinterntobe
*u didn't see that
ElsatheAquarius
come on, i know, i know, nobody likes me but im staying no matter what, anyway, im not THAT young
ElsatheAquarius
delete pls
ElsatheAquarius
pls
Cosmologistinterntobe
delete what?
ElsatheAquarius
age
ElsatheAquarius
thxxxx
Cosmologistinterntobe
besides everybody already know
Cosmologistinterntobe
*knows
ElsatheAquarius
idc itsbest to still keep it private
Flappy.
no way theres NINE people online
Cosmologistinterntobe
i mean, fair point
ElsatheAquarius
anyway, technically im twelve
Cosmologistinterntobe
REALLY? NO WAY?
Flappy.
how
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur bro is cool
ElsatheAquarius
will you delete it
ElsatheAquarius
my birthday is not long from now
Anonymous
FLAPPY
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur still that age tho
Cosmologistinterntobe
it still counts
Cosmologistinterntobe
sorry
Cosmologistinterntobe
fuck. we need one of the anons here for drama
ElsatheAquarius
anyway, i am smarter than an eleven year old, I am learner things tht most students in my year dont know, like korean and chinese
ElsatheAquarius
thx
Flappy.
hiiii
Cosmologistinterntobe
nice, but you also need to learn social skills
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi flappy
Anonymous
wanna join candyland?
Flappy.
thats what literally every eleven year old ever thinks bro ur not special
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Flappy.
cant rnnn sorry
ElsatheAquarius
Fucking hell
Cosmologistinterntobe
u good?
ElsatheAquarius
I goota go, its half ten pm, i have to wake up at 6;30am
Anonymous
all u needa do is put thes 2 emojis in ur bio
Cosmologistinterntobe
"fuckin 'El" as the brits would say, mate
Cosmologistinterntobe
ay. 10 people online
ElsatheAquarius
yeah, its just that evryone hates me and keeps saying im immature and stuff.
ElsatheAquarius
lol
ElsatheAquarius
imma go now ^^^
Cosmologistinterntobe
don't look at it wrong.
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
ElsatheAquarius
bye!
Cosmologistinterntobe
where's madi. we need her to come by
Cosmologistinterntobe
and start some drama
αmy
facts
Flappy.
(lowkey you are)
αmy
you’re the most talented at being autistic <333
Cosmologistinterntobe
, midnight is trying to hack into my uni's cameras
Cosmologistinterntobe
im serious
Flappy.
huh
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah, shes crazy
Flappy.
who
Cosmologistinterntobe
u gonna do the who asked thing?
Flappy.
nop thats annoying asf
Cosmologistinterntobe
Midnight. shes a kid at my school
Cosmologistinterntobe
worstjokesever.com/@midnight
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. theres 10 people on and no one's talking
Flappy.
yuppers
urfavvirgo
flaps
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
Flappy.
emily
urfavvirgo
ivan
urfavvirgo
(am I allowed to use ur actual name)
Flappy.
emile
Flappy.
(no)
urfavvirgo
(okay)
Cosmologistinterntobe
too late for that...
Cosmologistinterntobe
and i saw nothing
Flappy.
no its not
urfavvirgo
Ivan isnt her name dumbass
urfavvirgo
💀
Flappy.
YOU THINK MY NAME IS IVAN
Flappy.
😭
Flappy.
HOWD UR LITTLE TALK GO BTW
urfavvirgo
it went TERRIBLE
urfavvirgo
IM IN A BAD MOOD NOW
urfavvirgo
it’s okay I’m watching Hamilton bc it makes my mood better
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Flappy.
OH NO WHYY
Flappy.
ahhh ic
Cosmologistinterntobe
me is stupid
urfavvirgo
.
Flappy.
hamilton is like a once every other year thinf for me
urfavvirgo
are you autistic?
Cosmologistinterntobe
no. i just am very shitty with social cues online
Flappy.
hm
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah...
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
Toast ツ
mmhmm]
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi toast
Toast ツ
ey cosmo
Cosmologistinterntobe
where's wade been
Toast ツ
ifk
Toast ツ
odld
Toast ツ
od
Cosmologistinterntobe
ok...
Cosmologistinterntobe
get ur friends on or something
Toast ツ
cant
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
Toast ツ
bye
Toast ツ
hey 6 people
Nateツ
wsg
Toast ツ
wsg nate
Nateツ
hru
Toast ツ
im alright, hru?
Nateツ
tired
Toast ツ
same lol
Nateツ
i had another game td
Toast ツ
nice, howd it go?
Nateツ
we lost
Toast ツ
damn
Nateツ
but its ok we have another game
Nateツ
on tuesday
Toast ツ
nice
Nateツ
yea
Heroin Monkey