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anon 2, kris, and lynx all tied for 4th-6th place.

YEEEES TOOOAST

Facts that’s why he’s my pookie

He’s my pookie wookie

Wade

Facts that’s why he’s my pookie

You’re gay

Wade

He’s my pookie wookie

ewwww

Anonymous

You’re gay

Lmao

Scooter sent a photo of Deadpool and it was creepy 💀

What was it?

scooter has for me nd for my cousion to kil ourselfs in his bio

Wade

What was it?

I don’t quite remember

https://sketchywebsite.net/

Tho I do luv the references to their past albums/songs, and also just the way the music video has photos n clips of them back in the 70s-80s bc it rlly goes well w the songs tone being very similar to their classic stuff

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guys how do i make myself less tired

Speaking of Toast, where is he?

Gotta tell him something

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Alastor was on yesterday

Wade is your name Marco by any chance

Anonymous

Wade is your name Marco by any chance

Nope lol

Wade

Nope lol

Ok takyyaki was wondering lmao

Anonymous

Ok takyyaki was wondering lmao

Oooh

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Wait wade is ur nae wade irl

Maybe

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

r u deadpool irl?!?!?!

Maybe

Wade

Maybe

That would be wild

Anonymous

That would be wild

Facts

Anonymous

🧁🎀bio

Bet

Did it

Should get Alastor and Ingenious to do it

Anonymous

Bios are overrated

Mine used 2 be long now I shortened it

ingenious is banned fomr candyland

Wade

Mine used 2 be long now I shortened it

What was it before 💀

whats candyland

Anonymous

What was it before 💀

I prob got a ss of it somewhere lemme check

xin

whats candyland

put 🧁🎀 in ut bio than ull be tuere

Don’t got one lol

It was longer, had tons of quotes, and had my YouTube channel

Idk I liked long bios, now I just do whatever Toast does since his r short

We’ve had the Booger AIDS and AIDS Booger for a while

And all the emojis in our bios have meanings

I’m gonna tell you anyways

The crown and peach go to together and means Maid Wade Supremacy

The panda is obviously representing BoredPanda, since that’s where we’re from

What is aids booger supposed to mean

The melting happy face is when we trolled Amy and got her banned from Bp among other things

Wade

The melting happy face is when we trolled Amy and got her banned from Bp among other things

HA

The clown is from the clown era

Wade isn't Marco; <<

And then candy land

Anonymous

What is aids booger supposed to mean

Rick and Morty reference, Rick names all his files Booger AIDS or AIDS Booger, so we each did one

Chei

Wade isn't Marco; <<

😤

Or AIDS Booger Booger AIDS

Wade

Rick and Morty reference, Rick names all his files Booger AIDS or AIDS Booger, so we each did one

Oh

gus toast zin lilly me nd virgo hv candy lands

Me too

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade what’s the cupcake for

The Pitbull- What May just said

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade what’s the cupcake for

THE 🧁🎀 IS CANDYLANDD

JOIN CANDYLAND PUT 🧁🎀 BIO

Anonymous

Hello kitty

I love hello kitty

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys we need a new era

I’m not doing any eras until after DP3 trailer

put 🧁🎀 in ur bio )):

Wade

I’m not doing any eras until after DP3 trailer

💀

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Only if Madi does

WHERES MADI

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AYO WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

Good times

People seriously e date on a jokes website?

Anonymous

Online dating is cringe

Lololol

cause they onna get tg irl

But like it’s funny sometimes

Like you have never encountered each other what the fuck are you doing

And then when yoh make fun of it it gets kinda annoying

i have exs attackin me sm also

Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

Chei

Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

lol

i get tod atleast 10 tiems a day to kms by exes nd there freinds

Chei

Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

Based

My exes all broke up with me because I’m not good enough for them

Thyere all basic ass white girls tho

My biggest flex is i don't have exes

They were weird as fuck istg

Anonymous

They were weird as fuck istg

Why?

Like they’re the preppy lulu lemon girls

And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

Anonymous

And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

???

Tantan you're scaryy

HSUAHSBABBAZ

TOKOYAKI PUT 🧁🎀 IN UR BIO

They were both also like crazy racist

Anonymous

And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

Based

Anonymous

TOKOYAKI PUT 🧁🎀 IN UR BIO

Okokok wait

Doneee

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Anonymous

They were both also like crazy racist

Your exes?

Anonymous

YES

Fuck

🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀

Are they pretty?

Anonymous

Kinda…

U got pics?

Chei

Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

I wouldn’t wanna punch Madi…

Anonymous

Dead chat

Lez bring it back to living

The Unknown King of Moderation

💀

Shhhhh

Also check uwu

The Unknown King of Moderation

I wouldn’t wanna punch Madi…

What?

The Unknown King of Moderation

THIS WAS A JOKE AND WE WERE MOCKING JASSY

It’s ok buddy, we all get uncontrollably horny

Wade

It’s ok buddy, we all get uncontrollably horny

LMFAO

Real tho

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah especially you

Got me there

imagine ever gettin horney

Me no horny

Wade

U got pics?

I lost my phone so no :(

Anonymous

I lost my phone so no :(

Rip

Anonymous

I lost my phone so no :(

:<

Chei

Me no horny

Bummer, it’s fun

Chei

Me no horny

Me neither tbh ppl are gross

Anonymous

Me neither tbh ppl are gross

You like animals don’t you?

Anonymous

Guys do I seem gay?

Depends where you put the cucumber

Anonymous

Guys do I seem gay?

Not really

Chei

Depends where you put the cucumber

Up my ass

Wade

You like animals don’t you?

Why

Anonymous

Why

Do you like plants?

I like cucumbers

I like cucumbers up my ass

Wade

I like cucumbers up my ass

Nooo

Wade

I like cucumbers up my ass

Gay

Lmao jk

Wade

Do you like plants?

I don’t like animals I eat them

I'm also gay

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Anonymous

I don’t like animals I eat them

I suddenly heard the music Chinese people play while cooking crocodile💀💀

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Based

Do you guys know what a ballcuzzi? is?

Wade

Do you guys know what a ballcuzzi? is?

What is that?

The Unknown King of Moderation
Image

This^

The Unknown King of Moderation

Don’t steal my shit Wade smh

I’ll steal your balls

Smells gay

The Unknown King of Moderation

I literally just told you 😭

Ik, that’s why I just said it

Chei

I suddenly heard the music Chinese people play while cooking crocodile💀💀

Ain’t no way

Wdym by that wade?

Anonymous

Ur mom

Is gay

lol it’s a meme I made during a Madi vs Amy fight

Wade

lol it’s a meme I made during a Madi vs Amy fight

Ohh i didn't know that

Here’s another

Jake aren't you dating Donut?

The Unknown King of Moderation

We need more WJE memes

I gotchu

Chei

Jake aren't you dating Donut?

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chei

Jake aren't you dating Donut?

No he’s dating me

Wade

No he’s dating me

No you're dating me

The Unknown King of Moderation

This is a lie

No that’s a trust

Chei

No you're dating me

Bet

The Unknown King of Moderation

Actually we’re married

Online is wild

Anonymous

Online is wild

Real

Nice booty

Thanks

Ain’t no way your Deadpool

Anonymous

Ain’t no way your Deadpool

I guess he's deadpool not Marco

Anonymous

Ain’t no way your Deadpool

Maybe

You’re name isn’t wade

My name isn't Takoyaki

Anonymous

You’re name isn’t wade

Maybe

If yall wanna know my name idrc

Yeah, that's because you're Tantan

I told yall yesterday 😂

That's the nickname I made for you:<<

I bet his name is Joe

Huehshbsahbanbw

Wade

I bet his name is Joe

Not joe

What does it start with?

Wade guess my name

Wade

What does it start with?

^

Wade

^

My name or tantan's?

Wait fr?

Now we have 2 Ethan’s here

Anonymous

My name is Ethan

Real

How will we tell each other apart

We’ll just call you Ingenious

Toast ツ

YAY

I sent u stuff on uwu

Wade my name starts with A

Aubrey

Addison

Ends with r

Wade is takoyaki name reveals you have to

Aurora

Not aurora

Only 4 letters

Toastyyyy

Anonymous

Can I tell Wade

What?

Okokok

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Heheheh

Amor ehat?

Thats my name

Romiiii

It’s CHEX MIX

I miss you daii

I jusst spent like an hour playing mk11 with my stepdad

naa nako ang selpon ni maja

Toast ツ

I jusst spent like an hour playing mk11 with my stepdad

Based

Aw maayo

gi beg sa ako uyab na e pa huwam ko

Ayg pasapon ba

I have no idea what you guys are saying 💀

Anonymous

I have no idea what you guys are saying 💀

Our language

Chexers

ill be careful

Good

Anonymous

Hi chexers have we met

i have no idea

Oh yeh ur Filipino too

Wade

Oh yeh ur Filipino too

Filipino Gangg

Chexers

im barely on here

Daii naay nag confess nako

Si Carl

echika sa akoas fb

He said he likes me

Heroin Monkey

hi guys

Yoooooo

Sgesge chika ko unya

Anonymous

Bro I wanna learn 👀

Lol

Learn what?

Bisaya

But i also speak tagalog

I speak English and basic Chinese

Bisaya is way more aggressive than Tagalog fr

Anonymous

I speak English and basic Chinese

I wanna learn Chinese

😭😭😭

Toooast where’d ya go pookie

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Wade namedrop na

I have to tell you about my titty bowl Toast, whered ya goo

Chei

Wade namedrop na

YES I AGREE

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What i didn't see that

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Okay nice

Bro thought it was Marco 💀

I was really hoping it was Marco

Anonymous

Bro thought it was Marco 💀

Real

Toast ツ

Im so fucking eepy

Toast I gotta tell u about my titty bowl

Toast ツ

Im so fucking eepy

TOASTYYYY

Imagine your last name being more than two letters

Anonymous

Imagine your last name being more than two letters

Lol

Guys i gtg byebye

Bye Tako!

Bye Wade, Tantan nd Toasty

Toast ツ

By e Tako

Toast get ion uwu gotta tell u about my titty bowl

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous

my therapist said I got adhd

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAG MEANS

Anonymous

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAG MEANS

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, but its much much more than being hyper n unable to focus

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

theres this fun lil thing called "Executive Dysfunction"

Erectile dysfunction?

Toast ツ
Image

Love that guy lmao

goodnight you bunch of crackers

Goodnight!

I’m gonna do my sigma night time routine and then sleep

Goodnyt Toastt

Toast ツ

goodnight you bunch of crackers

damnit

Anonymous

I’m gonna do my sigma night time routine and then sleep

Based

Wade

Erectile dysfunction?

It's like erectile dysfunction but w ur brain instead of ur dick

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

It's like erectile dysfunction but w ur brain instead of ur dick

What’s the difference?

Anonymous

chexy

who u

Meowing

Chexers

who u

Angel

Showw baby

i habe short and long hair

i cant show here tho

Ye u can, no mods r on

Send sa akoa unya, mingaw nakos imong pretty face

yall r gonna snitch on me lol

ill send it to u on fb

Jake doesn’t ban for that stuff usually

Just pedos and dick showers

cus i take better pictures on phone

Wade

Jake doesn’t ban for that stuff usually

Okoko ill wait

You missed the dick pic Chex

i know i missed a lot on here

Whose dick?

but im still down to know what hapened

Idk some dude

Chexers

but im still down to know what hapened

Some dude posted a dick pic today

i got an app or site

In memes

to recommened to yall

Wade

Some dude posted a dick pic today

Ayo

we can call, make hubs and shit

Anonymous

Ayo

I swear I thought u were there

What site?

its like uwu kinda but its better

for yall phone users

Damn I have not enough storage

im not gonna give it until everyone is down to join that app

Chexers

mewning routine

Based

It’s called “dikpiks”

Anonymous

Damn I have not enough storage

Same

ill just post my new hair on the uwu

Yeerrrr

Wait fr?

you can download it

Wade

It’s called “dikpiks”

Filipino accent

i heard you face revealed on the call

Chexers

i heard you face revealed on the call

Yeeeerrrr

Wade

Some dude posted a dick pic today

was it drake

Me too

Flappy.

was it drake

No, it was Ryan Reynolds

someone thought ur cute and told me on uwu

Chexers

someone thought ur cute and told me on uwu

Do tell, tell me privately

Wade

No, it was Ryan Reynolds

🤯

I think I know who

Chexers

no

PWEEAASEE

Chexers

no

PWWWEEEEEEEESE

Just say the name and then delete it XD

Anonymous

Just say the name and then delete it XD

thats fake

Flappy.

🤯

ACTUSLLY it was Hugh Jackman, he’s got a nice set of smooth criminals down under

They might get made fun of or something

Flappy.

thats fake

The fuck do you mean “fake”

Big Stinkin' James

Why does my sticky male made milk-like substance taste sweet.

free taste sir?

Chexers

yes

You’ve seen Hugh Jackman’s dick too?

not that i care of

There goes my thoughts

now that you mentioned my bf

wanna hear me talk about him

Chex he’s not 22 years old is he?

Anonymous

The fuck do you mean “fake”

not real

Chexers

yes

WHAT

Flappy.

not real

What the fuck?

hes only 3 years older than me

Chexers

yes

are you playing.

Oh hell nah

THAT IS BAD

Is it a bad age difference?

HED AN ADULT

Chexers

no its not

Yeh it's not

Anonymous

Is it a bad age difference?

16 and 19

3 years age difference wont make a difference

Chexers

its not bad

it wouldnt be bad if you were in college or smth

NAHHHHH

THATS JUST…NAAAAAAAAH

“T-that mother fucker back there is NOT real!”

well its better than me dating a 35 year old

3 years is better than 10 years older or smth

3 years older is my max

once i turn 17 he will be 20

I'd date someone who's 3-5 year older than me

Chexers

well its better than me dating a 35 year old

U got a point there

my birthday month is earlier than his

Chei

I'd date someone who's 3-5 year older than me

I wouldn’t. Tbh

Anonymous

I wouldn’t. Tbh

Why?

oh speaking of bday

wade ur bday is coming up

My birthday was six days ago

happy birthday belated ingenious

I’m 17 now 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

im so done with school istfg

Flappy.

im so done with school istfg

Same

Chexers

wade ur bday is coming up

Yuuuuurrr

yes bc flappy doesnt swear a lot

and ill post the pic rn on uwu

How old are u Wade?

im still in school tho

Chexers

she just yaps

i do nott

Chexers

im still in school tho

Gambatte

Chexers

im still in school tho

Damn it’s 11 pm for me 😳

Anonymous

Damn it’s 11 pm for me 😳

ew yucky timezone

Flappy.

ew yucky timezone

What the fuck New York City is based

Anonymous

What the fuck New York City is based

maybe but their timezone isnt

its ok youre still better than central time

Chei

Gambatte

its ganbatte

check the uwu amor

I saw it

I love the tiny hairclip

Cute kaayo ka

my cheeks got fatter man

but i didnt gain weight tho

Anonymous

Gotta go bye

Byebyee

Chexers

my cheeks got fatter man

Still looks good

Anonymous

Gotta go bye

Bye Ingenious!

yk chex we haven't talked in a bit how are you

i keep forgetting to respond

i dont go on uwu often anymore

i mean i do get on

but like not talk to anyone

forgetting to respond

and at the same time

i dont wanna talk to anyone

Chexers

i dont wanna talk to anyone

Why?

i just wanna talk to rand

Mmm kay

Chexers

i dont wanna talk to anyone

yea yea but how are you

Chei

Mmm kay

utryna saykay as okay og kay as why

Chexers

great actually

aww thats good

Chexers

hbuu

im fine im fine

a little upset rn smh

Congratulations to Toast

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IMA SAY BIBLE VERSES AGAIN

Anonymous

And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

that’s a hard lie

αmy

that’s a hard lie

🤓☝️

Anonymous

🤓☝️

you’re using those emojis wrong

clearly