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    • I get priority

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    Ethan delete this I get priority

    DAMN YOU

    I WON

    FUCK U BRUV

    FUCK U ETHAN

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I GET PRIORITY

    I WON

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    madi stop yelling my name in git pls lmaooo

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    CONFIRM IT

    confirm what

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WELL I DIDNT SEE SHIT BRO

    Well if I rlly wasnt wearing shorts or anything, u would know bc my giant dick would be hanging from the bottom like a grandfather clock

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i can smell it

    oh? then what does it smell like?

    if u actually could smell, u would know that it smells like the body wash I use as lube to jork myself

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    what

    what is the name of

    our 17thnpresident

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    if u actually could smell, u would know that it smells like the body wash I use as lube to jork myself

    Wait. What.

    Psycho Bandit

    Wait. What.

    what do u mean "Wait. What. ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!! PLAIN AS DAY!! READ IT

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    this is scary.........................

    I can say with 100% certainty I am definitely scared

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    what do u mean "Wait. What. ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!! PLAIN AS DAY!! READ IT

    I read it all right, I’m just having a hard time believing that’s what it said and my mind can’t comprehend that I just read that.

    Psycho Bandit

    I read it all right, I’m just having a hard time believing that’s what it said and my mind can’t comprehend that I just read that.

    its not even that bad ive seen ppl talk abt shoving the toilet scrubber handle up their ass n pussy n then putting it back n how they feel guilty everytime they see their family use it

    how r u guys

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Guys I think my rose is dying do yall have any tips?

    snort it

    Heroin Monkey

    snort it

    I’m down for that

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    (excuse the lizard)

    lizard cool tho

    >be me >sitting in class, bored out of my mind >decide to pretend to be Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 >start talking in a terrible southern accent and saying "yeehaw" and "boah" every 5 seconds >classmates are looking at me like I'm autistic >decide to take it a step further and pull out a real revolver from my bag >this'll add to the realism >Start shooting my classmates one by one >Everyone screaming and running for their lives >Teacher tries to stop me but I shoot him too >Anon is a retard, they all say >Finally run out of bullets and get taken down by the police >TFW typing this from jail So, how are you guys?

    Based Autist

    >be me >sitting in class, bored out of my mind >decide to pretend to be Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 >start talking in a terrible southern accent and saying "yeehaw" and "boah" every 5 seconds >classmates are looking at me like I'm autistic >decide to take it a step further and pull out a real revolver from my bag >this'll add to the realism >Start shooting my classmates one by one >Everyone screaming and running for their lives >Teacher tries to stop me but I shoot him too >Anon is a retard, they all say >Finally run out of bullets and get taken down by the police >TFW typing this from jail So, how are you guys?

    based autist

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    its not even that bad ive seen ppl talk abt shoving the toilet scrubber handle up their ass n pussy n then putting it back n how they feel guilty everytime they see their family use it

    jesus fuck

    π•π•šπ• βˆ† π•Šπ•’π•”π•œ

    AMY

    POOKIE

    Based Autist

    >be me >sitting in class, bored out of my mind >decide to pretend to be Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 >start talking in a terrible southern accent and saying "yeehaw" and "boah" every 5 seconds >classmates are looking at me like I'm autistic >decide to take it a step further and pull out a real revolver from my bag >this'll add to the realism >Start shooting my classmates one by one >Everyone screaming and running for their lives >Teacher tries to stop me but I shoot him too >Anon is a retard, they all say >Finally run out of bullets and get taken down by the police >TFW typing this from jail So, how are you guys?

    based

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    no.

    Maybe

    Based Autist

    >be me >sitting in class, bored out of my mind >decide to pretend to be Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 >start talking in a terrible southern accent and saying "yeehaw" and "boah" every 5 seconds >classmates are looking at me like I'm autistic >decide to take it a step further and pull out a real revolver from my bag >this'll add to the realism >Start shooting my classmates one by one >Everyone screaming and running for their lives >Teacher tries to stop me but I shoot him too >Anon is a retard, they all say >Finally run out of bullets and get taken down by the police >TFW typing this from jail So, how are you guys?

    yaaaaa

    WANNA SEE MY EYES

    shooting up schools is overrated

    try assaulting military facilaties with ur own army

    Anonymous

    shooting up schools is overrated

    grooming children online is overrated

    Anonymous

    try assaulting military facilaties with ur own army

    been there, done that, got the t shirt

    Heroin Monkey

    grooming children online is overrated

    i agree. grooming adults is better

    shame that grooming adults makes the adults look pedophulic

    π•π•šπ• βˆ† π•Šπ•’π•”π•œ

    can you pick my new pfp

    gangsta spongebob

    Anonymous

    shame that grooming adults makes the adults look pedophulic

    I see u speak from experience

    and why does he have lsd things on his head

    u look pretty amazing tho

    lysergic somethin acid dymethelater

    >Be me, anon >5 years ago >Be in class one day, feeling horny as fuck >Decide to pull out my dick and start jerking off under the desk >Classmates notice and start freaking out >I don't give a fuck, keep going >autismo.jpeg >One girl comes up to me and tries to stop me >I grab her and force her head down onto my cock >Start fucking her face right there in the middle of class >Other classmates are in shock, too scared to do anything >Finish in her mouth and let her go >feelsgoodman.png >Teacher storms in, sees the aftermath >get expelled and sent to juvie >5 years later >total outcast hated by everyone >mfw my classmates will forever remember me as the retard who raped someone in class.

    Based Autist

    >Be me, anon >5 years ago >Be in class one day, feeling horny as fuck >Decide to pull out my dick and start jerking off under the desk >Classmates notice and start freaking out >I don't give a fuck, keep going >autismo.jpeg >One girl comes up to me and tries to stop me >I grab her and force her head down onto my cock >Start fucking her face right there in the middle of class >Other classmates are in shock, too scared to do anything >Finish in her mouth and let her go >feelsgoodman.png >Teacher storms in, sees the aftermath >get expelled and sent to juvie >5 years later >total outcast hated by everyone >mfw my classmates will forever remember me as the retard who raped someone in class.

    Based, was the girl hot?

    Based Autist

    >Be me, anon >5 years ago >Be in class one day, feeling horny as fuck >Decide to pull out my dick and start jerking off under the desk >Classmates notice and start freaking out >I don't give a fuck, keep going >autismo.jpeg >One girl comes up to me and tries to stop me >I grab her and force her head down onto my cock >Start fucking her face right there in the middle of class >Other classmates are in shock, too scared to do anything >Finish in her mouth and let her go >feelsgoodman.png >Teacher storms in, sees the aftermath >get expelled and sent to juvie >5 years later >total outcast hated by everyone >mfw my classmates will forever remember me as the retard who raped someone in class.

    based based based based based based

    but u couldn't have done a bit more

    Psycho Bandit

    Based, was the girl hot?

    She sure was

    Based Autist

    She sure was

    you shouldve ran out of the class with your dick still out and rape the teacher

    Heroin Monkey

    you shouldve ran out of the class with your dick still out and rape the teacher

    I know right?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    This is me, if u even care

    So you’re a pussy?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Image

    youre a cat femboy

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    oh so youre also a cat femboy

    π•π•šπ• βˆ† π•Šπ•’π•”π•œ

    NO

    you said that

    π•π•šπ• βˆ† π•Šπ•’π•”π•œ
    Image

    He's graduating from HIGH School alright

    π•π•šπ• βˆ† π•Šπ•’π•”π•œ
    Image

    can i pet him

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    bozo

    Listen I was in the right

    In case you all don't know autismaxxing is using your autism to reach your genetic potential rather than being a genetic deadend

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    Bro wtf thats messed up

    You r messed up jake kris

    u fucking bitch

    am i a nato reporting name for the mig 15?

    Wha is a pi

    Wha is a pimp

    Wha is a pimp??

    answer me

    Kristianβ€½
    Image

    He looks like he’s about to get his ass whooped

    i love porn

    i make them a lot

    i make good old money

    okay subscrive

    subscribe

    Onlyfans is too expensive

    I’ll use OnlyAC

    high heels on my tippies

    oshi

    Wha is a pimp??

    me

    i’m a pimp named slickback

    Wade XL

    He looks like he’s about to get his ass whooped

    he is

    I’m on 8 different drugs rn you need to be more specific

    Wade XL

    I’m on 8 different drugs rn you need to be more specific

    hi wadey boy

    Ξ±my

    hi wadey boy

    Sup amy

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    What about Lynx?

    Lynx is on randomly

    Dagger was yesterday

    He announced he was leaving

    where’s isaac

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    If any of you see him ask him to post the Discord link.

    to the wje disc?

    i can give it to you

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    When was the last time you saw him?

    yesterday when i was talking to him at like 12

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    could i have disc?

    no

    it’s member only

    ethan ur a mod again?

    he always was?

    oh i thought he got it taken

    ok brb im going to lunch

    sorry i js thought he got it taken again

    since wade did

    ok well gtg im eating lunch

    daggy jr come back

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wade got tooken away and dagger sadly.

    which is a good thing actually =3

    it was good ig lmaoooo i hate it tho

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wym i wasn't on last night

    Exactly ;)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Ethan tell Dani what you did last night

    ...............

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IVE SAID HI TO U FOR THE 6TH TIME

    :)

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    i had good sleep frfr

    And why was that?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Exactly ;)

    hi jake

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    And why was that?

    HI JÆK

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    i took melatonin?

    YO SAME I DOWNED A WHOLE BOTTLE

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    to what?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ,,,, i js had 20 mg..........

    I DOWNED IT

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DW BOUT IT

    tell me plz

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Jake cums on walls

    he has no pull game

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    yall worse than us smh smh

    facts

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    yall worse than us smh smh

    they’re worse than everyone

    if a pie falls who eats it?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HISS

    bite his dick off

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THATS HOW ITS GONNA BE HUH?

    you’re about as scary as a fat dump

    Ξ±my

    bite his dick off

    thats quirky

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i think hes gonna rape me yall

    he’s not manly enough

    he’s a twink

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hes gonna dick me down on some gangsta shit

    he doesn't really have a dick

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i think hes gonna rape me yall

    Better say pineapple

    Anonymous

    he doesn't really have a dick

    you could get the same effect by shoving a tic tac up your pussy

    oh yeah, he prob sent u images of other peoples dicks because of his tictac

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    COSMO IK U AINT TLKIN BRUH

    nor should u be talking

    yeah, salt flavored tic tacs

    sticking a finger in the pie

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    his dick big yall stfu

    how would you know

    deez man

    sticking a finger in the pie

    *pus

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i saw his boners

    why u looking at his bonners?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i saw his boners

    he prob just shoved a carrot in his undies

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i saw his boners

    What

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    he was wearing sweatpants

    Imma ask my parents to get me more for my birthday ;)

    i can school has it blocked

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SINCE IMA SEE HER TOMMOROW

    YOU ARE?

    -.. --- -. ..- - / .. ... / .-- . .. .-. -..

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BOOTY CHEEKS GO CLAP CLAP CLAP

    you goor

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    :(

    i’m dumb she’s a lesbian

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BOOTY CHEEKS GO CLAP CLAP CLAP

    no. booty cheeks go PBPBPBPPBPTH

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im kidding im not fucking my best friend u weirdos

    Shure

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im kidding im not fucking my best friend u weirdos

    I’m gonna fuck my best friend

    BITCH YOUR HIS BEST FRIEND.............

    deez man

    -.. --- -. ..- - / .. ... / .-- . .. .-. -..

    xonxt xs xexx thats all i got from that

    can i show you a text and then you tell me if it’s passive aggressive

    YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING MADI.......

    Ξ±my

    can i show you a text and then you tell me if it’s passive aggressive

    madi

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    urfavvirgo

    where's flaps

    EMILY

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    urfavvirgo

    HI GUYS

    I MISSED YOU

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WVERYBODY TEXT THAT NUMBER

    no, stop

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SPAM PORN AT IT

    1 MAN I JAR

    please don’t

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    yeah thats passive aggressive

    what do i say back 😭

    when was the last time flaps was on

    urfavvirgo

    when was the last time flaps was on

    hour ago

    Ξ±my

    what do i say back 😭

    say what's the attitude for

    just saying save u some time

    urfavvirgo

    say what's the attitude for

    no cause she’s genuinely scary and also it’s a group chat

    whatevr its fine

    i’ll just push her into the water or smth

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    Ξ±my

    no cause she’s genuinely scary and also it’s a group chat

    idc her name is Eliza that shit could never scare me

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    321 555 2412

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    PLEASE SHELL MURDER ME

    Anonymous

    amy->959-232-0689

    oh yeah that’s mine

    you can spam that

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    deez man

    911

    if u seand a dick pic to this number u get free house and food

    deez man

    if u seand a dick pic to this number u get free house and food

    but u lose money

    urfavvirgo

    what's the number-

    DONT TEXT HER

    Anonymous

    but u lose money

    but no tax

    Ξ±my

    DONT TEXT HER

    SEND HER PORN

    i’m sorry she’s scary

    deez man

    SEND HER PORN

    no

    i’ll beat you with an oar

    now if u take a screenshot of a dicpick with a 10yo on it, you get beat up in the house

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    hold on. read what u said again.

    that's not something ur supposed to say

    urfavvirgo

    Amy why tf would u say that

    i’m weak

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    Ξ±my

    i’m weak

    I can tell πŸ’€

    I WISH YOU WERE IN THE GC

    YOU WOULDA SMOKED HER ASS

    Ξ±my

    I WISH YOU WERE IN THE GC

    Add me

    urfavvirgo

    Add me

    it’s for rowing

    can i be in the group chat?

    my coach would genuinely kill me

    just give her ur apple acc and do shit from there

    Pretend I just moved and joined ur rowing team or smth

    if u kill a man are they dead?

    my coach is in there

    I'm genuinely going crazy u guys I'm so addicted to my phone

    urfavvirgo

    I'm genuinely going crazy u guys I'm so addicted to my phone

    it’s okay we all afe

    urfavvirgo

    I'm genuinely going crazy u guys I'm so addicted to my phone

    FEED THE ADDICTION

    ngl, i also have a tech addiction

    Ξ±my

    it’s okay we all afe

    I'm considering deleting snapchat

    and sticking to Instagram and messages

    that might be beneficial

    urfavvirgo

    I'm considering deleting snapchat

    (I'm not actually gonna do this btw)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Instagram supremacy

    i have ducks for you

    Ξ±my

    that might be beneficial

    real

    many game sites actually have psychologists who try to make the game more addicting

    okay anyways guys I'm gonna go bc like yk I'm kicking phone addiction to the side

    my brother and andrei do streaks

    emily rate this guy

    Ξ±my

    emily rate this guy

    he looks sad

    urfavvirgo

    he looks sad

    my friend took a random picture

    rate him though

    Ξ±my

    rate him though

    I can't do that kinda stuff anymore 😞

    urfavvirgo

    my bf the only man for me fr

    who is it

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Congrats on pulling one!

    real

    imagine having the rizzπŸ’€

    Ξ±my

    andrei?

    bro uglyπŸ’€

    i don’t remeber that one

    thats an... interesting name

    he like the one whos been solid for a while now yk

    do you have a picture

    Ξ±my

    i don’t remeber that one

    yea cause he like my bsf

    Ξ±my

    do you have a picture

    not on this phone

    dejon is a black name though

    someone kick that guy in his tic tac

    urfavvirgo

    not on this phone

    how many phones do you have

    He's lightskin with curly hair 😍

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    His girlfriend used to bully me

    he had a girlfriend

    Ξ±my

    how many phones do you have

    A lot

    urfavvirgo

    He's lightskin with curly hair 😍

    nice

    urfavvirgo

    A lot

    can i have some?

    urfavvirgo

    A lot

    are you a drug dealer

    can u give me some i dont have one