New Chat, No Mod Poll Talk

welp hr yalls day

What’s your opinion on Israel and Palestine?

which one the attacker again?

israel

Palestine

.

…no

?

Nuh uh Palestine attacked Israel

who is right bru

The Palestinian militant group Hamas launched an unprecedented assault on Israel on 7 October, with hundreds of gunmen infiltrating communities near the Gaza Strip. About 1,200 people were killed, and more than 250 were taken to Gaza as hostages, according to Israeli tallies.

acording to bbc news

:)

Therefore I’m right

tbh palistien

should like

🤓

back off isreal

tbh

Well Hamas wants the land back from Israel

isreal is gods city

And Hamas is a terrorist/freedom fighter group from Palestine so they’re invading Israel to get the land back

Facts

ain’t you catholic

Yea?

Are you Muslim or something?

amy wanna see sum bs?

Free free palestine

isn’t that judaism

waht u yappin bout sah

But why you guys talking about that

sah read

do i act muslim?

Free Israel

YALL WANNA SEE SUM BS A B SAID ABT ME AND SUM !????????

Idfk

so wade do you support the slaughtering of humanitarian aid workers and civilians in gaza

No

i mean i can see amy w one of thse hair thingu

half the stuff i say is about sex and drugs

YALL WANNA SEE SUM BS A B SAID ABT ME AND SUM !????????

YALL WANNA SEE SUM BS A B SAID ABT ME AND SUM !????????

YALL WANNA SEE SUM BS A B SAID ABT ME AND SUM !????????

Sur

nah i like my hair

anyway i’m more of a pagan

crazy bru

brud

Oh that’s wild

it was false obvi

IKR

Nah, bro, I will support palestine.

HOW AND WHY

sah u dummy

EXPLAIN

palestine attacked isreal

rylee cant be talking

IKR

mee too

she is a literal thot

SAH READ ^

definition of thot

greek gods

a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.

ThAT IS A THOT

Amy is a pastafarian prob

no i’m Hellenic

i am a pastafarian

Let’s count ‘em down! You, Toast, Me, Amy, Eli, That other guy

whats wrong with it

Tyler? I think was his name?

greek gods and stuff

may got a 77 on the rice purity test so maybe her

pfft

True

I DO NOT HAVE

I AM NOT A THOT BU

i got a 99

i AM NOT

A THOT TF

ive never been in a relationship

Ethan I’m talking abt Ry bro

oh

LMFAO

Guys, Israel has been attacking Palestine for years, but nobody cares. Innocent people have been dying for years, but nobody cared, and now a lot of innocent people are still dying there, they don't deserve that. The news? pff, of course they will portray Israel as the victim. Palestine has been oppressed by Israel for years.

Israel is God’s city

and why are we still talking ab polotics

Because funni

idfk im done rn ig

you should be Hellenic fr

Not in my Religion, it's palestine

its cool

FOR GOTHAMMMMMMMM

gettin bored tbh

JUSTICE

SLIDE INTO BATTLEE

lowk its a waste of time to argue abt that

best religion

israel killed 7 aid workers transporting food into gaza with percision guided missiles

BATMAN NEEDS HIS SUPPLIESSS

I am batman , i live in the shadows , justice , FOR GOTHAM , I Need to go to the batcave , batman needs his supplies , FOR GOTHAM , SLIDE INTO BATTLE , FOR GOTHAMMMMMM

But like Palestine invaded and murdered people and cut off their heads and YEEted them

israel has attacked hospitals and that is inhumane

no one appreciates Hellenism

Hellen Keller?

sah dsic

greek gods

no

at least 33000 people have been killed in gaza since the hamas attack that killed 1200

I'm dying here smh smh

MY CRAMPS

I did answer

ARE THE DEATH OF ME

CRABS

krabby patty

NO U FUCKING DUMBASS

C R A M P S

Ooh politics!

KRUSTY KRAB KREW

YOURE ALL WRONG

i’m on my period too

SaH supports Palestine

crazy

Isn’t she german??

stop talkin bout ur girl issues bru

Yes

And there is nothing wrong with it?

go talk abt it in a weird room lmao

NO?

BE NICE

I bet i know why she “supports palestine”

Guys let’s discuss our penises

w ur choclate

I'm not german

YES

do not put icyhot on ur balls

that is a warning

imagine being weirded out by normal bodily functions

trust me.

GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SCRATCHING METHOS

METHOD*

Guys are your balls itchy rn?

hand im pocket

卐🤝🇵🇸 fr

they suck so bad

L

I’m typing one handed

frfr

crazy wade

Oh, ig you can't read, I see.

tbh have u ever like hit urself

MEN WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BALL SCRATCHING STRATEGIES

w ur balls bru

If you are broke, I can buy you glasses RapBoat.

1. POCKETS

Sure i can, that’s how i read my RAPS

yikes

I SCRATCH THROUGH MY POCKETS

YURR

yup

real lmao wade i do same bru

ALSO JUST LIKE, RIGHT ON MY PANTS IN PRIVATE

crazy

BARE NAKED HOW DO YOU SCRATCH

i need my heating pads

Poor you guys

jake whyd you change your name to terry

.

wtf

BARE NAKED?

i js scratch bru tf?

THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS

personal reasons

SCRATCH THAT SHIT LIKE A CAT

IF YO BALLS GET ITCHY IN THE SHOWER WHAT DO YOU DO

.

Ethan is jake confirmed?

no dumbass

HOT WATER

he told us eaile

r

YURR

WHAT DO U DO IF U GET KICKED IN DA BALLS

Relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/notopbutok/

OWIE

I DEAL WITH IT LIKE A MAN

DEEP BREATHS

ik damn well u cappin

SO MANLY

TESTICULAR TORSIONNNNNN

I LAUGH IT OFF

twist of fate

what u do if ur ball turns

and cuts of ur sperm

Which balls

BOP IT TWIST IT PULL IT

*blood flow

LMFAO

they’re kidding they don’t have balls

Fr we all have pussys

GUYS DOES YOUR DICK EVER FLIP UPSIDE DOWN IN YOUR PANTS

That's why I'm asking which balls they are talking about

OMG DAGGER’S UNBLOCKED ON DOC

OMGGG

DOSC

OMGG

UAYAYAYAY

Tell him I said hi

And I miss him

And he was right about the site going to shit kind of

Jakey

why

smack it hit it

why is ur name terry

do anything you want with it

My friend is trying to find the site

why

Because I’ve told him too much

I’ve spilled WJE tea

Why

whoops

And now he’s curious

Nvm

i gave one of my friends this site, i dont know if hes on yet though

Ohhhhhh

Wade Wade wade

You know how you can do a friendship finisher in mortal kombat

Yes

he said he might use his minecraft gamertag from 2016

Israel and Palestine should do that

as a name

Lmfao yes

way to sell me out, man

WAIT WAIT WAIT

There’s a Rick and Morty episode where Rick stops Israel and Palestine from fighting

Lmao

Watch it fr

Also check wje crew rq

how about we lock israel and palestine in a big dome thats indestructable and leave them there for 20 years and see what happens

what now, ya got horny over israel's war crimes again?

which one ive watched all of them and therew nothing like that

Where he fights the President

Jakeee

MGGGG

OKAY

never going to happen

The Ricturian Mortydate

german is ez

sheitze

Haha! Good joke!

bless you

lol noob

Scheisse

German isn't easy, it maybe seems easy, but it isn't

it's just english without spaces

english might be harder

Is that the only german word you know? (ss=ß)

also ain't easy

with all the random letters that are always pronounced differently

my mom speaks german

Ig, english is a little bit easier, easier to learn, ig

Man?

OHHH okay, is she german?

Frieden im Nahen Osten

hell no, english is dumb

Tschüss!

YOU ALREADY LEARNED SOMETHING Tschüss ethan, bis später!

no shes irish

Are you the Furry Man?

Ah, okeokeee

farewell

she just lived in germany during part of college

she hates swiss german too

quite the college experience

Ngl, it's kind of weird😭

we should just bring back the 1st reich

the holy roman empire

no

constantinople

br

we should bring back greexe

guess so...

greece

the hellenic empire

hey big balls can you follow me

this is sparta!

brud

what about the 2nd reich, the german empire?

btw heroin, its me

Who are you

a friend of his

yes i know

Ohhh, wait

Sah

should i explain

pads to jake

how they have wings and shit UIHCSUISHCUI

SaH I’m sorry for lashing out earlier, I think I stepped over a line, ur not useless, ur still a mod of the site and I should respect even tho I’m angry

I need to see that reaction

PQGAKQHAHSJSJSHSJSJ OMG

I have to get off

fly away little pad

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Lebewohl

Salutations!

thoughts on hellenism

What is that?

big balls can you follow me

google

I don’t think anything about it

hai

greek empire

you must have an opinion ΣηυΔραγον

nah it’s worshipping the greek gods

Hello?

and amys obsessed with it for some reason

Can anyone see me?

no you’ve been banned actually

Helloooo

unghh

whatt

Daddy?

Mommy?

Helloooooo

WHATTT

he’s finally become the schizo he was destined to be

Hallo!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HI)

what

npc ass greeting

HALLLO

I do not know what that is

just ignore the schizo

👍🏻

jakey??

chat im learning german it kinda EZ

IM VISIBLE, BEHOLD MY 180 INCH SCHLONG

google translate it

I WAS GOING TO SAY "GÖRÜŞÜRÜZ" THAT'S TURKISH, IM MIXING UP LANGUAGES RN😭

i wanna learn norweagen

I WAS GOING TO SAY "GÖRÜŞÜRÜZ" THAT'S TURKISH, IM MIXING UP LANGUAGES RN😭

german is kinda fun rn.................

2 millimeter defeater

i’m learning greek

Okay then

oh wow i never knew

‘CyberDragon’?

ja, danke ! means Yes please!

wait mvn

means yes thank you

NO IT'S NOT

I’m learning sign language! Look!👉👌

WOAH

Ja danke! means yes thank you

I was going to say that

Lol

Anfänger

ETHAN OMG if you want, you can come over to Sw, so you can improve your german

brot means bread

ETHAN I CAN HELP YOU AS FAR AS I CAN

Yes yes

My fav word in German is Arschloch

That's a nice word, right

wasser und tee , bitte! , means water and tea please!

guys my stomach hurts

Wie geht es dir, Ethan?

.

Totally

TEA BRUV' OI I LOIKE TEA

Punch it

UM NOT THERE JS YET

bro

Hola

Is that for meeeee <3

Is that to meeee

IS THT TO ME?

JINX

it’s for all three of you

WHAT

YOU GUYS OWE ME A SODA

RUDE.

actually not ethan

Awwww

Hola

just wade and jake

YAAAY

AND I OOP

AWH TYSM DAGGY!

lmao <#

3

JAKE WE’RE SPECIAL ed

real

Tell him I miss him <3

und = and

Tell him he’s my daddy

miss who

Wait don’t tell him that

o

we know

umm

Dagger hates y'all actually

ehe

Excluded some people

AM I EXCLUDED BRU

Is that an image?

Only person dagger doesnt hate is Hailey

Heroin what is that

WAIT NOT THIS AGAIN

its a black image

Nope

herioin stfu

mmmm

also sah is it me?

am i 1 of em?

he likes me

and sah

amy can u ask him?!?!?!?!

and flsppy

Uhm

ABT ME?

PLS

CMON IM LEARNIN GERMAN

Not so sure amy...

too late

hm?

No, not really, ig

oh i’m sure

.

He likes Amy, I’ll tell u why on wje

ASK FOR ME RN PLSSSSSSS

Okay

Lemme kno what he says!

Huh? Amy is right

AMY ASK FOR ME PLS

Ima email him

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Good luck, idk if he will response to it

im in your walls

byeeee

He responded to my last one last week

BYEBYEEE FLAPÖY<3

ASK FOR MEEEEEEE

AMY PLS

Maybe last week

lol he hasn’t responded to me in months

fuck does that mean

Business

oh shush

Nunya

Make me :)

kaffe und milch bitte

nty

wait was this guy permabanned or just banned

waste of time

okay then

Woah

prob perma

show me his acc

why

slide the link rq

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ik sah did not js leave.

I got hoes in different area codes

Facts

worstjokesever.com/@%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0%E1%85%A0 his @ is really weird

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

My teacher jus said this why we dont do drugs

im finna pop 5 perks now

W

you are not gangsta hop off 💀

He is not banned

that is false he put it into his bio

a banned acc you can't even follow him

i belive

Because he doesn't likes you

wait nvm

Okay dont gotta be gangsta to pop perks

and for good reason

“finna”

SAH U NUGGLET U BETTER FUCKIN ASK FOR ME PLS

WHAT WHAT

ALSO GERMAN IS FUN

RN :D

I did🥰

KAFFE UND TEE BITTE