New

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yo

oh

jkjkjk

huh

hi yuanyuen

HUH

hey toast!

hi toaster

rhino!

Toast.

toast

Toast

LOGAN

hello

TOOOOAST

WADE

cosmo!

GUS

TOTST

Heya pal

mm.

TOAST

logan my balls

TOST TOOOOOAT TOAOAOOOAOAOTODOOFJTJSDT

🤮

hi yum myan

Call me daddy hum <3

Hello

🤒

Huh

huh

stop going after my master

Real

I saw that!

:c

good

#wadeformodagain

NO

wade

give her a whimpering audio

Oh hey Madi wsp

i am his anakin and he is my master, obi wan

YES PLEASE

ME NEED ONE

HSIUCHIUCHSIU

YOUR IN TROUBLE NOWW

Wt-

he teaches me the way of the fuck

LITTERALLY WADE ILL BE UR SLUT GIMMIE ONE.

#mattshouldgethispatheticassonhereandtakecontrol

Da waht now?

NOW.

me.

want.

Rylee bbg ill give u one

whimper.

ay yo?

audio.

NOW.

#yesheshouldbuthewontsoykmeformod

Bible verses in your bio are extremely ironic.

i know

Very

bhYUHUHhui

What is going on

bible verses anymore are extremely stupid

I am Marvel Jesus

I’m the Messiah

WADE

idk

GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS

hi madi

lemme change my bio now mane

GIVE HER THE WHIMPERNG AUDIO

Wait wade

Hi cosmo

Wsp?

wade

uwu now.

and ur my master. don't forget that

Are you and ry like a thing

guys we need to talk abt how fucking cool that scene where Godzilla uses his Atomic Heat Ray to drill into the hollow earth like he rlly just dug a giant fucking hole into the Earth

hi sooploosh?

Kill yourself, asshole.

I won’t

no

Uwu

Who even are you????

wade uwu now

No =3c

I’ll tell u in uwu

Nobody gives a shit. Shut the fuck up.

WADE UWU NOW.

let him geek out.

🫵🏻🤮

ayo

salutations what did i miss?

i assume something

hi shy!

hru

nothing im js gonna murder everyone.

No. Autistic kids like this thing need to be exterminated.

hi

....

I didn’t do anything

hi

It was easily one of the best moments in Godzilla history. Like I cant beleive ppl rlly thought Kong could win that fight n then Godzilla fucking drills halfway through the Earth just to get the fuckers attention.

bye.

I almost feel bad for wade

geeks run this world

you finally caught on

then i remember how much of a DICKHEAD HE IS

It showed very ewll that Godzilla was stronger than Kong

FUCK HIM UP RYLEE

You are autistic

my pfp is may’s fult

fault

THATS MY JOB

IDC

FUCK HIM UP RYLEEE

ooh

BEAT HIS ASSS

I love being the center of attention

violence

pick me boy

is the answer

What happened w Wade

Haha

you sure like violence

Speaking of, where’s Jakey

You are a retard.

i didn’t forget how to write sure

ur the center of my attention

Awwwww

ha!

he's a geek

geeks are cool

hru, shy dragon

unlike some people on here

He’s a little bitch.

I could choke u to death w my thighs n u'd prolly like it =3

dw bout it WADE

HES MY JAKEY

No reason

i’m good, what gave me away? i know i changed my name

"careful, matt might be watching"

What the fuck.

ur community posts

Let him watch.

i dont think so

POOKIE

Poecilotheria metallica is the cutest Octopus Kitty

ok

SCOOTET

*SCOOTET

STOP GOING AFTER MY MASTER

He’s your doggy.

scootet?

a new word in the english dictionary

!!!

what doggy do you have? your furry suit doesn't count

POOKIE HRU

YES

Ik who u r

NO

SCOOTER, HES MINE

Hi

???

NO NOT HU

HI

Pretty good hbu

good

not the time for hi

u got banned for a reason, so get out

ITS A WARZINE

ZONE

most beautiful Octopus Kitty look at them <3333

No you don’t. Everybody thinks they do, but you’re all wrong.

cuter than some

wadeyy

Amy sort of kind of exposed you

EW

hi rhino

poor spider

rhino

Wait do octopus kitties scare u?

hey cosmo

Ill delete it if u want

octopus kitties are yummy

nah pictures dont bother me

oh kk

look what i have to sit by

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. That’s hilarious. She has no idea who I am.

i j think theyre gross looking

.

what

ee

the fuck

ee

ew

Ik who u are

is that

who the hell is that

oh. I mean, they're def not for everyone

I won’t say tho

WADE

WHO IS HE

If you know you know

TELL ME NOW

TELL ME

i know youre secretly george washington.

U HOE

TELL US

SAY IT

Nah

SAY ITTTT

what?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i have your secrets wade.

tell me.

lemme be wades hoe

madi uwu

Hola

NO

I WANNA KNOW

blackmail him

I AM

WADE UWU NOW.

How many hoes I got?

TELL ME WADERS

tf he doing

wade

....

you should

tell me

me

on uwu

WHY HIS ARMS LOOK LIKE THT

no

cus yk i wont tell

ME TOO

huh?

TELL ME ON UWU

SAY IT

TELL ME

who's that

or else.

Last time I told u soemthing u told Amy, so errrrr no

no

ok when you show these pictures make sure to add a jumpscare/warning label.

Brazilian Jewel Octopus Kitty =3

u got jumpscared by that?

cus she asked nd you didnt actually tell me to tell no one

WADE

UWU

SSTOP IGNORINHG ME

she already knew that anyway

thats my ex

ouch

WADERS

TELL ME

why did he break up w/u?

It’s

so

Who broke up with who?

you should tell me

no need to say so, if u don't want to

cus im mal

WHO IS IT WADE

TELL ME

I KNOW UR SECRETS BRO

wade

TELL ME

What is going on

now

WHO TF IS THT>

cuz i was boutta break up w/ him nd get w/ his bsf. He js wanted say.

hes ignoring me :c

WHAT

tbh i broke up w/ him already nd he was like no dont please dont

What the fucks going on

tf

than hes like

ykw

oh

ur onna break up w/ me (witch i had already) so ima break up w/ u

Like

Uwu rq

WADE

i broke up with him nd he thinks that we was still tg cause he was pleading for me not to

can u tell me who tf tht is

on uwu

how long did it last, if u don't mind me asking?

ok wades mad at me

Ok

charlie

why are your exes

so fuckin ugly

idk

they js are

she has a taste for ugly peole

had

my old bsf said fletcher was "fine"

ok?

like

she was crushin on him

thinkin he was hot as hell

like

hes my ex luv.

salad

yes

Think what you want. This isn’t a metaphor or some shit. You don’t know who I am/

🤨

STOP GOING AFTER MY MASTER

Trust me I do

in my dreams :c

OMG

WADE

ASK

RYLEE

OUT

Why do you like wade so much 🤨🤨🤨🤨

idk

wade is

eh

im so cold

I’m likeable and hatable at the same time

flappppppy

ill warm u up <3

cough.

hi flappy

because i do

mallarddddddd

HES MINE

IVE TRIED TO

#wadeformodagain

STOP GOING AFTER MY MASTER

hiii<33

no bruh

No

AND HE WONT FREAKIN RESPOND

Hola

WADE SAY YES

I’m multitasking so hard rn

IK U LIKE HER

The relationship drama is crazy on here for a silly jokes website

he dont

he better.

FR

wade

bud

ry why do you like WADE

give the girl

what she wants

and look

my handsome sweet boy frl.

RYLEE

Wade is so sigma he doesn’t need a girlfriend

YK WHAT SUBMISSIVE BOYS LIKE

he is mine

MY B IM IN MY OWN WORLD

Do you even know what he looks like????

yes

I do

mhm?

What

Shut up Godzilla

Whatever you say.

Bro I have evidence of who you are

wade

text me

the names remeber

CMON

WATTAPAD

OH YES YESYES

I DO

HAVE U NOT SEEN

DUMBASS

SMH SMH

I DO

USE EM

USEEE EMMMM

Text???

MAYBE MAYBE

whered mal go

WAIT

VD

VIOLENT DAGGER>

DAGGER!

ITS DAGGER!

No

The other one

tf does the v stand for

I kinda know who dagger is

The kid

VENOMOUS DAGGER

No it’s the kid

i cant recall

Dagger had like 3 kids

what v

i dont think so

JUST TELL ME ON UWU WADE

Oh God, not this bullshit again. I don’t know how you think I’m similar to Dagger.

U got an email?

Yes, Wade. Tell her. It’s false anyways.

uh-huhh

Sus

I could suffocate u by sitting on ur face n u'd prolly like it

oh rly

Only a fool would post this type of information here.

Kill yourself/

Idk how else to tell u privately unless u got uwu crew

Hello

Disgusting creature.

No =3c

wade hates me

hi el

hi cosmo!

Get Discord.

El fuck if

off

With good reason.

But like besides that

MAN

WONDER WHERE DAGGER JUNIOR IS

WE HAVENT TORTURED HIM IN A HOT MINUTE

damn ghosting me

its not that deep smh

My bad one sec

k.

RYLEE

BAD

BAD RYLEE

NO PERIODS

NO BC NOW IM SCARED.

*spray spray*

SPRAY BOTTLE

BAD RYLEE

BAD KITTY

meow

good cat

HAAHHAAH

HUHIUHJSOI

Can I tell u on an old joke?

k imma hop off.

Bye

cya.

bye