Irony of Exclusion

welcome to the whatever-tf-we-are club

hell ya

LMAOO

hell yeahhh

WHo is in the whatever-tf-we-are club?

everyone on here

yeah

Idm then.. everyone HATES me

not me, well kinda but not really

i followed u

and i folllowed u

thx

np :)

im bored

hi ry

hii

hru

eh

hello hello hello

alright i guess, you?

YALL I NEED IDEAS ON WHAT TO DRAW.

i'm also doing fine. im currently eating lunch

uh.... ok

...

ooohhh

you should give me a drawing idea

food?

is that good?

huh?! It's like 19:38 in the UK, ur eating lunch rn?!

im not in the uk...

a panda eating pizza

a panda-eating-pizza

yeah i know, i mean that ur eating lunch while i have already had my tea/dinner

NO THE POOR PANDA :)

(:<

in the great words of madi, MUAHAHAHAHA

Age reveal, GO....I'm 13

ur not 13

I am

who talks like this

ur not

:)

el

On here I am ;)

in ur dreams

irl, u'r not

Yes, but on here i am

please can we not argue

you are lying about your age

anyway, i'm twelve, isnt wade twelve.

nope

Wade's allowed on here

hes like 14

He told me he was twelve

he isn't

trust me

And so did everyone else

?????

Oki, but u can't kick me off coz i'm twelve

age isnt a concept

he isn't 12. he's in 8th grade

ur not even 12 yet

ummmm... i don't understand american years

I am :/

bro

hi flappy

ur bday is in like march or may

so...

some people really i cant see them succeeding in life

yah..

No...

i thought it was..

I'm probs one of them, tho, I do succeed further than the rest of my year, believe it or not.

ok lemme draw brb

No, it was like last week

ill show u when i get home

oki

oh

oh right. nvm

Ya, my bday's on the 6th of February

Yea I don't believe it.

I know you don't

oh, so happy late bday

Thankyou =)

oc

...

ded chat

whos stalking? (el, ur fine)

what?

a bunch of people are just hovering w/out talking

ok

thats what we meant by that

...

…?

sos i left for a sec

What is up

sos?

what?

hi sonic

i gtg but i’ll be back later

it means sorry

i gtg in like 5 mins

hello

ehh ok. sos normally means “save our souls” and is used to signal distress ig

*not me playing with pop its and fidgets rn coz i'm bore

bored*

it does not mean sorry ... _ _ _ ...

yeah ik, sorry to worry u

oh

it was adapted as "save our souls" because that was one pof the fastest ways to do something like tha

as a distress signal

(^.^)

...

dont ask

sry is short for sorry

I am bored

ohhh ok thx

hi bored, i am cosmo

El can you go away

hello, i will follow u

this is the only thing i can do coz i'm bored

bro shes fine now. shes currently now the "legal age" for her to be here

Ok lol

what

I'm 12, my bday was last week

hi amy

who the fuck left you out

who u talking to

😭

sonic, shes fine

rylee, apparently someone's "leaving her out"

yeah, but it was a random interjection to the conversation

so...

????

Young one

ur older than me?

he's like 13 or something

ohhh

okii

pedophile material

No

she can be...

i did not think of that

Much older

14 or 15?

I followed u

i gtg in a few min

Bro why do you wanna know so bad

idk

im just curious

...

ded chat

NO

gtg

not dead chat

oki byeee

DEAD CHAT

dead

Hi

Hello

hey el :3

heyyy hru?

people from school

oof, ignore them, they little cunts yeah

yeah

i'm totally not using slime on my bed...

UUHJIUHJSJ

ITS CRUSTY ASWELLL

Not me regretting life choices.

HELP ITS GETTING EVERYWHERE NOOOO😭😭😭

I think i'm gon' put it away...

cum

huh?

My fingers need mental support now, they are covered in must,dust and crust😭😭

hi

THEY NEED SHOWER. not mental support, SHOWER. WASH .

i wasn’t worried :) i was just confused (hehe)

ohhhhh yeahhhhh im so dumb lol

I totally didn't just rip a fidget in half...

I FIXED IT!!

zeruel

huh

hi guys

hii

hru

hello

hola

i hate getting left out

hru

ooh

guys

Krsi

are you one of alastors alts

MONKEY

im good, hbu

Hello

hi

Hello Elsa

No its shy

oh

Hey Shy

hru? (also, its El... yk?)

toast no more vertigo i swear

Are you sure?

But u can call me elsa if u want

yes

is anyone good on smh

no more gang

oh ok

me! :) tho u hate me

i dont hate you i just dont like talking to you

hello

Well, could i change that?

nope, nope and nope again! how are you?

wait can you guys see me

yeah...

kk

I dont trust a soul

i dont trust nobody

why? u banned or smt?

no

huh

yes, we jsut hate you

HI FLAPPYYY

prolly not lmao

yes, unless i’m hallucinating and that’s quite unlikely

hey flappy

hi amyyyyy

Wait are u Vertigo or Ubisoft Addict

i literally just said no more gang

wsg toast

Oh... oki

Hiii toast =3

just chilking

SOOPY

Hey Soop

Hiii

ye we just don’t give a shit

sorry pookie

Salutations Sooploosh

Wait why do we hate Kris what did he do

How are you?

Amy Kris has a crush on you

it’s a joke lmfao we don’t actually hate him

oh

hi soop

I do

Hello opium primate

not really

lies

hes my pookie

no lie

no isaac actually said that amy was his pookie beak today

im not joking

bear

crazy

didnt ask

yeah i know we do that

ratio

pookie beak? huh?

its so cold

as a joke

what happened in the brief time period i was gone?

hate my school 😭

do i need to know

?

cope harder

nout rlly

:)

guys my pp just got hard

oops commented too soon

ummmm... intersesting?

Ok. Good answer

rub it really fast to release the spermatozoa

what the-

da fuk is spermatoza

the full name for sperm

oh

you should know that, cause you are one

NOOO 😭😭😭

idiot

Why… just why… why did you feel the need to share that with us?

im rubbing it really fast nothings happening

make sure you use vaseline or ceravd

NoOoO 😭😭

ve

kiil yourself shyfagon

please dont announce when youre about to go fap

to make sure it is properly lubricated

my friend told me to use rubbing alcohol or apple cider vinegar

flappy bird?

em

should i do that?

h... how do you know this...

shut up

your friend is very wise

fappy bird

yes for sure absolutely

use WD-40

he said to pour it down th ehole

lol

da fuk is wd 40

an oil

El

wait

El

is that

wait

amy, hpw do u know this stuff?

Wait a minute

also heroin monkey vertigo isnt a thing anymore

huh? wdym

your that guy

yes...

Wait

eh

whatevre

who doesnt know this stuff?

you had a spark but it left?

spreay

i thot that was a beverage

have you been on the site before?

yes...

how is this a beverage

its freya the forg whisperer

I used to alt all the time but i have stopped now. i also used to troll

i drink it in the garage

huh

the lightbulb poofed. the gas lamp extinguished. poof!

lol

you would be dead by now

on a scale from 0 to 10 how normal is my current behaviour/the vocabulary i am issing

usibg

1

using

0

-1

you had to correct using 3 times

sin 90

-2

the “poof!” at the end was too much i think heh

hmmmm nah

ooh okay, what makes it so unnatural?

who else used to think that cum was stored in the sack?

✋

yes, my keyboard want so cooperative, i was going to press delete but i pressend return istead

wow

* pressed and instead

KRIS

isn’t it created and stored in the testicles?

pee is stored in the balls

the sperm is

what?

to get a girl pregnant you have to pee in her booty hole

DFGH;']

no… you have to shove your male genitalia (penis) into the female’s genitalia (vagina) and orgasm. that’s how. do not, DO NOT ask me how i know so well.

crazy

ooh, a major disappearance of people. i have used the word “ooh” a lot of times today

no. XD

ded chat

a dead chat indeed

HG'

9 people and this is the conversation produced? wow, i thought i was bad at conversing (am i?)

guys talk about something

pornography

i am strange when it comes to fictional crushes

is the fuckin pasta video an actual pornhub video

im gonna go look it up

STOP

NO

STOP

am i bad at conversing?

no

maybe'

why? :) (i will *try* to not get offended, quite easy)

too formal

the meme that i posten on my account

hi guys?

why the question mark

hi!

oh?

hey El

Gaghiel

hi soopy

Hiii Cosmo ^v^

hru?

good

hbu

was ur day particularly nice or was it just peaceful

hi

SOOPY

Also im very good bc I made a new irl friend recently n they're very cool

Nice

not in a mean way but ur kinda scaring me - bring quite formal

what the hell is that? do i want to know? (i’m wondering what Gaghiel is)

gaghiel is the giant fish angel from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Ry are you still there?

Hey do they miss me on bp? I left like months ago now

why did that make me happy? oh ok

idk

probably not

:O

that sites dead by now

i’m also gone haha

oh haah

all thats left is the most annoying of th ebunch

a fish… angel?

like that 40 year old pagin feminist

Yeh,

so i’m scary because of my formality? noted.

Zeruel

oh...

just duuu eeett naaooow

whats this

Good. Angels are good. ?

Ooh awkward silence at my end

Not in Evangelion they arent

Sachiel

Are demons/devils good then/there?

hru uys

guys*

There r no demons

yum, that looks like scrumptious breakfast material!

well, Evangelion Unit 01 is designed after the one horn oni, which is a demon from japanese folklore

sad.

yeah.

Hey

TOAST DID YOU FINISHT HE HOTEL INVOICE

neutral, tilting slightly to the madness that accompanies nighttime, mixed with good and bad. normal. what about you? how are you doing this evening?

ingenious the gang doesnt exist anymore'

WHY

I SAW

i get made fun of

it was lowkey kinda cringe

Sad. Cry.

At school?

ye

aw how sad

what the actual hell is that?

This is Evangelion unit 01 btw

I like this shot of her

bro has never seen a cow before

i'm good, not doing much... i keep forgetting we are in the same time zone- isj

ish*

You’re British right?

Ye

we are 1 hour apart. :) ( why am i enjoying this so much?)

i don’t know who that was directed to so i’ll answer. yes

BO’O’O’WA’A

oh, so one of u guys is ahead of the Greenwich, and the other before?