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How to Not Live

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    • You’ve gotta be shitting me

    Become a space hitchhiker without a towel

    Go swimming in a wedding dress while drunk

    hire a assassin while hiding your face and hire them to kill you

    Shank yourself in the kidney

    Do something worthy of the electric chair (this only works in Texas Kentucky Alabama Florida or Tennessee though)

    Cut all of your limbs off and roll into a swimming pool

    Natural selection during the purge

    WC siarra

    Cut all of your limbs off and roll into a swimming pool

    how would i cut of my last arm?

    The Radio Demon

    how would i cut of my last arm?

    Uh well technically you don’t need to or you could get help or use your mouth

    WC siarra

    Uh well technically you don’t need to or you could get help or use your mouth

    yes

    Why don’t you want to be alive though?

    mneh, life, prob depression, but reading these suggestions cheered me up (i found them a little funny, like joke funny not funny stupid. i hope it was sort of a joke), dysphoria, ✨society✨

    Well I’m really sorry you feel like that. If you need somebody I’m here

    Maybe jump off a cliff or smth? Isk

    I think you could go skydiving without a parachute (that would definitely be the most fun), maybe sleep on the highway (you will be run over)

    Unfair Weaverfish