Hi pooker wookers.

hi

hi

hello

wassup genna

who are you?

The better question is..who age you?

Are*

Dammit that was a solid line. FUCK

wadeyyyy

huh

our gang is called vertigo

chunke i sin charge of the texas branch

NICE

bro lost it

im a kid who is gonna be a cosmologist intern

Im a person

ur an addict

do women shit?

No

Women don’t burp, fart, or shit

Hey Kris

or breath

or walk

or live

FOR THE SHIRAI RYU

uh, i dont get that refrence, master

FOR THE LIN KUEI

3, 2, 1, FIGHT

did u guys just become anime guys or something?

Huh

GET OVER HERE

who?

what?

where?

when?

why?

how?

FLAWLESS VICTORY

BRUTALITY

stop anime-ing urselves. its cringier than fur suits

SCORPION WINS

WADE

TOAST

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?

WHAT NEWS

MORTAL KOMBAT 2 IS IN POST PRODUCTION

HELL YEAH

DID YOU SEE THE LEAKS?

NOT YET MAYBE

I THINKYEAH

stop. im gonna fall asleep

COSMO

TOAST

LEMME TRY AND FIND SOME

im not a videogame geek

MOVIE

yeah, whatever.

hi guys

hi leo

hru

im okay

are the people on the wje people chat still convinced that im a pedo?

i see it

This was shown in the first one Toast

YAY

hmmm i think so, i dont think you are one though

There’s more leaks but they’re blocked for me rn

THE GUY WHOES NAME I CANT SPELL

bro that looks like groot

There’s Kitanna, Sharp Khan, Johnny, Scorpion, Baraka, and Quan Chi leaks

*Shao Khan

thx. im surprised that they believed one of those hate accounts.

real

you also believed them, tho

yeah i did but im stupid so lol

hey, its fine. it happens. besides, its a good idea never to trust someone online fully

Sharp Khan sounds like he would go so hard

Yeah cosmo I definitely don’t fully trust you fr

Jk jk

wait so who is the shirai ryu and like

hi jake

i have so many questions

its some mortal kombat shit or something

His Hammer as leaked, it’s big

My clan

*was leaked

White Lotus is cooler change my mind

got it ;-;

My clan is Donnachaidh

It’s the coolest of them all

HOW DARE YO-

>:)

All your clan got is…shit. Lord Raiden.

oh wait thas why your username is scorpion because its like the clan symbol or smth?? (i googled it)

Exactly

FOR THE SHIRAI RYU

FOR THE LIN KUEI

We have..uh..me

We gotta combine our clans, the White Lotus is too strong

Can scorpion do this?

Also here’s the Lion Kuei

Didn’t think so

JAEY

GYA

I took this photo and it actually looks sick in high def

No

but he can

burn stuff

hi toast

So can lightning

But it’s blue

And cooler

Well Jake. You know what I can do?

Stab people with a little knife on a string? Yeah, so cool

I can murder Raiden.

my brother streams mortal kombat on twitch but ive always thought the game and the lore was kinda weird

MK9 was fucking perfect change my mind

Scorpion’s design in that game is so badass

Based

MK9 has the best Scorpion and Subsero

My dad should NOT have been letting me play that when I was 6

But it was badass

lol murdered Raiden again

It's a scorpion; of course it would have a "bad ass".

Oh please these are just fatalities

When has it actually been canon

No this is the trailer

Uh huh

The cinematic trailer for mk11

Google it

Uh huh

Google it, I bet bragging rights

Uh huh

;-;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klla8F-hxuw

Uh huh

should i watch it

Ye

MK9 or MKX

i literally watched like 30 seconds and then clicked off

it was um

violent

Bloody

Hella cool

See look how cool that is

So badass

Order: 9, X, 11, MK1

bro im cracked at mario kart 8

mario kart 7 is the best one

....i didnt know there was a mario kart 7

Lmao

hi guys.

hi cosmo

Well if there’s a Mario kart 8 there’s gotta be another 7 that came before it

yeah i know but i didnt know it was like popular

lol

HELP

THAT

AUFHGH

knows what

whos mia

True

my freind

augh i cant talk

hi angel

skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

angel cosmo do you wanna join my gang?

hi scholar

nah. im going solo

its peaky blinders style

nah

i am my own man

wait so gangs?

how does that work?

i have no idea what is going on either

unimportant

why is it unimportant

wait ubisoft addict since your not scholar anymore what should i call you....

cuz i dont know how it works

ubi ubisoft kris kristian or addict

um okay

or krissy

then why recruit us?

...

shut up

L

so...

hru

we might be assassinating world leaders though

nah. that was our governments job 70 years ago...

we don't talk about liquidation...

where the hell is everyone

hello pookie wookie

who age you 💀

ive been summoned

hello madi

WHO AGE U?

how are you?

BITCH CUIHCIUCAUI

chihuahua

ima bouta beat u amy thts how i am

oh why

A FLAT

BEAN!

THT CANT FLY!

i love beans

i eat beans

sh

i saw tht comment smh

A PINTREST DUDE

self cannibalism

hi?

amy do you wana join my gang?

AND UR LIKE "i like ur hair"

SMH WHILE I WAS GETTING BASHED

U FAKER

i like his hair

hi cosmo <3

it’s nice hair

simp

nah u just like his looks

madi do you wanna join my gang?

no his face is kinda ugly

didnt know u liked tht BBC

liar

he’s lightskin

kinda gang is it?

he doesn't even know

SEE HOW U KNOW

the autism anomalies?

peaky blinders style

jake might join

were called vertigo

because, unfortunately, i have been gifted with eyesight

if you call it that i’ll join

im not gonna call it that

kill yourself e trash

how did autocorrect change worthless to “e”

cap

EWWWW

fax no cap 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

hey, you are back!

what happen now amyers

UR DOING THT THING AGAIN

if you don’t jack off to johnny drop you’re not a true man

OMG

ok

AMY HES RIGHT

can i put a ss of it

rq

yes

I GOT SS

NOOOOOO

do it madison

PLEASE BABY?

MADI THATS ILLEGAL DISTRIBUTION OF CHILD PORN

JUST FOR A SEC

SO SHE CAN SEE

oh you LOVE that

who that

I DON'T WANNA SEE IT THOUGH 😭

johnny depp

FINE ILL SEND IT TO U ON UWU OK AMY?

grow a pair and look away

okay :)

NO

THIS GIRL LIKE BEAR ASS CHEEKS

wtf??????????

AND SO I WORKED MA MAGIC

balless

(I'm just messin around)

he hasn’t had his daily meds yet dw about it

NUH UH

yuh uh

I ALREADY HAD MY IBUPROFEN STFU

ibuprofen is for the weak

real men take fetanyl

i know lol it wasnt about you it was about um the thing on uwu

YEAH IT WAS NASTY

You must take a lot

real shit

amy admits she's a dude

Amy is a REAL. MAN.

realer than you’ll ever be

what the fuck is going on

at least i’ll pass 5’7 you midget whore

FUCK YOU YOU LESBIAN CUMSLUT

popcorn, madi?

stealing my insults?

cum

you drink cum by the ounce

i literally just realized i am very short ;-;

in me

im not even 5'2..

same. welcome to hobbit gang of wje

;)

i’ll step on you

STOP PROJECTING

i am 5'3

put some inches in me

im like 5'1

or js 5

you projectile cum into your sluts

SHE WILL CAUSE "SHE" IS A MAN

your big black oily men

I ONLY HAVE ONE SLUT

OH NO!!!!!!!!! ITS A HERSHEY

DAMN RYLEE

i like children ;)

call me

hi rylee

quoted

DIDNT KNOW U WAS SHORT

hii :D

hol on one itsy bitsy second. ay yo?

HIII <3

UHIUEHJIJSOIJEIOJSSJEUOHJESIU

I DOKT GRT S HI

IM SRRY HVSUIBHIIUSHI

the hell is going on

hi

Baby

charmin bear 9/11

I have to tell you something....

ayo...

JAKE

U HOE

HELLO

SMH

ARE U PREGO?!

I HAVE TO TELL VIHUSHVIHVIUS

hi bob

NO

AHAGAGADFGYFA

HELP

YES

I AM

PREGO WITH EGGOS

WHAT!?

heuiijsiujiuejiuewjiushuhjuijwijd

UR PREGNANT?

FROM WHO?

NO

NO

the fuck is going on

MADI

idk

SCREENSHOTTED

SCREEENSHOTEDDDD

EMAIL ME SOMETHING

ILL GIVE U MY EMAIL

SORRY BABY IM HERE I WAS QUOTING AMY'S PEDOPHILE COMMENTS

that’s racist

johnny depp (i wish it was me)

ill get on the quotebook someday.....

someday!

I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING

is it a girl?

OKAY

IM

SNIFF

IM 5'3 IN A HALF

if it is you should kill it cause female infantcide is based

IM NOT THE FULL 5'4

AWWWW

cocaine

MY SHORT LATINA ASS

i wish i was a victim

Just means I gotta lift your chin up a little bit more to look at me <3

youre still taller than me so :D

UVHDUIVHUBIHBIUBH

PSLPSLSLSPSLPSLSPSLPSPSL

and when she’s sucking that micro

<333

gotta elevate

SHUTUP ITS BIGGER THAN YOURS

"REAL MAN"

HRT DOESNT COUNT TRANNY

actually ive seen it

when hes hard fr

NO YOU HAVE NOT

big dick yall

YES U DID

BLUE LED LIGHTS

U LIAR

I COMMEND YOU, VILE WRETCHEN

WHAT

YEAH

YEAH REMEMBER

AND THEN ANOTHER

i think u were sitting on the couch idk

IN JEANS

I DIDN'T SEND HER DICK PICS GUYS I SWEAR

wtf

HES A FUCKIN LIAR

i believe you jake

you pedi

prdo

pedo

i show cleavage of my tits

YEAH

NOT TITS

what cleavage

AND I HAVEN'T SHOWN MY DICK

LIES

it wouldn’t show up probably

NOT LIES

it doesn’t use enough pixels

like the v tank top ones

LMAO

ohhhhh

kinda just show ur tits a bit yk

yeah

hehehe

LIKE THE TOPS THT MAKE UR BOOBS LOOK GOOD

i don’t like wearing v necks they make me look weird

i looked better in high collar shit

im

going

jake you should work on attributing more pixels to your penis

wear a fucking turtleneck so we have to see less of you

turtleneck with a hood

when im not wearing a uniform i usually wear low neck stuff but i dont rlly have a preference lmao

you should just wear a burkha atp so we don’t have to suffer

ACTUALLY NO

JAKE

GET THOSE T SHIRTS

you should just wear nothing and go jump in the arctic sea and fucking die

THT WRAP AROUND THE CHEST NICELY

YK LIL TIGHT

so i can see all that

god damn...

MY CHEST IS NOT BIG

I NEED TO WORK IT OUT MORE

A LOT MORE

do you guys like brandy melville

you should get circumcised by a cult leader and start another jonestown

You should still go die in the arctic sea

STFU JAKE

ITS BIG

SHUSH

I LIKE IT

STFU

ITS NOT BIG

LEMME SEE EM

(unlike my dick)

LEMME SEE THOSE ARES

ARMS*

i’m not weak like you

IM UNDERWEIGHT

what???

JAKE

I WILL SLAP U

lying through your teeth

I DON'T HAVE BIG MUSCLES

IDC!

me neither

I LIKE EM

GIMME

MINE

VEINY HANS

HANDS*

ARMS

YUM YUM