Also how did ur face even get shown here if u didnt mean to?
We were on call and I didn't know how to turn off my camera, my face was shown. Usually I don't share my face on the internet, or my real name, which is a shame.
We were on call and I didn't know how to turn off my camera, my face was shown. Usually I don't share my face on the internet, or my real name, which is a shame.
We were on call and I didn't know how to turn off my camera, my face was shown. Usually I don't share my face on the internet, or my real name, which is a shame.
You look like a male jew that transitioned, you dysgenic fuck. Shame on your parents for having sex and forcing you to live through your miserable existence.
You look like a male jew that transitioned, you dysgenic fuck. Shame on your parents for having sex and forcing you to live through your miserable existence.
Cool, thanks for the compliment! It really boosted my self esteem.
You look like a male jew that transitioned, you dysgenic fuck. Shame on your parents for having sex and forcing you to live through your miserable existence.
I don't know but you can change the color of your face to blue by hanging yourself.
Thats not funny. Not bc its "offensive :c" its just plain unfunny. Like, ur showing that ur annoyed by them by being excessive abt it. Ur insults arent calm enough n so it makes it look like ur face is all red, ur eyes have lil concentric circles around them, n steam is coming out ur ears w a little tea kettle sounds whenever u say smthn
Thats not funny. Not bc its "offensive :c" its just plain unfunny. Like, ur showing that ur annoyed by them by being excessive abt it. Ur insults arent calm enough n so it makes it look like ur face is all red, ur eyes have lil concentric circles around them, n steam is coming out ur ears w a little tea kettle sounds whenever u say smthn
Thats not funny. Not bc its "offensive :c" its just plain unfunny. Like, ur showing that ur annoyed by them by being excessive abt it. Ur insults arent calm enough n so it makes it look like ur face is all red, ur eyes have lil concentric circles around them, n steam is coming out ur ears w a little tea kettle sounds whenever u say smthn
maybe if he were like, softer (cant think of a better word) instead of being so loud (still cant think of a better word) it would be funnier but it just seems like hes an agry person
H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy!
H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy!
H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy!
Matt is such a lazy, fat fuck, he can't even move three of his cheeto-dusted, pudgy fingers at a time without getting an asthma attack, let alone joints. That's why he makes 1 update a year and uses a bot to ban people.
Matt is such a lazy, fat fuck, he can't even move three of his cheeto-dusted, pudgy fingers at a time without getting an asthma attack, let alone joints. That's why he makes 1 update a year and uses a bot to ban people.
Matt is such a lazy, fat fuck, he can't even move three of his cheeto-dusted, pudgy fingers at a time without getting an asthma attack, let alone joints. That's why he makes 1 update a year and uses a bot to ban people.
NARRATOR:
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
:
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
:
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
:
The bee, of course, flies anyway
:
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:
(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
:
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY:
Coming!
:
Hang on a second.
(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
:
Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN:
(Through phone)
- Barry?
BARRY:
- Adam?
ADAM:
- Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY:
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
(Barry flies down the stairs)
:
MARTIN BENSON:
Looking sharp.
JANET:
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
BARRY:
Sorry. I'm excited.
MARTIN:
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
:
A perfect report card, all B's.
JANET:
Very proud.
(Rubs Barry's hair)
BARRY=
Ma! I got a thing going here.
JANET:
- You got lint on your fuzz.
BARRY:
- Ow! That's me!
JANET:
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
(Barry flies out the door)
JANET:
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
newspaper)
BARRY==
- Hey, Adam.
ADAM:
- Hey, Barry.
(Adam gets in Barry's car)
:
- Is that fuzz gel?
BARRY:
- A little. Special day, graduation.
ADAM:
Never thought I'd make it.
(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
BARRY:
Three days grade school,
three days high school...
ADAM:
Those were awkward.
BARRY:
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
ADAM==
You did come back different.
(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
ARTIE:
- Hi, Barry!
BARRY:
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
ADAM:
- Hear about Frankie?
BARRY:
- Yeah.
ADAM==
- You going to the funeral?
BARRY:
- No, I'm not going to his funeral.
:
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
:
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
ADAM:
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
highway)
:
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our regular day.
BARRY:
I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
students)
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)
:
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
ADAM:
- We are!
BARRY=
- Bee-men.
=ADAM=
- Amen!
BARRY AND ADAM:
Hallelujah!
(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
ANNOUNCER:
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
:
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
DEAN BUZZWELL:
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
:
...9:
:
That concludes our ceremonies.
:
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
ADAM:
Will we pick our job today?
(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)
BARRY=
I heard it's just orientation.
(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically
loaded into the buses)
TOUR GUIDE:
Heads up! Here we go.
ANNOUNCER:
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
BARRY:
- Wonder what it'll be like?
ADAM:
- A little scary.
TOUR GUIDE==
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
:
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
Barry:
This is it!
BARRY AND ADAM:
Wow.
BARRY:
Wow.
(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive
complicated Honey-making machines)
TOUR GUIDE:
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
:
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
:
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
:
Our top-secret formula
:
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
:
into this soothing sweet syrup
:
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
EVERYONE ON BUS:
Honey!
(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into
the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)
ADAM:
- That girl was hot.
BARRY:
- She's my cousin!
ADAM==
- She is?
BARRY:
- Yes, we're all cousins.
ADAM:
- Right. You're right.
TOUR GUIDE:
- At Honex, we constantly strive
:
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
:
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
(The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the
ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but
you can hear him groan)
:
ADAM==
- What do you think he makes?
BARRY:
- Not enough.
TOUR GUIDE:
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
(They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each
wearing a finger-shaped hat)
Barry:
- Wow, What does that do?
TOUR GUIDE:
- Catches that little strand of honey
:
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
ADAM:
(Intrigued)
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
TO
Matt is such a lazy, fat fuck, he can't even move three of his cheeto-dusted, pudgy fingers at a time without getting an asthma attack, let alone joints. That's why he makes 1 update a year and uses a bot to ban people.
Ultraman can beat Godzilla even when Godzilla is 100m. Ultraman has fought monsters larger than himself before and has also fought monsters similar (but not as strong) as Godzilla (Bemular, Red King, Gomora, and Jirahs, who is a Godzilla suit w a frill and yellow spray paint). He can lift 200,000 tons, so he can toss Godzilla, who is 60,000 tons around like a doll. Ultraman is also resistant to most beams, and in Shin Ultraman, he was shown to be able to absorb Gabora's radioactive beam in his chest n neutralize the radiation so Godzilla's atomic breath would be ineffective. Ultraman is also very fast and can fly, meanwhile, Godzilla is large and slow-moving. Ultraman can also frequently use ranged attacks frequently, while Godzilla's Atomic Heat Ray needs time to regenerate. Furthermore, Ultraman is far smarter than Godzilla. While Godzilla has often displayed sentience and intelligence, it does not compare in the slightest to Ultraman's intelligence. In "Shin Ultraman" It was stated that all of human knowledge was merely common sense to him. Ultraman also seems to be more durable than Godzilla.
Ultraman can beat Godzilla even when Godzilla is 100m. Ultraman has fought monsters larger than himself before and has also fought monsters similar (but not as strong) as Godzilla (Bemular, Red King, Gomora, and Jirahs, who is a Godzilla suit w a frill and yellow spray paint). He can lift 200,000 tons, so he can toss Godzilla, who is 60,000 tons around like a doll. Ultraman is also resistant to most beams, and in Shin Ultraman, he was shown to be able to absorb Gabora's radioactive beam in his chest n neutralize the radiation so Godzilla's atomic breath would be ineffective. Ultraman is also very fast and can fly, meanwhile, Godzilla is large and slow-moving. Ultraman can also frequently use ranged attacks frequently, while Godzilla's Atomic Heat Ray needs time to regenerate. Furthermore, Ultraman is far smarter than Godzilla. While Godzilla has often displayed sentience and intelligence, it does not compare in the slightest to Ultraman's intelligence. In "Shin Ultraman" It was stated that all of human knowledge was merely common sense to him. Ultraman also seems to be more durable than Godzilla.
Amy, I don't want to be rude to you at all, if you're nice to people, people will be nice to you in return. I tried to be friends with you, what the fuck Amy.
Amy, I don't want to be rude to you at all, if you're nice to people, people will be nice to you in return. I tried to be friends with you, what the fuck Amy.
Ultraman can beat Godzilla even when Godzilla is 100m. Ultraman has fought monsters larger than himself before and has also fought monsters similar (but not as strong) as Godzilla (Bemular, Red King, Gomora, and Jirahs, who is a Godzilla suit w a frill and yellow spray paint). He can lift 200,000 tons, so he can toss Godzilla, who is 60,000 tons around like a doll. Ultraman is also resistant to most beams, and in Shin Ultraman, he was shown to be able to absorb Gabora's radioactive beam in his chest n neutralize the radiation so Godzilla's atomic breath would be ineffective. Ultraman is also very fast and can fly, meanwhile, Godzilla is large and slow-moving. Ultraman can also frequently use ranged attacks frequently, while Godzilla's Atomic Heat Ray needs time to regenerate. Furthermore, Ultraman is far smarter than Godzilla. While Godzilla has often displayed sentience and intelligence, it does not compare in the slightest to Ultraman's intelligence. In "Shin Ultraman" It was stated that all of human knowledge was merely common sense to him. Ultraman also seems to be more durable than Godzilla.
Also Ultraman has this one move called the "Ultra Attack Beam" where he channels all of his energy out of his color timer n it coils around his arm and hes able to fire it, n it caused the powerful Kaiju, Keronia, to blow up immediately. However, this requires almost all of his energy and so if it fails to kill Godzilla, he wont have enough to finish Godzilla off. However, Ultraman also has "Ultra Psychokinesis" that knocks the enemy back super far and causes them to explode. However, since he only displayed this ability on another planet, he might not actually be able to do it on Earth. Nevertheless, its a testament to Ulramans power. Also, while Ultraman almost never does it, a Specium Ray at full power would be extremely destructive. Seeing as its able to kill the earlier opponents (Like Bemular n stuff) with one shot while not being at full power, Ultraman probably could severely injure, Godzilla. However Godzilla does regenerate quickly. However, Ultraman would still be the victor in this fight
Also Ultraman has this one move called the "Ultra Attack Beam" where he channels all of his energy out of his color timer n it coils around his arm and hes able to fire it, n it caused the powerful Kaiju, Keronia, to blow up immediately. However, this requires almost all of his energy and so if it fails to kill Godzilla, he wont have enough to finish Godzilla off. However, Ultraman also has "Ultra Psychokinesis" that knocks the enemy back super far and causes them to explode. However, since he only displayed this ability on another planet, he might not actually be able to do it on Earth. Nevertheless, its a testament to Ulramans power. Also, while Ultraman almost never does it, a Specium Ray at full power would be extremely destructive. Seeing as its able to kill the earlier opponents (Like Bemular n stuff) with one shot while not being at full power, Ultraman probably could severely injure, Godzilla. However Godzilla does regenerate quickly. However, Ultraman would still be the victor in this fight
Ok to sum it up, the Expert in Monster Extermination beats the King of the Monsters
Ok to sum it up, the Expert in Monster Extermination beats the King of the Monsters
In 10th grade they let us pic the subject for our English final so I picked this n I got to watch Ultraman in class for research. I ended up messing up the presentation tho bc I went over the time limit.
Jake so many of his friends for a Jew that only wants attention, lmfao...
Flappy, Dagger, Wade, Ethan, Mal, Amy... and many more. Just because of this one jew that is appeasing Jake in order to get moderator and destroy the site.
Jake so many of his friends for a Jew that only wants attention, lmfao...
Flappy, Dagger, Wade, Ethan, Mal, Amy... and many more. Just because of this one jew that is appeasing Jake in order to get moderator and destroy the site.
Jake so many of his friends for a Jew that only wants attention, lmfao...
Flappy, Dagger, Wade, Ethan, Mal, Amy... and many more. Just because of this one jew that is appeasing Jake in order to get moderator and destroy the site.
Sooploosh, you should do the "blue whale" challenge, it's related to your god Leviathan. If you do the challenge correctly, you let Leviathan come inside you.
Sooploosh, you should do the "blue whale" challenge, it's related to your god Leviathan. If you do the challenge correctly, you let Leviathan come inside you.
Ok so since my friends r in ROTC w me, n all the group photos, im standing right next to one of them. apparently, her dad noticed this n asked her if I was her boyfriend
Ok so since my friends r in ROTC w me, n all the group photos, im standing right next to one of them. apparently, her dad noticed this n asked her if I was her boyfriend
And you responded with the embarrassing "N-no sir, w-we're just friends."
I find it funny Neon Genesis Evangelion's main inspiration was Ultraman, bc like, Ultraman is a light-hearted silly action franchise n NGE is sooo gloomy n dark n stuff
"Any shark lover knows that not all sharks are fierce predators with a mouth full of teeth. The whale shark, the largest shark, feeds on millions of tiny plankton in massive gulps, and is a favorite species recognizable by most."
Having knowledge about a subject is not a substitute for intelligence. Anyone can learn about a subject if they read enough books. If you can say every species of shark off the top of your head, but can't understand an expression, or subtle context, you may be a retard.
Having knowledge about a subject is not a substitute for intelligence. Anyone can learn about a subject if they read enough books. If you can say every species of shark off the top of your head, but can't understand an expression, or subtle context, you may be a retard.
Having knowledge about a subject is not a substitute for intelligence. Anyone can learn about a subject if they read enough books. If you can say every species of shark off the top of your head, but can't understand an expression, or subtle context, you may be a retard.
knowledge isn't power. its truth. Not 'alternative facts'
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The Unknown King of Moderation
WINNER GETS PRIORITY BABY
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Hi Madi
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It's your pal
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Hi baby <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
TO THE JET FUEL POST π
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toast?
Anonymous
Ofc.
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NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
Actually nvm
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HERE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just stay here
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I WIN SMH
Anonymous
yeah
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I'm Opal, Madi.
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.......oh
Anonymous
u win cause jake js chooses to delete whatever isn't u
The Unknown King of Moderation
I deleted hers too
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Bias
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YEAH SUCK IT BITCH\
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HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
jake
Anonymous
someone is delteing all my posts
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHOEVER GETS THE LAST COMMENT GETS TO MAKE THE NEW POST
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NU UH
Anonymous
fair
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Hru guys?
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okay
The Unknown King of Moderation
AMY COME HERE SO I CAN BERATE YOU ABOUT YOUR BOOB TOUCHING
anon2
Amy was the last one you retard
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dont even
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Can you shut up Dagger Jr.?
Alastor
Oh so thatβs why
Anonymous
mhm..
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OH SHIT ANON DAGGER JR
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AY DAGGER
Anonymous
i made a new one
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WSGGGGG
Alastor
Splendid!
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U STILL GOT SUSHI IN THT MINI FRIDGE
anon2
I'm not even "Dagger Jr.", you autistic schizophrenic retard.
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awee
The Unknown King of Moderation
Are you big Dags
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no sushi in the mini fridge :(
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Sure... but if you actually aren't sorry I mistook you
anon2
Big dags?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah Big Dags
anon2
Are you so paranoid and delusional you think everyone against you is Dagger/Dagger Jr?
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I'm not a troll anymore, I'm retired
The Unknown King of Moderation
No theyβre pretty much the only ones against me
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doubtful
anon2
You realize this site had a community before you became an abusive piece of shit and raped it, right?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Maybe like 2 more people idk
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NOPE I JUST HOPE THT ITS DAGGER JR
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SO I CAN ANNOY BRO AGAIN
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ABT CRAWLIN INTO HIS HOUSE
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AND STEALIN HIS FOOD
The Unknown King of Moderation
You realize that weβre having more active users since Wade and dagger got taken off the mod team
The Unknown King of Moderation
And dagger had his little meltdown and left
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Wade was a based mod though, it was a sad day
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah
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wade sucks smh he banned me
Flappy.
didnt he ban u every five seconds
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i hold grudges
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AY
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Yeah, but it's hard for me to stay mad at someone for more than a day or so
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH BUD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Who says itβs my site bro?
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It's Matts smh
anon2
You "care" more about this site than Matt.
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thats a lie
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he cares more bout me <
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<3*
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<3
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I do <3
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See <
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<3
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ISTFG
The Unknown King of Moderation
<<<
Ξ±my
you deleted
Flappy.
madi why do u keep messing up
Ξ±my
my post
anon2
This shit again. And he thinks his site is "alive".
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MY HANDS BRO
The Unknown King of Moderation
AMY STOP TRYING TO TOUCH BOOBS
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only alive when im on fr
Flappy.
what jake i thought u said last person gets new post
Ξ±my
stop deleting my posts.
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EVERYONE FEEDS OFF MY ENERGY
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH BOOBS
Ξ±my
fuck you.
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Jake you cant say shit
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you try and touch mine all the time
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thatβs not fair you canβt do that
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Omg
Ξ±my
all you do is make sexual remarks about her bro
Flappy.
u try to do tht roo
The Unknown King of Moderation
π
Ξ±my
so
Ξ±my
shut up.
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I can though <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS NOT MY FAULT GUYS SHEβS REALLY FUCKIN HOT
Ξ±my
literally did i ask?
Ξ±my
she is hot
Ξ±my
but like
The Unknown King of Moderation
BACK OFF
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HSHUDHUAF
The Unknown King of Moderation
SHES MINE
Ξ±my
stop having e sex
The Unknown King of Moderation
GRRRR
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FURRY
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FURRRY!
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Furry alert
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amy
Flappy.
you CANNOT be throwing accusations
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what me and jake do
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8 year old furries keep showing up on my FYP
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is alot more calmer
The Unknown King of Moderation
NUH UH IM A SCALY
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then what wade did
The Unknown King of Moderation
BLUB BLUB
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ALOT
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MORE.
anon2
Get a fucking room. You act worse than children.
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You act like a child, Dagger Jr.
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jealous smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
We are children
Flappy.
idc honestly theyre gone and this is now an its really gross tbh
anon2
This is another thing I'll show Matt if you ban me, how immature you are.
The Unknown King of Moderation
At least weβre not edgy little pricks who cause trouble for fun
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For real, I'm retired from that
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thats why no one likes you FLAPPERS
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I also learned how to type
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prickle me timbers
anon2
And neither am I.
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Anon
Flappy.
its okay i still like me <3
Ξ±my
okay but
Ξ±my
still.
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Am I calm now?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah
Ξ±my
PRICKLE ππ
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GOOD U CAN LIKE URSELF
The Unknown King of Moderation
PRICKLE
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Shiver
Ξ±my
yo please donβt leave me
anon2
Proper grammar is learned in 2nd grade; you're not special. Special ed, maybe.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Timber me prickles
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PRICKLE DICKLE
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No, I meant I finally turned on auto caps on my phone
The Unknown King of Moderation
Come prickle my dickle π
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Typing in caps is based
Ξ±my
SHIT YP
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okay <3
Ξ±my
SHUT UP
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AMY
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GET THE NEEDLES
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao
anon2
Lmao, auto-caps. You can't even press the shift bar like a normal person, you have to make the computer do it for you.
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WE GONNA PRICKLE HIS DICKLE
The Unknown King of Moderation
WAIT NO
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HIUADHFUAI
Ξ±my
goodbye
The Unknown King of Moderation
NOT LIKE THAT
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U SAID TOO
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YEAH YEAH
Ξ±my
iβm not doing that
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GET THE NEEDLES
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Wow, shiver me timbers.
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I'm tired with fighting you all smh
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHATS WRONG WITH CAPS THOUGH
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADI YOU CANT PRICKLE MY DICKLE
π―πππππ―πππππ
LIKE THATS MY QUESTION
π―πππππ―πππππ
ITS NOT HURTING ANYONE
Flappy.
thn leave lol
anon2
That stock response doesn't even work there, LMAO.
π―πππππ―πππππ
WE'RE JUST MORE EXCITED FUN PEOPLE
π―πππππ―πππππ
AHAHAHA
πππ«π€π§π
You are an NPC livestreamer.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I donβt want my dickle prickled :(
πππ«π€π§π
You probably eat the TikTok Pink Sauce for dinner, NPC.
π―πππππ―πππππ
Daddy Jake
π―πππππ―πππππ
I NEED HELP AGAIN
π―πππππ―πππππ
UWU CREW
The Unknown King of Moderation
OKAY
πππ«π€π§π
UwU
πππ«π€π§π
I can't hop on the crew, it's blocked on my school computer
Ξ±my
bro
πππ«π€π§π
Pricking will hurt.
Flappy.
nobody was asking u to lol
πππ«π€π§π
Cool, I know that.
πππ«π€π§π
The chat died, what a shame
πππ«π€π§π
Where is everyone?
π―πππππ―πππππ
u killed it
π―πππππ―πππππ
smh
Toast γ
hello
The Unknown King of Moderation
Imagine being a dead chat
anon2
Projecting from experience, lmfao. I don't even know what that is.
Toast γ
Hey Jake
ΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΉ Π½Π°ΠΏΠΈΡΠΎΠΊ
Hi toast
Toast γ
Hello
The Unknown King of Moderation
This should be Isaacβs pfp
ΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΉ Π½Π°ΠΏΠΈΡΠΎΠΊ
Fr
Toast γ
Hey Jake
ΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΉ Π½Π°ΠΏΠΈΡΠΎΠΊ
I love the binding of isaac
ΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΉ Π½Π°ΠΏΠΈΡΠΎΠΊ
It's such a cool game
πππ«π€π§π
Hey guys I am back
Toast γ
hello
Toast γ
Jake
πππ«π€π§π
Hey Toast
Toast γ
Have you ever heard Hello by ZillaKami?
Toast γ
You might like it idk
πππ«π€π§π
Toast do you know who I am
πππ«π€π§π
Also ZIllaKami is fire
Toast γ
I dont htink so
πππ«π€π§π
I'm Opal
Toast γ
oh
Toast γ
ok
Toast γ
You sent a weird messege on uwu
πππ«π€π§π
I've retired, I'm not a troll anymore.
πππ«π€π§π
Yeah, I apologized.
Toast γ
Yeah
Toast γ
you didnt need too
Toast γ
you didnt do anything to me
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mio
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mao
πππ«π€π§π
Ok, sorry I did.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mio
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mao
Toast γ
sorry for saying you look like a male jew
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
La La La LaLa
πππ«π€π§π
Lalalala
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mio
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mao
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mio
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mao
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
La La La LaLa
πππ«π€π§π
It's okay, it's very hard for me to stay mad at people
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
La La La LaLa
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
La La La LaLA
Toast γ
SOOPY
Toast γ
HEllo
πππ«π€π§π
I can't change my name back :(
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I still cant get over what it felt like to see Godzilla's atom breath barely even hit him and then he turns over n looks like this
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii =333
Toast γ
How are you
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Alright ig
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
didnt we talk abt this already?
Toast γ
Why only alright?
Toast γ
OH EYAH
Toast γ
my fault
πππ«π€π§π
I've been fine, I had to lay low for a while but I'm in class right now
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its fine ^v^
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
y did u have to lay low
πππ«π€π§π
Because the school was contacted, I don't think they got the message yet... which is good
Ξ±my
kys
Ξ±my
omfg itβs opal?
Toast γ
Hey Amy
Ξ±my
ew
πππ«π€π§π
Hey Amy, it's been a while
Ξ±my
hey toast
Toast γ
she's fine
Ξ±my
no
Ξ±my
fuck her
πππ«π€π§π
You don't have to like me, I don't care
πππ«π€π§π
Perc says hi btw
Ξ±my
yap yap yappity yap
πππ«π€π§π
Ok
Toast γ
you would
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
who contacted the school
πππ«π€π§π
No one knows, I'm not sure I should talk about it right now
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh kk
πππ«π€π§π
Yeah
Toast γ
k
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Salad
πππ«π€π§π
I want a cat :(
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I have two n they're so silly
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Why can't u have a cat?
Toast γ
I have 7
πππ«π€π§π
Wait actually
Toast γ
yes
πππ«π€π§π
No way
Ξ±my
stop bro π
Ξ±my
fingers in your ass?
πππ«π€π§π
Amy can we start over
Ξ±my
can jet fuel melt steel beams?
πππ«π€π§π
I'm a retired troll
anon2
I mean, she's obviously female, but a hideous one.
Ξ±my
HI BESTIE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wouldn't the anon hate u amy?
anon2
You've "started over" about 25 times already, and fucked it up each and every time. Nobody cares anymore except for Gayke.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Since ur bi n Indian n they're homophobic n racist?
anon2
Hi.
πππ«π€π§π
Can we not talk about my face right now? I actually never meant to show my face on here, and it's an old insult, pal.
Ξ±my
no heβs my bestie
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Oh I see
anon2
Old but gold.
Toast γ
so hes you
Ξ±my
:)
anon2
Hey, if the name fits...
πππ«π€π§π
Anon, how did you change your name color, I want to change mine
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Its for new users
Toast γ
its a new account
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also how did ur face even get shown here if u didnt mean to?
Toast γ
we should get custom name colors
πππ«π€π§π
Shit, I don't want to make any new accounts since I have a lot, so sucks for me I guess
Toast γ
like the color on our profile is out name color
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I wanna be orange
anon2
I don't know but you can change the color of your face to blue by hanging yourself.
Ξ±my
based take
Toast γ
sameone tell matt
Ξ±my
BAHAHAHAH OMFG
Ξ±my
THATS GOLDDDD
πππ«π€π§π
We were on call and I didn't know how to turn off my camera, my face was shown. Usually I don't share my face on the internet, or my real name, which is a shame.
Ξ±my
or blue i guess bahahah
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Oh I see
πππ«π€π§π
Amy, why are you interacting
πππ«π€π§π
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it.
Ξ±my
cause anon is cool
Ξ±my
nahhh π
anon2
You look like a male jew that transitioned, you dysgenic fuck. Shame on your parents for having sex and forcing you to live through your miserable existence.
Ξ±my
did bro really pull out the elementary school rules our
Ξ±my
*our
Ξ±my
*out
Toast γ
Shus
Toast γ
h
πππ«π€π§π
Cool, thanks for the compliment! It really boosted my self esteem.
Toast γ
isnt this supossed to be a kind and accepting community?
Ξ±my
βtReAt oThErS hOw YoU wAnT tO bE tReAtEdβ
anon2
How many generations did your ancestors inbreed to conceive a retard of your caliber? Let me guess...
anon2
6,000?
πππ«π€π§π
How do you know what I look like...
Ξ±my
since when bro
Toast γ
treat others as they wish to be treated
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Thats not funny. Not bc its "offensive :c" its just plain unfunny. Like, ur showing that ur annoyed by them by being excessive abt it. Ur insults arent calm enough n so it makes it look like ur face is all red, ur eyes have lil concentric circles around them, n steam is coming out ur ears w a little tea kettle sounds whenever u say smthn
anon2
Didn't read, kill yourself.
πππ«π€π§π
Sooploosh is based
Ξ±my
but like it is funny
Ξ±my
also i just now realized itβs spelled concentric
πππ«π€π§π
Alr y'all, I don't give a shit if you call me a "male Jew" so
Ξ±my
i thought it was cocentric
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
maybe if he were like, softer (cant think of a better word) instead of being so loud (still cant think of a better word) it would be funnier but it just seems like hes an agry person
Ξ±my
okay steve harrington
Thoughtless
This is WJE, nobody cares about being offensive
anon2
Then why do you keep mentioning it, male Jew?
Ξ±my
πππ«π€π§π
How do you know what I look like...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hey hey hey no face reveals
anon2
That implies she looks like an attractive male. She looks like the guy in the "trumpet fight" video but less obese and younger.
πππ«π€π§π
Amy it's not funny anymore
Ξ±my
but it ia
anon2
Of course it's not funny, it's just true
Ξ±my
*is
anon2
Just kidding, it is really funny.
πππ«π€π§π
Holy shit, it's a jokes website y'all need to chill the fuck out
anon2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH MALE JEW
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ultraman could beat Godzilla in a fight btw
Ξ±my
no
Ξ±my
:)
πππ«π€π§π
Answer my question, how do you know what I look like
anon2
Yeah, and you're a joke. Your point being?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
See? Now ur being excessive, u've dried the joke out n it also looks like ur angry which makes u seem like the weak one
Perc
Oh for goodness sake y'all are insane
πππ«π€π§π
Sin city was NEVER made for you bro, get more skibidi rizz.
anon2
How many shekels do you get from Rabbi Goldstein in Jew York for making us miserable everyday? Six?
πππ«π€π§π
Anon answer my fucking question, how do you know what I look like
Ξ±my
YO OPAL GIVE ME MORE BAGELS
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi guys
anon2
That's for me to know and you to.... well, not know.
πππ«π€π§π
Bet
Ξ±my
OR IβLL EXPOSE THE JEWISH BANKERS
anon2
:)
deez man
hi
Ξ±my
bestieeee
πππ«π€π§π
Wait... were you on the call?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yellow sunglasses+XL Ultraman hoodie+Red yoga shorts+white thigh high socks+white shoes
Cosmologistinterntobe
hello, who r u
Thoughtless
bruh
anon2
There's Rabbi Shekelstein coming to circumcise ze children with his yellowed teeth.
Perc
This is a stupid argument
Ξ±my
perc
Perc
hi
πππ«π€π§π
You're just jealous you have NO skibidi rizz.
Cosmologistinterntobe
with a stupid instigator in it
Perc
fr
Ξ±my
i love how you think thatβs an insult or something
Ξ±my
itβs just so funny
anon2
Oyveypal
Toast γ
SHUT THE FUCK UP
deez man
chill
πππ«π€π§π
I'm trying to be funny, Amy.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
The "Skibidi Rizz in Ohio" kid fighting the "Based Racism=Funny" kids fighting to see who has the worst sense of humor
Ξ±my
no thank you
Cosmologistinterntobe
bad amy
Toast γ
stop instigating
The Unknown King of Moderation
This is funny cause Iβm in a lesson about the Holocaust right now
Ξ±my
but like, youβre not?
deez man
hi jake
Ξ±my
fuck you
Toast γ
stop
anon2
Lmao repeating the same Jewmer schlock over and over. And you were calling me the NPC 5 seconds ago.
Toast γ
stop it
Perc
Oh my god amy stop instigating please
πππ«π€π§π
Amy, can we please start over
anon2
You're like a Chuck-E-Cheese animatronic.
Perc
listen to toast
Ξ±my
jake thinks jet fuel can melt steel beams
Thoughtless
hey perc
anon2
But Jewish
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
holy fuck I just noticed this is like when Amy trolled BP but she's trolling WJE now :0
Ξ±my
jake youβre wrong
Cosmologistinterntobe
yup
Ξ±my
iβm not trolling π
Thoughtless
it can in concentrated amounts
Cosmologistinterntobe
debatab;e
Toast γ
youre just bitching
Toast γ
stop it
Cosmologistinterntobe
yup
Ξ±my
N O
Ξ±my
IT CANT
Perc
hiii
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop bitching, amy
anon2
H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy! H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy! H-h-h-hey there k-k-kids! W-want to get c-circumcized? I-it's free! J-just don't tell m-m-mommy and d-d-d-daddy!
deez man
what's your opinion abut bananas
πππ«π€π§π
Amy listen to me
Ξ±my
i smash them
πππ«π€π§π
AMY
Perc
Opal, amy, anon, stop continuing this. It's really stupid
deez man
why
Thoughtless
yeah, we don't want this ending up like somew other chat logs...
Cosmologistinterntobe
opal, stop messing with dagger jr.
πππ«π€π§π
I'm not continuing anything, I don't want to argue.
Thoughtless
.........
Ξ±my
the fuck do you want fag
Cosmologistinterntobe
....
πππ«π€π§π
What the fuck did I do?
Perc
Then don't talk to them. By responding you're continuing
πππ«π€π§π
Ok fine
Thoughtless
And now it's escalating
Perc
Thank you
anon2
WAS THAT THE KIKE OF 87? WHERE JEWTIME FREDDY CIRCUMCIZED THE GENTILE CHILD?
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Ξ±my
this is wje, our whole brand is stupidity
Thoughtless
stop arguing
Ξ±my
π
Cosmologistinterntobe
its doing bad jokes. this isn't a joke. its just lame
πππ«π€π§π
Just trying to be nice, I'm done being a troll :)
Perc
I know, but still. It doesn't have to happen every hour of the day
Thoughtless
........................................................................
Ξ±my
my nig, have you been on this site?
Thoughtless
*cough*
Ξ±my
we arenβt an βaccepting, loving, siteβ
πππ«π€π§π
Umm Thoughtless wdym
Thoughtless
you're instigating
Cosmologistinterntobe
i know that. we should be a suspicious, neutral site
deez man
who likes pie
Ξ±my
weβre a shithole with crappy kids
πππ«π€π§π
Can we talk casually I'm so done with this shit
Cosmologistinterntobe
cum pies
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
deez man
no
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
Perc
I think I'm going leave the site
Cosmologistinterntobe
good idea
Thoughtless
Please!
πππ«π€π§π
Wait why
Perc
Not right now
Cosmologistinterntobe
its too toxic
Thoughtless
no
Perc
But sometime in the next week
Thoughtless
true
πππ«π€π§π
Oh damn
anon2
I get paid for this shit, of course I'll instigate.
Perc
Yes
Ξ±my
Toast γ
Opal
πππ«π€π§π
What
Thoughtless
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao by who
Toast γ
can we talk on uwu
Perc
I'll make a post when I actually leave though
πππ«π€π§π
I applaud you, I want to leave but I love this website a lot XD
deez man
school be like
anon2
Matt is such a lazy, fat fuck, he can't even move three of his cheeto-dusted, pudgy fingers at a time without getting an asthma attack, let alone joints. That's why he makes 1 update a year and uses a bot to ban people.
Ξ±my
whoβs paying you?
πππ«π€π§π
I can in about twenty minutes, is that ok?
deez man
chill
Toast γ
sure
Perc
Same but sometimes everyone annoys the shit out of me and I can't
Toast γ
wait
Toast γ
Ill talk at
anon2
Nunya
Toast γ
like 230
Toast γ
of so
Toast γ
is that fine?
Ξ±my
heyyyy mattβs our pookie bear
πππ«π€π§π
Ok, I might be on a plane but sure.
πππ«π€π§π
My dream is to meet him
anon2
Too bad the website is getting blocked anyway.
Ξ±my
hope youβre flying to palestine
deez man
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. : Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. JANET BENSON: Barry! Breakfast is ready! BARRY: Coming! : Hang on a second. (Barry uses his antenna like a phone) : Hello? ADAM FLAYMAN:
(Through phone) - Barry? BARRY: - Adam? ADAM: - Can you believe this is happening? BARRY: - I can't. I'll pick you up. (Barry flies down the stairs) : MARTIN BENSON: Looking sharp. JANET: Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. BARRY: Sorry. I'm excited. MARTIN: Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. : A perfect report card, all B's. JANET: Very proud. (Rubs Barry's hair) BARRY= Ma! I got a thing going here. JANET: - You got lint on your fuzz. BARRY: - Ow! That's me!
JANET: - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! (Barry flies out the door) JANET: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper) BARRY== - Hey, Adam. ADAM: - Hey, Barry. (Adam gets in Barry's car) : - Is that fuzz gel? BARRY: - A little. Special day, graduation. ADAM: Never thought I'd make it. (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) BARRY: Three days grade school, three days high school... ADAM: Those were awkward. BARRY: Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM== You did come back different. (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) ARTIE: - Hi, Barry!
BARRY: - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. ADAM: - Hear about Frankie? BARRY: - Yeah. ADAM== - You going to the funeral? BARRY: - No, I'm not going to his funeral. : Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. : Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. ADAM: I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway) : I love this incorporating an amusement park into our regular day. BARRY: I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. (Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating students) Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. (Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) : - Well, Adam, today we are men.
ADAM: - We are! BARRY= - Bee-men. =ADAM= - Amen! BARRY AND ADAM: Hallelujah! (Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) ANNOUNCER: Students, faculty, distinguished bees, : please welcome Dean Buzzwell. DEAN BUZZWELL: Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... : ...9: : That concludes our ceremonies. : And begins your career at Honex Industries! ADAM: Will we pick our job today? (Adam and Barry get into a tour bus) BARRY= I heard it's just orientation. (Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically loaded into the buses) TOUR GUIDE: Heads up! Here we go.
ANNOUNCER: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. BARRY: - Wonder what it'll be like? ADAM: - A little scary. TOUR GUIDE== Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco : and a part of the Hexagon Group. Barry: This is it! BARRY AND ADAM: Wow. BARRY: Wow. (The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive complicated Honey-making machines) TOUR GUIDE: We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life : to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. : Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. : Our top-secret formula : is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured : into this soothing sweet syrup : with its distinctive golden glow you know as... EVERYONE ON BUS: Honey! (The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back) ADAM: - That girl was hot. BARRY: - She's my cousin! ADAM== - She is? BARRY: - Yes, we're all cousins. ADAM: - Right. You're right. TOUR GUIDE: - At Honex, we constantly strive : to improve every aspect of bee existence. : These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. (The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but you can hear him groan) : ADAM==
- What do you think he makes? BARRY: - Not enough. TOUR GUIDE: Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. (They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each wearing a finger-shaped hat) Barry: - Wow, What does that do? TOUR GUIDE: - Catches that little strand of honey : that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ADAM: (Intrigued) Can anyone work on the Krelman? TO
The Unknown King of Moderation
I donβt think heβd like to see this
deez man
bee
πππ«π€π§π
Wait, what do you mean?
Ξ±my
:)
anon2
This is also Matt worstjokesever.com/community/p/65a690bbc351abc7bca6e7aa
πππ«π€π§π
Nope, to Canada to see my best friend!
anon2
For you
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah, listen to what he said bro
deez man
thats nice
Ξ±my
iβll stop being mean to opal when you stop making sexual remarks about madi on here
πππ«π€π§π
Huh?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ultraman can beat Godzilla even when Godzilla is 100m. Ultraman has fought monsters larger than himself before and has also fought monsters similar (but not as strong) as Godzilla (Bemular, Red King, Gomora, and Jirahs, who is a Godzilla suit w a frill and yellow spray paint). He can lift 200,000 tons, so he can toss Godzilla, who is 60,000 tons around like a doll. Ultraman is also resistant to most beams, and in Shin Ultraman, he was shown to be able to absorb Gabora's radioactive beam in his chest n neutralize the radiation so Godzilla's atomic breath would be ineffective. Ultraman is also very fast and can fly, meanwhile, Godzilla is large and slow-moving. Ultraman can also frequently use ranged attacks frequently, while Godzilla's Atomic Heat Ray needs time to regenerate. Furthermore, Ultraman is far smarter than Godzilla. While Godzilla has often displayed sentience and intelligence, it does not compare in the slightest to Ultraman's intelligence. In "Shin Ultraman" It was stated that all of human knowledge was merely common sense to him. Ultraman also seems to be more durable than Godzilla.
deez man
nu ha
anon2
No, fuck what he said. He's a 43 year old pedophile dating a 16 year old.
deez man
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
But but
anon2
Read about it on the German site.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys should I just ban the anon dude?
Ξ±my
oh shut up bro
πππ«π€π§π
Yes
Ξ±my
NO
Ξ±my
NO PLEASE
Ξ±my
PLEASE DONT BAN HIM
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No I dont think so
Perc
Yeah
anon2
Ban me and I'll report you to Matt for everything you said
Thoughtless
yes
Ξ±my
HES MY BESTIE
Ξ±my
:(
Perc
actually no
πππ«π€π§π
Wait, what did he say
deez man
:)
The Unknown King of Moderation
I have screenshots of all the shit you say.
The Unknown King of Moderation
If he was here he wouldβve already banned you
Ξ±my
look bro youβre not much better
Ξ±my
the stuff with madi is annoying
Ξ±my
i mean i get yβall like each other
deez man
but jake is funny
Ξ±my
but can you literally sext anywhere else
anon2
Jake said many racist and homophobic and transphobic things playing them off as "jokes"
πππ«π€π§π
Amy, I thought you weren't against Jake, what happened? He's trying his best and you just keep hating on him
Ξ±my
like uwu is there for a reason
deez man
furry?
anon2
Trying his best to rape the already dead site you mean
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fr
Ξ±my
iβm hating on the fact that he keeps making sexual remarks about madison on here and then deletes my posts for her
The Unknown King of Moderation
Also hi deez man
deez man
hi jake
Perc
In case anyone cares worstjokesever.com/community/p/65bd31e41d8d1c434c4467c0
anon2
Who the fuck deleted this?
deez man
batman
Ξ±my
by for her, i mean deliberately deleting my posts in favor of herβs
The Unknown King of Moderation
Mb I meant to reply
πππ«π€π§π
Amy, I don't want to be rude to you at all, if you're nice to people, people will be nice to you in return. I tried to be friends with you, what the fuck Amy.
Ξ±my
bitch shut your jew mouth
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay yeah I apologize about that but the discussion was already taking place even though I tried to direct it to your post
The Unknown King of Moderation
So I didnβt want to clutter it
Thoughtless
He rules us all (give me more ai generator ideas)
πππ«π€π§π
Amy, you need to chill out
anon2
Matt can read EVERYTHING you say, morons. You think he can't see deleted comments on his own site?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey are you okay?
deez man
the second coming of Hitler?
Perc
Amy please
anon2
Inaccurate, he more likely looks like a fat Nordic pedophile in his mother's basement.
Ξ±my
no. you dont get to tell me anything.
πππ«π€π§π
I'm not telling you to do anything, but I literally apologized
deez man
but its true
Ξ±my
so what?
Flappy.
ws goin on
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy you need to relax
Ξ±my
so what if you apologized?
Ξ±my
iβm good.
Perc
Amy stop please
Toast γ
stop
Ξ±my
hi flappers
Toast γ
Amy just stop
Flappy.
hey
πππ«π€π§π
You're only nice to people if it's an opportunity to insult someone, and you're a follower.
Thoughtless
Stop fighting, start fucking
deez man
facts
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Also Ultraman has this one move called the "Ultra Attack Beam" where he channels all of his energy out of his color timer n it coils around his arm and hes able to fire it, n it caused the powerful Kaiju, Keronia, to blow up immediately. However, this requires almost all of his energy and so if it fails to kill Godzilla, he wont have enough to finish Godzilla off. However, Ultraman also has "Ultra Psychokinesis" that knocks the enemy back super far and causes them to explode. However, since he only displayed this ability on another planet, he might not actually be able to do it on Earth. Nevertheless, its a testament to Ulramans power. Also, while Ultraman almost never does it, a Specium Ray at full power would be extremely destructive. Seeing as its able to kill the earlier opponents (Like Bemular n stuff) with one shot while not being at full power, Ultraman probably could severely injure, Godzilla. However Godzilla does regenerate quickly. However, Ultraman would still be the victor in this fight
πππ«π€π§π
You're so mean to all of my friends and I'm so done with you
Toast γ
stop it both of you
πππ«π€π§π
Ok
Ξ±my
what friends?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Im her friend (I think)
deez man
not you
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
we're friends right?
Perc
Amy stop
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy, stop it now
πππ«π€π§π
Oh shut up Amy, all of your friends are fake on here
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Im not :c
deez man
facts
The Unknown King of Moderation
Opal, donβt fight back
πππ«π€π§π
OK
Perc
You are
Toast γ
Like MLK
πππ«π€π§π
real
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I'm fake?
Toast γ
she didnt mean you
deez man
milk
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I think im friends w both Opal n Amy
πππ«π€π§π
No, you're my bestie
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yay!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
But I also think im friends w amy as well possibly
Ξ±my
your point?
Ξ±my
yeah you are
Perc
No you're opals friend
πππ«π€π§π
Stop fighting back Amy, it's not helping anything.
Perc
Amy stop it right now
deez man
is a tomato a fruit or a veggie
Ξ±my
or youβll ban me?
Flappy.
whyre yall fighting
Toast γ
stop
Ξ±my
fruit
Toast γ
stop it
Toast γ
just stop it
Ξ±my
berry, technically
Toast γ
both of you
Thoughtless
Cow god
Perc
I have to go
Ξ±my
opal sucks
Ξ±my
so iβm bullying her
Flappy.
technically fruit, ACTUALLY veggie
Ξ±my
whereβd anon
Toast γ
youre not
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ok to sum it up, the Expert in Monster Extermination beats the King of the Monsters
Toast γ
Stop it
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy stop antagonizing her or Iβm gonna start deleting your comments
The Unknown King of Moderation
Opal, donβt let her get under your skin
Ξ±my
itβs actually a berry
deez man
good to know
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fighting back will only keep it going
Toast γ
Stop letting this continue
Toast γ
both of you
Ξ±my
mod abuse?
deez man
like a blue barry
Ξ±my
eh whatever sheβs not really worth it
Ξ±my
just like a blue barry
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
In 10th grade they let us pic the subject for our English final so I picked this n I got to watch Ultraman in class for research. I ended up messing up the presentation tho bc I went over the time limit.
anon2
Jake so many of his friends for a Jew that only wants attention, lmfao... Flappy, Dagger, Wade, Ethan, Mal, Amy... and many more. Just because of this one jew that is appeasing Jake in order to get moderator and destroy the site.
Ξ±my
YOURE BACK
anon2
Jake lost*
Ξ±my
THANK GOD
anon2
Of course, I get money for this.
Ξ±my
lmfao
anon2
Damn, you have low attention spans.
Flappy.
what
Ξ±my
heβs basically saying that defending opal is making him lose those people
Ξ±my
cause they donβt agree
deez man
?
Ξ±my
itβs not that hard to understand
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean, wade, Dagger, n Ethan r all bad ppl so like
Ξ±my
ethan is NOT a bad person
Ξ±my
heβs just an edgar
Ξ±my
and wade is just schizo
Ξ±my
so
Ξ±my
^^^^^
Ξ±my
who cares about opal bro
anon2
Ignore what that gay pedo says
anon2
He literally thinks he's a dragon.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I have never even said that before
anon2
Fucking schizo.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I said I was an alien that was manipulating human history n I ripped that off from a Blue Oyster Cult album as a joke t fw u
Ξ±my
unfortunately, we have a lot of those on here.
anon2
inb4 "amy *SNORT* do u like *SNORT* camels" fucking autist.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dont snort actually tho when I laugh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I wheeze
deez man
i like keylime pie
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
REAL
anon2
Sooploosh, you should do the "blue whale" challenge, it's related to your god Leviathan. If you do the challenge correctly, you let Leviathan come inside you.
deez man
?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
rlly the only way Godzilla could kill Ultraman is if he forced Ultraman to separate w Shin Hayata, and then exhausted his time limit.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
and Godzilla wouldnt know he needs to do that
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
and I dont think he'd be able to
anon2
*absentminded rambling* Lmao.
anon2
Nobody was even talking about that, you deluded fuck.
deez man
chill
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Thats the whole point as the why im saying it
πππ β ππππ
Wuts goodie gang
Perc
Amy I'm not sure if you're still on but I don
anon2
This guy really went cuckoo. Must've drank too much bottled water.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dont like bottled water bc the minerals they add for taste r bad :c
Perc
(it cut off) think that I can be your friend anymore if you act like this
deez man
good how is u
anon2
Oh, worse, he drinks tap water.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I get water from my fridge ^v^
deez man
the fuck is wrong with tap
anon2
Ice? So more tap water? Lmao.
Ξ±my
okay
Ξ±my
dunno what you want me to do bro
anon2
RIP
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No, our fridge gives us filtered water
anon2
"the fuck is wrong with tap" Dead man walking right here.
deez man
thats cool got to go tho
deez man
bye
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
byeeeee
Perc
nothing at all, I'm just letting you know.
anon2
Let's just hope he doesn't live in Flint Michigan.
Ξ±my
BAHAHAH
anon2
What makes you think she cares?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Eva 01 could also beat Godzilla
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but it wouldnt be as easy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
as Godzilla could possibly win if he destroys her before she goes beserk
anon2
You are definitely very socially awkward. How many friends do you have in real life?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I havent done much research on this actually n I should probably wait until I watch End of Evangelion
Perc
Nothing, I'm just telling her. What makes you think I was talking to you?
Perc
ok bye
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
2. what abt u?
anon2
What makes you think I care whether you were talking to me or not?
anon2
Your imaginary friends don't count. I have 16 friends in real life.
Flappy.
yall are COUNTING FRIENDS
anon2
I count the ones that matter.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ok so since my friends r in ROTC w me, n all the group photos, im standing right next to one of them. apparently, her dad noticed this n asked her if I was her boyfriend
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I find that kinda silly
anon2
And you responded with the embarrassing "N-no sir, w-we're just friends."
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No I wasnt there.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
She told me abt this
anon2
Ah, you know what, that makes sense. If you were really there you probably couldn't even make eye contact with him.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Real tbh but I just dont usually make eye contact w ppl
anon2
The disgusting green name wore off.
Ξ±my
i want this i love community so much
anon2
Good riddance.
anon2
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Ξ±my
:(
Ξ±my
itβs a good show
anon2
I mean, you're female so it doesn't matter, but the guy holding it? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
anon2
I wonder how many funko pops he has.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Anon what movie do u wanna see?
Ξ±my
you should watch community anon, it has your humor
anon2
The sad thing is the things I say about you people aren't jokes. They're all true.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I find it funny Neon Genesis Evangelion's main inspiration was Ultraman, bc like, Ultraman is a light-hearted silly action franchise n NGE is sooo gloomy n dark n stuff
Ξ±my
what do you say about me
Anonymous
AMY
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Anon what movie do u wanna see
Ξ±my
uh
Ξ±my
iβll take it
Anonymous
AMYYY
Anonymous
GUESS WHAT
Ξ±my
thatβs my name
Ξ±my
what
Anonymous
THE PERSON
πππ«π€π§π
Hi! Iβm back
Anonymous
IVE LIKED SEINCE SUMMER
Anonymous
THAT WANTED TO WAIT TO GET W/ ME TILL WE ARE OLDER
Anonymous
CAVED
Anonymous
ND HE
Anonymous
ASKED ME OUT
πππ«π€π§π
Angel
Anonymous
I GOT SO EXCITED
πππ«π€π§π
Wait what did I miss
Anonymous
II BROKE MY CHREOMBOK WAS SO HAPPY
Ξ±my
yay
Anonymous
I HAVE A LONER RN
Ξ±my
congratulations
Anonymous
^^
Anonymous
i was also so happy i almost cried
Ξ±my
honestly i mostly do that as a joke
Ξ±my
wippee
anon2
You said you're bisexual, though.
Ξ±my
preference for men
Ξ±my
i like LOOKING at women but like iβd never really date one
anon2
I'll call you a got from now on.
anon2
Or a fag.
Ξ±my
either one is fine
anon2
I'll use fag; using a word that is also a verb will be confusing.
πππ«π€π§π
Anon stop picking on Amy
Ξ±my
truer words
Ξ±my
heβsβ¦not
πππ«π€π§π
Oh sorry. I just got back
πππ«π€π§π
have you guys seen toast? He wanted to chat on UwU
anon2
Amy is fine with it, stop white-knighting for amy, she will never fuck you.
anon2
Nobody will.
anon2
Hey guys, what do you call Opal with a rape whistle?
Ξ±my
i made these
πππ«π€π§π
Those look so good
anon2
Optimistic!
πππ«π€π§π
Wow nice joke π
Ξ±my
anon would you drink these
anon2
Glad you're such a good sport. I should make more sometime soon.
anon2
No, but I would eat that counter-top.
Ξ±my
π
Ξ±my
itβs not even my countertop π
πππ«π€π§π
Girl
anon2
Hey, if it makes you feel better, I'd also eat the glasses.
Ξ±my
aww thanks bro :)
anon2
It looks like mine. But I can't eat my counter-top because that's retarded. Where would I put anything?
The Radio Demon
hii
Ξ±my
up your ass?
anon2
Lmao, you wish you looked even remotely like your profile picture.
anon2
And around the corner.
The Radio Demon
fighty fighty
Ξ±my
hehe
anon2
See, at least Amy actually resembles her profile picture.
anon2
You on the other hand, look like the complete opposite.
Ξ±my
opal make this your pfp
Ξ±my
so that you resemble it
Ξ±my
:)
The Radio Demon
whatβs going on?
The Radio Demon
my pfp is a picrew, yes
Ξ±my
anyway, anon, i have to go
Ξ±my
will you been on later?
anon2
That's too attractive. she looks dysgenic as fuck.
Ξ±my
*be
anon2
Give her a naked mole rat it's more accurate
anon2
No
Ξ±my
but they have the same mustacheeee
Ξ±my
here ya go
Flappy.
(ew)
Ξ±my
picr(ew)
anon2
Hahahahaha, there you are, Opal. Coming out of your synagogue in NYC.
Ξ±my
also flappy listen to the live version of New Magic Wand mixed with the official audio itβs so good
Flappy.
i am NOT searching for that do u gotta link
Ξ±my
yuh
Ξ±my
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=42o_-8IpsKA&pp=ygUObmV3IG1hZ2ljIHdhbmQ%3D
Flappy.
ight thx
Ξ±my
π
Ξ±my
okay bye pookies (excluding opal)
anon2
Bye.
Flappy.
byebyee
Cosmologistinterntobe
ded chat
Ξ±my
ko
anon2
Ah the pedophile searching for kids
anon2
Too bad, shark, the fish all swam away.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ξ±my
yes or no?
Cosmologistinterntobe
bro, sharks are fish.
Cosmologistinterntobe
and i am not a shark
Cosmologistinterntobe
so stop talking
anon2
And what do sharks prey on? Fucking retard.
π―πππππ―πππππ
Amy
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sharks are cartilaginous fishes
π―πππππ―πππππ
stop being a brat smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Many of them feed on plankton
Ξ±my
jake first
Cosmologistinterntobe
she never will
Ξ±my
smh
anon2
"Erm ackshually" Pseudo-intellectual
Cosmologistinterntobe
wow, you can spell a word. good job
Ξ±my
π€βοΈ
Cosmologistinterntobe
i take pride as a nerd. find an actual insult
Ξ±my
i wasnβt insulting you
The Unknown King of Moderation
Whale sharks bitch
π―πππππ―πππππ
Jake isnt a brat
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just one example
Cosmologistinterntobe
"Any shark lover knows that not all sharks are fierce predators with a mouth full of teeth. The whale shark, the largest shark, feeds on millions of tiny plankton in massive gulps, and is a favorite species recognizable by most."
Ξ±my
I LOVE WHALE SHARKS
Ξ±my
THEYRE SO CUTE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Whale sharks are fucking tight
Cosmologistinterntobe
yeah
The Unknown King of Moderation
Go Diego Go taught me about them
Cosmologistinterntobe
especially their clothes
Ξ±my
GLUB GLUB <3
Cosmologistinterntobe
get fucking nerded, anon
anon2
Having knowledge about a subject is not a substitute for intelligence. Anyone can learn about a subject if they read enough books. If you can say every species of shark off the top of your head, but can't understand an expression, or subtle context, you may be a retard.
Ξ±my
autism is wild
Kristianβ½
keiran perera
Cosmologistinterntobe
knowledge isn't power. its truth. Not 'alternative facts'
anon2
I wasn't referring to whale sharks, autist. Who the fuck thinks of whale sharks when you say "shark"? Obviously I was referring to the great white.
Kristianβ½
bloomington indiana
Kristianβ½
tri north middles school
The Unknown King of Moderation
Well you shouldβve clarified it
π―πππππ―πππππ
Jakey
The Unknown King of Moderation
There are several orders of sharks that arenβt carnivorous
The Unknown King of Moderation
HII <4
Ξ±my
whale sharks are sharks
Cosmologistinterntobe
great whites barely ever attack
π―πππππ―πππππ
Hi baby <333
Cosmologistinterntobe
they can be quite tame
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi madi
anon2
"Great whites barely attack fish" Congrats on outing yourself as a retard
Cosmologistinterntobe
they usually attack seals or turtles. not fish
Cosmologistinterntobe
or even whales
anon2
Swallowing fish whole counts as an attack.
Flappy.
man yall really love arguinf
Ξ±my
swallowing children whole counts as a clergy
Cosmologistinterntobe
i don't i just like nerding out anon
Ξ±my
i love arguinf
anon2
I get $15 an hour for this and it's kind of fun, so...
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi flappy!
Cosmologistinterntobe
hru
Ξ±my
damn son sign me up
Cosmologistinterntobe
i do it for free.
Flappy.
fine
anon2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the memes write themselves
Ξ±my
NOOOO WHATS WRONG
Ξ±my
WHATS WRONG FLAPPY BIRD
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur the joke here.
Cosmologistinterntobe
good point there
anon2
I'm not the grown man that argues with children on a joke website FOR FREE ahahahahahaha
Flappy.
ohh nothing im just hella tired lmaooo π
Flappy.
gotta do aton of shit over the weekend too smh
anon2
Also a pedophile, no surprise there.
Cosmologistinterntobe
so u admit that 'u r a grown man that argues with children on a joke website for free," anon?
Nateγ
wsg
π―πππππ―πππππ
I am no joke MUAHAH
anon2
Cosmo the 25 year old pedophile sits in his basement and shows his 5 millimeter (when erect) chode to children as a past time. LMFAO
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
anon2
He even does it on weekends.
Flappy.
whats up
Toast γ
hey madu
Ξ±my
giggity
Cosmologistinterntobe
if i had such a penis, you would still be jealous
anon2
Lmao, your only response is "no u" even when you clearly admit to being guilty. You pathetic little weasel.
Nateγ
lol
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi toasu
anon2
>6.5 inches Nope.
Cosmologistinterntobe
if my only response is 'no you' than explain this message
anon2
I guess your inbred genetics caused you to develop such a pathetic "man"hood.
Flappy.
some real childish shit goin on smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fr
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats ur magnified size with a magnification power of 10000
Cosmologistinterntobe
fr
Ξ±my
keep doing the greentext it makes me happy
anon2
Sure.
Cosmologistinterntobe
im waiting
anon2
You admitted to being a pathetic pedophile who argues with children for free.
Cosmologistinterntobe
damn. ur fucking slow, anon
anon2
Then you said "no u"
Ξ±my
more people should do greentext
anon2
You're slow too. In the mind.
Cosmologistinterntobe
i never did. i argue here for the fun of it as a 15yo.
The Radio Demon
hi
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop projecting, anon
Flappy.
ew
The Radio Demon
youβre still here? wow
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi shy
The Radio Demon
hi cosmo
Cosmologistinterntobe
hes dagger jr
Cosmologistinterntobe
want some popcorn?
anon2
That's just the normal penis size when you're not inbred. Not that you can relate.
The Radio Demon
heβs been on for a long time now (i left and returned with him still here)
The Radio Demon
yes please. NO. I AM THE POPCORN DEALER
Ξ±my
SID YOU WATCH IT
Toast γ
Hello ShyDragon
Cosmologistinterntobe
THEN DEAL ME THE GOOD STUFF
anon2
It's funny you thought your mushroom was going to impress kids.
anon2
Those kids are probably bigger than you, LMFAO.
Ξ±my
pcp
The Radio Demon
THE FIRST TIME EVER
The Radio Demon
OK
Toast γ
How are you?
Cosmologistinterntobe
mushrooms are smarter than you ever will be, anon
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Ξ±my
anon can you deal me some pcp
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ξ±my
dick cheese
The Radio Demon
yum. it looks poisonous, itβs blue
Toast γ
ew.
Ξ±my
ikr
anon2
Why? Because I don't have an autistic encyclopedic knowledge of every shark to ever exist?
anon2
That one on the bottom left is Cosmo's penis.
Cosmologistinterntobe
encyclopedias are better at solving problems, so shut up
Ξ±my
the scientific name for dick cheese is
Ξ±my
smegma
Cosmologistinterntobe
at least i have a penis
anon2
It's blue from the penis stretching exercises he did to try to make it bigger. (It didn't even grow by one millimeter)
Alastor
HAHA!
Ξ±my
hi wade
Ξ±my
cough
Cosmologistinterntobe
alastor...
Ξ±my
i mean
Ξ±my
alastor
Alastor
This again?
Cosmologistinterntobe
not funny alastor
Cosmologistinterntobe
yup
anon2
Yeah, be grateful that you can at least piss.
Alastor
Iβm not Wade
Ξ±my
okay
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why do you guys still think thatβs Wade lmao
Alastor
I have no idea
Ξ±my
wadeβs playing the long game
anon2
That man isn't Wade. He's a based schizo from old WJE
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur saying it like u can't piss
Ξ±my
OH REALLY
Ξ±my
THATS BASED
Ξ±my
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Ξ±my
ignore the watermark bro
The Radio Demon
boredpanda.com
anon2
Well schizophrenia is based when you use it for good like Terry Davis, and bad when you use it like Sooploosh.
The Radio Demon
:)
Ξ±my
WHADDDA SAY