Girl Wants to Fight

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  • just smack her

    im not gonna start smthin

    Introducing the Book of Skibidi Chapter 1: The Creation of Skibidi 1. In the beginning, there was a humble toilet named Skibidi, residing within the town of Skibidiville. 2. Skibidi possessed a mysterious power, to teleport anyone sitting upon it to distant lands. 3. Skibidi was not of the ordinary, for it brought joy, adventure, and unexpected encounters. Chapter 2: The First Journey 1. Tommy, the youngest of the Miller family, was the first to experience Skibidi's enchanting teleportation abilities. 2. Through Skibidi, Tommy was transported to a bustling market square in Morocco, where he encountered the warmth and kindness of the locals. 3. This journey taught Tommy and his family to appreciate the beauty of different cultures and the significance of unexpected adventures. Chapter 3: Skibidi's Mischievous Ways 1. Skibidi's mischievous heart led to numerous unexpected journeys for those who sat upon it. 2. Each journey brought with it valuable lessons, fostering curiosity, empathy, and a broader perspective of the world. 3. Skibidi's mischief reminded the people of Skibidiville to embrace the unexpected and find joy in the unknown. Chapter 4: The Transformative Power of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's teleportation abilities became widely known, attracting travelers and adventurers from all corners of the globe. 2. As people embarked on journeys through Skibidi, they discovered new cultures, formed lifelong friendships, and gained a deeper understanding of themselves and the world. 3. Skibidi became a symbol of unity, encouraging people to embrace diversity and celebrate the tapestry of humanity. Chapter 5: The Guides of Skibidiville 1. The residents of Skibidiville recognized the transformative power of Skibidi and embraced their roles as guides for those who sought its magical adventures. 2. They shared their stories, local traditions, and knowledge, ensuring that visitors experienced the true essence of each destination. 3. The guides of Skibidiville exemplified the kindness, hospitality, and curiosity that Skibidi inspired within their town. Chapter 6: The Eternal Legacy of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's magic continued to weave its enchantment across the generations, capturing the hearts and imaginations of countless individuals. 2. Skibidi reminded people to embrace the unexpected, find beauty in diversity, and cherish the bonds formed through shared experiences. 3. The Book of Skibidi serves as a testament to the transformative power of joy, curiosity, and the extraordinary adventures that can unfold through the humblest of objects. May the spirit of Skibidi always guide us on our journeys, teaching us to embrace the magic that lies within and around us. Amen.

    im writing an agrumentaive topic about why smoking in public should be illigal

    this fucking bitch is gonna get me jumped

    Kristian‽

    Introducing the Book of Skibidi Chapter 1: The Creation of Skibidi 1. In the beginning, there was a humble toilet named Skibidi, residing within the town of Skibidiville. 2. Skibidi possessed a mysterious power, to teleport anyone sitting upon it to distant lands. 3. Skibidi was not of the ordinary, for it brought joy, adventure, and unexpected encounters. Chapter 2: The First Journey 1. Tommy, the youngest of the Miller family, was the first to experience Skibidi's enchanting teleportation abilities. 2. Through Skibidi, Tommy was transported to a bustling market square in Morocco, where he encountered the warmth and kindness of the locals. 3. This journey taught Tommy and his family to appreciate the beauty of different cultures and the significance of unexpected adventures. Chapter 3: Skibidi's Mischievous Ways 1. Skibidi's mischievous heart led to numerous unexpected journeys for those who sat upon it. 2. Each journey brought with it valuable lessons, fostering curiosity, empathy, and a broader perspective of the world. 3. Skibidi's mischief reminded the people of Skibidiville to embrace the unexpected and find joy in the unknown. Chapter 4: The Transformative Power of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's teleportation abilities became widely known, attracting travelers and adventurers from all corners of the globe. 2. As people embarked on journeys through Skibidi, they discovered new cultures, formed lifelong friendships, and gained a deeper understanding of themselves and the world. 3. Skibidi became a symbol of unity, encouraging people to embrace diversity and celebrate the tapestry of humanity. Chapter 5: The Guides of Skibidiville 1. The residents of Skibidiville recognized the transformative power of Skibidi and embraced their roles as guides for those who sought its magical adventures. 2. They shared their stories, local traditions, and knowledge, ensuring that visitors experienced the true essence of each destination. 3. The guides of Skibidiville exemplified the kindness, hospitality, and curiosity that Skibidi inspired within their town. Chapter 6: The Eternal Legacy of Skibidi 1. Skibidi's magic continued to weave its enchantment across the generations, capturing the hearts and imaginations of countless individuals. 2. Skibidi reminded people to embrace the unexpected, find beauty in diversity, and cherish the bonds formed through shared experiences. 3. The Book of Skibidi serves as a testament to the transformative power of joy, curiosity, and the extraordinary adventures that can unfold through the humblest of objects. May the spirit of Skibidi always guide us on our journeys, teaching us to embrace the magic that lies within and around us. Amen.

    what the...

    didnt you almost get jumped this morning

    shes telling like 5-10 black people that i said the n word

    is a screenshot with no contact infor

    and im gonna get jumped by like 8 dudes

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    oh yeah this morning i watched like 15 black people walk up the stairs in the library

    but the only one who wants to fight is the small one

    ill kill the person tryna fight u

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    toast, just chicken out

    im trying to avoid them

    Comment deleted by Toast ツ

    my dumbass had to wrap my hand

    and then shes lying tot he rest of the group

    saying she isnt lying about it

    Yk what you should do

    blind the guy with my flashlight and beat him with it?

    Better

    Stab him with a broken pencil?

    Form a gang within the schol

    God

    Form a gang within the schol

    no

    Yes

    Toast ツ

    Stab him with a broken pencil?

    Yeah I mean that works too

    Or just don’t do shit

    GET OVER HERE

    can i eat hee

    Wade

    GET OVER HERE

    sup bozo

    Sup Toast

    So how’s ur situation going

    im gonna go do my work and worry about being jumped

    i havent gotten jumped yet

    Alr wel just update me if anything happens

    αmy

    sup bozo

    WADE

    Toast ツ

    i havent gotten jumped yet

    i can change that

    Toast ツ

    and then shes lying tot he rest of the group

    she sounds like a whore

    αmy

    she sounds like a whore

    not really

    αmy

    i can change that

    Do it getto

    Toast ツ

    with?

    i need to fight someon

    Fight the girl

    Like argue?

    I’m so confused

    take a topic one person goes for it one against it

    than you need actual proof for it

    Oh I know

    Wait how deep do u wanna go with this bc like we can do basic or we can go like Mariana trench deep

    How heated do you want this

    And you want to have evidence right

    Like clams and backup

    Anonymous

    mhm

    So like what about

    HUH

    God

    So like what about

    uhmmm you choose

    Animal rights?

    Or like is cereal a soup

    What state

    Or like US law

    Shit you could do the Roe vs Wade

    But thats basic kinda

    Umm you could do like

    https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/argumentative-essay-topics

    Second amendment and if we should change it or like

    if rigt to bare arms is allowed in a house w/ children

    What ideas were you thinking

    Anonymous

    i need to fight someon

    I’m all ears

    Anonymous

    if rigt to bare arms is allowed in a house w/ children

    Yeah something like that

    That’s actually a good one

    Bc a lot of people would say yes and a lot of people would say no thats a good argument

    And there’s plenty of sources that support both sides

    Side?

    Wait I’m arguing with you alr

    do you think they should or shoulndt

    Do you want easy or hard

    Oh shit she gone

    Then do they should

    shit thats hard but yeah ill ttyl

    Okay bye have fun in life

    Now I gottta go write up a essay

    Anonymous

    if rigt to bare arms is allowed in a house w/ children

    *bear

    Okay grammar police

    actually, it’s a homophone

    I want your badge number

    Hola opal hru

    God

    I want your badge number

    273116

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    im good wbu

    I’m good

    αmy

    273116

    I want a supervisor

    I want someone

    God

    I want a supervisor

    john smirh

    I want your supervisor

    Spellings on point today

    God

    I want your supervisor

    its me

    Hi

    im the supervisor

    I see

    God

    Spellings on point today

    thanks .

    Your officer was rude and disrespectful to me

    Yes

    I want to file a complaint

    Rude and disrespectful

    God

    I want to file a complaint

    ok bet

    God

    Rude and disrespectful

    how

    Called me a homefobe

    Flappy.

    ok bet

    Okay bet what do I do

    Who? Jake

    God

    Called me a homefobe

    where

    Never seen him before

    αmy

    actually, it’s a homophone

    ^

    Comment deleted

    Do I what

    know what a homophone is

    I mean how tf do you guys honestly still support this PEDO

    He’s a pedo

    Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

    Bro bans all the adults and leaves the little kids like opal

    God

    Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

    werent you the one saying it makes sense

    God

    Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

    Maybe

    It MADE sense past tense

    That’s disrespectful

    Flappy.

    werent you the one saying it makes sense

    I mean it does

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    can yall shut up.

    um excuse me

    🍿🍿🍿

    Comment deleted by 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    Bro literally plays anime games on his nintendo switch and collect funko pops

    nonono put the popcorn away

    🥤

    Cheers mate

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    can yall shut up.

    shush go to your room adults are speaking

    You're literally a child your opinion is worthless

    now go ahead and cuss me out like the child you are

    I’m 17 I’m basically an adult 👩🏽

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    Flappy.

    HI AMT

    HI FLAPPPYYYY <3

    𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

    Cheers

    stickman?

    God

    Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

    uhh i doubt that

    I was just saying man

    God

    Omg dude this one guy came in and had a conspiracy theory that “Madi” is Jake’s alt or something

    ive seen madi and ive seen jake

    Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

    JAKE BRI WHAT WAS TBAT

    youre really typing

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    CHRISTIAN

    Kristian*

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    also im very much not jakes alt

    Never said it ether I was quoting some dude

    That’s just racism

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    i will slap the shit out of u

    I'm trying to help you become a better person

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    smh this is why your WHITE

    and um

    lets take a look at our yours again

    Flappy.

    lets take a look at our yours again

    LMAO #goflappy

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I WILL BEAT U WITH A FISHING ROD

    its okay i love you too

    Flappers is going crazy rn

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    OF BEING A NERD

    excuuuuse me

    god do you wanna hear a funny story

    i have 20/20 vision smh

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    u wish u had 20/20 vision

    fym

    arent you the one w glasses

    daudafsdasdfjhawkefcj adesfjdkjsfhkjdS FCSDFJ DSFVC SDFJSLDKF;LDSJFSAD djfkadjsflka

    make your new pfp a shopping cart

    Flappy.

    god do you wanna hear a funny story

    Sure

    so one time maybe a month or two ago

    was SLANDERING my chess skills

    Right okay

    but then i beat her

    isnt that so funnt

    LMAO

    Go flappy

    karma really happens

    Hi guys

    HI MADI

    MADIIIII

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    SHE PUT FUCKIN 5 MINUTES ON THE TIMER

    we had the same amount of time

    and alsi i was DESTROYING you

    Flappy.

    just be quicker

    ???

    i had like all ur power pieces smh

    TYLENOL

    ???

    follow the conversation.

    why are we talking about chess?

    TYLENOL

    hi

    Hello!

    TYLENOL

    why are we talking about chess?

    a little more back

    TYLENOL

    hi

    Hru?

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    tylenol, are you el?

    whos el? (im new)

    TYLENOL

    whos el? (im new)

    Long story, dw about it

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    idk, your probably el since you type the same

    idk who el is

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    TYLENOL

    idk who el is

    cap, you type the same way as her, and all of your alts deny it. i will trust you, but i will have my suspicions

    If you are el, cool. If not, cool. But hru?

    im not el, idk who they are

    TYLENOL

    good

    that's good

    why is el here again

    Hi cosmo!!

    αmy

    why is el here again

    amy the flamy

    HI JAKE

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    I WOULD NEVER STEAL HIM

    DON'T WORRY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I ONLY WANT MADI’S BEEF

    OH IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS

    IM SORRY

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    HI JAKE

    Comment deleted

    ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU

    Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHA THAY SAY

    Comment deleted

    GUACAMOLE

    AVACADO’S NUMBER

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    the squirrel’s eyes get me everytime

    they’re so gorgeous

    IM SORRY MADI

    I DIDNT KNOW WHAT BEEF MEANT

    I KNOW

    IM SO SAD NOW

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Unlike yours

    kill yourself i have nice eyes

    HI MADI

    αmy

    HI MADI

    damn

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    CRY BITCH!

    NEVER MIND I WONT CRY

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NICE PRETTY HAZEL BROWN EYES

    SAME

    NEVER

    ILL STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    FUCK OFF IM THE ORIGINAL

    original gangster

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    FUCK OFF ORORORORROOR

    THEN ILL STEAL YOU

    AND TAKE YOUR PLACE

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    FUCK OFF ORORORORROOR

    why did you turn into a seal at the end?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    The best eyes <3

    Sorry jake I need to steal madi and put her in my basement

    i wanna go home

    same :(

    αmy

    why did you turn into a seal at the end?

    Plot twist shes a seal pretending to be a human

    I WAS RIGHT

    JAKE IS DATING A SEAL

    Madi can I put you in my basement bc I need to steal the spotlight and you are the spotlight

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    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    jake talks about fucking you liek 24/7 lol its very amusing to see

    that was very aggressive

    *passive agressive

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    wtf did that say

    “i have a hard spot too”

    it’s okay never mind

    hru amy?

    i didn’t have dinner breakfast or lunch

    and this semester sucks ass

    𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖

    jake talks about fucking you liek 24/7 lol its very amusing to see

    Is that a bad thing? 😭

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Is that a bad thing? 😭

    jury’s out

    are any of you good at python

    please

    αmy

    are any of you good at python

    MEEE

    IMMA MAKE YOU DO MY HOMEWORK

    okay now JAKE

    help me with ap world

    αmy

    IMMA MAKE YOU DO MY HOMEWORK

    NUUUUUU FINE

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    No

    ehy

    Amy whats the hw

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You’re a meanie bobeenie

    i won’t be a meanie bobeenie trust

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    i will be the most sweetest and bestest friend

    BUT I HAVE TO

    ITS IN MY CONTRACT

    ITS SIGNED WITH BLOOD

    BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JAKES BLOOD

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHAT

    TOO BAD

    IamJake

    Mr. beast you suck

    No, he good

    Wilkinsonburitos

    Be sure to subscribe!

    Imma smash that subscribe button

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I WANT MONEY

    me too

    Wilkinsonburitos

    IamJake, stfu, i have 200,000,000 subs and you dont.

    Mrbeast EXPOSED!!????!???!!!!!!!??????!

    IamJake

    No one likes you

    i like ur mom

    No one's falling for that bitch

    Wilkinsonburitos

    I mean, I am, but

    Can I have a million dollars

    TYLENOL

    i like ur mom

    I smashed your mom last night

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    Wilkinsonburitos

    Bruh what

    can i get money

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    hi guys?

    Who the heck are you

    TYLENOL

    please

    Tylenol did ur manufacturers intentionally try and create the most abhorrent cherry flavor known to man for a contest or smthn or was that shit by accident

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    a human

    shut up

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Tylenol did ur manufacturers intentionally try and create the most abhorrent cherry flavor known to man for a contest or smthn or was that shit by accident

    tru

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    IamJake

    shut up

    Wrong reply

    Wilkinsonburitos

    Hi! Mr. Beast here! Be sure to subscribe!

    Shut up

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    no

    I am jake

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Damn straight

    Im your twin haha

    ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    Hey Jimmy!

    Chandler! What's goodie?

    Hi jimmy

    Who wants a million dollars

    Not when you smashed a pie in my face chandler

    Yeah! I hope you guys both enjoy my Deez Nutz Feastables ba!

    ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    LOL

    SHUT UP

    You guys are weird

    Playing minecraft

    They all left me

    Now I'm sad

    Shut up

    You're mean :(

    How dare you

    I am Karl

    My friends all left to play fortnite

    Karl

    My friends all left to play fortnite

    LLLLLLLLLLL

    Why are you so mean

    Godzilla

    GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    hey godzilla!

    Godzilla

    GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    Do you want a million dollars?

    Why is no one talking to me :(

    Karl

    Do you want a million dollars?

    i already made over $100 million and will probably make even more when Godzilla Minus Color is released

    That's true

    Godzilla

    hello chat

    i could take em

    Minus color just came out today internationally

    Do you want to be in our next video?

    Aggressive

    Karl

    Do you want to be in our next video?

    nah, i'm already in your mom

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    no

    But why

    What?

    Thank you I think

    Ok now I'm done faking lol

    I'm perc

    No they really didn't

    Thoughtless

    gay

    I am

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    GET UR ASS ON UWU

    Calm down

    Cálmate

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NOW!

    Later

    (With love)

    The Radio Demon

    who are u

    Just a thoughtless guy

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    Cunning Saola