Get Adopted Here

Oh hell nah

I'm also izzys father...

Mama, Papa

GOT ANOTHER KID

MOM

Goo goo ga ga

MIMMMM

HEHEHEH

WHAT BOB

MOMMYMMYYMYMY

GRANDMA GUESS WHAT I GOT

NO DONT CALL ME MOMMY IM UR MOM AND FLETCHERS MOMMY

CAN I BE LET OUT KF THE BASEMENT?

No

Mama, I want- I want MILK

HIIIII

Never

Whyyyy

ADOPT ME

And I'm daddy and or granddaddy

i got my furry hunting license

OK MORE CHILDREN

I’m sorryyyyyy

Hehehehe~

Mama I want MILK NOW

This is great

WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW

IM PROUD OF YOU

LMAO LMAO

shoots

bleh

die bitch

Then buy it with the moeny i aint got

serena check dc.

Bye people

bye

MOMMA I'M 20 YEARS IN DEBT HELP ME GET DA MILK

This getting boring

Kk

BYEEEREE

REEEEE

Fuq you bob worst brother ever

CHILDRENNNNNNNNNNNN

HEHEHE

HEY

afk

WHAT

:(

BITCH

oop

YOU PISSED IN MY FRUIT LOOPS

*STORMS OUT OF HOUSE*

SOMEONE GO GET ME A DAMN NEWSPAPER

SMOKE YOUR PIPE GRANDPA

BOB UR GROUNDED

HAHHA TAKE THAT BOB

NOOOOOoooo

FOR 245 YEARS

HAGHAGAHAHAAHAHHAHHHHH

THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR GRANDFATHER

IM REPORTING YOU TO CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES

Fuck you grandpa old rasin

THATS IT

*storms back inside*

YOU ARE BEING THROWN IN THE BASMENT

WHAT

BASEMENT, NOW

*grabs adoption papers*

I ALREADY AM DUMBSHIT

THEN GO IN THE WELL IN THE DAMN BASEMENT

*grabs keys*

IM GONNA SHIT IN THE CORNER THEN

*storms out*

*Throws bob in basement locking door*

Haha bye bob

Steals the car*

I hope you break a leg

oop-

He dose know those are fake adoption papers right?

The real ones are hidden

._.

YOU BETTER CLEAN YOUR DAMN SHIT UP

Or maybe u never adopted me

Hehe

IM GONNA PISS ON THE CARPET

AND DRAW ON THE WALLS

YOU WOULDN'T

I DID >:)

BET

HERES A HAELT BREAKFEST OPTION

Anyways bye

YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR NMOM

I MEANT

WAIT NO

NO

DINT KILL ME

PELASE NO

charlie check the doc

CHALIE MAY KNIGHT GET YOU DAMN CHILDREN UNDER CONTROL OR IM GETTING THE SHOE OUT

YOU BEAT ME

THEY VISTING UR HOUSE TONGIHT

PISSED ON THE FLOOR

I MEANT THEM NOT ME

DRAWED ON THE WALLS

THIS IS UR PROBLEM

AND TOOK A SHIT IN THE CORNER

I trapped em in your hosue

oop

YOU LITTLE FUCKER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THATS IT CHARLIE GET IN THE TIME OUT CONER

But-

NO

NO BUT

Mommy charlie, want to come in the basement with me?

No no please

NO BASEMT

Yes mommy

NO

*grabs charlie and throws in basement*

And it smells like shit cause there is

N O

Haha mommy your suck in here now

*jumps out of her arms fore she can*

YOU DAMN RAT GET BACK HERE

MOM GET BACK HERE MONKEY

*pushes her into the basemt liocking the door*\

I GOING INTO THE WELL

*Grabs AK-47 in the drawer*

SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE MY CHILD

Guys, I'm gonna kms, in 3

2

1

I ded

Oop-

Oop-

Rip

L

RATE MY FUCKED UP BIO >:)

Hi

HELLO

HELL YEA

You forgot me...

YOU HAVE MANY SIBLINGS ANGEL

Shit

Momma, I faked my death

I ws copy and pasteing names from this post 1 sec

i love it bc it dont say i dont like you jas and dont talk to me

Now I'm gonna run away from home, because I'm skinny asf because you DONT FEED ME!!!!

Bye I'm gonna find Bob somewhere also

Just so you know chxl you have many brothers and sisters

wadahaul

And to you my brothers and sisters, well pray for weed for the lord our god

thats how i heard it

in church

Wenimetuindasuma

Tumahartbeatsoun

Wefelinlof

waffles

YOU HAVE A FAVORITE KID

Izzy don't ask why but I am your grandfather and your dad at the same time

noooo

Ok-

you gotta like thm all the same

CHEXY AND PAW WANNA BE ADOPTED??????

IM THE FAVORITE CHILD :O

To bad you are you commented here

yk what fuckit suree

HELL YEA MORE GRANDCHILDREN

im at school rn pawy

wont sleep i promise

chexll always be my mommy tho 😏😏

FOT ONCE IM THE FAVORITE!!!!

ahh okay you got this

For*

shush

yes baby ^^

I ADOPTED U CAUSE I COMENTED HERE

I GTG

I ADOPTED U CAUSE YOU COMMENTED HERE

BABYE

HOW IS IZZY THE FAV CHILD

HAVE A NICE TIME CHEX

IM THE FAVORITE WOOHOO!

FLETCHER DOSE NOT KNOW HOW MANY CHILDREN HE HAD

HAS*

angel how is issy the fav?

Been the childest the longest

Yup

First ever child

not ever but first on hea

Yup

Symph is my first <3

its not good to have a fav child

Chxl I will being having a conversation with other father tomorrow just so u know

My oc as a child

About?

Important things

other father?

Tell me

Yes

like in coraline?

No

Fine then ima tell him to ignore chu

Just she has 2 fathers and 2 mothers

oh ;(

Are we not gonna talk about how cute she is?

NO YOUNG LADY

AIT WHYU TTRYNA TALK TO

She's adorable and amazing

And fav :>

Ty

Adorable

ABOUT YOU

NO WHO R Y TALKING TA?

And possibly fletcher

No.

Fine then

Then i need to knwo what its about

About you

Wtf do u needa say?

I have blood leaving my body rn

Your behavior

Same bro

HELP OVER HERE

OMFG

What r u telling him exactly ):

I AINT THE PARENT FOR THIS RN

Do you see your behavior young lady?

Nu.

*Twerks*

._.

AWH HELL NAH*grabs chancla*

NOOO

HURRY GIVE ME ONE

HELP ME

GET YO AHH OVA HERE

*throws one to rere*

GET YOUR ASS ONTHIS TABLE RN

*Runs fast ASF*

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

*Tackles her*

NO

AHHH

HURRY

*Bites*

DAMN YOU

*Scurried away*

*grabs her arm pulling her back to seth*JOKES ON YOU IM INTO BITEING

HOW THE FUCK U DO THAT

Kinky

Yea i bit fletcher twice

his arm tasted yummy ^^

Gtg, I'm going to cheer 😭

Oki then ttyl child

Love ya kiddo <3

Ttyl, love ya kid

Damn....we need to get out kids under control

Serena

Nvm

And when I say we I mean u

Yea.

Wat

Nothing i forgot.

But what r u tryna say to fletcher?

I aint that gullible

Not to fletcher

Quinn?

PLEASE DONT TELL QUINN

Fine

Yippie ^^

Snap that child back

._.

U good

No

Oh ok good

Where is daddy Fletcher

I HATE THE END OF THE MONTH THOUGH'

You commentd here, your addopted.

Oh

Ok

Hehehe~

more children

No

YES

Damnit chxl

Is this because of Fletcher’s “sex. Now.” Post?

PLEASE DONT TELL MY FATHER

Jake I'm your grandfather now

Did he want kids that bad

No he dseont knwo im doing this

Lol

Lmao

jake your wife has been looking for you

HE DOSENT KNOW HOW MUCH CHILDREN HE AHS

Most relationships be like

We shouldn't tell him till lunch

Yes >:)

Just so we can adopt more kids in that time span

I forgot i was doing hw.

OH SHIT

L

Jk

I HAVE ALLOTS HW LEFT

._.

Same

jake i have a question

Fr tho

Yo

I have less tean an hour though

Hurry it up my child

I hate myslef

Tbh

is it bad that i want to punch one of my teachers?

I wanna take a knife

Depends

And cut myelf ing half

YOU FUCKING DO AND I WILL TELL

Why u wanna do it

Itll be obvi if i do it-

No I mean I will tell fletcher secrets he doesn't know

bc she being a bitch

Hold up

Hold the fuck up

what?

If im pretty will he like me..?

Jakobe

Your man

yeah

Jakobe

whaat?

Has the same last name as you?

No dip

yes

Dis some Alabama shit or what

All men fall for the pretty of a girl tbh

No garcia i s avery very commen last naem

Okay

BUT

yeah

To bad i aint pretty ):

Like

what?

…

Yes this is very true

Im freinds with three garcias.

I even have the same damn last name

Did yall double check ancestry or smth

You are tho?

boo

Then why do i have fucking shit carved into my skin?

yes

You SURE?

I have the last name of Garcia? Itsreally fucking common

Dude

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE A GARCIA

Im careving two things into my skin rn

Y’all really are related

No

MY LAST NAME IS KNIGHT

DAMNIT STOP

SHIT

Stop yo fuckery

Hey daddy

Fletcher u have many children now

._.

Heyyy daddy-o

I'm also ur dad now

No, you’re literally my daddy

I was aboutta say dont tell fletcher when he walked in

THIS MFS TIMEING

Yea well to late

:(

No.

Fletcher help mommy

What's mommy doin

lmao

GUYS IM NOT OK

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

This

angel ask him what u were asking earlier

Do u wanna talk bout it?

Me and fletcher arent married.

So

so u aint his fatehr

Brb

THIS IS TOATTLAY A JOKE ^^

Yall better get married soon or imma break it up

CAHRLIE

IT WAS A JOKE

Im def oki ^^..

Fletcher..?

Yk I can't deal with this rn ttyl byeeee

...

Angel are you sure you’re okay?

Afk >-<

Nah we only get high on wedding days

With CHERRY WEEEEED WOOOOO 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

But seriously please don’t do drugs

:v

Or whatever it is you’re doing to get high

Nah jake im being fr, makes my emontiosn go away.

Yeah but that’s like

:0

Soo

Horrible

Afk.

Blunt crazy

And also why drug addiction happens

Which makes things worde

*worse

Yeah

Dude im js tryna make my feelings go away

I’ve had like 5 family members who completely ruined their lives with drugs while they were going through hard times

Yeah I know the logic behind it but the logic is stupid af when you think about it

I fucked up

Jake

Just gotta be blunt here

Im not ok

Hey, it’s alright

no.

I never want to go there.

But don’t turn to things like this, because it’ll only make things worse

Substance abuse is one of the absolute worst things you can do when you’re in a tough place

I dont wanna ever go back

I do not ever want to be there ever again

But the good thing is that you have all of these people here to help you. Fletcher, me , jassy, so many others!

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

She told me

Hi

Hi

go back where?

Hi

she wishes i was never born

she said

hey

Heyyy

Who did?