Classmate Defense

he’s not a pedo. He’s a 15 year old classmate named Lavi I am a classmate of his and I keep seeing him on this website and I looked to check it out, and I saw all these allegations or whatever. I don’t want the kid to get in trouble for a crime or whatever when he’s a classmate of mine. Sure, he might be a creep or a troll but he shouldn’t be doxxed for whatever. I’ll provide proof of it if someone tells me how to use this dumbass website

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We don’t wanna charge is retarded ass. We just want him out of here. He admitted to being a who was grooming underage girls.

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I saw some screenshot of a message, i think he was pretending to be a 26 weirdo to troll or something whatever. i’m not even friends with him, i just deqdass don’t want him to get in trouble cuz teachers check our computers

Well, we want him to get in trouble.

Because he’s a bastard who literally asked *UNFERAGE* girls for nudes and to be horny with him.

I don’t care if he’s a troll, he needs to go.

Astro is also his account.

Bullshit. He is not 15 years old, he is using the 15 year old kid as a scapegoat to excuse his wrongdoings. Just as he did with Language Simp.

I got evidence his 15 years old, i’m a classmate of his

Whatever it is, I don’t give a shit. He needs to leave.

CosmoIsNotAPedo

I got evidence his 15 years old, i’m a classmate of his

lies

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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how do we know thats actually cosmo

I would absolutely lay his ass right then and there.

CosmoIsNotAPedo

i can deadass see this kid in class rn

Cosmo is using the kid as a proxy he has done this before

Cosmo wasn't joking he asked the girl for Discord

The "Lavi" kid is likely one of his victims

pedofinder

The "Lavi" kid is likely one of his victims

fax bruv

Guys, what is going on... what about cosmo????

CosmoIsNotAPedo

im sure he was, he’s a nice kid here

This is Cosmo on an alt. You talk exactly the same as Cosmo.

Anonymous

WADE

U GOTTA JOIN US BRO

Fuck you, you piece of shit, I hope you get castrated.

Everyone reverse search that image

Ingenious do u wanna be Madcap?

Anonymous

THATS HIM

Nah, Cosmo looks dysgenic and inbred as fuck. This guy looks like a Chad

pedofinder

Nah, Cosmo looks dysgenic and inbred as fuck. This guy looks like a Chad

Show us what he looks like

Wade XL

Ingenious do u wanna be Madcap?

Idek who that is

Anonymous

Show us what he looks like

I don't have any pictures but I can describe what he looked like in 2022

He was obese with a receding hairline and an unkempt beard on his neck

Anonymous

Idek who that is

One sec

Wore a Star Wars mandalorian t-shirt

CosmoIsNotAPedo

whoever that was it wasn’t him

But he used the name "Cosmologistinterntobe" and "Cosmologistwannabe"

This guy Ingenious

This Lavi kid is one of the victims I bet

deadpool family is now larger than the dagger fam

What u wanna name urself

Do you think Cosmo is blackmailing Lavi to pretend to be him? Tinfoil hats on i know but that psychopath might do anything to save face at this point

Anonymous

Bet

Just name urself Ingenious Wade lol

It fits so well lmao

omg whos the guy on the right

im starting to believe this but that still doesn't change the fact he acted liek a pedophile

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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that’s so rough.

Chunke Monke

im starting to believe this but that still doesn't change the fact he acted liek a pedophile

real*

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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GOOOOOOFY

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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Ok this nigga isn't Cosmo but he is scrawny asf look at that tiny ass wrist

Dude hasn't lifted a weight in his life

Anonymous

WADE I CHANGED MY PFP

FIRE! Wait name urself Ingenius Wade

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

EMILY LOOK AT EM

his face is so scary

CosmoIsNotAPedo

cosmo is 15. he’s a classmate

and I did not ask

Donut do u want Jake back?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

yes but hes takng a test

Damn I had a new idea

GUYS OUR FAMILY IS SO BIG

urfavvirgo

and I did not ask

The kid he's showing is not Cosmo, Cosmo will likely never show his face, instead he will dox his victims.

Luckily I never showed my face so Cosmo cannot dox me

ITS LIKE A DREAM CUM TRUE

pedofinder

The kid he's showing is not Cosmo, Cosmo will likely never show his face, instead he will dox his victims.

are u sure

pedofinder

Ok this nigga isn't Cosmo but he is scrawny asf look at that tiny ass wrist

his wrist is like bent wtf

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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U GUYS GET MACBOOKS TF

CosmoIsNotAPedo

kid on the left is cosmo

That kid ain't Cosmo there's some cabal of pedophiles in WJE that this kid is involved in

Photoshop is not that hard to use

Wades I made a post for Wades

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

RICH SCHOOL BRO WHO TF

nah I used to go to a middle school and they used macbooks, honestly depends on the school district

Anonymous

Photoshop is not that hard to use

The images are real but that kid is not Cosmo

can you send videos here, just spoke into it saying kid on the left is cosmo

pedofinder

The images are real but that kid is not Cosmo

Ai??

CosmoIsNotAPedo

can you send videos here, just spoke into it saying kid on the left is cosmo

U can’t send vids

Anonymous

Ai??

No they are real pictures

Cosmo is grooming kids and blackmailing them by threatening to use them as his avatar and ruin their identity

Hes not Cosmo, because CosmoIsNotAPedo IS cosmo.

CosmoIsNotAPedo

someone tell me how many fingers to put up in a photo

11

Anonymous

Hes not Cosmo, because CosmoIsNotAPedo IS cosmo.

True

Anonymous

Hes not Cosmo, because CosmoIsNotAPedo IS cosmo.

That's not Cosmo idiot

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

nvm u get jake back i got DANI :DDDD

I get Jake

CosmoIsNotAPedo

5 or less fingers

1 and the middle finger

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Wait I’m confused, Cosmoisnotapedo is Cosmo right?

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I get you too

CosmoIsNotAPedo

lavi is bro

When I last saw Cosmo he was a very obese man

Cosmo is fat confirmed

Wade XL

Wait I’m confused, Cosmoisnotapedo is Cosmo right?

No it isn't

Cosmo is so disgusting and weird

This kid "Lavi" is one of Cosmo's victims

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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Goofy ah

No one wants to see your ugly self.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

SEE

Accurate

Cosmo blackmails his victims and if they talk about him he doxxes him or in this horrible case he uses them as a scapegoat

The Unknown King of Moderation

LMFAO

Hop on uwu rq Wade

ok ok we all know cosmos a pedo can we stfu about him now

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I STILL SEE THOSE SPLIT ENDS COSMO

Bro don't insult this kid by calling him "Cosmo" that's what Cosmo wants

im sorry but your hair does not match your face shape

He has an ugly bird nest for hair but at least he isn't an inbred looking mf like Cosmo

CosmoIsNotAPedo

i still get more bitches than lavi

i seriously doubt it :(

"WE'RE GONNA BRING THE COMPLETELY INNOCENT COSMO BACK AND GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE" Yeah we know Jake

can we js not allow cosmo on here

Cosmo is Cosmonotapedo

weve given him waaaay to many chances

Anonymous

can we js not allow cosmo on here

^^^^^^ Coming from the victim herself

CosmoIsNotAPedo

i still get more bitches than lavi

nobody asked

do you need more proof that lavi is the skinny kid and i’m the emo kid

Anonymous

weve given him waaaay to many chances

Jake tends to give the most evil people hundreds of chances and call it a "second chance"

CosmoIsNotAPedo

just don’t dox him for being a pedo

exactly “FOR BEING A PEDO” ur sticking up for his disgusting behavior?

urfavvirgo

exactly “FOR BEING A PEDO” ur sticking up for his disgusting behavior?

Because that's not him

pedofinder

Jake tends to give the most evil people hundreds of chances and call it a "second chance"

please do not make this about jake, hes not the concern right now, its cosmo

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BROSKI DO U WATCH VICTORIOUS

I WATCHED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS LIKE NINE

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BITCH I WATCH THT SHOW ON REPEAT

ITS SO GOOD BRO

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I LOVE JADE

ME TOO.

Anonymous

please do not make this about jake, hes not the concern right now, its cosmo

We have to make it about Jake because Jake has seen Cosmo do these evil things and still wants to be "civil"

CosmoIsNotAPedo

i’ve been skipping class for 30 mins so i gotta go

I did not ask

The matter of fact is Cosmologistinterntobe is an incredibly disgusting and vile person and not someone you should ever want on your site if you want it to improve

pedofinder

We have to make it about Jake because Jake has seen Cosmo do these evil things and still wants to be "civil"

IM TRYING TO HAVE CONFIRMATION ON EVERYTHING THATS ALL

pedofinder

We have to make it about Jake because Jake has seen Cosmo do these evil things and still wants to be "civil"

jake is currently trying to investigate the situation right now, no one has rlly came to final conclusions

The fact that you are trying to "forgive" and dig so deep for reasons to "defend" this blatant pedophile is kind of disgusting

pedofinder

The fact that you are trying to "forgive" and dig so deep for reasons to "defend" this blatant pedophile is kind of disgusting

no that’s lowkey accurate bc like whether Cosmo is on this site or not doesnt actually affect anyone

If he’s me then am I him?

urfavvirgo

no that’s lowkey accurate bc like whether Cosmo is on this site or not doesnt actually affect anyone

i mean its affected some people but not everyone, but i would say most people havent been super affected

Hey guys it’s me Jake

So another thing is that Cosmo is not just a "hebephile" as he claims but also an actual pedophile as he has made sexual comments about people younger than 10

They're on my old laptop I'm gonna search for them this weekend

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

cause then id have to date u

I mean…yes and no

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

FUCKIN PUT TONGUE EMOJIS BUD

Put your tongue emoji on my dick

why is everyone named wade

pedofinder

So another thing is that Cosmo is not just a "hebephile" as he claims but also an actual pedophile as he has made sexual comments about people younger than 10

Cool

Because Wade is awesome

Wade XL

Ask Wade

naww u ARE wade

Anonymous

why is everyone named wade

Toasts fault. He tried to make n*gger wade a toast but burnt him

HI JAKE WHERE U BEEN

WADE STOP HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND

Alastor Wade.

Cool

Tf do you mean "Cool" that's fucking disgusting

SHES ALL YOURS I DONT WANT HER

WADE LIKES MEN CONFIRMED?

pedofinder

Tf do you mean "Cool" that's fucking disgusting

I mean “cool” as in cool I don’t care (I don’t care, others may but I don’t)

I MEAN SHES NOT HOT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

WADES GAY?

Cool!

wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay

Anonymous

wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay wade is gay

YES

SOOPLOOSH DONT IGNORE MEEEEE

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

wait what how r u behind the urinal

it’s a mirror bro

HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GIRLFRIEND HOT

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BROS FINGERNAILS ARE LONG

Wade XL

I MEAN SHES HOT

GASPPPP

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

FAKEE JAKEEEEEE

(I’m the real Jake bro)

Joke ツ

GASPPPP

WAIT NO

CosmoIsNotAPedo
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Behind the urinal? What?

Wait if ur Jake check uwu if u don’t then ur not

Somebody just got randomly horny ;)

Alastor Wade.

Behind the urinal? What?

that's a soap dispenser you fucking idiot

Joke ツ

Somebody just got randomly horny ;)

Yep, this is Jake^

wait can he get banned for posting himself

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

wait so why did u post a picture of urself?

to show that i’m no skinny lavi

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

wait so why did u post a picture of urself?

he wanted to show off

Nah that’s 100% Jake

Wade XL

Nah that’s 100% Jake

Yes it’s me the horny weezer fan guitar player

I’ve never met a hornier bastard than that, well there was one but nvm

no retard so he could prove he's not cosmo

ILL TELL YOU ON UWU SHEESH

bro is probably narcisistic as hell posting ugly ass photos

pedofinder

that's a soap dispenser you fucking idiot

Ok then! Am I a fucking idiot? Why, thank you!

im gonna sleep now byeeeeee

CosmoIsNotAPedo

this place sucks

No shit! Enjoy the show or weep!

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Wilkin

HEY-

Wade XL

I’ve never met a hornier bastard than that, well there was one but nvm

Please don’t remind me

LET ME BELIEVE HER INNOCENCE

STOP OUTTING MY SECRETSS

JAKE CHEK UWU DAMMIT

Alastor Wade.

I left for a sec and 20 comments came

I came fr

Joke ツ

I DID!

Nuh uh

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WADE STOP CALING HER MOMMY

Wait Madi did u just change ur pfp?

AND SHE IS MY PRINCESS

I miss Weezer Wade

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

cough no

Oh then I just saw it wrong

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

cough no

YOU DID

Alastor Wade.

We ruined cosmo’s reputation on here

Oh boohoo NIGGA WAS A PEDO BITCH

Alastor Wade.

We ruined cosmo’s reputation on here

honestly he deserves it for the stuff he said, just don’t brand little buddy as a pedo

CosmoIsNotAPedo

honestly he deserves it for the stuff he said, just don’t brand little buddy as a pedo

^^

ZaN!ggg: Reborn

Oh boohoo NIGGA WAS A PEDO BITCH

Damn chill a little, talk a bath dear fellow

CosmoIsNotAPedo

honestly he deserves it for the stuff he said, just don’t brand little buddy as a pedo

Ur him

Bp People are batshit crazy aren’t they?

Wade XL

Bp People are batshit crazy aren’t they?

Yup!

Alastor Wade.

Damn chill a little, talk a bath dear fellow

I take showers not "bAtHs" tf

Wade XL

Bp People are batshit crazy aren’t they?

FR

I don’t count tho🗿

ZaN!ggg: Reborn

I take showers not "bAtHs" tf

Haha ok you didn’t understand

CosmoIsNotAPedo

bro i proved im not him

oh u right mb mb fr

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

im batshit crazy fr

Go batshit crazy on this dic—

ZaN!ggg: Reborn

Maybe you should take a "bAtH" pedo defender

I’m not defending him, I’m just joking. This is a joke website

Joke ツ

Go batshit crazy on this dic—

Wild

Wade XL

Wild

Oh she’s definitely wild ;)

Wait Jake should I still keep these pfps

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

GULP GULP GULP GULP

EW YOURE NOT A FISH STAWP

lavi is just a skinny, awkward nice kid in my class, he doesn’t deserve to be doxxed, he ain’t a pedo

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HAHAHAAHHA

STAWP YOURE NOT A FISH (u hate the rains and here you are, being a fucking fish)

Bruh THATS Wade not Jake

Wade XL

2022

Jake look how old my acc is i deserve a seniority badge fr

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

WHY TF WOULD I HATE THE RAIN? I LOVE THE RAIN

Therians my keyboard autocorrect is goofier than all of us combined

Jake just use u main lol

ZaN!ggg: Reborn

Jake look how old my acc is i deserve a seniority badge fr

Good job 👍

Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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That’s cuter than you! (I don’t like boys heh)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Daddy

Princess <3

Anonymous

HI

HI POOKIE

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

MADI CAP

MADI THATS ME IM MAD CAP

Anonymous

MADI THATS ME IM MAD CAP

YEAH HES MADCAP

Wade XL

HI POOKIE

Hiiii pookie <33333333

Alastor Wade.

Idk I think cute is more for fem ppl

nuuu u can big muscley ppl cute if they're cute

And you said bp ppl are mad as batshits (i forgot lol)?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Jakey

Madiy <3

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I miss my nigga Jake he's the only one from the old site i rember

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

nuuu u can big muscley ppl cute if they're cute

Well yeah I just don’t normally use cute on boys unless they are cute in personality ig

Can’t wait for that ;)

ZaN!ggg: Reborn

I miss my nigga Jake he's the only one from the old site i rember

I’m the real Jake lol

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

all BP ppls are crazy.

As are everyone on here

My other acc is currently a part of the Wade thing

no i gtg to class in the next min lol

Joke ツ

My other acc is currently a part of the Wade thing

Yes

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HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT FATASS PEDO MATT FOR BANNING ME I AM GONNA DROWN THAT NIGGA

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Joke ツ

Sup

Soup

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

penis

Penis?

HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT FATASS PEDO MATT FOR BANNING ME I AM GONNA DROWN THAT NIGGA

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Matt chill fr

Whom is Matt?

Hellcat u good bru

Whom

Whom is Matt?

Heyyy you stole my art that’s not very nice! Whom are you?

HEY DINT TALK TO HELLCAT WADE DAT WAY

MODS IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 YEARS UNBAN MY ACC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

MY LIFE IS AWESOME

Everyone says thra

THIS PEDO MATT IS SHADOWBANNING ME I AM GONNA SHOVE FIRECRACKERS UP HIS ANUS

Ik what ur talking abt

What would you do for love? For Joe, an intense young man who frequently becomes smitten with beautiful, smart women, this question is put to the test. A charming yet awkward crush becomes something more sinister when love turns into obsession for Joe. Using social media and the internet, he uses every tool at his disposal to become close to the women of his dreams, even going so far as to remove any obstacle -- including people -- that stands in his way of getting to them.

OOH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT YOU?

Wade XL

What would you do for love? For Joe, an intense young man who frequently becomes smitten with beautiful, smart women, this question is put to the test. A charming yet awkward crush becomes something more sinister when love turns into obsession for Joe. Using social media and the internet, he uses every tool at his disposal to become close to the women of his dreams, even going so far as to remove any obstacle -- including people -- that stands in his way of getting to them.

THAT SOUNDS GAY ASF YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T GAY THOUGH UNBANNING worstjokesever.com/@zanggg

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BRO LASTED 8 SECONDS

bruh

Madi that’s how long you’re gonna last with me

WAIT JAKE IS THAT WHAT U MEANT

That’s how good it’s gonna be ;)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

pussy

I’ll fuck yours ;)

Google Snake is already a think bro

Except with better graphics

i just wanted to make a cool animation

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

I thought it was cool =3

thanks

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Help I just called my irl friend Ethan on accident

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i got haircut so u cant and i dont have ponytail it was a mullet

HAHA U CALL THT SHIT A HAIRCUT? OR A TODDLER THAT TOOK PLYERS TO THEIR OWN HAIR

Joke ツ

Help I just called my irl friend Ethan on accident

Been there, done that

Joke ツ
Image

Why’d u send me those last night

Comment deleted by Joke ツ

I’m on 8 different types of drugs, be more pacific

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Joke ツ

Help I just called my irl friend Ethan on accident

Yea I called one Jake

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

he knows real well

oh yes I do

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We’re already doing it

Our horniness is leaking out onto WJE

ETHAN STOP ENCOURAGING THIS

What are yall yapping about

Stop reminding me of my crippling loneliness and let me mask it with humor

Wade XL

Stop reminding me of my crippling loneliness and let me mask it with humor

I can relate 😕

Anonymous

I can relate 😕

🫠

DAMN SUCH A HARD CHOICE

I WILL KICK YOU IN THE THROAT

KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND

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WADE KEEP YOUR TINY DICK AWAY FROM ME