Seeing how Jake acts, and the fact he has already made an alternate under the user, “bitch12”, this is not him. I’d like to clarify that I’m not retarded, I’m just explaining to you simple minded people how I am not Jake.
Seeing how Jake acts, and the fact he has already made an alternate under the user, “bitch12”, this is not him. I’d like to clarify that I’m not retarded, I’m just explaining to you simple minded people how I am not Jake.
Seeing how Jake acts, and the fact he has already made an alternate under the user, “bitch12”, this is not him. I’d like to clarify that I’m not retarded, I’m just explaining to you simple minded people how I am not Jake.
The process of cellular respiration, an essential metabolic pathway in living organisms, involves the conversion of organic compounds into adenosine triphosphate (ATP), releasing energy for cellular activities. This intricate biochemical cascade occurs in the mitochondria, where complex interactions of enzymes and electron transport chains meticulously facilitate the extraction of energy from substrates. The comprehension of cellular respiration not only elucidates fundamental principles of bioenergetics but also underscores the indispensable role of ATP as the primary energy currency within biological systems. 🤓☝️
The process of cellular respiration, an essential metabolic pathway in living organisms, involves the conversion of organic compounds into adenosine triphosphate (ATP), releasing energy for cellular activities. This intricate biochemical cascade occurs in the mitochondria, where complex interactions of enzymes and electron transport chains meticulously facilitate the extraction of energy from substrates. The comprehension of cellular respiration not only elucidates fundamental principles of bioenergetics but also underscores the indispensable role of ATP as the primary energy currency within biological systems. 🤓☝️
YES. You are Dagger. I can deduce this from a number of clues:
1. Sometimes uses periods instead of question marks.
2. ALWAYS ends the sentence with a period and the sentence always has proper grammar.
3. Showed no animosity towards Wade until prompted by Fappy.
4. Insulted a random account that "mistook" him for Dagger but was friendly towards me.
5. Fluent in English.
6. Dagger always comes online at this time.
YES. You are Dagger. I can deduce this from a number of clues:
1. Sometimes uses periods instead of question marks.
2. ALWAYS ends the sentence with a period and the sentence always has proper grammar.
3. Showed no animosity towards Wade until prompted by Fappy.
4. Insulted a random account that "mistook" him for Dagger but was friendly towards me.
5. Fluent in English.
6. Dagger always comes online at this time.
I feel as though, (from what I have seen) you are mature, respectful, but also will not hesitate to call people out, and finally, do not really participate in the really retarded conversations that happen here.
YES. You are Dagger. I can deduce this from a number of clues:
1. Sometimes uses periods instead of question marks.
2. ALWAYS ends the sentence with a period and the sentence always has proper grammar.
3. Showed no animosity towards Wade until prompted by Fappy.
4. Insulted a random account that "mistook" him for Dagger but was friendly towards me.
5. Fluent in English.
6. Dagger always comes online at this time.
It could still be that he isn't Dagger and somehow I can't imagine that he is Dagger either. It could also be because I don't know Dagger that well.
YES. You are Dagger. I can deduce this from a number of clues:
1. Sometimes uses periods instead of question marks.
2. ALWAYS ends the sentence with a period and the sentence always has proper grammar.
3. Showed no animosity towards Wade until prompted by Fappy.
4. Insulted a random account that "mistook" him for Dagger but was friendly towards me.
5. Fluent in English.
6. Dagger always comes online at this time.
I feel as though, (from what I have seen) you are mature, respectful, but also will not hesitate to call people out, and finally, do not really participate in the really retarded conversations that happen here.
I feel as though, (from what I have seen) you are mature, respectful, but also will not hesitate to call people out, and finally, do not really participate in the really retarded conversations that happen here.
That doesn't make sense because anyone can be good at it, right? just because someone is good at grammar doesn't mean that the person is dagger, right?
That doesn't make sense because anyone can be good at it, right? just because someone is good at grammar doesn't mean that the person is dagger, right?
It was a fucking joke, pipe down you sensitive fuck.
He kept say the anon was dagger and dagger jr wouldn’t let him go for it. Anon called him a retard then dagger jr was like, “I was wrong. Everyone who thinks that’s dagger is a fag”
He kept say the anon was dagger and dagger jr wouldn’t let him go for it. Anon called him a retard then dagger jr was like, “I was wrong. Everyone who thinks that’s dagger is a fag”
He kept say the anon was dagger and dagger jr wouldn’t let him go for it. Anon called him a retard then dagger jr was like, “I was wrong. Everyone who thinks that’s dagger is a fag”
I do not mean that in an odd way, like I’m trying to study you all or something. I just mean that your conversations are interesting, and it does somewhat remind me of my friends.
I do not mean that in an odd way, like I’m trying to study you all or something. I just mean that your conversations are interesting, and it does somewhat remind me of my friends.
I do not mean that in an odd way, like I’m trying to study you all or something. I just mean that your conversations are interesting, and it does somewhat remind me of my friends.
I do not mean that in an odd way, like I’m trying to study you all or something. I just mean that your conversations are interesting, and it does somewhat remind me of my friends.
addi
HI RYLEEEEEEE
Rylee ੈ♡˳
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
hi ry :)
addi
HRUUUUUUUUUU
amyyyyy
hi ry :)
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
who you
addi
huh
addi
amy imposter
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
fr
Wade
Lo
Wade
Hey Rylee!
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
prolly wade on an alt
Wade
Not everything is about uoi
addi
prolly
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m so glad that not everything is about uoi
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
how ya doin
addi
u o i
Rylee ੈ♡˳
can yall not argue please.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m chilling
addi
tired, wbu
Wade
Bruh I would never make an alr about Amy
addi
tired, wbu
addi
alr
Wade
I’m not arguing, Amy is just being a bitch
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
same i have the flu
Rylee ੈ♡˳
dude.
Rylee ੈ♡˳
imma hop off if yall are both gonna do this shit.
addi
oh jeez
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
rylee it’s ok just talk to us
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ye it sucks
Rylee ੈ♡˳
its prob ethan.
Anonymous
I hope it doesn't escalate again.
Wade
Or Opal
Rylee ੈ♡˳
ethan has been at school again.
Wade
If she stops mocking me it won’t
Rylee ੈ♡˳
and hes been giving me the worst looks ever.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
my throat hurts so fucking bad
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m sorry ry :(
Wade
Maybe, but I think it’s Opal or something
Flappy.
us
Flappy.
twinngin
Anonymous
Okay
addi
guys
Anonymous
HIII FLAPPYYYY
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
are any of you talking to madi on uwu? we were having a good conversation and she just dipped.
addi
madi has been a bit dry lately
Wade
I am
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
no no
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
like she asked a question
Rylee ੈ♡˳
im talkin to madi rn
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
and i responded
addi
is she just dry to me 😭
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
can someone tell her to respond
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
lmfao 😭
Rylee ੈ♡˳
no shes goin through things rn.
addi
i feel unloved 😭😭
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ry?
Flappy.
its sahhhh <3
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
kk
addi
arent we all
Flappy.
yeah
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
nooo i love you <3
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
in a not gay way
addi
LMFAO
Flappy.
platonic
addi
I WAS BOUTTA BE LIKE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
not gay way
addi
I WAS BOUTTA BE LIKE
addi
NO HOMO RIGHT
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
NO HOMO FR
Rylee ੈ♡˳
its not gay if your wearing socks ;)
Wade
I’m so tempted to make a joke
Wade
But I won’t
Rylee ੈ♡˳
SPILL
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
it’s not gay if it’s with the homies ;)
Flappy.
I never wear socks.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
GAY
Anonymous
<33
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
FLAPPY IS GAY
addi
what
Flappy.
nuh uh
Flappy.
what are you guys talking about
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
flappy are you albert einstein
Flappy.
i just do not wear socks
addi
"but- god said if i eat this ill die!"
Flappy.
you are twisting my words
Wade
I mean we know for a fact Amy is gay so it fits actually
addi
NUH UH
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m not gay blud
Rylee ੈ♡˳
im tired
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i have a game for you, wade
Flappy.
same ahahs
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
go outside
Wade
Amy is bi=gay
Flappy.
im kinda sick
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
find a patch of grass
Flappy.
i ahve math final tomorw
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
and touch it
Wade
Bi is gay with extra steps but straight two steps backwards
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
CAN I HELP
Rylee ੈ♡˳
idek what i am
Wade
Good luck
Rylee ੈ♡˳
me too bro
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
bbg
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ILL HELP YOU STUDY FLAPPY
Rylee ੈ♡˳
i just took a science and ela final exam
addi
i have a fucking ROTC inspection tmrw
Rylee ੈ♡˳
and tomorrow is math
addi
im stressing
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i have my eoc’s and finals after break
addi
i have to memorize 21 questions and like 15 ranks
Anonymous
You can do it
addi
jesus
Rylee ੈ♡˳
thankfully i got a 670 out of 675 on my ela
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
but i’m scared for my ap exams in may
Rylee ੈ♡˳
and a 1100 out of 1100 on science.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
AP exams scare the shit outta me
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i have the AP world and AP computer science ones 😭
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
AYY LESSGO
Rylee ੈ♡˳
I HAVE AP SCIENCE TDY
addi
ANYWAYS GTG
addi
BYEEEEEEEEEE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BYE ADDI :)
Flappy.
i am too sick to study
addi
TTYL
Flappy.
MY LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED RN THEYRE PEELING SO HARD DUDE
Flappy.
MY NOSE IS TOO BLOCKED TO BREATHE THROUGH
Rylee ੈ♡˳
you can make me peel hard ;)
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
that’s why you need me
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
mine are legit bloody atp
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
give me all your study materials
Flappy.
oh
Flappy.
i am in school rn
Flappy.
wait
Rylee ੈ♡˳
i can make ur throat blocked aswell ;)
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
it’s like i ate a vampire on her period
Flappy.
rawr
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
can you unblock mine
Anonymous
health is more important
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
sad response
Rylee ੈ♡˳
always
Flappy.
no my finals are trust
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
yay
Flappy.
my dad would kill me dude\
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
LET ME HELP YOU
Flappy.
dw
Flappy.
im good
Flappy.
i think
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
aw man
Flappy.
i actually am like
Flappy.
pretty ok in it
Rylee ੈ♡˳
okok gotta go switchin classessss RAWR.
Rylee ੈ♡˳
bye pookie wookie snuggly pubuggly bears
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BYE RIZZLEE
Rylee ੈ♡˳
ill cya in 8th or maybe 7th im goin to 7th now.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
<33
Flappy.
bye ryy
Flappy.
hehehe that rhymed
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ryce and beans
Flappy.
i am such a poet
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
rolls ryce
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
rychoutmous key
Anonymous
I will protect you from him
Flappy.
he would go
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ok bye guys
Flappy.
"oh no, flappy, what is this? why did you not get an 105%? what has this come to?"
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
bye sah :)
Flappy.
BHHHAS
Flappy.
BYE AMY
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BYE FLAPPY BIRD
Flappy.
bYEEEEEEE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
DON’T LET THE SQUIRRELS BITE
Toast ツ
hes such a fag
Toast ツ
were gonnna beat the fuck out of him
Toast ツ
oh bye fallpy
Anonymous
Byebyee Amyyy
Anonymous
Cya later
Toast ツ
hello stay at home
Anonymous
Then I would kill him, there is no other choice
Anonymous
Hiii
Toast ツ
can I vent about this dumbass at school
Anonymous
Ohhh you are Toast
Anonymous
AGQGQHWH
Toast ツ
yeah
Wilkinsonburritos
Hi saH
Toast ツ
I hat this name
Toast ツ
the bit is stupid
Toast ツ
anyways
Anonymous
Sureeee
Toast ツ
so this motherfucker
Toast ツ
he's being creepy as fuck to this girl
Anonymous
Hi Wilkinnnn
Toast ツ
like putting his hands in his pants
Wilkinsonburritos
Hru
Toast ツ
saying she should fuck him
Anonymous
Tf
Toast ツ
and we gave him one more chance to stop it
Anonymous
Tired how about you?
Rylee ੈ♡˳
ew wtf..
Toast ツ
and he continued the same day we gave him the second chace
Wilkinsonburritos
I’m bored and hungry
Toast ツ
so were gonna beat the fuck out of him
Toast ツ
and he stole our candy
Anonymous
Tf
Anonymous
What a stupid one
Anonymous
weirdo
Wilkinsonburritos
Not the candy!
Toast ツ
YEAH
Toast ツ
it was sour watermellon gummie
Toast ツ
s\
Anonymous
AGQGQHWH THEN U SOULD GO EAT SOMETHING
Flappy.
WHO
Toast ツ
THIS GUY AT SCHOOL
Toast ツ
^^^
Flappy.
OH EW
Flappy.
EW
Flappy.
EWW
Flappy.
BEAT HIM UP
Toast ツ
I'm not gonna
Toast ツ
but my like 6ft friend is
Toast ツ
and the girl he's harrasing
Flappy.
okok thats good
Toast ツ
and the friend that he stole the candy from
Anonymous
I got a plan, lets kidnap him and hang him somewhere in the forest
Flappy.
thats good
Flappy.
genius
Toast ツ
but hes like 1/16 black
Toast ツ
so itll be a hate crime
Anonymous
IKR AGQHQHWHW
mal 🌸
HI
Flappy.
MALALALLALALALLALALL
Toast ツ
hey mal
Flappy.
HII
mal 🌸
heyy hru
mal 🌸
HEY FLAPPY
Toast ツ
good
Anonymous
HIII MAAALLL
Flappy.
MY FRIENDS WERE JOKING ABUOT THAT THIS WEEK
Flappy.
THEY STOLE MY CHAIR AND. IWAS LIKE
Toast ツ
tomorrow my friends are gonna beat up a creap
Flappy.
"MOVE MF"
Wilkinsonburritos
Schools almost out so I’ll see what I can do. I haven’t eaten at all today
mal 🌸
HEYYYY
Flappy.
AND HE WAS LIKE "OH OH YOURE USING YOUR WHITE POWERS TO PLACE MINORITIES ELSEWHERE? I SEE."
Flappy.
ouchhh
Flappy.
what time for you wilk?
Wilkinsonburritos
All
Anonymous
OKEOKE
mal 🌸
lmao
Flappy.
hmn i see
Flappy.
MAL
mal 🌸
FLAPPY
Flappy.
HOWRE YOU
Flappy.
HOW WAS SCHOL
Flappy.
ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOL
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
yo do any of you have spotify
Toast ツ
^^^ Mal
Flappy.
YEAH
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/share-98086444ce7f41b29e31b711dab69ba5-1080x1920?si=zaKddHhqR6Ka_l_gO1nLYw&lang=en&destination=datastories
mal 🌸
SCHOOL WAS GOOD BUT IM PISSED RN
Flappy.
MAL DOES TOO
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
my wrapped truly humbled me
Toast ツ
oh same
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
why
mal 🌸
my friend's being judgy
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
SHARE YOUR WRAPPED FLAP
Toast ツ
a creep at my school is gonna get beat up for being a creep
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
good
Flappy.
MINE IS LIKE
Anonymous
Iuw
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
SHARESHARESHARE
Flappy.
HAN GON I BARELY USE IT ON MY LAPTOP
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
KK
Anonymous
What a freak
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
K
Anonymous
K
Toast ツ
and I'm gonna get the recording
Flappy.
UWU
Flappy.
AMY
Flappy.
OF?
Flappy.
EVEN THOUGH ITS CAPITALIZED I DONT MEAN ONLY FANS BY THIS
Anonymous
how his friends beat up that creep
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
you should fr
Anonymous
have I understood that correctly?
Toast ツ
yeah
Toast ツ
the girl getting harrased is gonna recore
Toast ツ
d
Toast ツ
and stomp on his face
mal 🌸
FLAPPY
AnonymousNumber1
Hello.
Toast ツ
hi
mal 🌸
hey
AnonymousNumber1
I’ve been on this site for small amount of time, watching everything.
Toast ツ
really?
mal 🌸
damn
AnonymousNumber1
It’s intriguing.
mal 🌸
solid hahaha
Anonymous
Hi
AnonymousNumber1
Hello, SaH
Toast ツ
OHH
AnonymousNumber1
I’ve been seeing how you behave, and I think that it’s interesting.
Toast ツ
I just got that
Anonymous
I'm actually against that kind of thing, but teachers suck at that kind of thing too
Toast ツ
he stole out candy
Anonymous
Oh, why?
AnonymousNumber1
I appreciate how kind you seem, and also how you tend to be the more merciful out of the Mods.
Anonymous
Oh, me?
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, you.
Anonymous
Thank you so much, appreciate that
AnonymousNumber1
I’m just stating the truth, something that needs to be said more often around here.
Anonymous
I love your pfp, because i love squirrels
AnonymousNumber1
Thank you.
Anonymous
Thank you
Wilkinsonburritos
Toast I like your profile pic ;)
Anonymous
How do you find the site?
AnonymousNumber1
I was looking for awful jokes. (What are some of the worst jokes ever?) And this site came up.
Anonymous
Ah, I see AGQQHQHQ
urfavvirgo
What is “AGWQHQHQ” supposed to mean.
Anonymous
Actually I don't check out the jokes here
Wilkinsonburritos
They’re pretty foul ngl
mal 🌸
i look at the jokes when i want smth sick to laugh at
urfavvirgo
I only searched it up because I needed “the worst jokes ever” for something. I don’t have a need to look at them now.
Wilkinsonburritos
I looked up orphan jokes
Anonymous
why am I being asked this now ToT I would have thought you would get it. It is a Laugh
urfavvirgo
I look at them because they’re entertaining as well.
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
EMILY
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
UWU
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
RIGHT NOW
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
LKE ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW
Wilkinsonburritos
👀
Anonymous
Aren't memes funnier
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
i snort when i laugh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
oink oink
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HAHUAIHDIUHF
AnonymousNumber1
Ah. Donut.
Anonymous
When I laugh I sound like all sorts of things
Iambob
balls
mal 🌸
nuts
urfavvirgo
IM SORRY BRO I CANT I WAS TRYNA BE SERIOUS AND GRAMMATICAL AND STUFF CAUSE THERE WAS ANITHER SERIOUS PERSON HERE BUT I CANT DO IT
urfavvirgo
AH I SEE
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
EMILY
mal 🌸
i honestly don't generally find memes funny
Iambob
two circles
Wade
Bob!
urfavvirgo
MADI
urfavvirgo
YES
Iambob
wade!
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
SOUNDS LIKE CHEXY HUSVHUIBS
mal 🌸
hru bob been a while
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
GET IN UWU EMILY
urfavvirgo
Wtf my internet is so slow
Wade
Dude I barely see you anymore!
Iambob
gud
mal 🌸
cool
Iambob
saw me like a couple days ago but ok
AnonymousNumber1
And this is Wade.
Anonymous
I'm ashamed to laugh now , how am I supposed to laugh? HQGHAHSGGWHEJDJDJHDJSZEBWUWSVSBWU like that?
Wade
Yeah trur
Wade
Yep I’m Wade
Iambob
yes like that
AnonymousNumber1
Obviously.
Wade
U new?
Anonymous
okay, got it
Anonymous
LQSJUWI2KSHU272OBSV82
Iambob
anyways bye again
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
NO
AnonymousNumber1
I’m newer than most people.
Wade
Bye Bob!
Wade
Oh ok, well welcome!
AnonymousNumber1
I’ve been watching, though.
Anonymous
Byebye
Wade
Another lurker, same dude
AnonymousNumber1
Thanks.
mal 🌸
bye bob
Wade
Haven’t seen ya really lol
AnonymousNumber1
What are you talking about, you are not a lurker, you have been here (and VERY active) for some time.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
the builder?
mal 🌸
the minion
mal 🌸
BANANA
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ah
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BANANA
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
🍌
Wade
Yeah but I lurk when I’m not on too, also I have my secrets
AnonymousNumber1
What does your secrets have to do with anything. I did not ask, nor do I care.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
W
mal 🌸
chomp
Wade
You’re two months late
mal 🌸
huh?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
idk
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
yummy
Wade
One sec I’m brainstorming
Anonymous
BANANAAAAA
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
🍌 🍌🍌🍌
mal 🌸
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mal 🌸
ACK
mal 🌸
I MEANT TO DO N NOT H
mal 🌸
😭
Wade
I have a theory, but I kinda wanna debunk it because there’s a slim chance it’s right but it could also be right
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
LMFAO 😭
AnonymousNumber1
I thought that you were retarded just from seeing how you act, but now you’re just proving my suspicions right.
AnonymousNumber1
Go ahead.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i like you more and more with each sentence
mal 🌸
💀
AnonymousNumber1
I do not like you.
Wade
Are you Jake on an alt?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
don’t care
AnonymousNumber1
No.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
jake doesn’t talk like that
Wade
You could be lying so idk just a theory I had
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
i wish
Anonymous
that was it...Thank you Mal, my brain has stopped functioning now AGQJQKSUWJWKSU ToT
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
what proof do you even have for that?
Wade
He kinda talks like Rorschach or Dagger
Anonymous
What does that mean Mallllll
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
sounds like dagger to me
Wade
I mean I figured it out last time
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
bitch12?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
twixking?
Wade
The other one
mal 🌸
I TYPED BAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT MEANT TO TYPE BANANANANANA I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE N INSTEAD OF H
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
AHAUHDUIHFH
Wade
The OTHER one
Anonymous
AHHHHHH GOT IT AHQHQHWHWJEJEKW
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
bro what other one 😭
AnonymousNumber1
Seeing how Jake acts, and the fact he has already made an alternate under the user, “bitch12”, this is not him. I’d like to clarify that I’m not retarded, I’m just explaining to you simple minded people how I am not Jake.
Wade
Ok so u don’t know so I won’t tell u
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i think you are a little bit retarded
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
just a thought
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
mk
Wade
Alrighty
AnonymousNumber1
The feeling is mutual.
Anonymous
I don't understand anything anymore, I'm really sorry.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
it’s ok sah :)
Wade
I’ve heard worse
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i have the strongest urge
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
to go to a gas station
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
and fill a cup with every single flavor
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
NREOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AnonymousNumber1
I know.
Wade
Do it
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
bet
Wade
Who’s gonna stop you? The police?
Wilkinsonburritos
Dagger would never use an alt with a squirrel profile lmao
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i am brown
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
so
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i mean
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
let’s play a game
Wade
True
Anonymous
Thank you
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
would this kill a 18th century peasant child m?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
yes or no
Wilkinsonburritos
It kills me thinking about it
𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍
Not me.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m gonna go with yes
AnonymousNumber1
I will also confirm, for those who are still unconvinced, I am not Dagger.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
can someone ban this
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BUT WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER
mal 🌸
hi cha cha
Wade
Eh surw
Wilkinsonburritos
Why?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
it’s a fake of me
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
someone made an alt
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
with my name
Flappy.
I BET ITS WADE
Flappy.
BC OF THE PFP\
Wade
Fake u is gone, happy?
Flappy.
ITS TOTALLY WADE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
thanks wade
Wade
Why would I hate on myself?
Flappy.
TO MAKE US THINK
Wade
Yep
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ok, hot cheetos?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i’m gonna go with maybe
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
cause of the powder
Wade
I dunno just a thought
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
maybe without the powder it wouldn’t kill the child
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
but with the powder it def would
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
opinion?
AnonymousNumber1
It is not Wade. I am truly just one who stumbled upon this website and then watched for a while.
Wade
Can confirm
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
also wade doesn’t really talk like that
mal 🌸
FLAPPY
Wade
Exactly
Anonymous
how long did you watch the site?
Wilkinsonburritos
Y’all are so paranoid lol
Flappy.
CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR RQ THOUGH
Wade
I talk like Wade
Flappy.
MALL
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ANSWER MY QUESTION
Wade
Bro Amy always thinks I’m making alts
mal 🌸
I GOT POMEGRANATE SEEDS
AnonymousNumber1
Check my join date.
Anonymous
smart Wade
Wilkinsonburritos
I don’t care enough to answer it
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
actually you talk like Wade ツ
Anonymous
Okay, thank you
Wilkinsonburritos
Lol
AnonymousNumber1
Hello, Wilkinson Burritos.
Flappy.
YUMMMMMMMM
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i mean, it goes vice verse too
Wilkinsonburritos
Yo I go by many names
Wade
No Wade talks like Wade I talk like Wade
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, I’m listening.
Anonymous
Wow, almost a month already?
Wade
Same
Wilkinsonburritos
Crazy
Flappy.
CAN YOU PLEASE LIKE CHANGE YOUR PFP
Flappy.
i really
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
but Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade?
Flappy.
dont like squirrels
Flappy.
like
Anonymous
NO PLSSS FLAPPYYYY
Flappy.
really really really have an intense dislike of squirrels
Flappy.
very intense
AnonymousNumber1
I don’t mind typing out your full name, but I do admit that calling you Burrito would be fun.
Anonymous
POOR SQUIRRELSSS
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
what did the squirrels ever do to you
Anonymous
what did they do to you Flappyyyy
Wade
Yeah Wade talks like Wad because Wade talks like Wade but Wade doesn’t talk like Wad because Wade talks like Wade
AnonymousNumber1
No.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
like grampy
Wade
NOOOOO I FORGOT THE E
Anonymous
HEHE AGQHQJWJWJWJWWK YAYYYYYYY
Flappy.
THEYRE REAELLY SCARY
Anonymous
Hee Heeeee
Flappy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
BUT if Wade talks like Wade, Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade?
Anonymous
NONONO
Flappy.
stop gloatinggg smh
Wilkinsonburritos
Or wil, wilk, wilkin, Wilkins, Wilkinson, Wilkinsonburritos, wilkinburgers, bur, or burritos lmao
Wade
No because Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
or Wade doesn’t talk like Wade talk like Wade?
Wade
Hehehe Burgers is mine
Anonymous
Okeoke
Wade
Exactly
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
because Wade talks like Wade! Wade talks like Wade talks like Wade.
AnonymousNumber1
Burrito will do.
Wade
That too
Wilkinsonburritos
👍
mal 🌸
amy you're confusing the shit outta me
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
gotchu
Wade
Amy talks like Amy
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i think i confused myself too a lil bit
mal 🌸
bahaha
mal 🌸
ahhh stoppppp
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
Amy talks like Amy???? Amy talks like Amy talks like Amy.
Wade
What’s confusing? If Wade talks like Wade and Wade talks like Wade that just means that Wade talks like Wade and Wade talks like Wade
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
never 👹
mal 🌸
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP AHHHHHHH
Wilkinsonburritos
Makes sense
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
true. if Wade talks like Wade, doesn’t Wade talks like Wade equal Wade talks like Wade?
mal 🌸
NOOO IM TOO STUPID FOR THIS
Wade
Mal talks like Mal
Wade
Precisely
Anonymous
Love you Flappy<333
AnonymousNumber1
I find this retarded and annoying, Dagger and Lynx were right.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
Mal talks like Mal, Mal doesn’t talk like Mal talks like Mal.
Wade
Exactly
mal 🌸
oooo yay now im an example of confusion!!
Flappy.
NOOOOSTOP
Wade
I do it purposely
Flappy.
ITS SO SCARY
mal 🌸
AHHHHHHH
Flappy.
ITS JUMPING RIGHT TOWARD ME
Flappy.
OMG
mal 🌸
it's him..joking around...
Flappy.
WERE YOU THAT KID
Flappy.
ON THE DISC
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wade, what is the definition of a scientifical hypothesis? 🤓
Flappy.
ALSO DAGGER AND LYNX LIKE WADE SO LIKEEE
Wilkinsonburritos
Ur mother
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, and that is why they only like you about half the time.
Wade
Jones BBQ Foot Massage
Anonymous
That is me running to you
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
The process of cellular respiration, an essential metabolic pathway in living organisms, involves the conversion of organic compounds into adenosine triphosphate (ATP), releasing energy for cellular activities. This intricate biochemical cascade occurs in the mitochondria, where complex interactions of enzymes and electron transport chains meticulously facilitate the extraction of energy from substrates. The comprehension of cellular respiration not only elucidates fundamental principles of bioenergetics but also underscores the indispensable role of ATP as the primary energy currency within biological systems. 🤓☝️
AnonymousNumber1
No, Discord is disgusting.
Jxgfhcj
?
Flappy.
SUCH A FLIRT BAHHAHHASNDAJFEHKMSN
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
your mother was a hare and your father smelled of elderberries
Wade
Eh, I can be serious when I need to be, now is not that time
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
exactly.
Wilkinsonburritos
cute
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ikr
Wade
Madre
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
padre
AnonymousNumber1
That is immature.
Wade
GUYS IMAGINE THIS
Anonymous
my parents told me to chase after my dreams
Wade
A poorly CGI Baby saying “madre” in a deep ass Batman voice
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
W mans
Flappy.
wade being immature???????? thats so unheard of
Wade
You’ll get used to it
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
LMAO
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
SOMEONE MAKE THAT
Wade
It exists
Anonymous
Do you also have another account or is this your only one?
Wade
It’s in the movie called Son of The Mask
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
LINK NOW
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
OR ILL JUMP YOU
Flappy.
aweeeeeeeee
Flappy.
I DIDNT SEE THIS
mal 🌸
shit i didn't finish typed lmfao
AnonymousNumber1
I don’t plan to.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
then leave.
mal 🌸
this is a joke website not some mature people's society lmfao we ain't supposed to be mature
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
WADE
mal 🌸
IT WAS A HALF WRITTEN SENTENCE BAHAHAHAHS
Flappy.
MATURE PEOPLES SOCIETY
Wade
I’m likeable
AnonymousNumber1
How many times has that been told to you?
Wade
To?
AnonymousNumber1
I’m aware.
Flappy.
ARe you really thoughhhhhh
Wade
See so you’ll warm up to me eventually probably or probably not
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
the cgi baby
AnonymousNumber1
I’m not asking you to change, I’m merely commenting my observations.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
many ;)
Wade
My 56 followers say yes
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
link
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i need
mal 🌸
fair enough then, continue. this is entertaining
AnonymousNumber1
Probably not.
Wade
It’s on yt I don’t have a link
Wade
Oh well, worth a shot
mal 🌸
bahahahahs
Flappy.
but theres not 56 actual people on the site so who even are these people
Flappy.
oh
Flappy.
guys i have to pack
Flappy.
I DONT WANNA PACK
mal 🌸
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Flappy.
i fee llike i just packed
Flappy.
NOoooooo is right
mal 🌸
packing SUCKS
Flappy.
it does
Flappy.
MY MOM
Flappy.
WONT GIVE ME A LIST EITHER
Flappy.
I WILL PROBABLY FORGET ALL MY SHIRTS OR SMTHING
mal 🌸
NOOOOOOOOOO
mal 🌸
DONT FORGET YOUR SHIRTS
Wade
My fans
AnonymousNumber1
Why don’t you say everything that you want to say in one message.
AnonymousNumber1
You do not have fans, you are not that likable.
Wade
That is truly a mystery
Anonymous
That's a good question
Wade
My 56 fans say otherwise
mal 🌸
it's fun to send multiple cause it builds suspense (even though it isn't suspenseful)
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
trolley problem
AnonymousNumber1
This is like trying to argue with a wall, so I will not try nor argue.
AnonymousNumber1
I see.
Wade
Good idea, I’m very persistent
Flappy.
theres a fine line between persistence and annoyance
Flappy.
IM PLAYING MOST OF THE TIME BTW
Flappy.
LIKE
Flappy.
NSAHFSJANHJKMD
AnonymousNumber1
I do not think so, I think you are obnoxious and petty.
Wilkinsonburritos
lol
AnonymousNumber1
Do you watch the posts or did you just come back.
Wilkinsonburritos
Yes and no
AnonymousNumber1
That is a confusing answer but I still understand.
Wilkinsonburritos
I did both
AnonymousNumber1
That was my mental explanation too.
𝔇𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
HOWDY DAGGER
AnonymousNumber1
I am not Dagger, you retard.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wait what’s happening
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
that’s exactly what dagger would say
𝔇𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
Awwww shucks
𝔇𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
No need ta be so rude
Wilkinsonburritos
We have a based user
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
SHOOT IT
Wilkinsonburritos
Where?!
AnonymousNumber1
Sometimes it is necessary.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
oh shit i replaced the d with and n mb
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
is it beyonce
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
or wait wait
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
megan fox
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
actually no
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
sabrina carpenter
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
am i getting warmer?
Anonymous
Everything is so confusing rn
𝔇𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
FELLER I'm'in the fastes' rootin' tootin' hick in the west I can shoot'a top off that 'ere swirl with my eyes closed!
Wilkinsonburritos
These are confusing times
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wilk
𝔇𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
Mama never did teaches me how to reed
AnonymousNumber1
Oh, my god. I just scrolled down to look at previous posts and I saw Jake’s.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
damn
Anonymous
Thank you for these wise words, now I am Albert Einstein 2.0
Wilkinsonburritos
Yeah, what about it?
Wilkinsonburritos
Godspeed
AnonymousNumber1
Your parents should be ashamed. But I’m sure they already are.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Holy shit Dagger what the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to scare Fappy? Everybody will think you're a furfag now.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
knew it
Wilkinsonburritos
I thought you said you were new
Flappy.
exactly yes i told him to change it
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Oh wait, it's an actual picture of a squirrel.
AnonymousNumber1
Check my join date, I have been stalking for a while now.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
So you are trying to scare Fappy.
AnonymousNumber1
I am not Dagger.
Anonymous
what did the deleted comment say?
Wilkinsonburritos
Ah
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Nobody's impressed; that's NEW.
Wilkinsonburritos
That Jake’s post surprised him
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Oh
AnonymousNumber1
And the comment deletion was because I spelled it wrong.
Anonymous
almost a month
AnonymousNumber1
I’m aware, but I’ve still been here long enough to see the events leading up to Jake’s departure.
Anonymous
You can learn a lot about the people here in a month
Wilkinsonburritos
Mostly how retarded we all are
Flappy.
lmao
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, but I have never directly talked to many of them, and I am indifferent to them until I do. (In most cases.)
Flappy.
thats true
AnonymousNumber1
I do not understand why you said “we.” You are not very retarded.
Wilkinsonburritos
How so?
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
YES. You are Dagger. I can deduce this from a number of clues: 1. Sometimes uses periods instead of question marks. 2. ALWAYS ends the sentence with a period and the sentence always has proper grammar. 3. Showed no animosity towards Wade until prompted by Fappy. 4. Insulted a random account that "mistook" him for Dagger but was friendly towards me. 5. Fluent in English. 6. Dagger always comes online at this time.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Ahahahahahahahaha I got you. Good try, though.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
100%
AnonymousNumber1
I feel as though, (from what I have seen) you are mature, respectful, but also will not hesitate to call people out, and finally, do not really participate in the really retarded conversations that happen here.
Anonymous
It could still be that he isn't Dagger and somehow I can't imagine that he is Dagger either. It could also be because I don't know Dagger that well.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
7. Horrified by Jake's post
AnonymousNumber1
I am not Dagger, you retard.
Flappy.
wilk or dagger jr
Wilkinsonburritos
Aw thanks champ
AnonymousNumber1
I was not horrified, you cannot feel my emotion through the screen.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
OHHHHHHHHHH, now you start insulting me now that you realize it betrays you.
mal 🌸
bahahahahahs
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wilk
AnonymousNumber1
I do not know what you want from me.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
the delivery was so 💀
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
"Oh my God, I just saw Jake's post."
mal 🌸
what bahahaha
AnonymousNumber1
I am not Burrito.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I am just exposing you.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
your social security number
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
and your mother’s maiden name
AnonymousNumber1
Was there an exclamation point anywhere in that sentence?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
please and thank you
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Ok now come out on Dagger account so we can have a laugh. In a few years we'll have a few beers laughing back at this moment.
Anonymous
I think it's really someone "new"
AnonymousNumber1
You are failing, I have nothing for you to expose.
AnonymousNumber1
No, thank you.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
You use periods instead of question marks, I don't think that's a valid detail.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
but i said please
AnonymousNumber1
This, I can do. Hudson.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
You talk exactly like Dagger. Even I don't talk like Dagger like you do.
Wilkinsonburritos
Heh?!
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
thank you!
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Doxxed.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Le reddit armie has all your informations now.
AnonymousNumber1
So just because I have good grammar and spelling, I am Dagger?
Silent Specter
Yes.
AnonymousNumber1
How do you know I was not lying?
Flappy.
my ears
Flappy.
are clogged
AnonymousNumber1
Thank you.
mal 🌸
guys my math is too hard 😭
Flappy.
i can barely hear anything BHBAHBHHSHAHS
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
No, but the way you speak all aggressively and confrontationally with good grammar is very Daggerlike.
Silent Specter
Nobody gives a shit you fucking failure.
Flappy.
be nice to Mal.
Silent Specter
Why should I?
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Nobody else talks like this on the site, especially knowing how unforgiving mods are.
AnonymousNumber1
Dagger is one of the reasons this site is still functioning properly, however, I am not him.
Flappy.
Because shes a hell of a lot better than you
Silent Specter
She's*
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
That made me laugh hard.
Silent Specter
Learn grammar you dickhead.
Anonymous
That doesn't make sense because anyone can be good at it, right? just because someone is good at grammar doesn't mean that the person is dagger, right?
Flappy.
Check your bio.
Silent Specter
It was a fucking joke, pipe down you sensitive fuck.
Anonymous
Okay
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
AnonymousNumber1
Well, I do. Like I said, I am not one to act on judgement that I have had previously, so the way I talk to Mods will be honest and unfiltered.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
.
AnonymousNumber1
I am not Dagger, how retarded are you?
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Yeah, nevermind, this guy isn't Dagger, I don't know what I was thinking.
AnonymousNumber1
Oh, please.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I see that now.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
I CAN HELP
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
PLEASE LET ME
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Anybody who still says this is Dagger is a schizo and should have their throat slit. Fucking retards.
mal 🌸
ION WANNA SEND IT THOUGH CAUSE IT'S EASY AND IM J STUPID
AnonymousNumber1
Yes.
Anonymous
Thank you for your honesty
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ITS OK
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
PLEASE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ILL EXPLAIN IT VERY GOODLY
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
TRUST
mal 🌸
THERE'S LIKE TRIANGLES AND ANGLES AND SHIT
mal 🌸
FINE
Wilkinsonburritos
Why’d you switch sides so fast lol
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
I LOVE TRIG
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, that is one thing you can always count on from me. And right now, I appreciate you, saH.
Silent Specter
He always does.
mal 🌸
Silent Specter
He's on post nut clarity right now.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I realized that I was saying lots of bullshit
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Didn't want to look stupid anymore
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
DAGGER ALT
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
DAGGER ALT DETECTED
Silent Specter
Dagger alt?
AnonymousNumber1
He thinks that he is “playing along with “my” game.” Really, there are no games. I am not Dagger.
Silent Specter
Dude, how am I a dagger alt?
Wilkinsonburritos
I thought it was because you called him a retard lmao
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Everyone is Dagger. There is nobody else on the site but Dagger. DAGGER IS WATCHING YOU AT ALL TIMES.
mal 🌸
amyyy
Anonymous
Thank you, I appreciate it too.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
You are Dagger.
Wilkinsonburritos
Lmao ok
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
DID YOU JUST USE PROPER GRAMMAR?!?! DAGGER ALT.
AnonymousNumber1
Oh, no. I mean, partly. He thinks that because I called him a retard, I’m just covering for myself.
AnonymousNumber1
👍
Flappy.
ur so silly
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i think it’s none of the above. not enough info.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
No, I think you called me a retard because I AM a retard.
mal 🌸
okay
Wilkinsonburritos
lol
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Too much ricin laced in my brain.
Anonymous
Ohmigosh, I'm just now finding out that I'm a Dagger alt? why did you all keep it a secret from me, oh no no no
Wade
Wassup Wilkin, Dagger Jr
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, that too.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wsg wade
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Is that a C-C-C-COMMA?!?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Flappy.
i dont get a wassup
Flappy.
smhsmh
Flappy.
BHHAHHAHHHHAS
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
wassup flappy
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I need to take my meds.
Wilkinsonburritos
Dagger jr got slapped in the face by a guy with a squirrel profile
Anonymous
Welcome back Wade
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I'm going skitso.
Flappy.
yayyyyy
AnonymousNumber1
You have enough self-respect to admit it, maybe you aren’t so retarded after all.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
go for it bud
Flappy.
schizo
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
MAGICAL MAL
Anonymous
this conversation is interesting
Flappy.
very
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I just have one question.
Wade
Catch me up lol
AnonymousNumber1
What is your question?
Wade
Ngl I thought this guy was Dagger Jr on an alt, guess not
mal 🌸
AMY THE FLAMY
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Did you use a profile picture to repel Fappy?
Wade
Wadey Bladey
Wade
I was wondering that too
Wilkinsonburritos
He kept say the anon was dagger and dagger jr wouldn’t let him go for it. Anon called him a retard then dagger jr was like, “I was wrong. Everyone who thinks that’s dagger is a fag”
mal 🌸
wadey matey
AnonymousNumber1
Not to repel her, but when she mentioned it, I then had squirrels on the brain. Hence the profile picture.
Wade
Damn
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
True it's not Dagger it's something else
Wade
“This thing..is something else entirely..”
Wilkinsonburritos
Lmao
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Why did you shove squirrel corpses into your amygdala?
AnonymousNumber1
“Something”
AnonymousNumber1
I did not do that.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
You are some kind of Proto-Dagger.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
WAS IT WRONG
Wade
Definitely
Wilkinsonburritos
This is never going to end
Wade
It isn’t
AnonymousNumber1
I see.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
So you're sure you're not Dagger?
mal 🌸
I DUNNO YET I GOTTA FINISH THE OTHER QUESTIONS AND THEN TURN IT IN TO SEE
AnonymousNumber1
What do you mean?
AnonymousNumber1
Yes, I’m sure.
Wilkinsonburritos
About you being dagger or relating to dagger
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
OK WAS THAT THE ONLY ONE YOU NEEDED HELP ON
Wade
Well it’s not Dagger, Jake, Rorschach, Me, or Dagger Jr, so who is it? Unless it is just a new person and we’re all paranoid
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
If you're not Dagger, then you are a BP member.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
There is no in between.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Wade, time to feast.
AnonymousNumber1
You are correct.
Wade
All the Bp people
Wade
Left
Wilkinsonburritos
It’s probably a new guy
Wade
Also I can’t ban this guy, he’s incredibly based
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
True
AnonymousNumber1
No, I was genuinely just looking up, “what are some of the worst jokes ever?”
mal 🌸
YEAH SO FAR
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
beep beep
Flappy.
im sorry i think we all need to collectively stop saying based
AnonymousNumber1
Thanks.
Flappy.
like its almost 2024
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Why would you want to stay in this shithole filled with subhumans?
Wilkinsonburritos
Based
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
KK
AnonymousNumber1
I have to agree with Flappy.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
based
𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝐼𝐼
That’s what I did
Wilkinsonburritos
Yeah, we’re all mentally insane
Anonymous
Definetly
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i got the link from toast then indoctrinated people
Wade
Can confirm
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Let's stop using it.
AnonymousNumber1
I find it intriguing and fascinating, I’m not sure why.
Wade
Newspeak?
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Yes, based is newspeak.
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
everyone finds a corpse interesting.
Wade
I just got a link
Anonymous
He also didn't do anything to ban him
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
I GAVE IT TO YOU
Wade
What word instead?
Wilkinsonburritos
Yeah
Wade
You’re welcome
Flappy.
try "normal"
AnonymousNumber1
I do not mean that in an odd way, like I’m trying to study you all or something. I just mean that your conversations are interesting, and it does somewhat remind me of my friends.
Flappy.
"sane"
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Unlocked
Wade
I get that
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
“awesome sauce”
Wilkinsonburritos
Understandable
Wade
Bro it’s instinct to say based, even Dagger does it
Anonymous
I see isee
Anonymous
But we aren't Dagger
Jaek
So Jake is banned now.
Anonymous
Anyeong
Flappy.
its funny how youre acting like dagger is the standard
Jaek
Time to take his place
Anonymous
Hi guys
Anonymous
Hru
Anonymous
hu
Anonymous
Are you new too?
Wilkinsonburritos
Who the hell are you two?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Jaek
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
no
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
stfu
Wade
What the
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
i call making the next post
mal 🌸
AMY
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS U CAME FROM
Wade
King Dagger
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
These two strange members just crawl into the chat.
Anonymous
Is the account “Jaek”üü a fake account?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
Yes
mal 🌸
I TURNED MY HOMEWORK IN IM SCARED TO LOOK AT MY GRADE
Wade
Like me
Wilkinsonburritos
Wade, you know what I just realized?
Flappy.
you guys are literally in the same grade bsfr
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
IM SORRY
Wade
Enlighten me
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ITS OK MAL
mal 🌸
AMY YOU LED ME ASTRAY IT WAS 30 NOT NONE OF THE ABOVE
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
HOW
Wade
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh..doesn’t matter
Anonymous
i am new
Wilkinsonburritos
I have to redesign Jake and Madi’s, animatic designs
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
DOES IT GIVE YOU THE EXPLANATION
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
I WANNA SEE
Anonymous
Just ignore the two "ü"
mal 🌸
IT DOESN'T
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
HOW
Wade
You still owe me a Gunslinger, but also yes you do
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
WHYS THAT.
mal 🌸
IT'S OKAY THOUGH I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT ANYWAY
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Anonymous
Okay
mal 🌸
NO
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
HOW IT WORKS
Flappy.
oh shit the period
AnonymousNumber1
Animatic designs?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ME NEITHER
Wilkinsonburritos
Have you seen them?
Wade
LETS GET TO WORK WILKIN, ME AND U, HERE WE GO AGAIN
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
HOW TF IS IT 30 BRO
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
CAN I HELP
AnonymousNumber1
Did you make a drawing or a movie or something?
Jaek
Do you know that Jake's name really means?
Wade
Wilkin and I are making an animatic using wje memebrs
mal 🌸
NO IDEA
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
IT MEANS FUCK OFF STFU
Jaek
It's not short for Jacob.
Wilkinsonburritos
I’ll probably change the color scheme
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
ok?
Jaek
It's Jaek + fake
Jaek
Jake.
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
.........FAIR POINT
AnonymousNumber1
Oh, may I see?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
pretty sure that’s not how it works
Jaek
I am the original, he is an impostor.
Wade
Yeah, so when u wanna do it?
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
CAN YOU INCLUDE ME THIS TIME
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
SHUT
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
THE FUCK.
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
UP.
Wade
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HAHAHUAIUD
𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐
WILKINSON
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
DAGGER
Wilkinsonburritos
I’m planning on making an animatic with some WJE members
Wade
Anonymous it’s that