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anon 2, kris, and lynx all tied for 4th-6th place.

YEEEES TOOOAST

Toasties a w

Facts that’s why he’s my pookie

i h8 tht word but okeis

He’s my pookie wookie

You’re gay

ewwww

Lmao

Scooter sent a photo of Deadpool and it was creepy 💀

But it was like

Thirst trappy

Oh

What was it?

scooter has for me nd for my cousion to kil ourselfs in his bio

I don’t quite remember

HEKLP

https://sketchywebsite.net/

lets go toast

So Supernatural is so good I cant wait for the rest of the album

The animation on the music video is laughably bad tho

Tho I do luv the references to their past albums/songs, and also just the way the music video has photos n clips of them back in the 70s-80s bc it rlly goes well w the songs tone being very similar to their classic stuff

Hi

guys how do i make myself less tired

Speaking of Toast, where is he?

also alsastor js like

died

idk

Gotta tell him something

hlaf the time

Alastor was on yesterday

Numb?

Wade is your name Marco by any chance

mhm

Nope lol

Ok takyyaki was wondering lmao

Why wouldnt his name be "wade

(ik its a deadpool thingy)

Wait wade is ur nae wade irl

Oooh

Maybe

Wait

im tied

r u deadpool irl?!?!?!

ried

tired

Maybe

=O

wade

u hsuld join canydadlnd

putttttttttt\

🧁🎀bio

That would be wild

Facts

Bet

YAY

Did it

yayyay

tht mks me happy

Bios are overrated

Should get Alastor and Ingenious to do it

alastor makes me happy

No.

Mine used 2 be long now I shortened it

ingenious is banned fomr candyland

What was it before 💀

whats candyland

I prob got a ss of it somewhere lemme check

put 🧁🎀 in ut bio than ull be tuere

lol

Don’t got one lol

It was longer, had tons of quotes, and had my YouTube channel

yh it was so long\

Idk I liked long bios, now I just do whatever Toast does since his r short

mmmmmmmmmm

i ship u nd toast

We’ve had the Booger AIDS and AIDS Booger for a while

And all the emojis in our bios have meanings

i dnt wanna aks]i

I’m gonna tell you anyways

ok

The crown and peach go to together and means Maid Wade Supremacy

The panda is obviously representing BoredPanda, since that’s where we’re from

What is aids booger supposed to mean

The melting happy face is when we trolled Amy and got her banned from Bp among other things

HA

W

The clown is from the clown era

Wade isn't Marco; <<

And then candy land

candy landd

Rick and Morty reference, Rick names all his files Booger AIDS or AIDS Booger, so we each did one

😤

Or AIDS Booger Booger AIDS

Oh

gus toast zin lilly me nd virgo hv candy lands

Wade what’s the cupcake for

Me too

xin*

The Pitbull- What May just said

THE 🧁🎀 IS CANDYLANDD

Oh cool

JAKE

Guys we need a new era

What should it be

JOIN CANDYLAND PUT 🧁🎀 BIO

Hello kitty

idk

sanrio

OMG

I LOVE HELLO KITTY

I love hello kitty

butn no

Goodbye Doggy

?

I’m not doing any eras until after DP3 trailer

L

jakeke]

put 🧁🎀 in ur bio )):

💀

Only if Madi does

WHERES MADI

I HAVE TO YAP A LOT TO HER

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

Good times

People seriously e date on a jokes website?

yup

Weirdos

no

they a W couple

Online dating is cringe

no

Facts

Lololol

cause they onna get tg irl

But like it’s funny sometimes

REAL

Like you have never encountered each other what the fuck are you doing

And then when yoh make fun of it it gets kinda annoying

Cuz they yell at u

tru

Pulling irl is based thto

i pull sm

i have exs attackin me sm also

Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

like

lol

i get tod atleast 10 tiems a day to kms by exes nd there freinds

Based

My exes all broke up with me because I’m not good enough for them

Thyere all basic ass white girls tho

omg

yh

My biggest flex is i don't have exes

I have like two

Ooh

i have

They were weird as fuck istg

like 8

Why?

Like they’re the preppy lulu lemon girls

Lol

Lol

EW

I H8 THOSE

And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

W

???

Tantan you're scaryy

HSUAHSBABBAZ

No it was a bad situation

TOKOYAKI PUT 🧁🎀 IN UR BIO

They were both also like crazy racist

Based

Okokok wait

yayy

Doneee

yayay

YAYYY

i wunna tlk to alasotr

hes entertaining

Your exes?

sussy

YES

Fuck

🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀

Yeah

Are they pretty?

Kinda…

Dead chat

U got pics?

I wouldn’t wanna punch Madi…

Lez bring it back to living

💀

Shhhhh

Also check uwu

What?

THIS WAS A JOKE AND WE WERE MOCKING JASSY

It’s ok buddy, we all get uncontrollably horny

LMFAO

Real tho

🧁🎀

Yeah especially you

I can actually control mine though

Got me there

imagine ever gettin horney

horny

Me no horny

I lost my phone so no :(

Rip

:<

Bummer, it’s fun

Lol

Me neither tbh ppl are gross

Guys do I seem gay?

You like animals don’t you?

Depends where you put the cucumber

Not really

Up my ass

Lol

Why

💀

Do you like plants?

I like cucumbers

I like cucumbers up my ass

Nooo

Gay

Lmao jk

I don’t like animals I eat them

I'm also gay

jk

Based

I suddenly heard the music Chinese people play while cooking crocodile💀💀

Based

Do you guys know what a ballcuzzi? is?

ded chat

What is that?

Don’t steal my shit Wade smh

This^

I literally just told you 😭

I’ll steal your balls

Lol

GAY

Smells gay

Ik, that’s why I just said it

Ain’t no way

Lol

Wdym by that wade?

Ur mom

Is gay

lol it’s a meme I made during a Madi vs Amy fight

Ohh i didn't know that

The memes were crazy

We need more WJE memes

Here’s another

Jake aren't you dating Donut?

I gotchu

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Yep

Actually we’re married

No he’s dating me

Ohh

This is a lie

No you're dating me

Jk

No that’s a trust

Omg

Bet

Lol

Online is wild

Real

💀

WHAG THE FUCKXKKXXKC

Nice booty

Thanks

Np

Ain’t no way your Deadpool

I guess he's deadpool not Marco

🐸

Maybe

You’re name isn’t wade

My name isn't Takoyaki

My name is not ingenious

Maybe

If yall wanna know my name idrc

Yeah, that's because you're Tantan

My name isn’t tantan

I told yall yesterday 😂

That's the nickname I made for you:<<

lol I know

I bet his name is Joe

Huehshbsahbanbw

Not joe

What does it start with?

Wade guess my name

^

My name or tantan's?

My name is Ethan

Wait fr?

Yes

Now we have 2 Ethan’s here

Real

Wait actually?????

How will we tell each other apart

YAY

We’ll just call you Ingenious

I sent u stuff on uwu

alr

Alr

Wade my name starts with A

I know it

Ava

No

Aubrey

Addison

Ends with r

Wade is takoyaki name reveals you have to

Aurora

Maybe

Nice

Not aurora

TAKO

Hello

Only 4 letters

Can I tell Wade

Toastyyyy

What?

Your name

Okokok

Heheheh

Huh

Amor

Yesss

Amor ehat?

Thats my name

Ooooh

Wade it is your turn now

hauh

Hello

Romiiii

CHEZX

It’s CHEX MIX

OI HAI AMORRR

HAII AMORRRRR

I miss you daii

miss you to da

i

Hi chexers have we met

I jusst spent like an hour playing mk11 with my stepdad

naa nako ang selpon ni maja

Based

Aw maayo

gi beg sa ako uyab na e pa huwam ko

HEHEHEHHE

Ayg pasapon ba

I have no idea what you guys are saying 💀

pramis dili

ill be careful

Our language

Based

Good

i have no idea

Oh yeh ur Filipino too

im barely on here

Filipino Gangg

你好

hi guys

Daii naay nag confess nako

お腹すいた

NGEEE KINSAAA

KINSAAA

Si Carl

echika sa akoas fb

goofy ah ah name

He said he likes me

kaon sko

Yoooooo

ma eat brbr

Sgesge chika ko unya

Bro I wanna learn 👀

Lol

Learn what?

Is it Tagalog?

Bisaya

Oh okay

But i also speak tagalog

I speak English and basic Chinese

Bisaya is way more aggressive than Tagalog fr

Oh look

lol

I wanna learn Chinese

DONT

Why?

It sucks

😭😭😭

Toooast where’d ya go pookie

Wade namedrop na

I have to tell you about my titty bowl Toast, whered ya goo

YES I AGREE

Wade name drop rn

Alr

Wait fr?

ain’t no way

What i didn't see that

Ohh

Okay nice

Ye

Bro thought it was Marco 💀

Im so fucking eepy

I was really hoping it was Marco

Real

Toast I gotta tell u about my titty bowl

TOASTYYYY

Imagine your last name being more than two letters

Lol

Guys i gtg byebye

Byeeee

Bye Tako!

By e Tako

Bye Wade, Tantan nd Toasty

Toast get ion uwu gotta tell u about my titty bowl

alr

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous

I wanna be famous

my

my therapist said I got adhd

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAG MEANS

YIPPIE

TOAST

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, but its much much more than being hyper n unable to focus

theres this fun lil thing called "Executive Dysfunction"

SOOPY

Hey Soop

Erectile dysfunction?

Love that guy lmao

LOL

goodnight you bunch of crackers

Goodnight!

Goodnight

I’m gonna do my sigma night time routine and then sleep

Back

Goodnyt Toastt

damnit

alls

Tiddies

balls*

Based

It's like erectile dysfunction but w ur brain instead of ur dick

hey cehsys

chexy

What’s the difference?

mewning routine

who u

mewing

Meowing

**

meowing X

Angel

btw i cut my hair

Showw baby

i habe short and long hair

i cant show here tho

Ye u can, no mods r on

Send sa akoa unya, mingaw nakos imong pretty face

yall r gonna snitch on me lol

Nah

angel

ill send it to u on fb

Jake doesn’t ban for that stuff usually

Just pedos and dick showers

cus i take better pictures on phone

LMFAOO

Okoko ill wait

You missed the dick pic Chex

i know i missed a lot on here

Whose dick?

but im still down to know what hapened

Idk some dude

anyways yall

Some dude posted a dick pic today

i got an app or site

In memes

to recommened to yall

Ayo

mm?

we can call, make hubs and shit

like group chat

I swear I thought u were there

What site?

its like uwu kinda but its better

its not a site

its an app

Show

for yall phone users

Damn I have not enough storage

What’s it called

im not gonna give it until everyone is down to join that app

Okay I can’t rn

then no

Based

It’s called “dikpiks”

Same

Um UwU is a site tho

Im on it

Same

ill just post my new hair on the uwu

and no

Yeerrrr

theres an app

uwu is an app

Wait fr?

yes

Actually

you can download it

Filipino accent

oh and wade

i heard you face revealed on the call

Actually? What call?

Yeeeerrrr

do it again

i wanna see

was it drake

not fair

Me too

Wait same

No, it was Ryan Reynolds

someone thought ur cute and told me on uwu

wont say the name

WAIT ACTUALLY

but they like you

Do tell, tell me privately

no

🤯

I think I know who

PWEEAASEE

🫣

no

PWWWEEEEEEEESE

Just say the name and then delete it XD

Ye fr

thats fake

Wait maybe don’t

ACTUSLLY it was Hugh Jackman, he’s got a nice set of smooth criminals down under

They might get made fun of or something

The fuck do you mean “fake”

yes

Why does my sticky male made milk-like substance taste sweet.

free taste sir?

Based

You’ve seen Hugh Jackman’s dick too?

no

Oh

I thought you had a boyfriend bruv

not that i care of

i do

HHAHHA

im playing dw

There goes my thoughts

now that you mentioned my bf

wanna hear me talk about him

HUAHSUOAHUSHAH

Chex he’s not 22 years old is he?

no

35?

no

19

23?

69

not real

47?

56!?

yes

WHAT

What the fuck?

hes only 3 years older than me

are you playing.

its not bad

no

Oh hell nah

THAT IS BAD

no its not

Is it a bad age difference?

HED AN ADULT

Yeh it's not

16 and 19

3 years age difference wont make a difference

it wouldnt be bad if you were in college or smth

but

youre not

NAHHHHH