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  • anon 2, kris, and lynx all tied for 4th-6th place.

    YEEEES TOOOAST

    Facts that’s why he’s my pookie

    He’s my pookie wookie

    Wade

    Facts that’s why he’s my pookie

    You’re gay

    Wade

    He’s my pookie wookie

    ewwww

    Anonymous

    You’re gay

    Lmao

    Scooter sent a photo of Deadpool and it was creepy 💀

    What was it?

    scooter has for me nd for my cousion to kil ourselfs in his bio

    Wade

    What was it?

    I don’t quite remember

    https://sketchywebsite.net/

    Tho I do luv the references to their past albums/songs, and also just the way the music video has photos n clips of them back in the 70s-80s bc it rlly goes well w the songs tone being very similar to their classic stuff

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    guys how do i make myself less tired

    Speaking of Toast, where is he?

    Gotta tell him something

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    Alastor was on yesterday

    Numb?

    Wade is your name Marco by any chance

    Anonymous

    Wade is your name Marco by any chance

    Nope lol

    Ok takyyaki was wondering lmao

    Anonymous

    Ok takyyaki was wondering lmao

    Oooh

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Wait wade is ur nae wade irl

    Maybe

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    r u deadpool irl?!?!?!

    Maybe

    Wade

    Maybe

    That would be wild

    Facts

    Anonymous

    🧁🎀bio

    Bet

    Did it

    Should get Alastor and Ingenious to do it

    Anonymous

    Bios are overrated

    Mine used 2 be long now I shortened it

    ingenious is banned fomr candyland

    Wade

    Mine used 2 be long now I shortened it

    What was it before 💀

    whats candyland

    Anonymous

    What was it before 💀

    I prob got a ss of it somewhere lemme check

    xin

    whats candyland

    put 🧁🎀 in ut bio than ull be tuere

    Don’t got one lol

    It was longer, had tons of quotes, and had my YouTube channel

    Idk I liked long bios, now I just do whatever Toast does since his r short

    We’ve had the Booger AIDS and AIDS Booger for a while

    And all the emojis in our bios have meanings

    I’m gonna tell you anyways

    The crown and peach go to together and means Maid Wade Supremacy

    The panda is obviously representing BoredPanda, since that’s where we’re from

    What is aids booger supposed to mean

    The melting happy face is when we trolled Amy and got her banned from Bp among other things

    The clown is from the clown era

    Wade isn't Marco; <<

    And then candy land

    Anonymous

    What is aids booger supposed to mean

    Rick and Morty reference, Rick names all his files Booger AIDS or AIDS Booger, so we each did one

    Chei

    Wade isn't Marco; <<

    😤

    Or AIDS Booger Booger AIDS

    Wade

    Rick and Morty reference, Rick names all his files Booger AIDS or AIDS Booger, so we each did one

    Oh

    gus toast zin lilly me nd virgo hv candy lands

    Me too

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade what’s the cupcake for

    The Pitbull- What May just said

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade what’s the cupcake for

    THE 🧁🎀 IS CANDYLANDD

    JOIN CANDYLAND PUT 🧁🎀 BIO

    Anonymous

    Hello kitty

    I love hello kitty

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys we need a new era

    I’m not doing any eras until after DP3 trailer

    put 🧁🎀 in ur bio )):

    Wade

    I’m not doing any eras until after DP3 trailer

    💀

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Only if Madi does

    WHERES MADI

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    AYO WHAT THE FUCK

    Good times

    People seriously e date on a jokes website?

    Facts

    Anonymous

    Online dating is cringe

    Lololol

    cause they onna get tg irl

    But like it’s funny sometimes

    Like you have never encountered each other what the fuck are you doing

    And then when yoh make fun of it it gets kinda annoying

    Pulling irl is based thto

    i have exs attackin me sm also

    Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

    Chei

    Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

    lol

    i get tod atleast 10 tiems a day to kms by exes nd there freinds

    Chei

    Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

    Based

    My exes all broke up with me because I’m not good enough for them

    Thyere all basic ass white girls tho

    My biggest flex is i don't have exes

    They were weird as fuck istg

    Anonymous

    They were weird as fuck istg

    Why?

    Like they’re the preppy lulu lemon girls

    And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

    Anonymous

    And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

    ???

    Tantan you're scaryy

    HSUAHSBABBAZ

    No it was a bad situation

    TOKOYAKI PUT 🧁🎀 IN UR BIO

    They were both also like crazy racist

    Anonymous

    And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

    Based

    Anonymous

    TOKOYAKI PUT 🧁🎀 IN UR BIO

    Okokok wait

    Doneee

    YAYYY

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    Anonymous

    They were both also like crazy racist

    Your exes?

    🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀

    Are they pretty?

    Anonymous

    Kinda…

    U got pics?

    Chei

    Online dating sucks, cuz if u and your partner fight u can't punch him/her:((

    I wouldn’t wanna punch Madi…

    Anonymous

    Dead chat

    Lez bring it back to living

    Shhhhh

    Also check uwu

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I wouldn’t wanna punch Madi…

    What?

    It’s ok buddy, we all get uncontrollably horny

    LMFAO

    Real tho

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Yeah especially you

    Got me there

    imagine ever gettin horney

    Me no horny

    Wade

    U got pics?

    I lost my phone so no :(

    Anonymous

    I lost my phone so no :(

    :<

    Chei

    Me no horny

    Bummer, it’s fun

    Chei

    Me no horny

    Me neither tbh ppl are gross

    Anonymous

    Me neither tbh ppl are gross

    You like animals don’t you?

    Anonymous

    Guys do I seem gay?

    Depends where you put the cucumber

    Anonymous

    Guys do I seem gay?

    Not really

    Chei

    Depends where you put the cucumber

    Up my ass

    Wade

    You like animals don’t you?

    Why

    Anonymous

    Why

    Do you like plants?

    I like cucumbers

    I like cucumbers up my ass

    Wade

    I like cucumbers up my ass

    Gay

    Lmao jk

    Wade

    Do you like plants?

    I don’t like animals I eat them

    I'm also gay

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    Anonymous

    I don’t like animals I eat them

    I suddenly heard the music Chinese people play while cooking crocodile💀💀

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    Based

    Do you guys know what a ballcuzzi? is?

    Wade

    Do you guys know what a ballcuzzi? is?

    What is that?

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    This^

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Don’t steal my shit Wade smh

    I’ll steal your balls

    Smells gay

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I literally just told you 😭

    Ik, that’s why I just said it

    Chei

    I suddenly heard the music Chinese people play while cooking crocodile💀💀

    Ain’t no way

    Wdym by that wade?

    Is gay

    lol it’s a meme I made during a Madi vs Amy fight

    Ohh i didn't know that

    Here’s another

    Jake aren't you dating Donut?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    We need more WJE memes

    I gotchu

    Chei

    Jake aren't you dating Donut?

    💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Chei

    Jake aren't you dating Donut?

    No he’s dating me

    Wade

    No he’s dating me

    No you're dating me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    This is a lie

    No that’s a trust

    Chei

    No you're dating me

    Bet

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Actually we’re married

    Online is wild

    Anonymous

    Online is wild

    Real

    Nice booty

    Thanks

    Ain’t no way your Deadpool

    I guess he's deadpool not Marco

    Anonymous

    Ain’t no way your Deadpool

    Maybe

    You’re name isn’t wade

    My name isn't Takoyaki

    Anonymous

    You’re name isn’t wade

    Maybe

    If yall wanna know my name idrc

    Yeah, that's because you're Tantan

    I told yall yesterday 😂

    That's the nickname I made for you:<<

    I bet his name is Joe

    Huehshbsahbanbw

    Wade

    I bet his name is Joe

    Not joe

    What does it start with?

    Wade guess my name

    Wade

    What does it start with?

    ^

    My name or tantan's?

    Wait fr?

    Now we have 2 Ethan’s here

    Anonymous

    My name is Ethan

    Real

    How will we tell each other apart

    We’ll just call you Ingenious

    Toast ツ

    YAY

    I sent u stuff on uwu

    Wade my name starts with A

    Aubrey

    Addison

    Ends with r

    Wade is takoyaki name reveals you have to

    Aurora

    Maybe

    Not aurora

    Only 4 letters

    Toastyyyy

    Anonymous

    Can I tell Wade

    What?

    Okokok

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    Heheheh

    Yesss

    Amor ehat?

    Thats my name

    Ooooh

    Romiiii

    It’s CHEX MIX

    I miss you daii

    I jusst spent like an hour playing mk11 with my stepdad

    naa nako ang selpon ni maja

    Toast ツ

    I jusst spent like an hour playing mk11 with my stepdad

    Based

    Aw maayo

    gi beg sa ako uyab na e pa huwam ko

    Ayg pasapon ba

    I have no idea what you guys are saying 💀

    Anonymous

    I have no idea what you guys are saying 💀

    Our language

    Chexers

    ill be careful

    Good

    Anonymous

    Hi chexers have we met

    i have no idea

    Oh yeh ur Filipino too

    im barely on here

    Wade

    Oh yeh ur Filipino too

    Filipino Gangg

    Chexers

    im barely on here

    Daii naay nag confess nako

    Si Carl

    echika sa akoas fb

    He said he likes me

    Heroin Monkey

    hi guys

    Yoooooo

    Sgesge chika ko unya

    Learn what?

    Bisaya

    But i also speak tagalog

    I speak English and basic Chinese

    Bisaya is way more aggressive than Tagalog fr

    Anonymous

    I speak English and basic Chinese

    I wanna learn Chinese

    😭😭😭

    Toooast where’d ya go pookie

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    Wade namedrop na

    I have to tell you about my titty bowl Toast, whered ya goo

    Chei

    Wade namedrop na

    YES I AGREE

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    What i didn't see that

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    Okay nice

    Bro thought it was Marco 💀

    I was really hoping it was Marco

    Anonymous

    Bro thought it was Marco 💀

    Real

    Toast ツ

    Im so fucking eepy

    Toast I gotta tell u about my titty bowl

    Toast ツ

    Im so fucking eepy

    TOASTYYYY

    Imagine your last name being more than two letters

    Guys i gtg byebye

    Bye Tako!

    Bye Wade, Tantan nd Toasty

    Toast ツ

    By e Tako

    Toast get ion uwu gotta tell u about my titty bowl

    Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous

    my therapist said I got adhd

    I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAG MEANS

    Anonymous

    I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAG MEANS

    Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, but its much much more than being hyper n unable to focus

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    theres this fun lil thing called "Executive Dysfunction"

    Erectile dysfunction?

    Love that guy lmao

    goodnight you bunch of crackers

    Goodnight!

    I’m gonna do my sigma night time routine and then sleep

    Goodnyt Toastt

    Toast ツ

    goodnight you bunch of crackers

    damnit

    Anonymous

    I’m gonna do my sigma night time routine and then sleep

    Based

    Wade

    Erectile dysfunction?

    It's like erectile dysfunction but w ur brain instead of ur dick

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    It's like erectile dysfunction but w ur brain instead of ur dick

    What’s the difference?

    Anonymous

    chexy

    who u

    Meowing

    Chexers

    who u

    Angel

    btw i cut my hair

    Showw baby

    i habe short and long hair

    i cant show here tho

    Ye u can, no mods r on

    Send sa akoa unya, mingaw nakos imong pretty face

    yall r gonna snitch on me lol

    ill send it to u on fb

    Jake doesn’t ban for that stuff usually

    Just pedos and dick showers

    cus i take better pictures on phone

    Wade

    Jake doesn’t ban for that stuff usually

    Okoko ill wait

    You missed the dick pic Chex

    i know i missed a lot on here

    Whose dick?

    but im still down to know what hapened

    Idk some dude

    Chexers

    but im still down to know what hapened

    Some dude posted a dick pic today

    i got an app or site

    In memes

    to recommened to yall

    Wade

    Some dude posted a dick pic today

    Ayo

    we can call, make hubs and shit

    Anonymous

    Ayo

    I swear I thought u were there

    What site?

    its like uwu kinda but its better

    for yall phone users

    Damn I have not enough storage

    im not gonna give it until everyone is down to join that app

    Chexers

    mewning routine

    Based

    It’s called “dikpiks”

    Anonymous

    Damn I have not enough storage

    Same

    ill just post my new hair on the uwu

    Yeerrrr

    Wait fr?

    you can download it

    Wade

    It’s called “dikpiks”

    Filipino accent

    i heard you face revealed on the call

    Chexers

    i heard you face revealed on the call

    Yeeeerrrr

    Wade

    Some dude posted a dick pic today

    was it drake

    Me too

    Flappy.

    was it drake

    No, it was Ryan Reynolds

    someone thought ur cute and told me on uwu

    wont say the name

    but they like you

    Chexers

    someone thought ur cute and told me on uwu

    Do tell, tell me privately

    Wade

    No, it was Ryan Reynolds

    🤯

    I think I know who

    Chexers

    no

    PWEEAASEE

    PWWWEEEEEEEESE

    Just say the name and then delete it XD

    Ye fr

    Anonymous

    Just say the name and then delete it XD

    thats fake

    Flappy.

    🤯

    ACTUSLLY it was Hugh Jackman, he’s got a nice set of smooth criminals down under

    They might get made fun of or something

    Flappy.

    thats fake

    The fuck do you mean “fake”

    Why does my sticky male made milk-like substance taste sweet.

    Chexers

    yes

    You’ve seen Hugh Jackman’s dick too?

    not that i care of

    There goes my thoughts

    now that you mentioned my bf

    wanna hear me talk about him

    Chex he’s not 22 years old is he?

    Anonymous

    The fuck do you mean “fake”

    not real

    Flappy.

    not real

    What the fuck?

    hes only 3 years older than me

    Chexers

    yes

    are you playing.

    Oh hell nah

    THAT IS BAD

    Is it a bad age difference?

    HED AN ADULT

    Chexers

    no its not

    Yeh it's not

    Anonymous

    Is it a bad age difference?

    16 and 19

    3 years age difference wont make a difference

    Chexers

    its not bad

    it wouldnt be bad if you were in college or smth

    NAHHHHH

    THATS JUST…NAAAAAAAAH

    “T-that mother fucker back there is NOT real!”

    well its better than me dating a 35 year old

    3 years is better than 10 years older or smth

    3 years older is my max

    once i turn 17 he will be 20

    I'd date someone who's 3-5 year older than me

    Chexers

    well its better than me dating a 35 year old

    U got a point there

    my birthday month is earlier than his

    Chei

    I'd date someone who's 3-5 year older than me

    I wouldn’t. Tbh

    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t. Tbh

    Why?

    oh speaking of bday

    wade ur bday is coming up

    When?

    My birthday was six days ago

    happy birthday belated ingenious

    I’m 17 now 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    im so done with school istfg

    Flappy.

    im so done with school istfg

    Same

    Chexers

    wade ur bday is coming up

    Yuuuuurrr

    yes bc flappy doesnt swear a lot

    and ill post the pic rn on uwu

    How old are u Wade?

    im still in school tho

    Chexers

    she just yaps

    i do nott

    Chexers

    im still in school tho

    Gambatte

    Chexers

    im still in school tho

    Damn it’s 11 pm for me 😳

    ew yucky timezone

    What the fuck New York City is based

    maybe but their timezone isnt

    its ok youre still better than central time

    Chei

    Gambatte

    its ganbatte

    check the uwu amor

    I saw it

    Cutee

    I love the tiny hairclip

    Cute kaayo ka

    my cheeks got fatter man

    but i didnt gain weight tho

    Anonymous

    Gotta go bye

    Byebyee

    Chexers

    my cheeks got fatter man

    Still looks good

    Anonymous

    Gotta go bye

    Bye Ingenious!

    yk chex we haven't talked in a bit how are you

    i keep forgetting to respond

    i dont go on uwu often anymore

    i mean i do get on

    but like not talk to anyone

    forgetting to respond

    and at the same time

    i dont wanna talk to anyone

    i just wanna talk to rand

    Mmm kay

    Chexers

    i dont wanna talk to anyone

    yea yea but how are you

    Chei

    Mmm kay

    utryna saykay as okay og kay as why

    Chexers

    great actually

    aww thats good

    Chexers

    hbuu

    im fine im fine

    a little upset rn smh

    Congratulations to Toast

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    IMA SAY BIBLE VERSES AGAIN

    Anonymous

    And one of them tired to make out with me so I punched them 🗿🍷

    that’s a hard lie

    you’re using those emojis wrong

    clearly

    Expressive Grevy Zebra