Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more

Mimi, I know you are online. I will give you 10 minutes to decide before I execute my plan.

The actual fuck Ive spent more than an hour reading a story online and there’s a kohl’s advertisement blocking an entire paragraph at a climax

Everyone tell the most wtf story about an event or celebration you can remember or find online.

(Baby shower, birthday, funeral, party, holiday, etc)